Massage Parlor Reports

[Starks]

Time for some real talk fellas.

Ok, so recently I had the chance to visit with OD Judy. She is just as advertised. Which brings me to the point of my post.

Real talk. Who gives the best L2 service in the Chicago area?

I will give you my top 3.

1. Mikey SXL.

2. Judy OD.

3. Anna New Hope.

Note, none of these women are young spinners, but they will have you crawling the walls.

[GeneralObvious]

I've never known Jessica / Coco to be much of a blowjob girl, particularly since won't take her mask off.

Been fooling around with her on and off for 4-5 years, and she has never offered, suggested, or implied that a BJ is available. I've done DATY on her, as long as I'm the first one of the day. She's never reciprocated.

[Fit312]

Somewhat well known intel here. There are a few BBFS gals on this list, and some quoted tips, are negotiable. As always, be clean, stay in shape, and don't act like a horny old toad. You will get further than you ever imagined with some of these girls. I won't reply to DM's about specific girls.

I've never known Jessica / Coco to be much of a blowjob girl, particularly since won't take her mask off.

[Fit312]

Since I've been getting lousy service for the money at some of my usual places, I've tried going back to O3 a couple of times since they've always had higher quality women. Last time I was there, the cute girl I came to see tried to pawn me off on this dark-skinned tall ugly hairy woman. I balked and the cute girl agreed to take me even though she was supposedly busy and I got slightly inferior service for even more money than I usually pay. I was a little concerned that the ugly girl might be a postop transexual which is not my preference. Girl I saw the first time said that they have a rotation with new girls coming in on a regular basis (Monobrow Mama was one of these new girls), so I was wondering if anyone on here is familiar with their schedule.

[GeneralObvious]

Hey guys.

I've been reading a bunch of the previous reports on some of the massage places in the city and I'd like to give my two cents on a few.

East Rhythm- Not sure of their names but one girl in particular wearing a blue and black dress does great service but it's always covered. House fee and tips 80 for naked HJ, 100 for CBJ and 140 for CFS. She has a really great body.

West river- Emily is a Thai girl, a bit on the heavy side but she does do BBJ for 100 tip and 140 for CFS. There's another girl there too I think her name was Kelly, slim spinner Chinese girl that's a little more expensive for BBJ I think it was 120 but she does give great service. I think she wanted 200 for CFS on top of the house fee. Both girls speak pretty good English and had great convos with them.

OD- What else can I mention that hasn't been said about Judy. I had to check her out a couple weeks back when someone mentioned rimming and she didn't disappoint. She is definitely on the older side (50-60) but BBJ, rimming and ball play was great for 100.

BHC- I've been going there for a few years now. Back when candy was giving service. Man if only she still offered it because her body is in point. Some of the most natural implants I've seen and they felt great. I had also seen cherry back in the day if anyone remembers her or knows if she's doing services somewhere else please LMK ASAP because her GFE was amazing. I remember I had table showers with both cherry and candy, separate times. It's pretty difficult to remember which of the girls I've had from there since I'm pretty particular on the type of girls I like, big tits, slim body and decent ass. But I've seen a couple at BHC and I do go in to scope around to see the talent from time to time but they usually have very slim girls there.

Golden Dream- Mandy Mandy Mandy man is she a dime a dozen. Her massage skills are unmatched, except for a regular massage at Thai Princess (but they don't offer anything more than L1). Not sure what happened with Mandy but she stopped giving prostate massages but I guess I just have to ask.

Happy Late Night- Oh what can I say about angel that hasn't been said before. She is open 24 hours but honestly it doesn't seem like she's into anything she does since she says any and all guys in that time period. I have had one instance where she fell asleep on top of me mid massage. I met her when she was at Blue Island and she's ok if you're only looking for quick HJ from an Asian girl..

Somewhat well known intel here. There are a few BBFS gals on this list, and some quoted tips, are negotiable. As always, be clean, stay in shape, and don't act like a horny old toad. You will get further than you ever imagined with some of these girls. I won't reply to DM's about specific girls.

[Jayp80]

Yes, this is a stab in the dark, but I thought it was worth asking.

Anybody have a masseuse they REALLY like in the Bahamas. Nassau specifically? The closer to the Atlantis the better.

If not, any suggestion for sites to find one?

Thanks for your consideration.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...hp?533-Bahamas

[HoosierT]

Yes, this is a stab in the dark, but I thought it was worth asking.

Anybody have a masseuse they REALLY like in the Bahamas. Nassau specifically? The closer to the Atlantis the better.

If not, any suggestion for sites to find one?

Thanks for your consideration.

[Desparado]

I have seen plenty of Korean girls as I am Korean and have married one.

In general, they are worse than American girls.

Only 1% is pretty, but I assure you that they do not work at a parlor in slum.

Do not waste money.

I was in this 819 parlor yesterday and walked away after seeing a Chinese.

I found the report without knowing it in advance, but this is nonsense in my opinion.

I called them again today and they shout out they have one Korea girl.

Why this is matter?

Chinese to promote business with a Korean speaking Chinese girl.

Koreans girls do not work for poor Chinese.

The thing that gets me is that it continues to be condescending after it has been called out. It said it went there and saw her and then described her to all of us as "hot". LOL. I think we can all just ignore its provider-oriented exaggerations going forward if the mod won't ban or segregate.

[Desparado]

2nd visit with her this week.

She was happy as hell to see me again and gave me GFE for a lot less than normally. Girl was literally all over me and ain't going to like she is the shit.

She is here for 3 more days do yourself a favor and go see here. Well worth the trip from the burbs.

Did she have a little pot belly and a C-section scar?

[SexWithJesus69]

Hey guys.

I've been reading a bunch of the previous reports on some of the massage places in the city and I'd like to give my two cents on a few.

East Rhythm- Not sure of their names but one girl in particular wearing a blue and black dress does great service but it's always covered. House fee and tips 80 for naked HJ, 100 for CBJ and 140 for CFS. She has a really great body.

West river- Emily is a Thai girl, a bit on the heavy side but she does do BBJ for 100 tip and 140 for CFS. There's another girl there too I think her name was Kelly, slim spinner Chinese girl that's a little more expensive for BBJ I think it was 120 but she does give great service. I think she wanted 200 for CFS on top of the house fee. Both girls speak pretty good English and had great convos with them.

OD- What else can I mention that hasn't been said about Judy. I had to check her out a couple weeks back when someone mentioned rimming and she didn't disappoint. She is definitely on the older side (50-60) but BBJ, rimming and ball play was great for 100.

BHC- I've been going there for a few years now. Back when candy was giving service. Man if only she still offered it because her body is in point. Some of the most natural implants I've seen and they felt great. I had also seen cherry back in the day if anyone remembers her or knows if she's doing services somewhere else please LMK ASAP because her GFE was amazing. I remember I had table showers with both cherry and candy, separate times. It's pretty difficult to remember which of the girls I've had from there since I'm pretty particular on the type of girls I like, big tits, slim body and decent ass. But I've seen a couple at BHC and I do go in to scope around to see the talent from time to time but they usually have very slim girls there.

Golden Dream- Mandy Mandy Mandy man is she a dime a dozen. Her massage skills are unmatched, except for a regular massage at Thai Princess (but they don't offer anything more than L1). Not sure what happened with Mandy but she stopped giving prostate massages but I guess I just have to ask.

Happy Late Night- Oh what can I say about angel that hasn't been said before. She is open 24 hours but honestly it doesn't seem like she's into anything she does since she says any and all guys in that time period. I have had one instance where she fell asleep on top of me mid massage. I met her when she was at Blue Island and she's ok if you're only looking for quick HJ from an Asian girl.

Comfort- I've seen yuyu once but my experience was pretty good. She was pretty young and had a great body to match. She was very into 69.

Ozone- I've been there a few times and I've been lucky enough to try one Mixed girl (black and white) with some of the best naturals I've seen in my time. I've had one Thai girl with a small frame and large fake breasts but we connected and drank some wine together but YMMV and she hasn't been back since she moved to Texas sadly. Most of the girls there are attractive but usually CFS is around 200 for every girl. If you're looking for some Thai girls that's a good spot.

Relax in north Ashland- Mimi is a very petite and kind Asian girl but she's very hesitant to do Covered L2. You'll need to see her once or twice before asking about it. Bring your own cover.

Belmont- Eva has been a staple there since I moved into the area last year. Very nice C cups on an older Chinese woman. Only L1 but she lets you play with them and such. I've heard about Lisa / Lina (not sure the name but I heard someone mention she's back) is she any good?

Aries- I stopped by to see if they were open and they are. They are a Latin MP and from the convo I had with one of the girls tips range from 100- 200.

New Hope- Anna is very nice. Older Asian woman offering up to L3 but it felt rushed. Not sure if Jessica is still there or if she changed her name but I had L2 with 69 and she was very into it.

I have quite a few other places and experience with escorts from List Crawler but LC is a toss up because there's so many fake accounts and some of the girls are only there for a suck and fuck And you're out the door. Only a handful of providers have been worthy of multiple visits. I'll add my two cents here and there when I check out some of the apartments that I've heard so much about. Especially since I'll be heading south for this next year.

Thank you all for the great info you've provided and I hope to be a useful addition to the community.

[OF Charlie]

I have seen plenty of Korean girls as I am Korean and have married one.

In general, they are worse than American girls.

Only 1% is pretty, but I assure you that they do not work at a parlor in slum.

Do not waste money.

I was in this 819 parlor yesterday and walked away after seeing a Chinese.

I found the report without knowing it in advance, but this is nonsense in my opinion.

I called them again today and they shout out they have one Korea girl.

Why this is matter?

Chinese to promote business with a Korean speaking Chinese girl.

Koreans girls do not work for poor Chinese.

I just texted Amy. She said her working outfit is pink. I am telling you you got the wrong girl. Amy is like 5'1" and Julie is like 5'7".

I am also including my text with Julie. Now if you want to question my beauty standard, that is fine. But I don't make up meeting a girl without actually meeting them. You are just mad that you got a bait and switch.

And at a spa, beside the house fee a girl is free to ask what she wants, so if she can gets what she wants for the extras then what is wrong with that.

[Lex85]

I'd like to check this place out in the next few weeks.

Can anyone PM me the current pricing for this place?

Thanks.

[SexWithJesus69]

2nd visit with her this week.

She was happy as hell to see me again and gave me GFE for a lot less than normally. Girl was literally all over me and ain't going to like she is the shit.

She is here for 3 more days do yourself a favor and go see here. Well worth the trip from the burbs.

What does she look like BTW? Slim body type or is she packing some other stuff?

[ChicagoCat99]

I have seen plenty of Korean girls as I am Korean and have married one.

In general, they are worse than American girls.

Only 1% is pretty, but I assure you that they do not work at a parlor in slum.

Do not waste money.

I was in this 819 parlor yesterday and walked away after seeing a Chinese.

I found the report without knowing it in advance, but this is nonsense in my opinion.

I called them again today and they shout out they have one Korea girl.

Why this is matter?

Chinese to promote business with a Korean speaking Chinese girl.

Koreans girls do not work for poor Chinese.

Did you ask for Julie? There is a reason why I specifically uput her name. If you did, then the girl lied to you. Julie is not the only girl there. There are always two girls there at all time.

In any case, based on the review three posts down she is not worth seeing anyway.

[OF Charlie]

Hey, guys,

I do not know why this matters, but the one in the pink dress is not Korean.

OK looking Chinese.

I know this since I am a Korean.

My parents and brother still live in Korea.

If she knows how to speak Korean, she must be from "연변", where is the area above North Korea.

Did you ask for Julie? There is a reason why I specifically put her name. If you did, then the girl lied to you. Julie is not the only girl there. There are always two girls there at all time.

In any case, based on the review three posts down she is not worth seeing anyway.