Massage Parlor Reports

**Devlin** · 07-20-22 23:35

Hey,

I recently visited Coco Massage.

The house fees are 50/ hhr and 60/ hr with a free table shower. Cash only.

My Asian MT was Sophia.

She is about 5'6" and an attractive MILF with decent tits. She speaks little to no English and suffers from GPS.

Sophia wanted 120 for CBJ and 160 for CFS with no GFE.

Dash did not pay those ridiculous prices and received a 20 minute half ass body rub with release for 40.

I will not repeat.

**BMan3408** · 07-20-22 19:37

Where can I find Judy? NWI guy here and the posting sold me LOL

Originally Posted by Benderedundat [View Original Post]

She's old. (Yeah so am I).

She looks really tired. (Yeah so do I).

She's the only one at OD. (We all knew that).

She's making boatloads of money. (I might marry her just for the money).

But Holy Moly. I haven't had a cat bath on my butt, balls, and dick like that since I was in Shanghai. My GF gives great head and never turns me down, but this was amazing. Lights are down low so you can watch her silhouetted head bob up and down.

I called and she said "Busy"! I went anyway. She let a guy out and held the door open for me. She said 1/2 hour only. I said ok but I need a shower. 30 minutes later I stepped out blinking into the bright sunshine. Midway thru, the doorbell rang. She stopped to answer, stuck him in a room, came back and picked up where she had stopped. I had softened a little so she just stopped teasing and took me in Her mouth and restored me. She took it all and covered my mouth when I let out a moan.

Now I can say I've Been There Done That. Maybe again.

.

**BenBeck** · 07-20-22 19:36

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I might have to check her out when I really hate myself.

Then I recommend some self-loathing, you'll be glad you did.

**Fit312** · 07-20-22 19:20

Originally Posted by SexWithJesus69 [View Original Post]

I can triple verify that. Judy should be called Hoover with the way she sucks and play with the balls.

I might have to check her out when I really hate myself.

**OrdLover** · 07-20-22 19:16

Originally Posted by Benderedundat [View Original Post]

She's old. (Yeah so am I).

She looks really tired. (Yeah so do I).

She's the only one at OD. (We all knew that).

She's making boatloads of money. (I might marry her just for the money).

But Holy Moly. I haven't had a cat bath on my butt, balls, and dick like that since I was in Shanghai. My GF gives great head and never turns me down, but this was amazing. Lights are down low so you can watch her silhouetted head bob up and down.

I called and she said "Busy"! I went anyway. She let a guy out and held the door open for me. She said 1/2 hour only. I said ok but I need a shower. 30 minutes later I stepped out blinking into the bright sunshine. Midway thru, the doorbell rang. She stopped to answer, stuck him in a room, came back and picked up where she had stopped. I had softened a little so she just stopped teasing and took me in Her mouth and restored me. She took it all and covered my mouth when I let out a moan.

Now I can say I've Been There Done That. Maybe again.

Like I said before she is like alcohol / smoking. You know it bad for you but you always come back to it.

**CornCobMaker** · 07-20-22 19:00

Originally Posted by JXE20 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any LMP they recommend in the city? Been to princess spa about a month ago, was an okay experience the MT was 27 with a banging body but her face was eh. Was 200 for FS and was wondering if any lmps have better FS prices ty.

Who did you see at Princess Latina? Besides the smoking receptionist (everyone's favorite who doesn't offer massages), the women I've seen have been slightly to very below average, both in terms of face and body.

**CornCobMaker** · 07-20-22 18:57

Originally Posted by SockPuppet6969 [View Original Post]

I've been to a handful of Asian / Latina places like Lemongrass, Princess, Belmont, etc. Does anyone know of any places that have white or black MTs? I want to try something different. CLM doesn't answer when I call for some reason.

Don't call, text them. You'll get a response.

**SexWithJesus69** · 07-20-22 17:06

Originally Posted by EyeEatAss [View Original Post]

Saw a 45 ish yr old attractive lady at the door. She said Judy was busy. She told me to come back in 20. She was dressed in a sailor outfit with pretty feet in high heels. I came back and same lady let me in. I asked for Judy and she said she was. Threw me for a loop. Dropped the hour donation and led me to the room. Gazed into her eyes and told her how pretty she was (I meant it). Her lips are full and leaned in to kiss those luscious lips. They are soft and pouty. I parted her lips and slid my tongue in. I know you guys have dropped loads in her mouth and she probably swallowed some doo-doo residuals, but she kisses great! I knew this would be a memorable experience! Left for a minute and came back with me wrapped in a towel. Led me to the shower and washed every inch of me. Then I felt her velvety tongue all around my ass then in! Heaven! Flipped and washed my dick thoroughly. Then I got to feel her velvety mouth on my cock. Almost blew right there as she took nearly half my dick (6 inches) in her throat. To the room we went where she massaged me for a good twenty minutes while I caressed her smooth legs. Rubbed her ass and she whisked off her dress and panties. Smooth shaved with 34 B's. Long story short we 69'd. I don't care if you guys have blown loads in her. She tasted great and I even darted into her asshole (I know, gross. But, her head is so good I would've eaten her shit)! Eventually unloaded and she spit into towel.

I can triple verify that. Judy should be called Hoover with the way she sucks and play with the balls.

**SonnyBlack85** · 07-20-22 16:37

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**SockPuppet6969** · 07-20-22 13:02

I've been to a handful of Asian / Latina places like Lemongrass, Princess, Belmont, etc. Does anyone know of any places that have white or black MTs? I want to try something different. CLM doesn't answer when I call for some reason.

**Gopher88** · 07-20-22 09:51

Does anyone no about the few spa in Hazel Crest pm me?

**Gopher88** · 07-20-22 09:48

Hi Guys.

I'm Looking for a old friend.

Hes a studying Nurse at CC.

Please call me, I got a new phone lost a bunch of numbers. Thanks.

Call me Gopher88

**HanginBalls** · 07-19-22 19:45

Originally Posted by EyeEatAss [View Original Post]

Saw a 45 ish yr old attractive lady at the door. She said Judy was busy. She told me to come back in 20. She was dressed in a sailor outfit with pretty feet in high heels. I came back and same lady let me in. I asked for Judy and she said she was. Threw me for a loop. Dropped the hour donation and led me to the room. Gazed into her eyes and told her how pretty she was (I meant it). Her lips are full and leaned in to kiss those luscious lips. They are soft and pouty. I parted her lips and slid my tongue in. I know you guys have dropped loads in her mouth and she probably swallowed some doo-doo residuals, but she kisses great! I knew this would be a memorable experience! Left for a minute and came back with me wrapped in a towel. Led me to the shower and washed every inch of me. Then I felt her velvety tongue all around my ass then in! Heaven! Flipped and washed my dick thoroughly. Then I got to feel her velvety mouth on my cock. Almost blew right there as she took nearly half my dick (6 inches) in her throat. To the room we went where she massaged me for a good twenty minutes while I caressed her smooth legs. Rubbed her ass and she whisked off her dress and panties. Smooth shaved with 34 B's. Long story short we 69'd. I don't care if you guys have blown loads in her. She tasted great and I even darted into her asshole (I know, gross. But, her head is so good I would've eaten her shit)! Eventually unloaded and she spit into towel.

Great time. No doubt about it. My question here is you guys say she's old and tired. Maybe she is late 50's. Early 60's. But, if you see her on the streets, you'd think she's early. Late 40's with milfy sex appeal. As far as being tired: She jumped on me for 69 like an Olympic athlete! You guys can dump loads all over in her. I will definitely return and eat all you've left behind! LOL!

She put on an exceptional performance!

**Spame** · 07-19-22 14:38

Originally Posted by Bag115 [View Original Post]

I second that. She's hot but won't offer much else. Her friend Elana is the one worth seeing. Banging body with tats. Offers BBBJ and CFS for $350 I believe. Now located in Logan square.

Ivy is hot spinner and provides much more. She didn't when at wicker but now does. Think their prices went up however and they get to the point quickly but it is a good time.

**RedPontiacX** · 07-19-22 13:29

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

All roads lead to Angel including her 107 W Van Buren spot -.

She takes probably 50+ a day between the locations from 10 am-1 am.

You will know she has taken a beating when she offers anal or will literally put her hand in front of her pussy and jerk you off making you think you are fucking her. Woman is a waste of money to be honest but if you need to get off for $40-$100 then check her out if you can get your dick actually inside her without her trick games she can give you a good piece of ass. Also she has zero tits and I mean zero only nipples. Worst $$ I've probably spent in this trade but from time to time I'll literally throw her a bone 🦴.

I guess that explains it!