Massage Parlor Reports

[SmithSonok]

Not sure if this place is still calling itself Happy Massage, but it's the one next to Aladdin Bail Bonds.

Went in yesterday at lunch. Was led to a room and paid for 1 hour and proceeded to get ready.

Provider took at least 7 or 8 minutes to come in while I laid there twiddling my thumbs. I didn't catch her name. Middle aged - 40 something. With an "ok" body. Nothing to get excited about but nothing to run away from.

She proceeded to give me a relatively rough massage. Walked on my back for most of that time and it wasn't great. She left a couple of times, only once did it seem to be to get something for me (hot towel).

No significant teasing by her, which was really disappointing. I like the build up. But I let her know I was open to more with a brush of my hand on her leg, eventually pushing up her skirt and rubbing her butt.

On the flip she makes the sign for HJ and I ask if there's more. She offers $$, I give her $. 5 because won't go higher and that's all I brought inside. She comes back, puts a cover on me and sits on the edge of the table, legs wide. No BJ for a warm up or anything. Just straight to the point. Refuses to let me DATY. Only will do the one position. She seems to be concerned by the squeaking noise the table is making. Maybe her boss doesn't permit FS?

Whole thing is over in 45 minutes despite paying for the hour.

Overall - 3/10 and won't return. I should have known better. When she didn't tease, I should have known she wasn't going to be much fun.

[SeeksCuriously]

Too bad Cherry is gone from Golden Rose. She fit the bill perfectly. Claims she went back to China but I call BS. I suspect Annie probably gave her the unconditional release after someone broadcast her FS activities. Which are not supposed to be on the menu at Golden Rose.

She was petite with small breasts, good nipples, and she loved riding the face.

Good luck.

That sounds about perfect. To bad I missed out on that.

I love eating Asian.

[VillageRat]

I am from up north in the land of the dead for this. I'll be in Everett are tomorrow night so hoping I can make the best of it. Due to life as it is I don't get out much or get away from skagit often.

Simple request and hoping to learn the best place for this.

I don't care if FS is offered though I won't mind if it is. What I really want is a place where she will really grind down on my face. I want one that will sit on my face and ride it out! Hopefully not just for a moment, but really get into it.

Not required, but always a preference that she has small tits as well. Love them A cups.

The most important factor is she is clean and willing-wanting to ride my face.

So. Who do I go see tomorrow while I have a little time to spend in Everett.

Thank you!

Too bad Cherry is gone from Golden Rose. She fit the bill perfectly. Claims she went back to China but I call BS. I suspect Annie probably gave her the unconditional release after someone broadcast her FS activities. Which are not supposed to be on the menu at Golden Rose.

She was petite with small breasts, good nipples, and she loved riding the face.

Good luck.

[SeeksCuriously]

I am from up north in the land of the dead for this. I'll be in Everett are tomorrow night so hoping I can make the best of it. Due to life as it is I don't get out much or get away from skagit often.

Simple request and hoping to learn the best place for this.

I don't care if FS is offered though I won't mind if it is. What I really want is a place where she will really grind down on my face. I want one that will sit on my face and ride it out! Hopefully not just for a moment, but really get into it.

Not required, but always a preference that she has small tits as well. Love them A cups.

The most important factor is she is clean and willing-wanting to ride my face.

So. Who do I go see tomorrow while I have a little time to spend in Everett.

Thank you!

[Pigrig]

Doing the stop, go in traffic and couldn't help but notice all the MP on broadway. About the 35 xx block to the 31 xx block. Could it be another 1200 Jackson street in seattle? It would be nice to park and window shop for something that suites a guys fancy. Probably Not.

Keep your stick in the air.

[VillageRat]

+1 for Emma, HJ only but she is a sweet heart and will take care of you. Treat her with respect!! We defiantly want to keep her around. Give an awesome massage and treats you like a king.

I've gone down on Emma many times. Both DATY and DATO. And I've also had a finger buried knuckle deep in her ass on a few occasions. And she dug that too. Just a little more than HJ only.

Why do some of you say that "treat her with respect thing". Like you're some upstanding gentleman despite being the monger that you are. Kinda makes me want to respond "okay dad."

[FunLover1981]

I love Emma's place. She's always hard-working and sweet. She gives you plenty of attention and wants her business to succeed. I went today for a 4-hands deal wtih her and Coco. It was a blast. I'd been before, so no need to do the introductory dance moves to feel each other out. They were both so wonderful, and made me blow way too soon, so they made a quicker buck than I was hoping. But at least Coco spent an extra 20 minutes giving me a very high quality post-massage on my pecs and shoulders, neck and scalp. And the ears. That felt really good!. She's bubbly, fun and laughs a lot. Super-cute, too. Both are younger, but by that, I mean under 40. Emma looks even younger, but I saw her without makeup today, and couldn't recognize her. I spent a good 5 minutes wondering if some other girl was trying to claim she was Emma. But it was definitely her. She put some eyeliner on, then boom! Emma. The damage? Damaging. I paid way too much. She never asked for any tip fees, left it up to me to do that part. 2 girls, 1 hour full access plus (not FS. They don't do that there) $300.

+1 for Emma, HJ only but she is a sweet heart and will take care of you. Treat her with respect!! We defiantly want to keep her around. Give an awesome massage and treats you like a king.

[FunLover1981]

Not my review; some dude posted this on Tuesday over on RM. $40/ house & $80/ tip.

"I have been thinking of this place for a long time. It is one of the closer ones to my house but not too close. I lay down on the table and tried to clear my mind. After about 10 in Yuri came in with a mask on. She has nice eyes and a wonderful body.

She stood at the head of the table and started a light rub of my back. I ran my hands up her short dress to make sure we were on the same page. She has wonderfully smooth skin. She walked around the table giving me a token back and leg rub that was quite nice. She asked me to flip and asked if I wanted the tug portion of this visit. Of course I did. She asked and I gave her the money. I am older so was having some trouble getting there. It didn't help that she started talking (yelling) with someone out in the hall. That killed the mood. Also, I was there on the wrong time of the month so I did not have access to the places I wanted. I told her it was not going to happen and I was ready to quit. She was determined to make it happen so who am I to say no. She kept going. I unzipped her dress and she let me have access to the girls. Small but cute. After a few minutes I was able to get there. I will probably go back but not any time soon. I do like the determination. ".

I gave this place a shot 3 separate times hoping for better service, This place is absolute garbage. Rushed out, asking for way too much, the girls are fat and flabby, and they lie about what they have available. There is no table shower or even a shower offered here. I'm guessing this is a fake review. Don't waste your time here.

If your thinking about driving all the way out to this place, go to Monica in Edmonds / lynnwood, Way better looking girls, Most of the girls here are in their 30's couple girls in the 40's but they have hot bodies and you actually get your full hour and a decent massage.

[KnoxNenters]

So for my understanding they are the same place just going for two different names. Any recent info about it? The latest I have found was from hot and 4 months ago, saying Faith and Annie are the ones you want to get, tho only saying there was HJ nothing else.

I drove pretty far to check this place out. Arriving in the well-lived-in lobby, a larger woman (overweight) of mixed ethnicity and a 3/10 face came out to greet me. I didn't bother getting her name. I asked if she was the only one there. She nodded. I left.

[Keith115]

So for my understanding they are the same place just going for two different names. Any recent info about it? The latest I have found was from hot and 4 months ago, saying Faith and Annie are the ones you want to get, tho only saying there was HJ nothing else.

[HarleySteve]

Anybody been here lately? Last two times I tried they had a water overflow issue and was closed. Sign on chair at the open door.

Drove by the other day and two ServPro trucks were parked out front. Appears their problems after the building fire continues.

[ZoooBus]

So there appear to be some changes on Broadway.

At 32 xx, across from Kinect apartments, a place that has been massages before but was shut down has re-opened. No name or phone number on the door. Anyone given it a shot?

I saw the woman opening the shop today. See attached from my car cam. Anyone recognize?

Also, Happy Massage appears to have changed hands? The most recent ads for their phone number / address are FAR more suggestive and I even saw one calling it "Pink Cloud Massage" again. Some ads indicate they've added a table shower. Anyone confirm? Good or bad experiences?

I went there. I saw an ad of theirs and it claimed "New girls". I never went there before because the RA was definitely in granny territory. I went in, but the RA was not the woman in your image. Instead she was the RA from Oasis spa just a few blocks south. I think the two places may be working together because I had just been to Oasis about a week before. They too had an ad of "New girls". It looks like the old granny is gone, but your image does not look at that much younger.

Still a basic rub and tug shop.

[SmithSonok]

So there appear to be some changes on Broadway.

At 32 xx, across from Kinect apartments, a place that has been massages before but was shut down has re-opened. No name or phone number on the door. Anyone given it a shot?

I saw the woman opening the shop today. See attached from my car cam. Anyone recognize?

Also, Happy Massage appears to have changed hands? The most recent ads for their phone number / address are FAR more suggestive and I even saw one calling it "Pink Cloud Massage" again. Some ads indicate they've added a table shower. Anyone confirm? Good or bad experiences?

[KnoxNenters]

Visiting the area, how is this place right now?

I love Emma's place. She's always hard-working and sweet. She gives you plenty of attention and wants her business to succeed. I went today for a 4-hands deal wtih her and Coco. It was a blast. I'd been before, so no need to do the introductory dance moves to feel each other out. They were both so wonderful, and made me blow way too soon, so they made a quicker buck than I was hoping. But at least Coco spent an extra 20 minutes giving me a very high quality post-massage on my pecs and shoulders, neck and scalp. And the ears. That felt really good!. She's bubbly, fun and laughs a lot. Super-cute, too. Both are younger, but by that, I mean under 40. Emma looks even younger, but I saw her without makeup today, and couldn't recognize her. I spent a good 5 minutes wondering if some other girl was trying to claim she was Emma. But it was definitely her. She put some eyeliner on, then boom! Emma. The damage? Damaging. I paid way too much. She never asked for any tip fees, left it up to me to do that part. 2 girls, 1 hour full access plus (not FS. They don't do that there) $300.

[VillageRat]

Good afternoon gents! Anyone have any intel on where Cherry from Golden Rose went? She claimed to be "going back to China". I doubt that because her iMessaging is still blue.

For those of you who don't know. She used to be Amy at Meridian in Shoreline.

Did she BBFS any of you, like she did me, while telling you that you were "the only one I have sex with"?

Anyway feel free to PM if you know.