Massage Parlor Reports

[Tmgn2183]

These guys post ads constantly. When I went there was a dude working the front desk. The rooms were not private, just curtained off. Massage was decent but nothing else. Anyone have a better experience?

https://minneapolis-st-paul.skiptheg...e/418674813884

This was my experience too.

[Anything Cool]

Anyone get up there yet? Loads of interesting ads online.

That place has been closed for months.

[Tmgn2183]

Might be worth the drive if you want to visit grandma. There's a guy who has interesting ads but the parlor is a dead end. You have to ask the guy for phone number that he will give you.

I paid a visit yesterday. Told the guy I saw their online ad but only got a straight massage from the parlor. Have you gotten the number?

[MassErrection]

Anyone get up there yet? Loads of interesting ads online.

Might be worth the drive if you want to visit grandma. There's a guy who has interesting ads but the parlor is a dead end. You have to ask the guy for phone number that he will give you.

[MitchP4735]

I know many Slavics and the Russians Ladies I dealt with are well connected. If there orders are not to he they won't do it. However, if you know the right ones, it only takes a word or phone call to get hooked up with fine Slavic women.

I've noticed that body relaxation is kinda hard to get into. I just tried scheduling something for Sunday but they are booked I guess.

[JoeMaleMpls]

So genuine question for those that have experience. I have a small schlong. Like 2 inches soft and 6 inches hard. Does being that small hurt my chances of actually landing a HE anywhere? I'm still an AMP newbie.

So I touched on this topic before when I said everyone's experience can be different. The size of your crank may or may not matter depends on the provider and what they normally provided. If your going to a place that is a sure thing then it won't matter at all. So if your going to an independent provider the experience is included in the price. However I will say if they find you attractive the menu can open up and the business like attitude can drop. Now if your going to a place that's is maybe "legit" but she likes you, you might be able to score some extras. But these type of experiences can be hard to find. Not sure if this was helpful? If you want a sure thing review through about 10-15 pages here bring a tip and make sure you don't come off like a cop or someone who has never been there.

[Tmgn2183]

Has anyone tried out this place in willernie? I saw on rubmaps someone did. Any thoughts?

Anyone get up there yet? Loads of interesting ads online.

[Gentler]

I know many Slavics and the Russians Ladies I dealt with are well connected. If there orders are not to he they won't do it. However, if you know the right ones, it only takes a word or phone call to get hooked up with fine Slavic women.

Most of the people here seem to want a "zipless fuck". They don't really want penetration; if they did they would be perusing the escort section. They want to walk in, not fill out a health form or be particularly traceable, and get a HE or what have you.

Getting a nod from the big cheese moves from anonymity to being known. Maybe I am off base, but I don't think that is the goal for most people reading these threads.

Having said all that, I'd rather have a sensual session from a slav than most of the employees of the AMPs we mainly seem to talk about here.

I have said before, I kind of wish there were two categories; AMPs and Massage Girls (not AMP). I would be much more interested in the latter. The sources would vary, but probably mainly massage finder, cuddlecomfort, and similar sites.

[MitchP4735]

I know many Slavics and the Russians Ladies I dealt with are well connected. If there orders are not to he they won't do it. However, if you know the right ones, it only takes a word or phone call to get hooked up with fine Slavic women.

You have my attention.

[MassErrection]

My overall experience is that all of them are good at light brushing to the point where LE would be on the edge of caring but would not as they have bigger fish to fry. And the brushing would be so incidental as to not amount to much in LE eyes. In other words, they might brush you or press their waist area into you or "accidentally" rub their boobs on you. But not HE.

I did follow up with the person who stated they received more. My sense is that it happened a long time ago, and their memory was hazy on where it even happened or with who exactly. So I would say that it was a one off at best.

If you want a decent massage with lighter draping and no health forms they are worthwhile. If you want HE or more, this would be a difficult path.

I know many Slavics and the Russians Ladies I dealt with are well connected. If there orders are not to he they won't do it. However, if you know the right ones, it only takes a word or phone call to get hooked up with fine Slavic women.

[Member #6898]

So genuine question for those that have experience. I have a small schlong. Like 2 inches soft and 6 inches hard. Does being that small hurt my chances of actually landing a HE anywhere? I'm still an AMP newbie.

I don't see why they would care if it's small or not. As long as it's functioning and you've got the cash they're not going to care about the size. 6 inches is also average.

[Gentler]

A while back I read a report about body relaxation studio in Edina that someone had an intriguing experience, reported that the staff was good looking and the place has potential. Has anyone had any experience at this place?

My overall experience is that all of them are good at light brushing to the point where LE would be on the edge of caring but would not as they have bigger fish to fry. And the brushing would be so incidental as to not amount to much in LE eyes. In other words, they might brush you or press their waist area into you or "accidentally" rub their boobs on you. But not HE.

I did follow up with the person who stated they received more. My sense is that it happened a long time ago, and their memory was hazy on where it even happened or with who exactly. So I would say that it was a one off at best.

If you want a decent massage with lighter draping and no health forms they are worthwhile. If you want HE or more, this would be a difficult path.

[Tmgn2183]

Anyone been to the Vadnais Heights spot that's running ads?

[BurtForPres]

So genuine question for those that have experience. I have a small schlong. Like 2 inches soft and 6 inches hard. Does being that small hurt my chances of actually landing a HE anywhere? I'm still an AMP newbie.

[JoeMaleMpls]

I saw a couple of people mention Genuine Spa. Was wondering if anyone actually got anything more than some teasing from Tina back when they were on E Lake? I read some reviews that she didn't do any extras. People called out those that claimed she did. I saw her several time because she actually gave a good massage and she would definitely tease. One time when I was on the futon, as I was flipping over, she quite obviously lifted the towel to take a look at my dick. The following time was on the table and she switched out the sheet / blanket for a towel. Played a little grab ass and she didn't seem to mind. I was one massage away from getting my punch card filled and getting a half price massage, which is when I was going to try a little harder for more, when they shut down / moved. I texted her, she had given me her number, but she acted like she had no idea who I was or why I was texting her. Never saw her again.

Not going to be a done of help because didn't get names. I was there twice at there last location on university. First time was with a black lady that might of been renting the room. We had an amazing time a lot of chemistry great HE topless touching. She gave me her number and opened her own place but was on the other side on town for me.

Second time I was there saw a younger Asian don't know the name. But someone was getting waxed at the same time so Tina could of been in that room. Anyways she tried to play stupid like she didn't know what was going on. Did a lot teasing on the flip but kept the cover on, until the end of the massage she pulls it up to take a look and said oh very nice then walked out the room. Went to pay and she basically asked me to go on a date. Told me I have to at least buy her a drink first and said she gets off a 8 pm with her card. If I was single would of been all over it but wasn't looking for that type of experience anymore. Covid happen and I never went back.