Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6898]

So genuine question for those that have experience. I have a small schlong. Like 2 inches soft and 6 inches hard. Does being that small hurt my chances of actually landing a HE anywhere? I'm still an AMP newbie.

I don't see why they would care if it's small or not. As long as it's functioning and you've got the cash they're not going to care about the size. 6 inches is also average.

[Gentler]

A while back I read a report about body relaxation studio in Edina that someone had an intriguing experience, reported that the staff was good looking and the place has potential. Has anyone had any experience at this place?

My overall experience is that all of them are good at light brushing to the point where LE would be on the edge of caring but would not as they have bigger fish to fry. And the brushing would be so incidental as to not amount to much in LE eyes. In other words, they might brush you or press their waist area into you or "accidentally" rub their boobs on you. But not HE.

I did follow up with the person who stated they received more. My sense is that it happened a long time ago, and their memory was hazy on where it even happened or with who exactly. So I would say that it was a one off at best.

If you want a decent massage with lighter draping and no health forms they are worthwhile. If you want HE or more, this would be a difficult path.

[Tmgn2183]

Anyone been to the Vadnais Heights spot that's running ads?

[BurtForPres]

So genuine question for those that have experience. I have a small schlong. Like 2 inches soft and 6 inches hard. Does being that small hurt my chances of actually landing a HE anywhere? I'm still an AMP newbie.

[JoeMaleMpls]

I saw a couple of people mention Genuine Spa. Was wondering if anyone actually got anything more than some teasing from Tina back when they were on E Lake? I read some reviews that she didn't do any extras. People called out those that claimed she did. I saw her several time because she actually gave a good massage and she would definitely tease. One time when I was on the futon, as I was flipping over, she quite obviously lifted the towel to take a look at my dick. The following time was on the table and she switched out the sheet / blanket for a towel. Played a little grab ass and she didn't seem to mind. I was one massage away from getting my punch card filled and getting a half price massage, which is when I was going to try a little harder for more, when they shut down / moved. I texted her, she had given me her number, but she acted like she had no idea who I was or why I was texting her. Never saw her again.

Not going to be a done of help because didn't get names. I was there twice at there last location on university. First time was with a black lady that might of been renting the room. We had an amazing time a lot of chemistry great HE topless touching. She gave me her number and opened her own place but was on the other side on town for me.

Second time I was there saw a younger Asian don't know the name. But someone was getting waxed at the same time so Tina could of been in that room. Anyways she tried to play stupid like she didn't know what was going on. Did a lot teasing on the flip but kept the cover on, until the end of the massage she pulls it up to take a look and said oh very nice then walked out the room. Went to pay and she basically asked me to go on a date. Told me I have to at least buy her a drink first and said she gets off a 8 pm with her card. If I was single would of been all over it but wasn't looking for that type of experience anymore. Covid happen and I never went back.

[JoeMaleMpls]

A while back I read a report about body relaxation studio in Edina that someone had an intriguing experience, reported that the staff was good looking and the place has potential. Has anyone had any experience at this place?

I was there twice over a year ago. Two very attractive providers (don't remember there names) the owner / older one did a lot of teasing / light nail touching inner thighs and through the pubic area but nothing. The covering was a see through white sheet and was covered the whole time. Saw the younger one and she was even more legit even got upset at me for asking at the end of the massage. But didn't care because wasn't going back. I did schedule using a Groupon which might of effected my out come. The massage itself was good but doubt there are extras. I believe I heard they used to be in business with another group on Russian women who I saw and was teased even more.

[Member #6100]

I stopped by Star Massage once last spring and got zero hints of anything extra available.

I drove by the location for Star Massage today and its closed.

[ChrisNoit2]

Don't let his review scare you away. There are fine women and if your game is good you can pop one off on VIP or take one to hotel. Also $1 beers and $ 10 dances. Let me know I'll meet you there. Maybe we can dp one of my providers if your down.

Nah, I'll pass. The review was good enough for me. Overpriced crap. Would rather use the money elsewhere. I thought I would experience my first strip club, but I'm now glad to stay away. Thanks anyway for the offer.

[MitchP4735]

A while back I read a report about body relaxation studio in Edina that someone had an intriguing experience, reported that the staff was good looking and the place has potential. Has anyone had any experience at this place?

[CashMoney27]

Don't let his review scare you away. There are fine women and if your game is good you can pop one off on VIP or take one to hotel. Also $1 beers and $ 10 dances. Let me know I'll meet you there. Maybe we can dp one of my providers if your down.

I'm curious to know who that stripper might be that will allow to meet at a hotel? Seriously if you don't mind sharing. I also PM you Mass.

[MassErrection]

Thanks for this. Now I definitely know to never go.

Don't let his review scare you away. There are fine women and if your game is good you can pop one off on VIP or take one to hotel. Also $1 beers and $ 10 dances. Let me know I'll meet you there. Maybe we can dp one of my providers if your down.

[BurtForPres]

Thanks for this. Now I definitely know to never go.

Yeah for sure. It's way too spendy for what you get. The theatrics can be nice if you can suspend your disbelief that the girls like dancing for you. Otherwise there are less spendy ways to get yer rocks off.

[ChrisNoit2]

VIP lounge is a bunch of couches facing the walls while a manager keeps watch. Dances do allow touching, but no boob, butt, or V touching. Everywhere else is okay. These rules are strictly enforced by the ever watchful eyes of the manager, and the girls keep to it. Otherwise though, girls ain't afraid to give you a good grind. Find the right girl and she'll get you to pop with a high friction lapdance. Last time I was in, 3 songs are $115 and 15 minutes is $150.

They also have a mini personal stage in front of each couch the girl can get full nude on, but she has to keep panties on while she dances on you.

Thanks for this. Now I definitely know to never go.

[WinonaFan]

The ad has two numbers, the visible number gets no reply by text or call. The other number you have to click through the captcha to get does reply to text, but they give you an address in the TC not Rochester.

Sounds about right we don't seem to gte any Asian providers down here except the AMP's which are massage only no extras ever as our old Uncle LEO is well up their arses down here. Thanks for the info.

[Anything Cool]

I saw a couple of people mention Genuine Spa. Was wondering if anyone actually got anything more than some teasing from Tina back when they were on E Lake? I read some reviews that she didn't do any extras. People called out those that claimed she did. I saw her several time because she actually gave a good massage and she would definitely tease. One time when I was on the futon, as I was flipping over, she quite obviously lifted the towel to take a look at my dick. The following time was on the table and she switched out the sheet / blanket for a towel. Played a little grab ass and she didn't seem to mind. I was one massage away from getting my punch card filled and getting a half price massage, which is when I was going to try a little harder for more, when they shut down / moved. I texted her, she had given me her number, but she acted like she had no idea who I was or why I was texting her. Never saw her again.

I was a regular of Tina's at the Lake Street location. A lot of teasing (which wasn't unpleasant), but no actual HE at least for me.

She eventually quit doing massage and just did waxing.