Massage Parlor Reports

[HangLow3]

Where did HangLow go?

That was entertainment worth reading.

Go HangLow!

Bros.

I'm still around. Ben back north for while. Work too much. Going on lake to. Seeing that Spanish lady advertising on stg massage. She freal. No cancel on me. She got nice tan and real boobs. And she not talk about other bros to me. She not try to get me to take her to hotel or pay for hair extensions or car payment or nothing. She ain't playing sugar games. Just great time for hour with walrus. I done left couple review of her for yall. Much respect Benz. I see you, keeping on promote serenity. I may try them. But that Ashe girl worry me. She sound like gangs a white version of cancel queen. Maybe think she hotter then she is. I ain't hating just reading. How you get her to set good, price? And give good menu? I know you show good, respect for her and bring candy but do you tell her what you going to pay? Or let her tell, you. Also that Milan look good, maybe a bit old, for Hanglow. But shapes good. Is, photos real? And serenity not have cameras? Hanglow been warning bros. And still they going they fave place. Some bros going back maybe getting hustled again. Not Hanglow. I stay away from hustle. Hustle, going to get yall. Stay real, Benz. I am the walrus.

[HeadShot]

Was reluctant to see her due to all the negative reviews. All I can say is she was super sweet, attentive, and easy going. Tiny, sexy, and fun. She went the extra mile, threw in some dirty talk and was easy to deal with, and no bitchy attitude. She has her own rules, which I was fine with, and didn't push. Perhaps she's had issues in the past, but I would have no issues seeing her again.

[Gene2]

Well the Phoenix imposter is now posting in massage as well as escort section on STG. So be alert. The bogus Phoenix is apparently using old photos. And doing the thing all hate, price escalation! Upcharges! And less than good service reported.

So, the Real Phoenix might have to change her name. Pity. It's a cool name for her, rising from the ashes. But it's just too problematic when someone co-opts your name and potentially sullies your reputation. And the Real Phoenix has earned a good reputation for stellar service. She's still working on better communication and appointment settings but she's young and she will get there. So if she doesn't change her name, we can all be alert. Here is her STG post. For the Real Phoenix. Her phone number ends in 6069. And she typically only posts in the morning and perhaps early afternoons for Monday. Friday.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...x/773539986884

Enjoy. But be alert.

G2.

[ChicagoSouth]

Its a while since I made a post I stopped by today and I saw Lisa Its was blast. Went for the hour.

Ok message, but after it was great.

[MagicHands2]

Hello. I am planning on seeing Delilah or the ebony massause and wonder what I can expect her donation and tip to be. Also wonder if anyone has any more intel on her you can message me.

Your mailbox is full. Clear some space and I'll shoot you some background.

Magichands2.

[Gene2]

Hello. I am planning on seeing Delilah or the ebony massause and wonder what I can expect her donation and tip to be. Also wonder if anyone has any more intel on her you can message me.

Your inbox is full.

[Gene2]

And I'm telling you, she looks better in person! Word is getting out so her appointments are now limited. Two left today. Zero tomorrow. Zero Saturday. A couple on Sunday. Zero on Monday.

You will be astounded at the youthful beauty.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/863994307438

G2.

OK. It looks like she's fully booked for today. But she has one she's added available for tomorrow at 5:30. Then nothing Saturday. A couple Sunday. Nothing Monday. A few Tuesday.

Enjoy.

[BigLu57]

Any info on rates on dom really interested in trying this but can't choose so any info thank you.

[Benz1]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/974039053790

Any info on this one.

She was on my FB Todo list. WAS!
She'll blow your phone up asking for money. I suggested trade, she agreed.
Met for a few minutes in person and I politely declined.

If I met her at a hotel, It would have been a door slam.

Pics resemble her from years ago, before the candy took over.

Avoid.

[DavidWebb2010]

Hello. I am planning on seeing Delilah or the ebony massause and wonder what I can expect her donation and tip to be. Also wonder if anyone has any more intel on her you can message me.

[TinFling0429]

Dude, you need to get some friends or find ways to meet girls that are not paid for to schedule. A lot of your stuff is cringey, but this borders on I am in love with this girl stuff.

Companies don't want a 3-page job resume. They want something clear, quick and concise. You are the guy who hands in a 3-page life story job resume.

Ok. So try as in may, I just can't seem to get a better high, than time spent with Lauren.

If you read this Lauren, don't take it the wrong way, but I can't figure out what makes you so awesome.

There are providers younger. Or ones more energetic. Or ones with more flexible hours. Or ones more ready to fulfill a fantasy. Or ones who charge less (don't lower your fees, Lauren). Or ones who have better communications. Or ones who don't have as many commitments that lessen their times available.

But no one checks all of the boxes like Lauren. And here is my dilemma. I don't want to review and recommend her because then you bastards here book all of her available appointments and I'm left out. She hardly even posts anymore because so many of you dingleberries contact her directly and make appointments before she even knows her full schedule. But, I still do leave reviews and recommendations. Why? I don't know. I guess I want her to be busy so she is profitable in her pursuit of the hobby. But, I'm torn as I'm actually hurting my satisfaction of my own selfish carnal needs. Dammit. I've become altruistic.

I read posts where dudes ask "who's the best Overall experience"? Or who gives the best blow job? Or who gives the best Russian ending? Or who has the best feeling breasts? And my answer is. Lauren. To all of the above. But why do I post that? So you crapbirds can get a high quality experience for a bargain price? I guess so...

[Benz1]

Where did HangLow go?

That was entertainment worth reading.

Go HangLow!

[Gene2]

A lady who coordinates her nails and her rings with her underwear is paying attention to details. Just sayin'.

And I'm telling you, she looks better in person! Word is getting out so her appointments are now limited. Two left today. Zero tomorrow. Zero Saturday. A couple on Sunday. Zero on Monday.

You will be astounded at the youthful beauty.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/863994307438

G2.

[Gene2]

Ok. So try as in may, I just can't seem to get a better high, than time spent with Lauren.

If you read this Lauren, don't take it the wrong way, but I can't figure out what makes you so awesome.

There are providers younger. Or ones more energetic. Or ones with more flexible hours. Or ones more ready to fulfill a fantasy. Or ones who charge less (don't lower your fees, Lauren). Or ones who have better communications. Or ones who don't have as many commitments that lessen their times available.

But no one checks all of the boxes like Lauren. And here is my dilemma. I don't want to review and recommend her because then you bastards here book all of her available appointments and I'm left out. She hardly even posts anymore because so many of you dingleberries contact her directly and make appointments before she even knows her full schedule. But, I still do leave reviews and recommendations. Why? I don't know. I guess I want her to be busy so she is profitable in her pursuit of the hobby. But, I'm torn as I'm actually hurting my satisfaction of my own selfish carnal needs. Dammit. I've become altruistic.

I read posts where dudes ask "who's the best Overall experience"? Or who gives the best blow job? Or who gives the best Russian ending? Or who has the best feeling breasts? And my answer is. Lauren. To all of the above. But why do I post that? So you crapbirds can get a high quality experience for a bargain price? I guess so.

So that's my dilemma. It's lessened a bit because I'm out of state for work right now so I'm not fighting you hasbeens for her time. But still, I need to report, review, and recommend. Before I left out of state, I saw Lauren yesterday. I brought her fresh fruit and smoked turkey with crackers. Her favorite snack. I also brought her a bottle of VSOP cognac. Once again her favorite along with XO cognac. Kind of funny because most young women prefer a sweet wine like a moscato. So dudes don't mind bringing a $8 bottle of wine on my recommendation but probably won't bring a $80 bottle of cognac. But they should for Lauren. She should have cases of the stuff from you cheapskates. But I digress.

The time with Lauren was divine. Her focus on me and my needs is legendary. And she compliments my technique and my self-deprecating humor. She laughs almost embarrassed when I recount stories about my nerdy high school days. She will say things like "no way. You couldn't have been that awkward as a teen!" But then she rewards me in a way that makes me glad I never scored with the popular girl in school, because it drove me to become self made. And even though confidence is still elusive, I'm confident enough to have a spectacular hour or 90 minutes with the most popular girl. Lauren. And she knows my desires and my insecurities. She fulfills one and soothes the other. And that, my friends, is why I share my thoughts with you undeserving piles of human waste. Of course, my contemptible speech is all tongue in cheek. Enjoy my friends.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/305103745334

G2.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Well the fair maiden finally has a featured post with accurate photos. Her availability is typically limited but the online scheduler shows she has openings this afternoon! And her phone number is on the STG link below, so you can text her directly! And maybe she will want some mixed drinks to enjoy together. Jameson and ginger ale.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/863994307438

She's even hotter in real life.

Enjoy.

G2.

A lady who coordinates her nails and her rings with her underwear is paying attention to details. Just sayin'.