Massage Parlor Reports

[Gene2]

Well the Phoenix imposter is now posting in massage as well as escort section on STG. So be alert. The bogus Phoenix is apparently using old photos. And doing the thing all hate, price escalation! Upcharges! And less than good service reported.

So, the Real Phoenix might have to change her name. Pity. It's a cool name for her, rising from the ashes. But it's just too problematic when someone co-opts your name and potentially sullies your reputation. And the Real Phoenix has earned a good reputation for stellar service. She's still working on better communication and appointment settings but she's young and she will get there. So if she doesn't change her name, we can all be alert. Here is her STG post. For the Real Phoenix. Her phone number ends in 6069. And she typically only posts in the morning and perhaps early afternoons for Monday. Friday.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...x/773539986884

Enjoy. But be alert.

G2.

[ChicagoSouth]

Its a while since I made a post I stopped by today and I saw Lisa Its was blast. Went for the hour.

Ok message, but after it was great.

[MagicHands2]

Hello. I am planning on seeing Delilah or the ebony massause and wonder what I can expect her donation and tip to be. Also wonder if anyone has any more intel on her you can message me.

Your mailbox is full. Clear some space and I'll shoot you some background.

Magichands2.

[Gene2]

Hello. I am planning on seeing Delilah or the ebony massause and wonder what I can expect her donation and tip to be. Also wonder if anyone has any more intel on her you can message me.

Your inbox is full.

[Gene2]

And I'm telling you, she looks better in person! Word is getting out so her appointments are now limited. Two left today. Zero tomorrow. Zero Saturday. A couple on Sunday. Zero on Monday.

You will be astounded at the youthful beauty.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/863994307438

G2.

OK. It looks like she's fully booked for today. But she has one she's added available for tomorrow at 5:30. Then nothing Saturday. A couple Sunday. Nothing Monday. A few Tuesday.

Enjoy.

[BigLu57]

Any info on rates on dom really interested in trying this but can't choose so any info thank you.

[Benz1]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/974039053790

Any info on this one.

She was on my FB Todo list. WAS!
She'll blow your phone up asking for money. I suggested trade, she agreed.
Met for a few minutes in person and I politely declined.

If I met her at a hotel, It would have been a door slam.

Pics resemble her from years ago, before the candy took over.

Avoid.

[DavidWebb2010]

Hello. I am planning on seeing Delilah or the ebony massause and wonder what I can expect her donation and tip to be. Also wonder if anyone has any more intel on her you can message me.

[TinFling0429]

Dude, you need to get some friends or find ways to meet girls that are not paid for to schedule. A lot of your stuff is cringey, but this borders on I am in love with this girl stuff.

Companies don't want a 3-page job resume. They want something clear, quick and concise. You are the guy who hands in a 3-page life story job resume.

Ok. So try as in may, I just can't seem to get a better high, than time spent with Lauren.

If you read this Lauren, don't take it the wrong way, but I can't figure out what makes you so awesome.

There are providers younger. Or ones more energetic. Or ones with more flexible hours. Or ones more ready to fulfill a fantasy. Or ones who charge less (don't lower your fees, Lauren). Or ones who have better communications. Or ones who don't have as many commitments that lessen their times available.

But no one checks all of the boxes like Lauren. And here is my dilemma. I don't want to review and recommend her because then you bastards here book all of her available appointments and I'm left out. She hardly even posts anymore because so many of you dingleberries contact her directly and make appointments before she even knows her full schedule. But, I still do leave reviews and recommendations. Why? I don't know. I guess I want her to be busy so she is profitable in her pursuit of the hobby. But, I'm torn as I'm actually hurting my satisfaction of my own selfish carnal needs. Dammit. I've become altruistic.

I read posts where dudes ask "who's the best Overall experience"? Or who gives the best blow job? Or who gives the best Russian ending? Or who has the best feeling breasts? And my answer is. Lauren. To all of the above. But why do I post that? So you crapbirds can get a high quality experience for a bargain price? I guess so...

[Benz1]

Where did HangLow go?

That was entertainment worth reading.

Go HangLow!

[Gene2]

A lady who coordinates her nails and her rings with her underwear is paying attention to details. Just sayin'.

And I'm telling you, she looks better in person! Word is getting out so her appointments are now limited. Two left today. Zero tomorrow. Zero Saturday. A couple on Sunday. Zero on Monday.

You will be astounded at the youthful beauty.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/863994307438

G2.

[Gene2]

Ok. So try as in may, I just can't seem to get a better high, than time spent with Lauren.

If you read this Lauren, don't take it the wrong way, but I can't figure out what makes you so awesome.

There are providers younger. Or ones more energetic. Or ones with more flexible hours. Or ones more ready to fulfill a fantasy. Or ones who charge less (don't lower your fees, Lauren). Or ones who have better communications. Or ones who don't have as many commitments that lessen their times available.

But no one checks all of the boxes like Lauren. And here is my dilemma. I don't want to review and recommend her because then you bastards here book all of her available appointments and I'm left out. She hardly even posts anymore because so many of you dingleberries contact her directly and make appointments before she even knows her full schedule. But, I still do leave reviews and recommendations. Why? I don't know. I guess I want her to be busy so she is profitable in her pursuit of the hobby. But, I'm torn as I'm actually hurting my satisfaction of my own selfish carnal needs. Dammit. I've become altruistic.

I read posts where dudes ask "who's the best Overall experience"? Or who gives the best blow job? Or who gives the best Russian ending? Or who has the best feeling breasts? And my answer is. Lauren. To all of the above. But why do I post that? So you crapbirds can get a high quality experience for a bargain price? I guess so.

So that's my dilemma. It's lessened a bit because I'm out of state for work right now so I'm not fighting you hasbeens for her time. But still, I need to report, review, and recommend. Before I left out of state, I saw Lauren yesterday. I brought her fresh fruit and smoked turkey with crackers. Her favorite snack. I also brought her a bottle of VSOP cognac. Once again her favorite along with XO cognac. Kind of funny because most young women prefer a sweet wine like a moscato. So dudes don't mind bringing a $8 bottle of wine on my recommendation but probably won't bring a $80 bottle of cognac. But they should for Lauren. She should have cases of the stuff from you cheapskates. But I digress.

The time with Lauren was divine. Her focus on me and my needs is legendary. And she compliments my technique and my self-deprecating humor. She laughs almost embarrassed when I recount stories about my nerdy high school days. She will say things like "no way. You couldn't have been that awkward as a teen!" But then she rewards me in a way that makes me glad I never scored with the popular girl in school, because it drove me to become self made. And even though confidence is still elusive, I'm confident enough to have a spectacular hour or 90 minutes with the most popular girl. Lauren. And she knows my desires and my insecurities. She fulfills one and soothes the other. And that, my friends, is why I share my thoughts with you undeserving piles of human waste. Of course, my contemptible speech is all tongue in cheek. Enjoy my friends.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/305103745334

G2.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Well the fair maiden finally has a featured post with accurate photos. Her availability is typically limited but the online scheduler shows she has openings this afternoon! And her phone number is on the STG link below, so you can text her directly! And maybe she will want some mixed drinks to enjoy together. Jameson and ginger ale.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/863994307438

She's even hotter in real life.

Enjoy.

G2.

A lady who coordinates her nails and her rings with her underwear is paying attention to details. Just sayin'.

[Broadway Jay]

I decided to try someone new. Jesse at Pacific on 44th. I searched the forum but couldn't find any posts on her. Decided to TOFTT.

Experience was mediocre. I hadn't been to Pacific in quite some time and now I remember why. Place is kind of a dump. Has a musty smell to it. The rooms aren't exactly clean. Jesse is friendly. Not the girl in the pics, obviously, but looks somewhat similar. I got my full hour, limited menu. Technique on the HE was poor.

Even though the experience wasn't horrible, I won't repeat. There are so many better options.

Stay safe out there.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/025228328093

[Gene2]

Had a visit with Phoenix at Hunters den and all I can say is wow. When I showed up she was wearing a t-shirt and some shorts with her ass hanging out. She is fantastic provided a good massage with roaming. On the flip some more teasing and then on to the main event. I left satisfied and can't wait to go back.

Ok. So an FYI for all here. Shortly after I first reviewed Phoenix, the newest addition to Hunter's Den, another girl started using the same name, posting under Escorts on STG. The real Phoenix posts under Massage on STG. And she is phenomenal. The imposter is reported to have all the bad habits we hate here (old photos, upcharge fees, etc.). To make things worse the imposter has a photo with a pink teddy similar to one worn by the Real Phoenix. Don't be fooled!!

Here's the link for the Real Phoenix. Ignore the imposter one.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...x/808443790283

Hope that helps all avoid a disappointment!!

G2.