Massage Parlor Reports

**Ron M** · 07-21-22 16:03

You got balls to let a girl shave you down there. What if she cuts you? Then what?

**Walker333** · 07-21-22 15:40

Originally Posted by BMan3408 [View Original Post]

Where can I find Judy? NWI guy here and the posting sold me LOL

Google OD Wellness on Belmont in Chicago. Just don't be shocked because she is old (64 or 63), isn't good looking, sexy or cute, and the whole place and a toilet are very far from being clean or fresh. Shower is covered with mildew. Although her service is as described.

**Walker333** · 07-21-22 15:28

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

You got your balls shaved there? Just went and the massage is quite good for my taste. She's a sweetheart.

She gets tired fast and leaves the room every 10 minutes under various excuses. Also, L1, without any touching, is the limit. Finally, once they know your number, they will text you systematically, so be aware.

**AyoHell** · 07-21-22 14:52

Originally Posted by Satriani [View Original Post]

Vivian gave them a nice shave followed by ts and then massage with l1.

Worth a try.

You got your balls shaved there? Just went and the massage is quite good for my taste. She's a sweetheart.

**Clark2020** · 07-21-22 07:37

Originally Posted by SheCantFindOut [View Original Post]

Going to eat at a local famous restaurant, checked maps and saw this potential AMP around the corner. Anyone been to paradise recently? Found some reports from 2015, nothing recent. Just a simple yay or nay is fine by me. Thanks!

I remember it being above average.

**Clark2020** · 07-21-22 07:34

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/mas...t/562757989787 https://www.instagram.com/klub_kitty/ https://www.instagram.com/rubartistofmuse/ Also has an ad on Tryst that I have seen. Are the pics of the girls?

Looks legit. Let us know if you try it! Sounds fun!

**BuffaloBear** · 07-21-22 02:06

Originally Posted by JXE20 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any LMP they recommend in the city? Been to princess spa about a month ago, was an okay experience the MT was 27 with a banging body but her face was eh. Was 200 for FS and was wondering if any lmps have better FS prices ty.

I think my favorite is Pacifico on Belmont, you can negotiate for around 150 FS, Yasmina / Yasmin is good. I have a post about some of my LMP trips. I don't really like AOL pretty hit or miss the other one's I haven't tried out yet are Vida massage on Belmont, Sunrise Day Spa on Diversy, and Aries massage on Pulaski.

**SexToyMagic** · 07-21-22 00:37

Title says it all. Any Nuru massage options in the area? Ones where touching is allowed?

**Devlin** · 07-20-22 23:35

Hey,

I recently visited Coco Massage.

The house fees are 50/ hhr and 60/ hr with a free table shower. Cash only.

My Asian MT was Sophia.

She is about 5'6" and an attractive MILF with decent tits. She speaks little to no English and suffers from GPS.

Sophia wanted 120 for CBJ and 160 for CFS with no GFE.

Dash did not pay those ridiculous prices and received a 20 minute half ass body rub with release for 40.

I will not repeat.

**BMan3408** · 07-20-22 19:37

Where can I find Judy? NWI guy here and the posting sold me LOL

Originally Posted by Benderedundat [View Original Post]

She's old. (Yeah so am I).

She looks really tired. (Yeah so do I).

She's the only one at OD. (We all knew that).

She's making boatloads of money. (I might marry her just for the money).

But Holy Moly. I haven't had a cat bath on my butt, balls, and dick like that since I was in Shanghai. My GF gives great head and never turns me down, but this was amazing. Lights are down low so you can watch her silhouetted head bob up and down.

I called and she said "Busy"! I went anyway. She let a guy out and held the door open for me. She said 1/2 hour only. I said ok but I need a shower. 30 minutes later I stepped out blinking into the bright sunshine. Midway thru, the doorbell rang. She stopped to answer, stuck him in a room, came back and picked up where she had stopped. I had softened a little so she just stopped teasing and took me in Her mouth and restored me. She took it all and covered my mouth when I let out a moan.

Now I can say I've Been There Done That. Maybe again.

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**BenBeck** · 07-20-22 19:36

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I might have to check her out when I really hate myself.

Then I recommend some self-loathing, you'll be glad you did.

**Fit312** · 07-20-22 19:20

Originally Posted by SexWithJesus69 [View Original Post]

I can triple verify that. Judy should be called Hoover with the way she sucks and play with the balls.

I might have to check her out when I really hate myself.

**OrdLover** · 07-20-22 19:16

Originally Posted by Benderedundat [View Original Post]

She's old. (Yeah so am I).

She looks really tired. (Yeah so do I).

She's the only one at OD. (We all knew that).

She's making boatloads of money. (I might marry her just for the money).

But Holy Moly. I haven't had a cat bath on my butt, balls, and dick like that since I was in Shanghai. My GF gives great head and never turns me down, but this was amazing. Lights are down low so you can watch her silhouetted head bob up and down.

I called and she said "Busy"! I went anyway. She let a guy out and held the door open for me. She said 1/2 hour only. I said ok but I need a shower. 30 minutes later I stepped out blinking into the bright sunshine. Midway thru, the doorbell rang. She stopped to answer, stuck him in a room, came back and picked up where she had stopped. I had softened a little so she just stopped teasing and took me in Her mouth and restored me. She took it all and covered my mouth when I let out a moan.

Now I can say I've Been There Done That. Maybe again.

Like I said before she is like alcohol / smoking. You know it bad for you but you always come back to it.

**CornCobMaker** · 07-20-22 19:00

Originally Posted by JXE20 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any LMP they recommend in the city? Been to princess spa about a month ago, was an okay experience the MT was 27 with a banging body but her face was eh. Was 200 for FS and was wondering if any lmps have better FS prices ty.

Who did you see at Princess Latina? Besides the smoking receptionist (everyone's favorite who doesn't offer massages), the women I've seen have been slightly to very below average, both in terms of face and body.

**CornCobMaker** · 07-20-22 18:57

Originally Posted by SockPuppet6969 [View Original Post]

I've been to a handful of Asian / Latina places like Lemongrass, Princess, Belmont, etc. Does anyone know of any places that have white or black MTs? I want to try something different. CLM doesn't answer when I call for some reason.

Don't call, text them. You'll get a response.