Massage Parlor Reports

[BillyBatson]

It looks like the nearest place to me is the Gaslamp Spa, anyone know anything about that one?

The address is 540 3rd Ave.

Thanks!

- Drag.

Looking them up on Rubmaps the latest reviews say they don't provide any extras at all. There is a place called Bangkok Day Spa nearby that does HE but no BJ or FS. It would be worth it to make the short trip to Green Massage on 3164 Main St. There you can get BBBJ and CFS guaranteed. If you are feeling really daring you can check out the Streetwalker thread and cruise Dalbergia St near there. Half the price but no massage and you might have to do it in your car.

[DLDragon]

It looks like the nearest place to me is the Gaslamp Spa, anyone know anything about that one?

The address is 540 3rd Ave.

Thanks!

- Drag.

[CuriousJo8]

Looks like there is a new hottie at 108, going by the handle, Teresa.

She's 5'2", I would say 32 C, and a very skinny figure. Great pair of legs as well. I think that qualifies as a spinner.

When I saw her earlier tonight, she was sporting a crop top white shirt, that exposed a very nice cleavage and her mid section, paired with a dark very short skirt.

Her face is pretty, but her body appears to be that of a very young 21 year old.

As of tonight, none of the current line up of Amanda, Milan, Stella, and Vicky have left, so that makes 5 ladies working at 108 this Saturday evening.

[Member #6293]

Friday was my day off, decided going to 7 Spa to have some good time. A new girl names Rose greeted me at front door. She was slender, sweet and very lovely, around 92 pounds, 34 B the skin was fair and flawless, Charming and enchanting look!

She took me to the room and I got undressed, got on the bed and she started to go over the massage, She then went on to tease here and there, playing with my balls a bit, to caress several erogenous areas. Later on the flip, I told her what I wanted and settled on the $. 4 tip. She climbed on top, sticked her pussy in my face for taste then turned around sucking my cock and balls. I played with her cute tits while she slipped on a cover. She was so smooth and creamy like a youngster and we were at it. Started in doggy I pumped her for a few minutes then flipped her over in Mish. Since she's smaller, I was easily to carry her around, so we did several standing positions, she was really moaning on standing K9, and we ended it in standing Mish while she wrapped her legs around my waist, I hold her waist and pounding until exploded inside her tight pussy.

Rose helped to clean me up and got dressed, walked me out with a big goodbye kiss. Rose is gorgeous and fun with fantastic services. I will be back for sure.

Wow she definitely sounds like my type! I love petite girls. I'm completely new to AMP. Can you tell me how I can find this place and others like it? PM or something? TIA.

[JumboSD]

Friday was my day off, decided going to 7 Spa to have some good time. A new girl names Rose greeted me at front door. She was slender, sweet and very lovely, around 92 pounds, 34 B the skin was fair and flawless, Charming and enchanting look!

She took me to the room and I got undressed, got on the bed and she started to go over the massage, She then went on to tease here and there, playing with my balls a bit, to caress several erogenous areas. Later on the flip, I told her what I wanted and settled on the $. 4 tip. She climbed on top, sticked her pussy in my face for taste then turned around sucking my cock and balls. I played with her cute tits while she slipped on a cover. She was so smooth and creamy like a youngster and we were at it. Started in doggy I pumped her for a few minutes then flipped her over in Mish. Since she's smaller, I was easily to carry her around, so we did several standing positions, she was really moaning on standing K9, and we ended it in standing Mish while she wrapped her legs around my waist, I hold her waist and pounding until exploded inside her tight pussy.

Rose helped to clean me up and got dressed, walked me out with a big goodbye kiss. Rose is gorgeous and fun with fantastic services. I will be back for sure.

[Mr MuffMan]

I'll share a much shorter / simpler review on RM later but I'm thinking about cancelling my membership there since like I mentioned above, a lot of reviews seem fake and that thread in stupid things kinda opened my eyes on how these places seem to be operating fishing for reviews, etc. Would love any input or comments from members here that also use RM.

10 years ago me would be really mad at myself for wasting money and time.

2022 me isn't really mad about the money or time but more so disappointed with myself for getting off like that.

I've had way more intimate and exciting jerk off sessions using VR goggles LOL.

I've sobered up almost 100% at this point typing this so I'm just going to end my post here. Happy and safe mongering everyone.

Great report Reds and thanks for TOFTT. Yes, I too have been noticing many many fake reviews on RM's. I don't really use or trust that site anymore. There's definitely some fake reviews going on here as well, but if you stick with the trusted mongers (PoonTangJohnny, CuriousJo8, RchangDatyKing, BlueSkyBlue, FsSdMon, RolfTorren, Waylay and a few others), they'll never steer you wrong. That's what I do.

Mr MuffMan.

[Amp Hunter 101]

If you were looking to take your wife / girlfriend to an AMP for a massage, which spa in Keary / Clairmont would you rate as the nicest spa around? I'm looking for the Taj Mahal of AMPs as far as decor, and something that would impress. I spend too much time at AMPs that I wouldn't really take my gf to. .

I would take her to a Resort / Casino spa or try Wildflowers couples massage, I believe those are the nicest I've seen.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/wildflower-day-spa-san-diego-3

[Reds101]

I haven't been to a MP in a few months and got the itch today so drove around the neighborhood.

I stopped by the massage place that starts with E on mercury st because I had seen some good reports on the other site (RM) on a couple providers. I don't want to provide full details since I didn't actually try the place. They weren't there so I decided to head to 108. The lady that was there was super nice though and handed me a business card for a place in Rancho Bernardo to find the provider I was looking for.

On my way to 108 I was just lost in my thoughts for a few min thinking about how it feels like a lot of the reviews on RM have been fake in the last year or so, and that there is no way I'm driving all the way to Rancho Bernardo during rush hour when this "hunch" is telling me those reviews may be fake especially since I haven't seen (unless I've missed them) any reports here about the place. I've been to 108 a couple of times and it's always a good time so why take a chance? When I first signed up for RM close to 10 years ago it was a lot less active but reviews were much more helpful and looking back at some of my old reviews I can't believe the inflation in this world as well but I digress. (I'm not super active on there either but same username as here with the number 2 at the end "reds1012".

And then I thought about how helpful these forums and RM have been for me over the last decade (I started lurking in a different city forum in my early 20's out of curiosity) or so since I discovered them and started to think about the thread in the stupid things section here that was full of drama (because I just caught up on it recently LOL) and that me just going to 108 wouldn't be helpful and that I should contribute for the first time in a while here since I had been mostly lurking this year.

Long story short on my way to 108 I decided to try a place I used to frequent back in the day next to Kung Fu Tea on Convoy (Sunny). I asked if my regular provider that I used to see and still do every now and then.

Another side note. I know a lot of mongers might like to read pages of reviews and find the "perfect one" before they decide to commit and try but I think a lot of people here would agree that a lot of the fun comes with trying places without reviews or finding someone that might not be "perfect" but you have great chemistry with that you can see regularly and build up trust between each other to start getting a lot more services than they will give other people including BBBJ, BBFS, etc.

Anyways she wasn't available but the girl that greeted me seemed decently attractive under dim lights and this place hasn't been reviewed in a while on RM either so I thought I would take a chance and "TOFTT".

Her name was Mimi and she had me go to the farthest room in the back (good sign) and told me to disrobe.

Mimi is probably in her mid 40's (some people here might say early 30's), not fat or super skinny, decent body. Not really sure how else to describe but definitely a MILF LOL.

I took my clothes off and layed down. One of the best parts about these experiences is the anticipation of waiting for the girl to come in IMO.

But this took more than 5 min (I think a lot more because I was laying down for at least a few min and then I got up and started checking my phone for a while) without any communication and there was nobody else in the parlor.

- Strike 1.

Anyways she makes it in, does the same bullshit comments (oh you have a nice body, etc. Etc.) and asks "what you like gentle or hard?" so I said medium to medium hard.

She just grazed my back with her fingertips for maybe a minute before asking what I want today. No teasing, no intimacy, not even a gentle "massage".

- Strike 2.

I tried to ask for just a BBBJ for $1. 2 but she looked shocked and said no and that $1. 2 would be CBJ. I gave a disappointed look and said ok then 1. 2 for everything.

Then she said no 1. 4 for everything here and I tried to argue that I come here for $1. 2 to see someone else normally. She wouldn't budge so I said then ok 1. 4 for BBBJ start and everything and then she said no, 2. For BBBJ. And that she can't do lower than $1. 4 for everything because she has to pay her boss and I get it but nobody wants to hear about that kinda stuff and it was really killing my (not even full) boner trying to negotiate and there was a part of me that thought "fuck it just take the $. 4 loss for 30 min and go to 108".

-This should have been Strike 3-4-5 and a wake up call. I've walked out of parlors because of this plenty of times with no regrets.

But no lie I then thought about how I need to TOFTT and go through with my mission and not be another bastard that just goes to well established places that have been discovered by others and that I'm "in this for the right reasons 😂 😂 😂 " (yes I did partake in quite a bit of 420 before leaving my place) which was such a dumb thing to do in hindsight.

I ponied up the $1. 4 for everything reluctantly and she said "don't worry good service" so my half-chub got a little excited (he is dumb just like me).

She left the room and came back with whatever she needed, had me lay down on my back and just started to put the condom on immediately, no teasing or anything after we had been negotiating for a few min. So this wasnt even right after a massage or anything.

That kinda ruined my excitement. She started giving a CBJ (below average, no eye contact, no tongue action, very mechanic) for about 20 sec and then got up and started laying down and said "you fuck me now".

Well I got up and started in missionary for a few min, she layed there like a dead fish that just beached itself in la jolla with her eyes closed making no noise. It honestly felt like she didn't want to be there which really fucked with my head for a few seconds so I had her turn around and go doggie so at least I can look at an ass of a dead fish.

After a few min of very mechanical, zero intimacy or passion, zero chemistry, I (mechanically) nutted in the bag and pulled out and she just handed me a couple tissues and didn't help with any cleanup either.

So I wiped myself off a few times, got dressed while she was still getting dressed, said thank you and just left the place without saying much else.

I'll share a much shorter / simpler review on RM later but I'm thinking about cancelling my membership there since like I mentioned above, a lot of reviews seem fake and that thread in stupid things kinda opened my eyes on how these places seem to be operating fishing for reviews, etc. Would love any input or comments from members here that also use RM.

10 years ago me would be really mad at myself for wasting money and time.

2022 me isn't really mad about the money or time but more so disappointed with myself for getting off like that.

I've had way more intimate and exciting jerk off sessions using VR goggles LOL.

I've sobered up almost 100% at this point typing this so I'm just going to end my post here. Happy and safe mongering everyone.

[Waylay]

Bursting some mongers bubbles and making some feel better. Mina uses a condom for rimming.

These girls are like like magicians with diversions. How many times have you read what ninjas these girls are when giving what guys think is a bbj at first, only to find she slipped it on with her mouth. The girls pre load a condom in their mouth, then tickle the starfish.

This was my experience with Mina as well, to my slight disappointment. I've found some providers who will dive in bare, but they are few and far between. I routinely get bare FS from one provider and even she will not do bare rimming LOL.

[Stupitt]

Take your girl to Happy Foot Massage on Convoy.

Thanks for all the replies. I've been to most, but there are a couple new suggestions that I'll try out on my own to see. Appreciate the tips.

[Lascivious]

Bursting some mongers bubbles and making some feel better. Mina uses a condom for rimming.

These girls are like like magicians with diversions. How many times have you read what ninjas these girls are when giving what guys think is a bbj at first, only to find she slipped it on with her mouth. The girls pre load a condom in their mouth, then tickle the starfish.

So I know who not to engage in DFK. Haha!

Another good reason to use a bidet, if you're into rimming that is. Yuck! But whatever floats your boat.

CJ. You crack me up!

[Dwykz619]

Hi all,

I just checked NLBC on rubmaps and it shows that the one on 4th is closed. I am looking for the wrong place?

Thanks.

Read the Stupid Shit. It caused some BS in here and is a sore spot of contention in the SD AMP boards.

[CuriousJo8]

Take your girl to Happy Foot Massage on Convoy.

If you were looking to take your wife /
girlfriend to an AMP for a massage, which spa in Keary / Clairmont would you rate as the nicest spa around? I'm looking for the Taj Mahal of AMPs as far as decor, and something that would impress. I spend too much time at AMPs that I wouldn't really take my gf to. .

[Waylay]

If you were looking to take your wife / girlfriend to an AMP for a massage, which spa in Keary / Clairmont would you rate as the nicest spa around? I'm looking for the Taj Mahal of AMPs as far as decor, and something that would impress. I spend too much time at AMPs that I wouldn't really take my gf to. .

Yu massage on convoy or sakura across the street. But there's a little bit of funny business at Sakura, none at all at Yu.

[RChangDatyKing]

If you were looking to take your wife / girlfriend to an AMP for a massage, which spa in Keary / Clairmont would you rate as the nicest spa around? I'm looking for the Taj Mahal of AMPs as far as decor, and something that would impress. I spend too much time at AMPs that I wouldn't really take my gf to. .

If I were to take a SO or GF for a legit massage in the Kearny Mesa I would go to Massage Number One on Clairemont Mesa Blvd. The place is clean. Paradise Spa on Convoy has a nice couples room but I go here for fun so I wouldn't want her to know about this spot.

A spot that has the best inviting environment for a couples massage IMO is Cascade Spa in Hillcrest.

Have fun!