Massage Parlor Reports

[Stupitt]

If you were looking to take your wife / girlfriend to an AMP for a massage, which spa in Keary / Clairmont would you rate as the nicest spa around? I'm looking for the Taj Mahal of AMPs as far as decor, and something that would impress. I spend too much time at AMPs that I wouldn't really take my gf to. .

[RChangDatyKing]

Stella seduced me. She said we made love and I believe her. We skipped the massage. After an extensive foreplay session, we got it on in ACG, and I climaxed then and there. We had a really fun one hour session. That's basically it, you can stop reading now.

Wow, Stella is something else. You think after seeing enough women, you think you have experienced all there is to experience, but then you meet someone unique and different who just blows your fucking mind. The thing that got to me about Stella is that she has a calm, relaxing personality but her sexual energy is intense. Usually, when I'm with a woman with incredibly high sexual energy, they are aggressive. They want to get it on with you, and they will get it on with you. Examples of these types of women are Aisa, Miki, and most recently, Kiki. Of course, there was also Chloe, but who else saw Chloe during her three short days at 108? However, Stella's personality and demeanor are so calm and relaxing. I'm thinking of Serena and Bell. When she told me to relax, I just laid down, relaxed, and focused on simply enjoying her company. So it just blows my mind juxtaposing Stella's high sexual intensity with her tranquil and calming demeanor. My head still can not wrap around these two seemingly disparate traits of hers.

I arrived late at 108 and the MMS introduced me to the new girl, Stella. From the get go, this girl was eager to get it on. She was incredibly generous with her compliments, but it was that combined with the persistent physical contact that made me melt and be like, "Let's go. " Stella is fucking good, instead of just grabbing my crotch and being raunchy, she just honed into playing with my earlobe and massaging my levator scapulae. I am a simple guy, so if a girl grabs my crotch and starts talking dirty to me, I will be like, "Let's go. " However, if her play is to be generous with her compliments and back it up by persistently playing with my earlobes and massaging my levator scapulae, dude, that is next level seduction. I made the offhand remark to the MMS that the last person to be this eager and persistent to go at such a late time was Aisa. I made it clear to Stella I'm not a fan of half hour sessions. She just smiled at me and indicated she was more than willing to play..

Another great review, CuriousJo8! I could never stop reading just one paragraph of your reviews. Keep it coming! I loved being seduced, then being able to make love to a "22-year-old" beauty. Stella sounds amazing! I also love my one hour sessions. I enjoy the cuddling and kissing afterwards as much as the love making sessions.

I loved that MiMi added the new entryway between 107 and 108. Being able to pick a choice of your room is another great perk of being a repeat customer.

[CuriousJo8]

Stella seduced me. She said we made love and I believe her. We skipped the massage. After an extensive foreplay session, we got it on in ACG, and I climaxed then and there. We had a really fun one hour session. That's basically it, you can stop reading now.

Wow, Stella is something else. You think after seeing enough women, you think you have experienced all there is to experience, but then you meet someone unique and different who just blows your fucking mind. The thing that got to me about Stella is that she has a calm, relaxing personality but her sexual energy is intense. Usually, when I'm with a woman with incredibly high sexual energy, they are aggressive. They want to get it on with you, and they will get it on with you. Examples of these types of women are Aisa, Miki, and most recently, Kiki. Of course, there was also Chloe, but who else saw Chloe during her three short days at 108? However, Stella's personality and demeanor are so calm and relaxing. I'm thinking of Serena and Bell. When she told me to relax, I just laid down, relaxed, and focused on simply enjoying her company. So it just blows my mind juxtaposing Stella's high sexual intensity with her tranquil and calming demeanor. My head still can not wrap around these two seemingly disparate traits of hers.

I arrived late at 108 and the MMS introduced me to the new girl, Stella. From the get go, this girl was eager to get it on. She was incredibly generous with her compliments, but it was that combined with the persistent physical contact that made me melt and be like, "Let's go. " Stella is fucking good, instead of just grabbing my crotch and being raunchy, she just honed into playing with my earlobe and massaging my levator scapulae. I am a simple guy, so if a girl grabs my crotch and starts talking dirty to me, I will be like, "Let's go. " However, if her play is to be generous with her compliments and back it up by persistently playing with my earlobes and massaging my levator scapulae, dude, that is next level seduction. I made the offhand remark to the MMS that the last person to be this eager and persistent to go at such a late time was Aisa. I made it clear to Stella I'm not a fan of half hour sessions. She just smiled at me and indicated she was more than willing to play.

I was able to have my pick of the room. So Stella and I walk through the newly installed door that connects 108 with 107 and we go to my favorite room. I said to Stella, "Ooh, I haven't been here in a while. " On our way, I apologized to Vicky because she was mopping the floor. I make one last trip to the restroom and make it a point to thoroughly wash my hands. Once we are inside the room, I hear Stella make the door lock go click. Then I knew it was game on. I hug her and kiss her DFK, to which she enthusiastically reciprocates. She then reminds me to take off my clothes.

Oh yeah, a physical description of Stella. She is young looking. She claims she is 22. She has long black hair, a very pretty face, and she was wearing a sequin party dress this evening. I found her English to be excellent, which is what made this session so much fun. 60% of what made this session so great was the conversation I had with Stella. There was a lot of dirty talk. Her accent is cool. It just sounds different from your typical Chinese English accent. Also, she has an exotic look about her. I had to use the translator, but I told her, you look exotic, I feel like one of your parents is European. She explained that she was Yao instead of Han. I had to Google that, and that explains why she has such great hair. You learn something new everyday.

Going back to the action. After an introductory makeout, Stella asks me how I want to lie down. She was already grabbing my crotch, getting it aroused, so I told her I wanted to lie down on my back. There was a lot of kissing, tongue dancing, and dirty talk. The one thing that Stella did though, that she kind of held firm to, was she kept her dress on. The first time I requested for her to take it off, she replied that she would instead like to focus on sucking my dick. Sometime later, I requested again, but she countered by sticking her tongue out at me, inviting me for another tongue dance. Another thing that Stella really enjoyed doing was biting my earlobes to the point where it hurt a little bit. I just let her have fun and do her thing.

So just a plethora of kissing, tongue dancing, sweet talk, and dirty talk. She created a lot of anticipation between the time when she first said she wanted to suck my cock to when she followed through with her BBBJ. Her BBBJ is great. Awesome suction, tongue lashing, high enthusiasm, and other things that I don't have to get into. She uses a no hands technique. I find it interesting how some girls use a no hands technique while others like to stroke with their hands while giving a BBBJ. She told me to take a really good look and then she put my entire member in her mouth. I enjoyed her BBBJ for quite some time. Then I requested to 69. She enthusiastically plopped her pussy in front of my face, and we went at it in 69 for the longest time.

After that Stella gives me another solid BBBJ round, then gloves it up. We start out in ACG where she just grinds on that thing. Grinding in ACG is such an interesting feeling. Then she switched to thrusting on it. To be honest, I had mixed feelings of her keeping her dress on during this part of the session. On one hand, it made Stella incredibly sexy. Just makes your fantasy of doing perverted things to the girl at the club come true. On the other hand, I wanted her completely naked when I took her in Standing Missionary and DG. I have experience where I got soft because the girl kept her dress on. In that other session, that other girl wanted to be ready to step outside at a moment's notice. That was kind of a mojo killer for me. Going back to Stella, I did reach in to grope her breast. I think they're 32 C. Well, groping her breast and her hot thrusting did the job of really getting my cock primed. I was thinking, hmmm, I could switch to DG, but nope, it quickly crossed the threshold and climaxed then and there. Afterwards, she was just telling me how much fun she had and how much she enjoyed it. And this is where she seduced me. I am fully aware that these ladies are here to work and make that money, but at least with me, I did not feel that Stella gave me that I'm at work vibe. After showering me compliments for the nth time, just seeing her have fun with my earlobes, and my God, her BBBJ was super enthusiastic, when she told me, "We made love," Fuck, I let my guard down and believed her. She proceeded to clean me up and she was quite content at looking at the load I shot in the bag.

We use the remaining time by enjoying each other's conversation, kissing, and more tongue dancing. I don't remember when this happened exactly, but we were tongue dancing, and she told me to take a look in the mirror. It was like looking at yourself in a porno. There were times in the session, where instead of closing my eyes and enjoying the sensation, she told me to take a really good look. When time was up, she sat me up, I got dressed, and she handed me a piece of chocolate right before I headed out the door.

Stella is mind blowingly fun. I really enjoyed the girlfriend experience she provided. She is beautiful, but I was more taken in by her attitude and enthusiasm. That juxtaposition of being calm but so sexually intense was quite interesting. What I am really grateful for though, is that Stella affirmed why I stick to the one hour game. It allows the session to play out in a variety of ways. Does the lady stick to a routine or script? Or does she freestyle it and does whatever she wants to do. I really enjoy it because I get to see what they have to offer. Also, if you forgo the massage, that leads to either a long foreplay session, and for me, the longer the foreplay, the better, or a really nice post coital conversation, where I get to know the lady better and more personally. Another thing, I wish I could have had more fun with Stella's tits. They looked so lickable and suckable. However, she was always sticking her tongue out at me, inviting me for a lot of tongue dancing, and she put a lot of attention and energy into giving me a really awesome and enthusiastic BBBJ. Just too awesome of a session. See Stella while you can.

[FsSdMon]

There is such a plethora of amazing girls at 108 right now, with more coming the weekend!! I had seen Vicky in passing and she was fun & flirty. Shorty and really cute. Great smile. Grabbed my cock through my shorts and smiled. After a few minutes of this, I said "OK let's go" and we went into the 107 suite. She wanted to make out but that's not my thing. I stripped down and she cleaned me off with wipes, all while sucking and licking me. I reached under and she was wet already. A total turn on!! She proceeded to give a great BBBJ and would probably still be doing it if I didn't stop her! LOL. Got her on her back to lick her, but she was already so wet, I made it quick because I was in the mood to fuck. Standing Mish. K9. Cowgirl. She loved it all. Had me finish in her mouth. I was spent! And she decided to clean my by sucking everything out. Think she would have went a second round but I really was done.

[MishWar]

Hi all,

I just checked NLBC on rubmaps and it shows that the one on 4th is closed. I am looking for the wrong place?

Thanks.

[GilfLover]

We are all here for fun time bro, but let's not forget what we are doing behind the curtains LOL

Jazking wins the interweb for today! That's funny. Painfully true, but funny. All this comical self righteous, holier than thou stuff in many of these pages does provide a great deal of comic relief.

[MaliBoog1911]

I was in the KM area and decided to do an afternoon session at 108. I called MMS Mimi and set up an appointment time. Once again I let MMS pick one for me. 🤗. She led me to one of the rooms in 107 and told me to wait a few minutes to get one of the girls. After a couple of minutes of waiting, in comes a cute face girl with sexy eyes and beautiful smile. I ask her name and she says "Vicki" We give each other nice hug and start kissing. It was nice. We soon undressed and I got to enjoy seeing her nice tits. We both lay on the massage table to embrace and passionately DFK. She is a great kisser. While are lips were locked are hands were free to roam around. She was rubbing Junior and the jewels while I was rubbing her nipples and kitty. I later positioned my thigh right against her pussy and she begins a nice hard rubbing. Made both of us hot.

I begin sucking on her tits and work myself to her kitty. I opened up her legs and start lightly licking her love button. We held hands while I was eating her out. She was getting into it and was starting to moan louder and louder. I kept at it until she climaxed. She had me lay on my back and she replied by getting on top of me and DFK. Soon she rubs her tits all over my body then mashes them together between my dick and begins nice titty fuck. She works herself down to Junior and begins BBBJ. She starts at the top slowly licking the mushroom and works her self to the bottom then licks both ball sacks. She takes her time and locks her eyes on me while lollipoping Junior. Makes nice slurping and sucking sounds.

I couldn't take it anymore. I wanted to pound her. I got up and she immediately put on the raincoat. We were like dogs in heat. I ask her what position she likes and she lay on her back then opened her legs. I entered her in classic MISH. No need for lube. She was wet from previous climax. I pound her hard while holding her down, we DFK. I turn my head so she can lick my ear. It was so nice to hear her moan. I pull out and I lift her up and start fucking her standing up. She clutches my shoulders and wraps her legs around my hips. It was a workout but it felt nice. I sat down on edge of table while we were fucking and she began nice grinding ACG. She was on overdrive and took control of me. I pull out. Remove the raincoat, had her lay on her side and began mouth fucking her. I was ready to explode. Pulled Junior out of her mouth and exploded on her big titties. We both smile and laugh at each other. My heart was racing. She had me lay down and I told her to rest with me. She didn't understand, she thought I wanted more so she began another BBBJ. I pulled her off Junior and hugged her.

She cleaned me up with wipes. I gave her a well deserved tip. Vicky is a super fun playmate. She has an infectious smile that draws me to her. She told me she will be there the whole month. Plan to see her again before she leaves. Thank you MMS Mimi for another great pick.

Be safe and happy hunting.

[PoonTangJohnny]

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[SDJaziKing]

I'm a law abiding citizen with zero criminal history, and I intend to keep this that way.

We are all here for fun time bro, but let's not forget what we are doing behind the curtains LOL

[Panchito33]

I was wondering is there any good spot, I can hit up while I'm in town.

Nuff said.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Does Nancy still work there? The latest review of her on Rubmaps is for last year.

My (highly-memorable) experience with Nancy was like 10-months ago.

And I never went back. She seemed like an established fixture there at Tai Chi, not a rotation girl.

So for all I know she could still be there!? -but she was a harsh mistress to be sure.

Some customers like that, some don't. I was just overwhelmed by her task-master approach.

[BillyBatson]

I had a similar, but slightly different (close call) over at Tai Chi Health in Chula Vista last Sept.

I drew Nancy, and MMS informed me that the 30-Min HF for $25 option was no longer available, so I'd have to take the 45-Min HF for $60 (upsell).

I only wanted a quick Handy, but I had never tried this shop before and I was curious about the talent and business operations.

-So, I went for it, but I planned to milk-out the legit portion of the massage for as long as possible.

Nancy came in and got started without any introduction, and she was being very assertive, and dropping major hints right from the Get-Go that FS was definitely on the menu.

Geez-Louise, what have I gotten myself into!? (I thought this place was just a HJ HE only shop!

Nancy started right away with some Hard Pressure, and it just got harder.

The massage became increasingly more aggressive everytime I declined her Snu-Snu advances.

She then pinned my hand to the corner of the table with her Punani, and pressed her twin peaks into the back of my head.

Then she began exploring my Ass like there was buried gold in there, and without asking she proceeded to oil up my Bum.

I had to tap-out, so I reached up for the double-cupped glute-grab, only to discover that (OMG!) This lady's Ass cheeks are rock-solid!

And her thighs were very muscular too! (like an Olympic Skier).

Does Nancy still work there? The latest review of her on Rubmaps is for last year.

[PoonTangJohnny]

Thank you RCKing & MuffMan! I'm still working on that Jingle, men. LOL.

PTJohnny, I love the jingle idea for Ocean 108. Yes, franchising 108 is brilliant!! I love finding hidden gems but when all the talents are here at 108 or at my other favorites like 7, Diamond, thats why I dont go to the unknown spas. MiMi is amazing in finding great talents. For me, Amanda is one of the best I've seen in this hobby. I love her bubbly personality. Of course her beauty and those amazing breasts. Yummy! The sessions get better after repeat visits. Hot GFE time, all the time. Its all about chemistry.

Exactly! The talent is SO FREAKING AWESOME, at a few of these more reputable well known Spa's you mentioned, King. That when I wake up at night to grab a soda. And start thinking about WHICH 1 of these Spas should I go to tonight. And if I start thinking about 1 of these lesser known spas I've read out (written by highly questionable people), I come to the realization (just like Sweet Brown did on her fateful night to the fridge). And say to myself: "Ain't nobody got time for that! LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEC-8GFTP4.

I'll tell you what, Bro: If (when) the State of California eventually legalizes this industry to operate legally within this State; could you even begin to imagine, Mimi & Company, opening up say (25) new 108. TheOcean, AMP locations up and down the Coast, and THEN, go public? They'd be Billionaire's within a year! They would be as busy as all these IN & Out Burger joints I always see with cars lined up at. And could you just imagine these girls in the room taking your order once they get you in the room.

Would you like an order of fries along with my mouth watering BBBJ. And a DATY for desert? LOL < Hey! Laugh if you want, but 1 of these days (just like with the legalization of marijuana), legalized AMP's in California, will absolutely cum to fruition someday.

Another great fun report PoonTang. I always look forward to reading yours and CuriosJo8's reports. Speaking of CuriousJo8, was he the well known monger you were waiting your turn with? I know he's been known to frequent that place. Was it the DatyKing? He's a legendary local monger. I know it wasn't The MuffMan, as I didn't have Chinese for dinner last night, I had Mexican American. Or was it some other dude? I wonder who it was? Well, I for one love your jingle idea, and look forward to hearing it once you're done composing it. LOL.

Mr MuffMan.

I'm really sorry, Mr MuffMan, but at this time, I'm not able to, CONFIRM, NOR DENY, that this person was in fact 1 of the people whom you mentioned above. LOL Only Mimi, this person in question, Amanda, and Bell know the identity of said person (s). And if anybody else finds out, we'd probably have to go full "Jason Bourne" on them! LOL!

I will say this (and I mean this with all sincerity): This persons rapport / presence, at a few of these Spa's, has been instrumental, in making some of these girls / MMS, feel much safer. It's rare, when a customer patronizing 1 of these wonderful places / ladies, sometimes behave belligerently / rudely, when they don't get exactly what they want! But it does happen! Fortunately for me, I've never witnessed anything really ugly happen during any of my visits, but I guarantee when it comes to a "fight or flight" situation, there would be many monger's here on this board, who are willing to "fight," for these ladies safety. When I was at 108 that night, I actually saw 2 other guys, (one guy was being escorted out past as Mimi was saying her goodbyes to me outside in the parking lot); it made me feel good, seeing other, very respectful, nice, clean cut looking guys, being respectful and taking good care of these ladies.

And don't think I haven't forgotten; I will be updating and addressing the issues (ugly tactics) which were used to terrorize and drive my personal favorite AMP / girls, out of San Diego, and out of business, in the Stupid Shit thread. And I want to make this perfectly clear to the Admin / owner of this site: That anything I do / or don't do, will be on the up and up. I'm a law abiding citizen with zero criminal history, and I intend to keep this that way. But with that said, we fellow hobbyists, here in San Diego, lost IMHO, thee single most wonderful AMP Disneyland ride, that's ever come to San Diego! Some of us guys here, who were lucky enough to have enjoyed this short lived ride, along with fantasy hot fun women the GOAT Mina, brought down for us to play with. We know! And if anyone here reading this, has any doubts for a second, regarding the veracity of VIP and the fantasies so many of these smoking hot girls brought to us lucky guys down here in San Diego.

Just go back and read the literally hundred's of reports, written here, beginning back in December of 2021; many of these reports, written by highly reputable, respected, very well known long term member's here. Most of the informed, intelligent hobbyist here, know what happened, and what's going on here (and is still continuing to this day), but nobody wants to speak up about it, and I don't blame them!

This is supposed to be, a fun hobby, where we are bother's, share, & help 1 another out; not tear down and destroy, their Disneyland.

[Rocketron1006]

Dear Jaguar300 ZX (I never mix Japanese sports cars with my British ones, love 'them tho I do!

I want to congratulate you on one of the best pieces of comedy writing I've seen in months. Besides potentially helpful information (and prescriptive warnings), your recent missive had me howling.

Who could resist Glutes of Death and ambling fingers. Tho I don't visit SD as often as I should (I own a boat there but hail from LA), you've now tempted me. Thank you.

BTW, you SD gents make the San Gabriel board look like it's napping. Sensational.

Rocket.

I had a similar, but slightly different (close call) over at Tai Chi Health in Chula Vista last Sept.

I drew Nancy, and MMS informed me that the 30-Min HF for $25 option was no longer available, so I'd have to take the 45-Min HF for $60 (upsell).

I only wanted a quick Handy, but I had never tried this shop before and I was curious about the talent and business operations.

-So, I went for it, but I planned to milk-out the legit portion of the massage for as long as possible.

Nancy came in and got started without any introduction, and she was being very assertive, and dropping major hints right from the Get-Go that FS was definitely on the menu.

Geez-Louise, what have I gotten myself into!? (I thought this place was just a HJ HE only shop!

Nancy started right away with some Hard Pressure, and it just got harder.

The massage became increasingly more aggressive everytime I declined her Snu-Snu advances.

(SNIP)
I can't quite explain it, but sometimes the exhilaration and anticipation is even more exciting than the actual act.

And as she was stroking me faster & faster, she would make these Wet, Slurping, sound-effects, as if we were actually in-flagrante'.

But then unexpectedly, -it happened! . a big long rope of baby-batter shot right over my head. I was just as surprised as she was, and she giggled joyously (a-mid-slurp).

She never got into that Prostate, but we both laughed and she celebrated with me like an Orgasm-cheerleader. Bless her Heart.

I think this visit was like a one-time thing for me.

It was like watching a scary movie, . Very exciting the first time, -but just not as exciting if you've already seen it once before.

[AmperSanSD]

Another journey to 7 Spa, to try the new girl Rose. She did not disappoint.

Started off with a pretty nice massage with mutual touching, ran my hands up and down her leg grabbing her ass to send a message. Didn't take long for her to ask what I wanted. I said everything and handed over the tip.

She took the cash and left the room, did some freshening up I suppose. She came back nice and clean. I'm standing butt naked waiting for her to return cock in hand. She started with some DFK and pushed me back and started a great BBBJ with me sitting on the edge of the table. Popped on the condom then got up and rode me RCG on the edge of the table, switched to Mish, then ultimately finished in Doggie.

Good times.