Massage Parlor Reports

**MyAcct1234** · 07-16-22 18:44

Total newbie, went to Euro Touch in Lynwood very recently. First person there in the morning, met with NaNa. Older lady, but decent HE. Offered a TS, which was the indicator that led to me go there in the first place. Massage was, well, meh. Did work my shoulders for a couple min pretty well though. For a first experience, not bad at all. $40 for 30 min massage, TS included, then $40 for HE. No haggling, accepted the offer with no trouble.

I wouldn't say it was out of this world by any means, but also my first paid experience and was worth the $$. Based on what I've read, should definitely try out other providers, but NaNa was pretty good.

Basically went like this: Arrived, walked in the front door, waited a minute or two and she poked her head through the window and let me in. Asked if it was my first time, I told her it was here. Told her 30 min, she asked if I wanted a TS, which I was going to ask for anyway. Led me to the room, left while I got undressed, laid on the table then she took me back to the shower. Only one other lady there doing laundry. Gave me a great cleaning, plenty of opportunity to test me out, went great. Went back to the room, had a short, but really pathetic, massage. Said something I didn't understand, so I flipped and quietly got asked if I wanted a HJ. Well, that's why I came in. Offered $40, she accepted and went to town. Again, nothing spectacular compared to non-paid I've had in years past, but you know how it is when your wife only looks at you as a paycheck. Left satisfied and empty. Would want a different provider if I were to go again, but for the first time and honestly having no idea what I was doing, I left happy and at (what I understand) at a good price.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 07-16-22 17:02

Originally Posted by Moose21 [View Original Post]

I used go go there fairly often but haven't been in a few years. It was always professional / legit. I struck up a friendship with one particular provider who gave a decent massage and was fun to talk with. While content with that I always hoped it would morph into something sensual but it never did. I would offer her a $20 tip for an hour massage and she would always insist it was too much. She lived a very simple lifestyle and appreciated the freedoms she had living here versus China.

Having said that I haven't been there in 3+ years. However, I drive by there frequently and the outside hasn't changed since they opened so I'm guessing they still don't offer what most of us look for.

There isn't one review about Lily's at all on RM, so it looks to me that they are still 100% legit, though that ad sure puts a different spin on the possibility there's been a change of some sort.

Now that I'm in town I've been thinking about getting a massage and would be happy with a good massage and a nice HJ finish, so maybe I'll check Lily's out soon. I prefer FS, but my recent trip to the mid-west emptied my hobby fund and so I can't splurge for the time being.

If there's any other intel out there about Lily's, I'd sure like to hear it.

**MartyByrde** · 07-16-22 14:45

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

The overall cost (including house fee) for FS typically runs $200, so yeah she got you for a little more than average. Sounds like you had fun though.

Yes, $140 above the typical $60 1 hour donation.

**Shogun Hua** · 07-15-22 22:54

Originally Posted by Palma308 [View Original Post]

Hi. I use to go by Ciscokid. I'm new to this and was wondering. What is the normal tip besides the hourly massage charge. Thanks.

It says it right there. RTFF.

Please go to abbreviations if you don't know what the code words mean.

**KitWalker1967** · 07-15-22 20:39

Originally Posted by CheatBF [View Original Post]

Okay I'll admit that I thought it was sizeable. She wanted 200. I had just got paid so I didn't mind forking it over.

Upon further realization though, I'm certain that might've been too much. It's clear that I'm new at this.

The overall cost (including house fee) for FS typically runs $200, so yeah she got you for a little more than average. Sounds like you had fun though.

**CheatBF** · 07-15-22 20:07

Originally Posted by WalterWhite99 [View Original Post]

No way would I fork over a "sizable" tip. How much was it, by the way?

Okay I'll admit that I thought it was sizeable. She wanted 200. I had just got paid so I didn't mind forking it over.

Upon further realization though, I'm certain that might've been too much. It's clear that I'm new at this.

**CheatBF** · 07-15-22 14:42

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

Unenthusiastic CBJ Ending in HJ.

I must've gotten lucky then.

**MartyByrde** · 07-15-22 13:19

Originally Posted by CheatBF [View Original Post]

These women are fierce! I went in and got a half hour massage. Everything was alright until the flip. My provider. Yumi asked for a sizable tip. I gave it to her and she proceeded to pin me down, wrap my tool in a condom and ride me like a cowgirl atop a wild bull. We were the only ones in there so she let her voice out! Practically milked me dry before sending me on my way. Be careful going here.

No way would I fork over a "sizable" tip. How much was it, by the way?

**ScotchYoke** · 07-15-22 12:45

Originally Posted by Ultimate90 [View Original Post]

Anyone with a RM membership can post some more info with the most recent review (s)? My membership just expired.

Unenthusiastic CBJ Ending in HJ.

**Ultimate90** · 07-15-22 10:01

Originally Posted by CheatBF [View Original Post]

These women are fierce! I went in and got a half hour massage. Everything was alright until the flip. My provider. Yumi asked for a sizable tip. I gave it to her and she proceeded to pin me down, wrap my tool in a condom and ride me like a cowgirl atop a wild bull. We were the only ones in there so she let her voice out! Practically milked me dry before sending me on my way. Be careful going here.

Anyone with a RM membership can post some more info with the most recent review (s)? My membership just expired.

**CheatBF** · 07-14-22 15:36

These women are fierce! I went in and got a half hour massage. Everything was alright until the flip. My provider. Yumi asked for a sizable tip. I gave it to her and she proceeded to pin me down, wrap my tool in a condom and ride me like a cowgirl atop a wild bull. We were the only ones in there so she let her voice out! Practically milked me dry before sending me on my way. Be careful going here.

**CheatBF** · 07-14-22 15:29

I went to this one the other day. Pretty nice place. It's run by an older woman, maybe 40 or 50. She's got no ass or anything but a surprisingly tight pussy. She also gives a really nice massage.

She makes up for the lack of anything by giving you everything for a good price. She nearly gobbled me the moment I flipped. Good CFS! Finished in missionary and she nearly came from feeling me pump my load inside her. Would recommend!

**ScotchYoke** · 07-14-22 11:52

Originally Posted by ChrisLove886 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to or have any info on My Foot Massage in you District? Came across this establishment lately and saw couple reviews exist on rubmaps (however cannot actually read them without membership). Had some doubt about the place since its google and yelp reviews seems to indicate they do end their service happily.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...-47529#rubmaps

Not even teasing.

**BBPornoGeek** · 07-14-22 11:20

Originally Posted by Loopguystl [View Original Post]

I haven't been. But I am inclined to agree. If you just want to be naked among other naked people, there are two beaches in Seattle that is just for it. A mix of hot chicks, dudes and some grannies.

There are clothing optional beaches in Seattle? Hah, the things I learn! Which ones?

**WaRubMonger** · 07-14-22 11:19

I figured the massage section is legit. What caught my eye was the coed hydro circuit. Outdoor hot tub, soaking pool, etc. Steam rooms and such. Imo, would be pretty hot to get even a handy from a gal while her fella watches or take care of myself while I watch. Being co Ed I'm bummed that there is no play going on.