Massage Parlor Reports

[PorkSword]

I'll report back once mission is completed.

Did you ever complete the mission? If successful how was it?

[Dr Willy]

My lawn guy finally took the plunge on Ramsey.

Monica, supposedly first day in town. He described her as fake up top and very thin, but fun. He was hoping for a thicker masseuse.

Called, she said come.

Got there, called, she met him at the door.

Straight to the point.

He was not upset.

Good report. I found this very informative regarding the 'protocol' to engage at this place. I'm still looking for a bit more insight regarding just when to call and what they like to hear/know on that first call. Do they "take appointments" as much as a day in advance, or do they really just prefer to receive a call when you're already somewhat close by (within an hour?... less?). Based on all I've read here, as well as available ads, it seems like they may not like to publish the precise address, so I'm assuming they ask you to "call when you're AT Ramsey Way", or something like that, then they guide you to a specific address/building/door so they can be prepared to expect an incoming client. Am I close on any of that? Any clarifying hints would help. PM is fine if necessary.

Since I'm not local to the area (a couple of hours drive), I kinda prefer to be able to call the day before so I don't drive all the way down there and then find out they can't see me (I don't have a plan B in the area). BUT, if they don't work that way, I also don't want to make that call and piss them off with an advance scheduling request they don't prefer to accommodate. I've dealt with some pretty touchy/bitchy places before, so just looking to avoid that!

[Great Hobby]

Went back to my old time favorite place and found out two girls back, both give excellent service that I highly recommend.

[MrEnglish]

My lawn guy finally took the plunge on Ramsey.

Monica, supposedly first day in town. He described her as fake up top and very thin, but fun. He was hoping for a thicker masseuse.

Called, she said come.

Got there, called, she met him at the door.

Straight to the point.

He was not upset.

[PorkSword]

Yup. Agreed P.S. One and done with her was more than enough. She's definitely a unique granny package between the near baldness, 4' 11" height, slightly attractive face, petite frame, over tanned leather skin, rock hard bolt-ons, not stop friendly chatterbox with zero sexy flirtiness, and below the waist she visually seemed tone but loose and flabby too. Only bonus was her love of giving a prostate massage, jerking a hard cock, watching you erupt and making your O last and last and last. She is good at getting you off good and hard.

Well you’re a lucky man that your imagination can be so vivid! LOL.

I was thinking of all sorts of hot models but my brain just kept saying let's get the fuck out of here. She's definitely a strange one that's for sure. Not my cup of tea in fact not my cup of anything.

[Silk3434]

And a middle aged Boy Scout went out venturing for some action. Plenty of different mongering merit badges so is particular about what he discovers along this summer camp outing. Late 40's, super slender / spinner almost with C's hiding behind a very nice outfit. Didn't catch a name but was the only person working. Great massage followed by a typical HE. Was able to grab a nice handful of booty but no other touching or roaming allowed. Will keep searching during the summer camp for more interesting actions along the trails.

Face 7 / 10.

Body 9 / 10.

Massage 8 / 10.

Ending 5 / 10.

[MobyD]

I really do question as to what kind of woman some of you have been with in your lifetime? I read these reports thinking wow, he must be pretty hot. You make the drive and its like The Price is Right. Behind the door is your skinny old granny booby prize? WTF!!

All I can say is you poor bastards have obviously never ever experienced or dated a real hot chick with a smoking body.

The other part could be most of you are legally blind and lost all sensations in both hands.

Yup. Agreed P.S. One and done with her was more than enough. She's definitely a unique granny package between the near baldness, 4' 11" height, slightly attractive face, petite frame, over tanned leather skin, rock hard bolt-ons, not stop friendly chatterbox with zero sexy flirtiness, and below the waist she visually seemed tone but loose and flabby too. Only bonus was her love of giving a prostate massage, jerking a hard cock, watching you erupt and making your O last and last and last. She is good at getting you off good and hard.

[ThickAndCream9]

So far the only one with a Great Body (for her age) that I've see was that Nita 57 chick. OMG what an incredible body that would put most 20 year olds to shame!

But it is now Nita 58 and she carries herself like she is a lot younger and she does not hide her age, and so be it she should be proud the shape she is in. The carpet and the drapes always match, and she keeps that wash cloth of mine well trimmed. Always when she comes to Fort Myers, the Thick man is a booking. She also has a very nice place in West Palm Beach, which is her house, and I have had the pleasure of being there for a really nice time. The woman is a lady and treats you like you are company that she has know for years. I always have a lot of fun with her, service wise and conversation wise, she is well traveled. That being said I do look forward to her coming here I think next week or very soon,. Thanks again MrG69 for posting what you really see and feel, again that is what this site is all about. Ciao mongers.

[Orch13]

Dam did you lite up my gray matter. O M G what fucking times over there, the pool the hot top and Marie doing just about anything you asked her to do. Always with a bikini on and looking so fucking hot. Just a basic routine, she would tell you to lie nude on the bed with your head facing the foot. She would come in stand over you head with now her pussy resting on your head and her starting to massage. She would then stand straight up and take her bikini off as you turned and laid on your back. Here comes those gorgeous tits passing over your face with a few licks and kisses. But then the pussy is to follow while she is start to stroke your cock and give you one of the most outstanding blow jobs you have ever had. Her pussy is always just showered and smelling o so fucking sweet. She would then spin around grab your cock and put it in and mount you cow girl and ride you it would seam forever. What was really nice, was she like to fuck as much as all of us, and Bob if you got to know him was really a nice guy to sit and talk with, then go back for round 2. Which she said she didn't do to often, only to the VIP members. You believe that and I have 2 bridges from Brooklyn to sell you if interested. LOL. Thanks MrG69 for the great memories, always a great time with her. Ciao mongers.

You are spot on if you struck up a relationship with them and if you treated Bob with respect, things got really good and it became a regular stop for me. I actually used to have a coffee with him in the kitchen before heading in and she would parade around shaking her tits, fingering herald and saying hurry up you two. LOL They really were a great couple. The pool was always a fun spot after the main bed event. Oh how she loved to ride face and almost suffocate you and cowgirl with her was awesome especially when Bob would give thumbs up. That is one couple I would love to see return. Last time I saw them they were talking about moving north to be by grands due to his health. The stuff dreams are made of.

[ThickAndCream9]

They retired from the sport, what a shame. Thick and I always compared notes about them, always seeing if there was something new on the menu. It was always kinda funny watching Bob stroking it while Marie was bouncing up and down on the bologna pony. I definitely miss the adventure.

Isn't this marie?

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...s/935796676571

That link is Kimberly Saxon and if the sun rises on the wrong side of the Earth, don't call her she will blow up your phone with about 7 different numbers (Really) attitude adjustment is a necessity for this girl. From Texas and has a place in the Cape. If you don't piss her off you may be in for a good ride, hates to Negotiate and don't bother to text only call. It's like shooting dice, either you come up a winner or or looser. Your choice. Ciao mongers.

[ThickAndCream9]

They retired from the sport, what a shame. Thick and I always compared notes about them, always seeing if there was something new on the menu. It was always kinda funny watching Bob stroking it while Marie was bouncing up and down on the bologna pony. I definitely miss the adventure.

Isn't this marie?

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...s/935796676571

Dam did you lite up my gray matter. O M G what fucking times over there, the pool the hot top and Marie doing just about anything you asked her to do. Always with a bikini on and looking so fucking hot. Just a basic routine, she would tell you to lie nude on the bed with your head facing the foot. She would come in stand over you head with now her pussy resting on your head and her starting to massage. She would then stand straight up and take her bikini off as you turned and laid on your back. Here comes those gorgeous tits passing over your face with a few licks and kisses. But then the pussy is to follow while she is start to stroke your cock and give you one of the most outstanding blow jobs you have ever had. Her pussy is always just showered and smelling o so fucking sweet. She would then spin around grab your cock and put it in and mount you cow girl and ride you it would seam forever. What was really nice, was she like to fuck as much as all of us, and Bob if you got to know him was really a nice guy to sit and talk with, then go back for round 2. Which she said she didn't do to often, only to the VIP members. You believe that and I have 2 bridges from Brooklyn to sell you if interested. LOL. Thanks MrG69 for the great memories, always a great time with her. Ciao mongers.

[Orch13]

Performance was subpar at any price.

Not sure why it took me three visits to come to the same conclusion.

[Orch13]

They retired from the sport, what a shame. Thick and I always compared notes about them, always seeing if there was something new on the menu. It was always kinda funny watching Bob stroking it while Marie was bouncing up and down on the bologna pony. I definitely miss the adventure.

Isn't this marie?

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...s/935796676571

Marie was short big breasted, dark skinned Italian gem who always provided a great time and Bob was actually a great guy to interact with.

I was a frequent flyers with them and a few times actually got to play in the pool.

Miss them.

[MrG69]

They retired from the sport, what a shame. Thick and I always compared notes about them, always seeing if there was something new on the menu. It was always kinda funny watching Bob stroking it while Marie was bouncing up and down on the bologna pony. I definitely miss the adventure.

Isn't this marie?

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...s/935796676571

[BiggDogg70]

Anyone seen Tina Asian Massage in the cape?

Performance was subpar at any price.