Escort Reports

[JPP9283]

Whats up fellas. I found this gem of a forum a few weeks ago and I've just been observing from the sidelines. I want to start by saying that I appreciate all of you who are honest and detailed with your reports. It truly helps and good to know you are actually looking out for us. I've been mongering for about 2 yrs now and I switch it up between AMP's and incall escorts. I don't mess around with the whole SW car date scene. Not my style. I used to be a regular at Magic Fingers but ever since I met Bella at 7 star I've had no reason to go anywhere else. She treats me like a personal lover and we have built a great friendship (she is currently on vacation in Cali for a month, she needed a well deserved break LOL) I also go to Forrest Massage to see Jessica for the best TUMA in South Florida and she does BBFSCIP-BBFSCIA. As far as escorts. I've had some winners and I've had some losers. Either way they were all great learning experiences hahaha. I'll list a few girls and my experience with them below. What I wanted to touch on with this post is 1st-Introduce myself and get familiar with the community here. 2nd-contribute my input on what I've done out there and 3rd-ask for advice, pointers, and possibly referrals to the type of service I'm looking for. I'm in Palm Beach County (Lake Worth area) and I really want to find a solid regular that's independent, provides incalls, works out of a private residence and isn't trying to run scams to feed their drug habits. I would love for her to offer full body massage with nuru body glide that leads to FS (the real nuru, not some cheap Walmart coco oil and a little tit rub on my cock LOL.) I also will point out that I have difficulty staying "UP" in condoms so I want BBFS (I'm well aware of the risks of raw dawging these ****** so save your lectures LOL) I'm a very personable person and have the gift of YMMV with almost every girl I see and I keep in contact with them regularly. So I'm willing to trade / donate any contact info to help you guys out.

Becky. Incall Private residence -Pompano Area -$250-$500 NURU / TANTRA / BBBJ / DATY / CFS / GFE / PSE.

This smokeshow is an exotic freak. Her day job is bartending at a high end beachfront resort so she does her naughty business as a side hustle but more to feed her sex addiction (she told me) She has a full set up at her house (massage bed / nuru mat, the real nuru oil, great ambiance, and a dope ass personality. She is fully licensed and has her certifications all over her walls (massage, Tantra, Chakra, Lingum, Erotic, Shiatzu, sweetish, etc.) She is very sensual but when its time for the flip she turns into a cock hungry monster LOL. She Loves having her pussy stretched and she is very dominant in her technique. She's amazing but too expensive and won't break with my BBFS request.

https://tryst.link/massage/becky_brazilian

Michelle / Jill. Incall Hotel or Air B&B. Lake Worth / WPB Area - $150-$200 BBBJ / DT / DATY / GFE / PSE / BBFSCOF.

She has become an ATF of mine. When we get together we hangout as friends first then eventually get into the action. She never watches the clock. She has amazing tits and ass and deepthroats like a champ. She likes her candy but doesn't overdue it, just enough to vibe out. She has one downside. At time she ghosts and doesn't get back to you for weeks at a time. I call her out on it and she always makes up for it. You won't see her post often cause she doesn't "work" every day.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/84762177

Nellie / Priscilla. Incall Hotel. Lake Worth / WPB Are - $100-$200 BBBJ / DATY / PSE / GREEK / BBFSCIP / BBFSCIA.

Do not waste your time / money! She is hooked on the candy and isn't doing well. Her body has deteriorated over time and she is all bones covered with loose skin and baby stretch marks on her belly. She has open wounds from candy use that she covers with clothing. She has an unkept kitty and when you hit it from the back you get the foul odor of the fishery. She is very unmotivated and doesn't fully get into it. She openly uses her candy in front of you and nods out at times. Just wait, there's more. She also practices whitch craft or Santa Maria or whatever and kinda mumbles off at time and you can't understand her (probably putting spells on me or something hahaha) I pray for this one every day, I hope she can find sobriety and get back to her finer days.

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...beach/84865236

[Aomag]

This happens all too often. It recently happened to me again with a pretty popular and well reviewed provider. Caught the whiff, and I settled on headache relief then bolted. Didn't even touch the kitty. The problem is that people don't often say anything and the women slowly become immune to the smell and they don't know it exists (how that's possible, I don't know). In 2/3 of women, it won't go away unless treated by an antibiotic so I have said something in the past, as difficult as it was. If she is a good provider, chances are I will say something cause at the end of the day, that hurts their business.

I just about lost my lunch reading this. I'm already sensitive to smells. This sounds terrible.

[Popman]

This link just goes to the LC page. Of whom are we speaking?

Anyone seen this one before?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85624227#.

Saw her when she was in Pompano for a qv and also picked her up as a SW in the area. Fantastic BBBJ, I didn't even want to smash.

As a reminder please always paste a screenshot to these requests because the links often go dead.

[CoolBreeze99]

Lmaooooo I've been there with her, first time I saw her everything was going fine in missionary until I put her in k9, it really is probably the worst smell I've ever gotten a whiff of from any girl, like the absolute worst of the worst, she definitely has something going on down there, which is a shame because she gets into it and does have a nice rack and the oral is decent too, but man, I don't know what it is, but she absolutely has issues, big time. She's one of those that you're better off in missionary and looking up to avoid all possible stench lmao I saw her maybe 3 times in total, first time was decent, second and third time just got worse and worse, and she has some sense of entitlement, used to ask for 100 mario coins for hh and wouldn't do any less but bro, the smell really is something else, I've never smelled anything like it, I'd rather take a bite out of a live fish than lick that kitty. It is pretty amazing that she can go down on you after you've been in there, id rather tske a bite out of a half eaten chicken wing out of a dumpster or eat a bag full of vomit and fart flavored jelly beans than to ever have my nose even close to that cooter ever again, im amazed its been all this time and thats still the case with her too.

This happens all too often. It recently happened to me again with a pretty popular and well reviewed provider. Caught the whiff, and I settled on headache relief then bolted. Didn't even touch the kitty. The problem is that people don't often say anything and the women slowly become immune to the smell and they don't know it exists (how that's possible, I don't know). In 2/3 of women, it won't go away unless treated by an antibiotic so I have said something in the past, as difficult as it was. If she is a good provider, chances are I will say something cause at the end of the day, that hurts their business.

[Thfkaw]

This link just goes to the LC page. Of whom are we speaking?

Anyone seen this one before?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85624227#.

Saw her when she was in Pompano for a qv and also picked her up as a SW in the area. Fantastic BBBJ, I didn't even want to smash.

[JPP9283]

Has anyone seen these girls? If so, what's the scoop on them? Legit? Safe? Price? Incall? Comms? Services? Etc.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...beach/85638638

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...beach/85635662

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...beach/85590315

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85597140

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/85642549

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85614196

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Any info helps fellas, thanks!

[KanyeWest]

Lmaooooo I've been there with her, first time I saw her everything was going fine in missionary until I put her in k9, it really is probably the worst smell I've ever gotten a whiff of from any girl, like the absolute worst of the worst, she definitely has something going on down there, which is a shame because she gets into it and does have a nice rack and the oral is decent too, but man, I don't know what it is, but she absolutely has issues, big time. She's one of those that you're better off in missionary and looking up to avoid all possible stench lmao I saw her maybe 3 times in total, first time was decent, second and third time just got worse and worse, and she has some sense of entitlement, used to ask for 100 mario coins for hh and wouldn't do any less but bro, the smell really is something else, I've never smelled anything like it, I'd rather take a bite out of a live fish than lick that kitty. It is pretty amazing that she can go down on you after you've been in there, id rather tske a bite out of a half eaten chicken wing out of a dumpster or eat a bag full of vomit and fart flavored jelly beans than to ever have my nose even close to that cooter ever again, im amazed its been all this time and thats still the case with her too.

Aw man, I wish I had asked about her before going. Maybe I could've saved myself the trouble but it was also a spur of the moment thing.

Anyone seen this one before?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85624227#.

Saw her when she was in Pompano for a qv and also picked her up as a SW in the area. Fantastic BBBJ, I didn't even want to smash.

[Popman]

Been eyeing this one for a while and finally toftt.

She is petite like I like but with lots of excess skin, from having lost a ton of weight judging by older fb pics.

80 for Qv. Everything covered.

Nice enough but not vibing with her in my case.

I made rookie mistake of not checking bathroom first. When we finished I asked to use it and she said the door was locked. Most likely her bf, since room was loaded with shit and her fb page shows the guy.

Non repeat but YMMV.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85596214#.

[JonDoe1344]

Anyone seen this one before?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85624227#.

[Pawgs]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

Lmaooooo I've been there with her, first time I saw her everything was going fine in missionary until I put her in k9, it really is probably the worst smell I've ever gotten a whiff of from any girl, like the absolute worst of the worst, she definitely has something going on down there, which is a shame because she gets into it and does have a nice rack and the oral is decent too, but man, I don't know what it is, but she absolutely has issues, big time. She's one of those that you're better off in missionary and looking up to avoid all possible stench lmao I saw her maybe 3 times in total, first time was decent, second and third time just got worse and worse, and she has some sense of entitlement, used to ask for 100 mario coins for hh and wouldn't do any less but bro, the smell really is something else, I've never smelled anything like it, I'd rather take a bite out of a live fish than lick that kitty. It is pretty amazing that she can go down on you after you've been in there, id rather tske a bite out of a half eaten chicken wing out of a dumpster or eat a bag full of vomit and fart flavored jelly beans than to ever have my nose even close to that cooter ever again, im amazed its been all this time and thats still the case with her too.

[KanyeWest]

OMG is all I can come up with; just to clarify, was the problem with the front or the other. Does she at least look like her pictures LOL.

Just the front. Her butthole was actually pretty clean.

Pics are accurate, perhaps a bit thinner in person.

[OralWonder]

Billy thanks for that great post. You mentioned the Coffee House below. Is that the Thermae Cafe?

"Then go find the underground Coffee House you have to buy a coffee when you get in there but it's a freelance bar so you buy your overpriced $10 coffee and there are hundreds of girls there every night it's in the basement of a hotel right on the main road you just walk down the stairs go into the basement and it opens to a very large room with a little tiny coffee bar and hundreds and hundreds of Freelancers hanging out there and those girls tend to be cheap, as there is so much competition in that place but also a lot of customers come in especially what we call cheap Charlie customers who are Bangkok wise to the market and know what they can get away with. ".

[OralWonder]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

Great review. I have been there with another provider. Actually could not get rid of the smell from my fingers (I had fingered her before smelling anything) for several days. Absolute boner killer for me.

[Rcl 44]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

OMG is all I can come up with; just to clarify, was the problem with the front or the other. Does she at least look like her pictures LOL.

[KanyeWest]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.