Escort Reports

[Popman]

This link just goes to the LC page. Of whom are we speaking?

Anyone seen this one before?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85624227#.

Saw her when she was in Pompano for a qv and also picked her up as a SW in the area. Fantastic BBBJ, I didn't even want to smash.

As a reminder please always paste a screenshot to these requests because the links often go dead.

[CoolBreeze99]

Lmaooooo I've been there with her, first time I saw her everything was going fine in missionary until I put her in k9, it really is probably the worst smell I've ever gotten a whiff of from any girl, like the absolute worst of the worst, she definitely has something going on down there, which is a shame because she gets into it and does have a nice rack and the oral is decent too, but man, I don't know what it is, but she absolutely has issues, big time. She's one of those that you're better off in missionary and looking up to avoid all possible stench lmao I saw her maybe 3 times in total, first time was decent, second and third time just got worse and worse, and she has some sense of entitlement, used to ask for 100 mario coins for hh and wouldn't do any less but bro, the smell really is something else, I've never smelled anything like it, I'd rather take a bite out of a live fish than lick that kitty. It is pretty amazing that she can go down on you after you've been in there, id rather tske a bite out of a half eaten chicken wing out of a dumpster or eat a bag full of vomit and fart flavored jelly beans than to ever have my nose even close to that cooter ever again, im amazed its been all this time and thats still the case with her too.

This happens all too often. It recently happened to me again with a pretty popular and well reviewed provider. Caught the whiff, and I settled on headache relief then bolted. Didn't even touch the kitty. The problem is that people don't often say anything and the women slowly become immune to the smell and they don't know it exists (how that's possible, I don't know). In 2/3 of women, it won't go away unless treated by an antibiotic so I have said something in the past, as difficult as it was. If she is a good provider, chances are I will say something cause at the end of the day, that hurts their business.

[Thfkaw]

This link just goes to the LC page. Of whom are we speaking?

Anyone seen this one before?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85624227#.

Saw her when she was in Pompano for a qv and also picked her up as a SW in the area. Fantastic BBBJ, I didn't even want to smash.

[JPP9283]

Has anyone seen these girls? If so, what's the scoop on them? Legit? Safe? Price? Incall? Comms? Services? Etc.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...beach/85638638

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...beach/85635662

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...beach/85590315

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85597140

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/85642549

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85614196

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Any info helps fellas, thanks!

[KanyeWest]

Lmaooooo I've been there with her, first time I saw her everything was going fine in missionary until I put her in k9, it really is probably the worst smell I've ever gotten a whiff of from any girl, like the absolute worst of the worst, she definitely has something going on down there, which is a shame because she gets into it and does have a nice rack and the oral is decent too, but man, I don't know what it is, but she absolutely has issues, big time. She's one of those that you're better off in missionary and looking up to avoid all possible stench lmao I saw her maybe 3 times in total, first time was decent, second and third time just got worse and worse, and she has some sense of entitlement, used to ask for 100 mario coins for hh and wouldn't do any less but bro, the smell really is something else, I've never smelled anything like it, I'd rather take a bite out of a live fish than lick that kitty. It is pretty amazing that she can go down on you after you've been in there, id rather tske a bite out of a half eaten chicken wing out of a dumpster or eat a bag full of vomit and fart flavored jelly beans than to ever have my nose even close to that cooter ever again, im amazed its been all this time and thats still the case with her too.

Aw man, I wish I had asked about her before going. Maybe I could've saved myself the trouble but it was also a spur of the moment thing.

Anyone seen this one before?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85624227#.

Saw her when she was in Pompano for a qv and also picked her up as a SW in the area. Fantastic BBBJ, I didn't even want to smash.

[Popman]

Been eyeing this one for a while and finally toftt.

She is petite like I like but with lots of excess skin, from having lost a ton of weight judging by older fb pics.

80 for Qv. Everything covered.

Nice enough but not vibing with her in my case.

I made rookie mistake of not checking bathroom first. When we finished I asked to use it and she said the door was locked. Most likely her bf, since room was loaded with shit and her fb page shows the guy.

Non repeat but YMMV.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85596214#.

[JonDoe1344]

Anyone seen this one before?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85624227#.

[Pawgs]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

Lmaooooo I've been there with her, first time I saw her everything was going fine in missionary until I put her in k9, it really is probably the worst smell I've ever gotten a whiff of from any girl, like the absolute worst of the worst, she definitely has something going on down there, which is a shame because she gets into it and does have a nice rack and the oral is decent too, but man, I don't know what it is, but she absolutely has issues, big time. She's one of those that you're better off in missionary and looking up to avoid all possible stench lmao I saw her maybe 3 times in total, first time was decent, second and third time just got worse and worse, and she has some sense of entitlement, used to ask for 100 mario coins for hh and wouldn't do any less but bro, the smell really is something else, I've never smelled anything like it, I'd rather take a bite out of a live fish than lick that kitty. It is pretty amazing that she can go down on you after you've been in there, id rather tske a bite out of a half eaten chicken wing out of a dumpster or eat a bag full of vomit and fart flavored jelly beans than to ever have my nose even close to that cooter ever again, im amazed its been all this time and thats still the case with her too.

[KanyeWest]

OMG is all I can come up with; just to clarify, was the problem with the front or the other. Does she at least look like her pictures LOL.

Just the front. Her butthole was actually pretty clean.

Pics are accurate, perhaps a bit thinner in person.

[OralWonder]

Billy thanks for that great post. You mentioned the Coffee House below. Is that the Thermae Cafe?

"Then go find the underground Coffee House you have to buy a coffee when you get in there but it's a freelance bar so you buy your overpriced $10 coffee and there are hundreds of girls there every night it's in the basement of a hotel right on the main road you just walk down the stairs go into the basement and it opens to a very large room with a little tiny coffee bar and hundreds and hundreds of Freelancers hanging out there and those girls tend to be cheap, as there is so much competition in that place but also a lot of customers come in especially what we call cheap Charlie customers who are Bangkok wise to the market and know what they can get away with. ".

[OralWonder]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

Great review. I have been there with another provider. Actually could not get rid of the smell from my fingers (I had fingered her before smelling anything) for several days. Absolute boner killer for me.

[Rcl 44]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

OMG is all I can come up with; just to clarify, was the problem with the front or the other. Does she at least look like her pictures LOL.

[KanyeWest]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

[Bbert81]

This one has a listing on listcrawler in West Palm Beach but does her out calls in lake Worth so check the lake Worth section for my review.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85455843#.

Theif liar and the slim chance you do get her to do a dream it sucks. And stupidly over priced.

[Pawgs]

Maybe I'm just being a broke ***** right now, but when I got into this hobby back in 2013/14 ish, I remember QV being like 60.

Hh 80-100 and hr being like 160-200. Somewhere along the way we allowed inflation to run away from us, I'm seeing HH for 120 minimum, QV's are either non existent or cost 120 girls charging between 200-300 for the hour that just do not look worth 300.

If I'm wrong then I'm wrong let me know and I'll kindly STFU but they're hosing us for 160 at a random MP just for a HE, it just doesn't seem worth the trouble anymore.

No, you're right, the problem is theres guys who have enough dough to where they don't care what the girls charge, they will see them, if these girls raised their donations to 500 for a hh guys would still be seeing them. What's ridiculous to me is like, if you're gunna see an overpriced girl, whatever, but atleast make sure she's atleast providing you with bbj or something better than a pump and dump. The trend only catches on with girls because they see other girls do it and it works for those girls so they say ok ill do it too, its obvious these girls want to put in the least effort possible for the most coins, and if they see other girls get away with that they're gunna do the same. Whenever a new girl pops up who has reasonable rates and provides good service enjoy it while it lasts, because its only a matter of time before she makes a connection with one of these other gps girls who tells her she's asking for too little and doing too much. There are girls who I've seen a long time ago for 60 or 80 with bbj now charing like 180 for a hh or 150 for a qv with no bbj and its outrageouss, the only way itll change is if some girls decide to undercut all the other ones, then they will see more guys and it will force ither girls to lower their donations but I don't see that happening, its more likely that they will just keep going up in what they ask for and the guys who got it like that won't care so they'll just keep carelessly going to them.