Escort Reports

[Rcl 44]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

OMG is all I can come up with; just to clarify, was the problem with the front or the other. Does she at least look like her pictures LOL.

[KanyeWest]

Not going to go into full detail of this experience but I decided to see Charlie: https://adultsearch.com/florida/boyn...scorts/2411796.

She's been around for a while, is close to me and has some good reviews on TER so I figured I'd give her a shot.

Pros: She's definitely a pleaser. I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want with her.

Cons: Mainly the smell that comes out of her once you get going. She's a loopy drug user so there's potential for you to waste time waiting for her to get her shit together.

But mainly it's the smell. Everything else could've been excused if it wasn't for the smell. I first noticed it when she was giving me a BBBJ and she gets into the 69 position like she wants me to partake and I immediately get a hint of funk. I don't service these girls anyways but I certainly wasn't going to do it then. Still, a bit of smell is unfortunately normal in this game and so I kept going.

We then slipped a cover on and started going at it in a few positions and I could feel her enjoying herself but that also meant I started to smell her enjoying herself too. As we switch positions and I come out of her, I get hit with the rank stink and it overtakes the room. Even more disgusting is she starts giving me head with the condom on and all I'm thinking is "can't she smell that?

I smell my hands and it's there. It's in the room. It's coming from her. It's all I can think about.

At this point I make up an excuse that I've overstayed my welcome, it's getting late and my girl will notice. I'm a single man, no one gives a fuck where I am.

As I leave she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips but I turn them into cheek kisses. Driving home I smelt her on me, on my clothes and once I'm back home I take a nice, long shower.

There were so many moments before I handed over the money where I said "I should probably leave" but I didn't listen to the big head.

$. 50 wasted. This is one of those moments where you think "I'm done with this game" and that's probably not true but I'm tired of these overpriced SW and I might start seeing the higher end girls at a less frequent rate. Even if they smell, at least they're prettier.

[Bbert81]

This one has a listing on listcrawler in West Palm Beach but does her out calls in lake Worth so check the lake Worth section for my review.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85455843#.

Theif liar and the slim chance you do get her to do a dream it sucks. And stupidly over priced.

[Pawgs]

Maybe I'm just being a broke ***** right now, but when I got into this hobby back in 2013/14 ish, I remember QV being like 60.

Hh 80-100 and hr being like 160-200. Somewhere along the way we allowed inflation to run away from us, I'm seeing HH for 120 minimum, QV's are either non existent or cost 120 girls charging between 200-300 for the hour that just do not look worth 300.

If I'm wrong then I'm wrong let me know and I'll kindly STFU but they're hosing us for 160 at a random MP just for a HE, it just doesn't seem worth the trouble anymore.

No, you're right, the problem is theres guys who have enough dough to where they don't care what the girls charge, they will see them, if these girls raised their donations to 500 for a hh guys would still be seeing them. What's ridiculous to me is like, if you're gunna see an overpriced girl, whatever, but atleast make sure she's atleast providing you with bbj or something better than a pump and dump. The trend only catches on with girls because they see other girls do it and it works for those girls so they say ok ill do it too, its obvious these girls want to put in the least effort possible for the most coins, and if they see other girls get away with that they're gunna do the same. Whenever a new girl pops up who has reasonable rates and provides good service enjoy it while it lasts, because its only a matter of time before she makes a connection with one of these other gps girls who tells her she's asking for too little and doing too much. There are girls who I've seen a long time ago for 60 or 80 with bbj now charing like 180 for a hh or 150 for a qv with no bbj and its outrageouss, the only way itll change is if some girls decide to undercut all the other ones, then they will see more guys and it will force ither girls to lower their donations but I don't see that happening, its more likely that they will just keep going up in what they ask for and the guys who got it like that won't care so they'll just keep carelessly going to them.

[Pawgs]

Never seen her but her ad "looks" real. Search of her number brings up lots of her ads. I mean by now you guys should know how to weed out the fakes and scams on LC. Hers seems legit, the pics look like a mix of new and older ones but appears to be all her (unless I'm that blind). And her looks and body are just my type. Mayhaps I can try her out one day and report.

Yeah she's real but service was trash, one of the most dead fish rushed mediocre bbj experiences I ever had, it was years ago and she still has the nerve to text me to this day asking if I want to see her and I always reply saying sure if you can see me for 40 and make it up to me for the last time LOL won't ever be seeing her again. Also when she saw me, her handler dropped her off in my neighborhood and waited in the car so, yeah, probably not the best choice.

[Popman]

Never seen her but her ad "looks" real. Search of her number brings up lots of her ads. I mean by now you guys should know how to weed out the fakes and scams on LC. Hers seems legit, the pics look like a mix of new and older ones but appears to be all her (unless I'm that blind). And her looks and body are just my type. Mayhaps I can try her out one day and report.

She is real. Hope you have a smoother time than I did. I think she has lost a lot of weight judging by fb pics.

[Pawgs]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85481537#.

Anyone seen her? Quoted me 100 mario coins for a hh with bbj included which is a breath of fresh air from the current girls, but the only downside is she seems very pushy which isn't a great sign in my experience, may take the plunge tonight but any intel is appreciated, thanks.

[Sick1166]

Who? Tell us! LOL.

https://west-palm-beach.skipthegames...t/445889255048

Another visit 6 am on my way to work just now $ the usual all positions finish standing doggie coa finish out the door 25 min later.

[Jb983]

Fuck me bro, you're making me want to go to Thailand.

I have actually been looking into going to Thailand as well. Even thinking of expanding my company there. Keep the office in Ft Lauderdale and open one in Thailand for the Asian market.

[Soflo14]

On a great side note, when in Bangkok, after you have a feel for the city, the red-light districts, and the girls, go to north Bangkok or far west Bangkok at night in the working class neighborhoods. Go right at sun down, look for the busy main streets, and taxi will take you, or ride a city bus, buses are great, they go to all the main neighborhood streets. As you ride you will see many Thai's getting home from work to these huge apartment buildings, with many vendors on the street, stop, get off the bus, Bangkok has millions of taxis 24/7 so even if your lost, don't worry, grab any taxis and tell them your hotel or apartment building. I keep a business card of the hotel or a business right next to my apartment in my wallet. Written in Thai, show the driver and your home again. But get off the bus or out of your taxi. Walk around that area, your 1 million % safe. Thais are great and good people. But you will be the only Westerner around LOL. All the Thai's will be surprised to see you. The hot 20 yo girl who see you and start smiling, bam your laid, just as her what's good to eat there? She will take care of the rest. You will have her quickly in bed. But also walk around, look for the little hole in the wall local Thai bars. Small little places, one bar tender, maybe even just a street vendor cart selling beer with a few plastic chairs and a little wood or metal table, the women in these bar are off work and drinking, your a very high prize, some are hookers too, if she sells it to you, 100 to 150 baht, that's $3-$5 dollars and she will suck and fuck for hours. But 90% even the off work hookers will want to fuck you for free. Traditional wife type Thai women are never in bars. Only the wild chick's. You can walk up, order a 50 cent.

Thai beer, and be fucking within 15 minutes of flirting with the 2-4 chick's hanging out, I've even had 2 and 3 girls from these little bars take me to there room in the building right by the bar, and take turns fucking me all night. Over the years I taken many guys over for their first visit to Thailand. Half of them have still never returned to America. They fell head over heels in love with Thailand and stayed, got a job teaching English, and married a Thai girl, or just live the single life fucking everyday. A few came back, sold everything they owned and ran back to Thailand. One guy even returned after 9 days in Bangkok, took his money, sold everything he could without his wife catching on, then divorced his wife and ran back to Thailand never to return LOL. I'm on my 2nd Thai wife now, my wife Thai wife passed away, this year I married a new Thai wife. My wife is 4'7" 75 lbs. 30 yo, sexy a all hell. Is multi orgasmic, but 80% of Thai women are squirting multi orgasmic women anyway. And if you see her, you would beg her just to look in your direction. LOL. But this is not rare, this is very common to be found in Thailand. And she can ride at high speed for hours, my little Energizer Bunny. Bouncing ball of joy. Perfect body, everything is perfect. But no I won't show my wife here LOL. But here are a few of the pieces I played with just 2 months ago well I was in Bangkok.

Fuck me bro, you're making me want to go to Thailand.

[BillyBob000]

Bro, tried replying to your DM. Your inbox is fully. Delete some messages. But here is my message for you anyway about Thailand.

Flight to Bangkok round trip, use Cheaptickets.com. Pay $1,000 to $1,200 at most for tickets.

On a great side note, when in Bangkok, after you have a feel for the city, the red-light districts, and the girls, go to north Bangkok or far west Bangkok at night in the working class neighborhoods. Go right at sun down, look for the busy main streets, and taxi will take you, or ride a city bus, buses are great, they go to all the main neighborhood streets. As you ride you will see many Thai's getting home from work to these huge apartment buildings, with many vendors on the street, stop, get off the bus, Bangkok has millions of taxis 24/7 so even if your lost, don't worry, grab any taxis and tell them your hotel or apartment building. I keep a business card of the hotel or a business right next to my apartment in my wallet. Written in Thai, show the driver and your home again. But get off the bus or out of your taxi. Walk around that area, your 1 million % safe. Thais are great and good people. But you will be the only Westerner around LOL. All the Thai's will be surprised to see you. The hot 20 yo girl who see you and start smiling, bam your laid, just as her what's good to eat there? She will take care of the rest. You will have her quickly in bed. But also walk around, look for the little hole in the wall local Thai bars. Small little places, one bar tender, maybe even just a street vendor cart selling beer with a few plastic chairs and a little wood or metal table, the women in these bar are off work and drinking, your a very high prize, some are hookers too, if she sells it to you, 100 to 150 baht, that's $3-$5 dollars and she will suck and fuck for hours. But 90% even the off work hookers will want to fuck you for free. Traditional wife type Thai women are never in bars. Only the wild chick's. You can walk up, order a 50 cent.

Thai beer, and be fucking within 15 minutes of flirting with the 2-4 chick's hanging out, I've even had 2 and 3 girls from these little bars take me to there room in the building right by the bar, and take turns fucking me all night. Over the years I taken many guys over for their first visit to Thailand. Half of them have still never returned to America. They fell head over heels in love with Thailand and stayed, got a job teaching English, and married a Thai girl, or just live the single life fucking everyday. A few came back, sold everything they owned and ran back to Thailand. One guy even returned after 9 days in Bangkok, took his money, sold everything he could without his wife catching on, then divorced his wife and ran back to Thailand never to return LOL. I'm on my 2nd Thai wife now, my wife Thai wife passed away, this year I married a new Thai wife. My wife is 4'7" 75 lbs. 30 yo, sexy a all hell. Is multi orgasmic, but 80% of Thai women are squirting multi orgasmic women anyway. And if you see her, you would beg her just to look in your direction. LOL. But this is not rare, this is very common to be found in Thailand. And she can ride at high speed for hours, my little Energizer Bunny. Bouncing ball of joy. Perfect body, everything is perfect. But no I won't show my wife here LOL. But here are a few of the pieces I played with just 2 months ago well I was in Bangkok.

[BillyBob000]

This one has a listing on listcrawler in West Palm Beach but does her out calls in lake Worth so check the lake Worth section for my review.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...beach/85455843#.

I've heard mixed reviews, from scammer, to dream boat. Report back, with damage please.

[Soflo14]

Yes, the GPS and inflation is running rampant. Saw a girl I liked today and answered her ad. QV was 150, hhr 180! I told her thanks but no thanks. Seems like all the ladies now want 120 to 150 for QV's! And 150 to 200 for hhr. Nucking futs! Rates have gone crazy, but most guys will pay it and then some. Not this guy. I can jerk off for free. But I have my go to's that do not charge too much, or at least do not watch the clock. And at these prices I have found it just good enough to go to my go-to atf AMP lady and at least for my 70+ tip get a real massage and superb happy ending.

I go to rose garden off palm beach lakes. $50 to the house and whatever I want to the girl (usually another $50 on top) and the HE is phenomenal. My only gripe with them is they keep their clothes on and most of the other places I've grown to know and love do not.

[Thfkaw]

Yes, the GPS and inflation is running rampant. Saw a girl I liked today and answered her ad. QV was 150, hhr 180! I told her thanks but no thanks. Seems like all the ladies now want 120 to 150 for QV's! And 150 to 200 for hhr. Nucking futs! Rates have gone crazy, but most guys will pay it and then some. Not this guy. I can jerk off for free. But I have my go to's that do not charge too much, or at least do not watch the clock. And at these prices I have found it just good enough to go to my go-to atf AMP lady and at least for my 70+ tip get a real massage and superb happy ending.

[Soflo14]

Maybe I'm just being a broke ***** right now, but when I got into this hobby back in 2013/14 ish, I remember QV being like 60.

Hh 80-100 and hr being like 160-200. Somewhere along the way we allowed inflation to run away from us, I'm seeing HH for 120 minimum, QV's are either non existent or cost 120 girls charging between 200-300 for the hour that just do not look worth 300.

If I'm wrong then I'm wrong let me know and I'll kindly STFU but they're hosing us for 160 at a random MP just for a HE, it just doesn't seem worth the trouble anymore.