Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[Too Jaded]

Hey gents, I hate to do this as I know that she is a local favorite and I certainly appreciate the info but I have to report on an absolutely awful dream I recently had about Ruby.

https://tryst.link/escort/rubyred622

I moved to FL from Dallas a little over a year ago and I miss the hobby heaven that Dallas used to be. However I had high hopes for the FL scene and since my business takes me all over the state and to Broward in particular I reached out to Ruby to set up an overnight which I thought might turn into a regular thing.

I initially tried to get in touch with her a few months ago but I got no reply. So I tried again and this time had better success. After several texts she asked me to call her, which I normally avoid but I relented and gave her a call. She seemed energetic yet easy going and we settled the details and agreed to meet. The day before she called me to tell me about some money problems she was having. I promptly but politely told her I don't do cashapp or the like but that I would be seeing her in person the next day.

The day comes around so I set out to meet her. She texts me to let me know she is vaping the green stuff. Um, ok. So I arrive at her incall at the agreed on time and my phone begins to blow up. She apparently vaped too much and began to nod off and lost track of time. She wasn't ready. So I parked and waited about ten minutes at which time she came out drinking a beer. She looked nice though, I have to admit and I was looking forward to getting inside.

Once inside her ramshackle apartment I got comfortable, but then she excused herself to go bring some money to her neighbor and go to the corner store. I have good instincts and while normally this would raise my alarms I didn't worry too much about it. She returns about ten minutes later with beer and red bull and begins to down them. I tried several times to initiate but she kept bouncing around like a hyperactive hampster.

"I need to light some candles. ".

"I need to get a Red Bull. ".

"I need to pee.".

"I need to call my mom. ".

"Let me go get you some water. " (I already have one).

"I need to pee.".

"Let me get you some ice for your water. ".

"I need another Red Bull because all the vaping makes me tired. ".

"I need to pee.".

"Would you like some ice with your water? Oh you already said no three times? I forgot. ".

"I need to go outside and see my vape guy, he is bringing me a new cartridge. ".

"I need to pee.".

"I need to call my mom again. ".

And so forth. Between each of these distractions I would try and get the mood going but she would give me a bunch of pecks and then run off to do some chore.

I should have left at this point but I was still hopeful that things would turn around. I am a nice guy but I am not a chump so I let her know I was growing impatient. Finally, nearly THREE HOURS after I arrived she gets dressed and things get underway. She starts with some sexy massage and then BBBJ. I have to admit, the BBBJ was pretty good. At first.

About five minutes in I am really enjoying it when suddenly she gets distracted and starts messing with her phone. She doesn't stop the action, she just starts messing with her phone off to the side. It was kind of funny actually. I asked her what the heck she was doing when she mumbles (with my cock in her mouth) "I hram mmrying to mput on msome msexy mmusic". In my head I am screaming TO HELL WITH THE MUSIC, CONCENTRATE ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING! But I didn't and then in frustration she stops going down and starts desperately trying to play music on her phone. She can't figure it out though so she abandons that idea and now I am going limp. My dick is angry at all the false starts and decides to go on strike. At which point she is just holding my semi and says "If you want to switch it up I need to go get a condom. ".

That was it for me. Even if I were inclined to cover up I don't know how she thought she was going to put a cap on my semi-limp dick. So I got up and got dressed and told her I was leaving. Her eyes sunk to the floor. She knew she screwed up. She offered to walk me to my car but I declined. I texted her on the way home and let her know I was disappointed, but I never heard back. No apology, no offer to make it up, no message telling me to screw off. Radio silence even though Android let me know she did read the text. Oh well.

Now I am just over 50, and while I have a bit of a Dad bod I am not a bad looking guy and have impeccable hygiene. She even commented on how handsome I was. So I don't think it was a chemistry thing. She clearly has some bad habits beyond mixing vaping green with Red Bull. Her mind, and her hyperactive behavior were all over the place.

In any case, I appreciate those of you who shared her info with me and I hope this report doesn't cause any dust up. But this was in no way like any of the earlier reports I read about her. It was a complete waste of time and hopefully will be a cautionary tale to those who would like to see her.

Have a happy 4th of July guys!

[Dragon527]

TIA. Pompano which is convenient and nice cute body from pics.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/9548009662/1

[Orelius]

She is legit.

Face and body tight.

I didn't vibe at all with her.

For me she has that nasty New Yorker attitude, but then again all New Yorkers often have that shirty attitude.

As well.

I also tend to believe she prefers blk dudes over any other races. I'm an older white hispanic but more white and as mentioned was cold as hell with me and I normally get along with all.

Also smokes a hellz lot of green.

She is on snap and Instagram.

Thanks for the intel.

[Rebel Rok]

What is the story on this one? Since contacting her she has had 3 different numbers. And changed names with one of her ads reading " Straight out of Brooklyn" She is slim and petite. But kinda hesitant on pulling the trigger. ? She reminds me of another petite girl that kept changing her name and telephone numbers and went by Taylor, Tay Tay, Assie, Aussie. Thanks in advance.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/85299784

https://callescort.org/754-255-0887

She is legit.

Face and body tight.

I didn't vibe at all with her.

For me she has that nasty New Yorker attitude, but then again all New Yorkers often have that shirty attitude.

As well.

I also tend to believe she prefers blk dudes over any other races. I'm an older white hispanic but more white and as mentioned was cold as hell with me and I normally get along with all.

Also smokes a hellz lot of green.

She is on snap and Instagram.

[Orelius]

What is the story on this one? Since contacting her she has had 3 different numbers. And changed names with one of her ads reading " Straight out of Brooklyn" She is slim and petite. But kinda hesitant on pulling the trigger. ? She reminds me of another petite girl that kept changing her name and telephone numbers and went by Taylor, Tay Tay, Assie, Aussie. Thanks in advance.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/85299784

https://callescort.org/754-255-0887

[Cedric69]

These prices have really gotten out of hand but I learned you just have to stand firm on what you want to pay, if they decline then on to the next, I can't tell you how many providers post one price then when they see I'm about to hang up, tell me to come by, only time I'm paying $200+ is if no condom is involved.

Without us they can't eat!

Facts. I text can you do 60. No. Next. Some respond come. That means they not rushing you.

I've come across many diamonds. I tend to stick to one right now, but she hard to reach sometimes and always losing her phone. She tries with the 100. But I'm a regular so you better get the money. You know what I like and I'm done in 10-15 anyways.

[Cedric69]

Saw the ad on listcrawler had good reviews. Paid 1.0 QV, wasn't worth it. Pics are accurate, she's fine as fuck but still not worth it.

Hotel is near 95/ Oakland. You come in pay and she puts a sleep blindfold on. Seriously! She won't look at you even when you come in. Then blindfolds herself. Sets a timer. Dead fish, everything covered even BJ. Asked for a quick HJ to get hard for the condom. Told I need a condom for a HJ too. Jerk myself hard and she checks with her hands that condom is on and fully unrolled. Then guides you in. She freezes in place says she can't put her legs back, so missionary is almost impossible. Flip her for doggy and pound away. But all I can think about is that timer. This chicks body is fine as hell, but the dead fish, and matching smell made it tough. Not wanting to waste a Franklin I focused and got the nut, got dressed and left. Blindfold was still on. Should of watched where she put my money LOL. Couple dudes outside a few doors down may have been her managers? Would never repeat. But again it is the girl in the pics.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/85106162

Th it.

Had a feeling she was a terrible date. Most I would've paid was 60 $ but she never cracked. She still tricking dudes to get 100.

[GonnaBoneya]

I would love some info on Lisa too. She was great but I really miss Bianca. Anyone hear from her?

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I would also like contact info for Bianca from Brazilian Dolls please.

[Biscayne OG]

I'm still looking for a hot ebony provider, ideally one that allows bbfscip.

[Orelius]

Don't see her my friend got set up by her handler.

Speaking of Milk Marie. She has now resurfaced on LC under the name Celeste.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/85284512

[Piper877]

Anybody know if CarlieAnn still around? I've tried contacting her but I've gotten nothing but silence. Sucks cause she was an ATF for me.

Try searching back, there was a post about her getting a boyfriend, no longer in business.

[AceShi]

My buddy met this one yesterday. She pocketed the gift then called her Haitian or Jamaica handler/accomplice who was at the house next door. Beware, she has you park in her driveway and records you and your car with her Ring camera doorbell. Be careful out there boys!

https://tryst.link/escort/naomi-954

[Cammie MM]

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[Mercury88]

Saw the ad on listcrawler had good reviews. Paid 1.0 QV, wasn't worth it. Pics are accurate, she's fine as fuck but still not worth it.

Hotel is near 95/ Oakland. You come in pay and she puts a sleep blindfold on. Seriously! She won't look at you even when you come in. Then blindfolds herself. Sets a timer. Dead fish, everything covered even BJ. Asked for a quick HJ to get hard for the condom. Told I need a condom for a HJ too. Jerk myself hard and she checks with her hands that condom is on and fully unrolled. Then guides you in. She freezes in place says she can't put her legs back, so missionary is almost impossible. Flip her for doggy and pound away. But all I can think about is that timer. This chicks body is fine as hell, but the dead fish, and matching smell made it tough. Not wanting to waste a Franklin I focused and got the nut, got dressed and left. Blindfold was still on. Should of watched where she put my money LOL. Couple dudes outside a few doors down may have been her managers? Would never repeat. But again it is the girl in the pics.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/85106162

[DRock15]

I would love some info on Lisa too. She was great but I really miss Bianca. Anyone hear from her?

Heard that BD closed up, which explains why my texts have fallen on deaf ears. Anyone know if Lisa is still providing? She was one of my go-to's. DM if you wish to keep it private.

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