Massage Parlor Reports

[LngTimeMongr]

I went to Santa Monica massage the other day. I wanted Joanna to stroke me. I get in and Jenny / Mary says she is the only one there. Dios mio, she is plain and old as wonder bread in the 99 cent store clearance aisle. But she did look down to fuck.

LOL stop it.

[PriscillaM]

I went to Santa Monica massage the other day. I wanted Joanna to stroke me. I get in and Jenny / Mary says she is the only one there. Dios mio, she is plain and old as wonder bread in the 99 cent store clearance aisle. But she did look down to fuck.

[PriscillaM]

So I rolled into gold finger on Saturday.

I first came in at like 1 and it was only fucken Vanessa (hag mamasan), Yuki (got 120 out of me to show me her pussy), and Bella (more mercenary than a fig streetwalker ripping you off on a car date).

So I came back and got Nana.

I cannot say for sure, but she massaged me and my entire body is in pain. I was covid tested on Sunday, but I think her massage just about ruined me.

[ArteeFv]

... Mary, all chipper from the latest ass fucking by a monger claiming she is in her 30's..

Maybe she is using Mars years.

[Member #6453]

Thanks. Been there done that. It's true Gami is a service queen. Her rate went up to 350 now. I mam looking for younger like Gami and Sunny were when the ad your shared came out 7-8 yrs. Ago.

Safe apartments are OK to doesn't need to be a formal AMP with a storefornt.

That same link to Gami has the phone number of a 20 year old named JIJI ("sexy JiJi 20 years old girl of Asian somewhere' Has anyone tried JIJI? Just out of curiosity, which Asian country is Jiji from?

[IAmGib1]

Only one I know is Gami and Yaya but they arent MPs, they have reviews on *********. Megan was my go to thai girl. Yaya is Hot and Gami always is awesome. https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/g...076608/1099293.

Thanks. Been there done that. It's true Gami is a service queen. Her rate went up to 350 now. I mam looking for younger like Gami and Sunny were when the ad your shared came out 7-8 yrs. Ago.

Safe apartments are OK to doesn't need to be a formal AMP with a storefornt.

[Jbjb1983]

Where is a Thai AMP with hot girls that also provide FS? Not just a HJ but actual BJ + FS.

Seems like that is shard to find in LA or SFV nowadays.

Only one I know is Gami and Yaya but they arent MPs, they have reviews on *********. Megan was my go to thai girl. Yaya is Hot and Gami always is awesome. https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/g...076608/1099293.

[IAmGib1]

Where is a Thai AMP with hot girls that also provide FS? Not just a HJ but actual BJ + FS.

Seems like that is shard to find in LA or SFV nowadays.

[IAmGib1]

Tried to find the ad but couldn't any longer. There used to be someone advertising on Craigslist that they did an "erotic" pedicure. Emailed for more info and it was an outcall and the provider said she'd come to your home and work on you while in lingerie. Tried looking for it again with no luck. I will message if I find anything. Closest I've ever seen to what your describing.

- RnR.

I used to have a semi-GF that was a manicurist and she would clean my feet in a container and when they were nice and clean she would suck my toes before giving me a pedicure.

She would then work her way to my "staff "and service me royally with a nice BBBJ after I blew in her mouth she would give me a manicure and then fuck my brains out for rounds 2 and 3.

Here I am 15 years later still looking for her replacement. If she cut hair and cooked too, I would have married her.

[PriscillaM]

So, I called over to Santa Monica massage on 11353 and expected to talk to Mary, all chipper from the latest ass fucking by a monger claiming she is in her 30's.

It was like 8 pm. A male who sounded about as dour as the fucken chess second for Alireza f. Said "total acupressure" - which is apparently the name of the place, even though the sign says Santa Monica massage.

He said they were closed.

He seems like a whole lot of laughs, like when you get to pick up a dead baby's toys.

[LC310]

Mary is that bad looking or because she's got some mileage? Or both?

Mary is in her 60's. Not hard to figure out.

[PriscillaM]

Not a massage parlor, but has anybody seen Eva Rose?

https://tryst.link/massage/eva-26

Pictures look intriguing. No reviews anywhere to be found. May have to TOFTT. If so, will report back.

The pictures are intriguing. Her conspiracy theories about vampires chasing her, about trump still being president, and her delusions are problematic. She apparently has a place in Hollywood that has a shower with more mildew than the shower at Momo.

She is this:

https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Cgr123

Some fucker had the courage to spike her.

And this.

https://fbsmbody87.wixsite.com/kendall

She was in Westwood and guys were literally picketing her incall.

[Mobman]

During covid, I was more bored than the scheduling coordinator for le bron's book club. The only place that had reopened was Chen's. I walked in and was greeted by Mary. Boys, I took a handjob for the team. I closed my eyes, imagined I was being fucked by a private delights 5 star gal, and let one loose while the music played the Chinese version of the sound of music. The little goatherd.

Whenever a family member dies, or I am diagnosed with terminal cancer, I read the reviews on the maps site of guys fucking Mary. I had forgotten just how atrocious she was.

Well, she (obviously has dolled herself up. I barely recognized her. Thankfully I had the eyesight to know the abomination she is and opt for greener (well slightly) pastures with Joanna.

Dios mio guys, how can you fuck that?

Mary is that bad looking or because she's got some mileage? Or both?

[PriscillaM]

If you are a sudoku fan, you are no doubt a student of the higher logic of such game and can explain why it is so popular in the south side of Chicago.

In any event, follow me along here.

If Mary at Chen's provided ass, pussy and oral bare while she was under third party ownership, and.

Mary is now Jennifer at Santa Monica massage and she now employs a gal like Joanna to service mongers, then.

Would not Joanna be providing at least oral sex to a monger at jenny's new place?

QED?

[Wokanwoll]

Not a massage parlor, but has anybody seen Eva Rose?

https://tryst.link/massage/eva-26

Pictures look intriguing. No reviews anywhere to be found. May have to TOFTT. If so, will report back.