Massage Parlor Reports

[RandomPlant]

I was actually just turning through the parking lot to try and scoop a streetwalker. Driving by got a wave and a smile from asian out front of a massage place. Continued on my way but missed my connection on the street. Curiosity got the best of me so I went back and walked in. Never done the AMP before so not sure what to exactly expect.

Whatever. I paid for half hour (4), put it on a prepaid gift card and filled out the tip to an even bill. She was immediately grateful. Led me back to room, several rooms, all clean, nicely dimmed with quiet music all fully enclosed with doors, etc. Good massage for 5 minutes or so, I asked if I could touch back and she said yes, so I grabbed some ass with no pull back from her. I figured it was on so I just flipped over and took my dick out as she was already reaching for the oil.

Basic happy ending but I felt ok for my first time. I think she said name was "Anna". Went back next day and got different girl I think "Nina". Can barely understand, luckily I'm not much for conversation anyway. Nina was heavier but allowed bare nipple play. Anna was OTC ass grabbing only. On third visit Anna said I should do tip in cash not on card, so I guess that matters. Maybe a tax thing? Or just to keep it off the books, probably both.

Both were good massages in general.

[TryHard]

Anybody have experience with this gal? Finding info on her is easy as she appearsto be a LMT.

https://rubmd.com/portland-or/700b01...9-a7a6d8e27850

The person with that name (which you get from her diplomas) and pics is a certified massage therapist in Nottingham UK, and is on FB. So yeah that's a scam.

[MNpdx]

Happened to be driving by last night around closing time so I decided to drop in for the first time. It had all the makings of the right kind of place, but unfortunately it was a big time and money waste. Asked for a half hour since it was so late and young girl asked if I wanted a two girl massage. I said no at first, but she was pretty jovial so I figured for a c note I'd give it a whirl, after all I've seen a few reports that turned into something fun. Waited for a bit too long for them to finish with someone and when they came in there was a third girl. Asked if I wanted all three for another. 2, I figured at this point what the hell. The third was a bit older and curvy than the other two, but when she took off her tights and put her butt and legs in my hand, I thought I'd found the dirty girl! Not to be though. After 15-20 minutes of lame rubbing and not much teasing I flipped over. It became obvious fairly quickly that they wouldn't be doing much more than the lame rub. They said it was DIY and I said I can find that at home. Tried to be a little persuasive, but it was clearly going nowhere so at that point I just checked out and was waiting for it to get over. They said "oh, you mad?" I said no, just ready to go. On the way out I gave the extra cabbage to the third, and the first one said "all that goes to the owner, no tip for us? I said sorry, but that was lame. After reading more about the spot today, it seems that's the MO. Lesson learned.

On a secondary note, we've all seemed to notice the crazy pricing, haggling, tip first, etc. That is so prevalent now, and such a buzz kill, that I've started to heed the advice given here to say no, I don't want anything extra, just finish the massage. I had a recent experience in LA where it was so bad I did just that, but then for the next ten minutes I had to listen to her whine about being sorry and changing her tip request multiple times, eventually getting to free! I said no, just finish rubbing my head and feet. I almost feel that anymore you're better of with the older, curvy mamasan type that has been around the block a few times. No words needed, nice teasing, flip and onto the fun. You might even get your salad tossed! Tip accordingly. Rinse and repeat.

[DipperDan]

I missed the "FS" when I first read the ad.

I don't think she meant it the way we use the term based on what others who contacted have said here.

Easy to do a cursory check of her name for her socials. Last post was from Spain 20+ hrs ago and before that from where her actual business is based out of in the UK. So buyer beware.

[Tungsten99]

I'd give it a go for FS for the hour for $$. But the pricing makes no sense. 2 for the hour and you can fuck her, 1 for a HH massage only?

I missed the "FS" when I first read the ad.

I don't think she meant it the way we use the term based on what others who contacted have said here.

[DipperDan]

I'd give it a go for FS for the hour for $$. But the pricing makes no sense. 2 for the hour and you can fuck her, 1 for a HH massage only?

It is easy to check her name out from those pics. She has a pro LMA website in the UK and her IG post 20 hrs ago was from Spain. Before that in the UK where her massage practice is located. So buyer beware.

[JimPooler]

I'd give it a go for FS for the hour for $$. But the pricing makes no sense. 2 for the hour and you can fuck her, 1 for a HH massage only?

It's a gift card scam.

[Monkeyboy1977]

Well Summer is gone and there's a new girl named Lisa here. After golf, I went putting on a different "turf" Haha. House fee. 7 and 1.6 for FS. Lisa is spinner type. Typical C girl but with good face. Definitely younger than Summer. Thank the Gods AC was on, it was like 1000 degrees outside. Lisa was pretty hot too. We went from BJ to Cowgirl then doggy and mish. There was a second girl but I didn't get a chance to see her on my way out.

[BarqBiter]

Anybody have experience with this gal? Finding info on her is easy as she appearsto be a LMT.

https://rubmd.com/portland-or/700b01...9-a7a6d8e27850

This posting came up in the Non Pros thread. I'm certain it's a scam. I searched for the name on one of the certificates in the background of her photos and came up with someone in the UK.

The guy in the other thread said when they reached out the other person insisted on a "cash card."

[Zippy69]

She confirmed half-naked, happy ending, mutual touch. For $$. The $ hh is just massage.

she sent me a pic of her in her studio. The massage table is against a wall which I found strange. Also looks quite a bit older than the pics online. Decent figure but nothing to pay 2 bills to see unclothed IMO.

I'd give it a go for FS for the hour for $$. But the pricing makes no sense. 2 for the hour and you can fuck her, 1 for a HH massage only?

[WestSidePunter]

Which AMP is this?

It was in the subject of the message.

[DosedAgn]

I was curious, too, but then I saw her rates: 2 c-notes for an hour massage w / HJ is pretty steep, even if it's an excellent massage.

And I see nothing in that ad that would lead me to believe any of her clothes would come off.

Still, if anybody visits her, I'd also like to see the report just in case I am totally wrong.

Her ad states FS, I wonder if it's included in the hour price. If she's good at tantra it may be worth it. I'll report back if I take the plunge.

[OldShipCaptain]

I saw an ad for a young girl named Anna but when in went there it was an old grandma. I wanted to leave but grandma took me to her room. When I went in the room, I wanted to make my escape because it was fugging dirty with used napkins on the floor. While I was trying to leave she try to make me touch her crotch which was smelly like a dead fish. Holy crap it was like false imprisonment almost. She wanted one C bill for her troubles. Warning don't go here. Avoid Anna like the plague. Actually sanitation scared me even more. I can't stand dirty shops.

[Mizunate]

I was curious, too, but then I saw her rates: 2 c-notes for an hour massage w / HJ is pretty steep, even if it's an excellent massage.

And I see nothing in that ad that would lead me to believe any of her clothes would come off.

Still, if anybody visits her, I'd also like to see the report just in case I am totally wrong.

She confirmed half-naked, happy ending, mutual touch. For $$. The $ hh is just massage.

she sent me a pic of her in her studio. The massage table is against a wall which I found strange. Also looks quite a bit older than the pics online. Decent figure but nothing to pay 2 bills to see unclothed IMO.

[Tungsten99]

Anybody have experience with this gal? Finding info on her is easy as she appearsto be a LMT.

https://rubmd.com/portland-or/700b01...9-a7a6d8e27850

I was curious, too, but then I saw her rates: 2 c-notes for an hour massage w / HJ is pretty steep, even if it's an excellent massage.

And I see nothing in that ad that would lead me to believe any of her clothes would come off.

Still, if anybody visits her, I'd also like to see the report just in case I am totally wrong.