Massage Parlor Reports

[BloopidyBloop]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

I figure I owe you guys a report for all the intel I've gathered on here.

I went to the Amelia AMP on 125 a couple weeks ago needing some relaxation. It's close to me but I rarely go because the services have been nothing to meh at best. But I didn't want to drive all over creation for relief so I figured I'd give it a go. I was very happy to see that there's a new MT there. Younger, maybe late 20's or early 30's. Spinner type. Cute face, flat ass.

The previous staff wasn't there either of my last two visits. Not sure who else is working but Julie, the new girl, was the only one I've seen during my two recent trips. She was friendly enough the first time and friendlier the second time as I'm sure she recognized me.

Pretty standard massage though the second trip was much better than the first. I got the 60 both times. "Towel" goes ok for the first 25, then comes off. Oil offered. Good amount of teasing. No haggle on extras, straight to it without asking. Didn't inquire about anything beyond the standard hand shake.

The tease was much better the second time through. She isn't super playful nor does she have a superstar personality. But she's kind, quiet and polite.

If you've never been there's discreet parking on the back side. Though there are houses behind the AMP that can see into the parking lot and a church on the east side and an auto parts store on the west side.

[ClearGuy]

Or at least hobby days. Not only is there a quality issue on the supply side, on the demand side guys can't tell women from men! There's a fetlife link in that twitter bio for all you over-the-mooners that have actually seen this person to verify.

I'm not sure where "this" Jessica came from, but I've been seeing someone named LilithYourDesire from fetlife (never got her name but based on the description of reviews (street parking, location, etc.) is her) and she's definitely a woman with a banging natural body. I'd describe her body as pear shaped, she has B, maybe C sized natural tits but then you get to her ass and she got a big ol' booty. I made the joke to her that she had a dump truck back there and she laughed. Now that I know her name, I'm going to mentally start referring to her as dump truck Jessica for that ass.

Anyway, IDK WHO the hell that person on Twitter is and how s / he was even found / inserted into the convo.

[Touche09]

Hey all,

I re-logged into fetlife to message Jessica and she hasn't logged back in to see my message. I am in her area now and would a senior to send me her digits please??

[RufusFirefly]

I'm trying to find an AMP, but I'm new to this. What are some of the best places and how do I go about indicating that's what I'm there for?

I read the other comments and they are fine but I take it further. What you want to do is let the lady know you are not LEO.

I will get undressed and sit on the table uncovered. When the lady comes in I will extend my arms to give her a hug. After I lay down I will touch her as far as she will let me.

These moves will give you the best chances to get as far as she will let you.

If this is a lady you might come back and see because you like her be careful on how pushy you are and tip her more than normal. Asians remember people and 20 or 40 dollars more will payoff in the end.

If you make an appointment keep it or call and cancel.

[Golden3]

So to confirm since aamp says non erotic. This is the Loveland location?

What are you talking about? Which place?

[MrMonger69]

About how old would you say she is?

I'm super horrible at guessing AMP girls ages. I'd say mid 40's max. But looks younger.

Again I don't stand by this guess. I'm really bad.

[TheLetterC]

I'm trying to find an AMP, but I'm new to this. What are some of the best places and how do I go about indicating that's what I'm there for?

Do your research!

There are pages and pages of info here. I would spend a great deal of times looking over them and go back far. Don't just read the first few pages and move on.

Also, when you find a place get fully naked and lay down. If they have no problem with the nudity then you are probably in good company.

Lastly, rub their leg when they are in range. That is typically a good indicator.

[TryingTimes]

About how old would you say she is?

I got to see JuJu.

She is thin. With a bad tooth. But not like crazy bad. Just odd colored and chipped.

Perky A's. Good set if I'm honest.

Her massage was good. I asked for light and that's what I got.

Really good at the tease. Had me face down on my knees for a while. (I'm glad I can't see myself when I'm in that position LOL).

On the flip, hand signals for boom boom. I said yup and gave normal donation.

Here's the only bad part.

I'm a ball shaver. I was also freshly shorn.

She took a towel and loaded it with alcohol for cleaning up the little man..

[MikeHuntXxx]

So to confirm since aamp says non erotic. This is the Loveland location?

[Golden3]

I'm trying to find an AMP, but I'm new to this. What are some of the best places and how do I go about indicating that's what I'm there for?

1. Read some of the reviews in this thread.

2. Take off your clothes and lie face down on the table. In almost all cases, the lady will start with a massage. At some point, she will say, "Turn over". (That is called "the flip".) Then, either she will start giving you extra attention, or she will ask what you want. When she asks, it will probably be with hand signals. For example, cupping her fingers and moving her hand up and down means a hand job.

[Hillbilly Bob]

I'm trying to find an AMP, but I'm new to this. What are some of the best places and how do I go about indicating that's what I'm there for?

Sakura They know what you want it just a matter on what you want to spend. When they are giving you the massage just feel no panties then put your hand under the dress they will give you what your are looking for but no BB.

[RemFlout]

I'm trying to find an AMP, but I'm new to this. What are some of the best places and how do I go about indicating that's what I'm there for?

[MrMonger69]

I got to see JuJu.

She is thin. With a bad tooth. But not like crazy bad. Just odd colored and chipped.

Perky A's. Good set if I'm honest.

Her massage was good. I asked for light and that's what I got.

Really good at the tease. Had me face down on my knees for a while. (I'm glad I can't see myself when I'm in that position LOL).

On the flip, hand signals for boom boom. I said yup and gave normal donation.

Here's the only bad part.

I'm a ball shaver. I was also freshly shorn.

She took a towel and loaded it with alcohol for cleaning up the little man.

I didn't think until it was to late! The boy and bits were ablaze! I about came off the table!

She was very apologetic, I was laughing in pain at that point.

After I recovered she mounted for 69 then went to cowgirl. Finished in mish with her faking an O. I'm ok with that. LOL.

It was a good time. Extremely average and predictable, which is what keeps me going back. Side note: this was my first time there sense precovid where I didn't see anyone wearing a mask. That was nice.

Go have fun. Be safe.

[Golden3]

Heading north this week on 71 and was wondering if there is anything decent along that route to check out thanks for the help.

What part of I-71 are you thinking about? New Concept Spa, on Lighthouse Way in Loveland, is close to exit 19. You can check the reviews, including mine, and I would say more + than -.

[SackTap]

New to the area and I have a little time this afternoon. What's the best move between Woodridge, Healthy in Loveland, and Milford?

Will report later.