Massage Parlor Reports

[Massages0]

This is my first post ever here I have been following the forum for a while but hadn't created an account until now. Li massage I have been going there since February. On my first visit I didn't know what to expect. I got there I was greeted by one of the girls (I still didn't know their names) she had a birthmark right above her nose she said that I had to wait like 15 minutes. I said ok. 5 minutes goes by and she comes to give me water. She looks over the window and starts giving me a neck massage. And she just keeps looking at the window, maybe waiting for someone. I'm starting to get nervous, is LE outside and the massage is starting to hurt. After 13 minutes of that a dude walks out with a girl and pays the house fees. She come to me and takes me to the room. She tells me to get ready and I wait. The manager of the place tells me that a new girl is coming instead of the one that brought me to the room. I think she says her name was Apple. She comes in and gets to work. I asked for a medium massage and it was ok. Apple was super nice, super flirty, if I knew what I know now I would have had more fun LOL. Over all I would say it was probably the 3rd worst experience I had there so far. The damage was 120. Nothing out of hand LOL.

[BillDavis007]

Small C? Surely you jest!

He's either joking or needs glasses.

[BillDavis007]

Afternoon gents, I'll be in the Roswell area on Monday and trying to narrow down which place to go. I've read decent reviews on Enjoy, Kaina, and Ease. Which one is the best go to? I prefer thicker women with some meat on her bones not the spinner type. Any advise would be appreciated, I'll provide a review after my dream.

2 posts and already asking for recommendations? Poor form. And what dream? Do you really think the word "dream" acts as a prophylactic or talisman to prevent an arrest? WTF are you thinking? And why needlessly expose yourself to scorn and ridicule by implementing such silliness?

[UpIntheSky]

Cracked the armor recently. Albeit just ever so slightly. Will give it another go and see what happens. I love a challenge, especially followed by a conquest. Not sure how much longer I'll enjoy this hobby. Doc says I have a "small amount" of cancer in my prostate.

You should do oil change more frequently, it helps. Seriously!

[Niteluvr]

Afternoon gents, I'll be in the Roswell area on Monday and trying to narrow down which place to go. I've read decent reviews on Enjoy, Kaina, and Ease. Which one is the best go to? I prefer thicker women with some meat on her bones not the spinner type. Any advise would be appreciated, I'll provide a review after my dream.

Of those three, Ease would be your best bet for thicker types. Good luck and post a detailed report.

[Niteluvr]

Typical camp with HE. Worth a try if you are in the area but not worth a drive from the North side.

Older ladies with pleasant attitude. You will most definitely NOT get any a masseuse who looks like the ladies in their ad.

OTC no problem. UTC possibly.

Hr 60/50 with no complaint about the tip.

YMMV.

You're right, it wouldn't be worth the drive for me.

[Tcmb1]

Ditto what SCBear says. Hanna has a nice build and face. She is visiting from NY for another week or two.

I was in town visiting and thought I'd check out J&H after seeing a positive review.

I walked in around 11:20 and had to wait a bit, but not too long, maybe 20 minutes. Gave the MS $80 for the hour. In walks Hanna. She's a beautiful woman, I'm guessing late 20's / early 30's. She's thick, but barely any fat on her stomach. I take the TS when offered and it was nice. Lots of teasing and a thorough shower as well. She gives me an average massage, not great. On the flip she asks what I want. Prices are $ for he and $. 5 for BJ. I went for the 2nd option (I'm assuming $$ for FS, but I didn't ask). This was a little more than I'm used to paying in my area, but I went for it. She did not disappoint! Lots of play before getting into the main event. Not mechanical at all. I would highly recommend!

[Sinday Mass]

I was in town visiting and thought I'd check out J&H after seeing a positive review.

I walked in around 11:20 and had to wait a bit, but not too long, maybe 20 minutes. Gave the MS $80 for the hour. In walks Hanna. She's a beautiful woman, I'm guessing late 20's / early 30's. She's thick, but barely any fat on her stomach. I take the TS when offered and it was nice. Lots of teasing and a thorough shower as well. She gives me an average massage, not great. On the flip she asks what I want. Prices are $ for he and $. 5 for BJ. I went for the 2nd option (I'm assuming $$ for FS, but I didn't ask). This was a little more than I'm used to paying in my area, but I went for it. She did not disappoint! Lots of play before getting into the main event. Not mechanical at all. I would highly recommend!

Glad to help.

[AtlTech]

Afternoon gents, I'll be in the Roswell area on Monday and trying to narrow down which place to go. I've read decent reviews on Enjoy, Kaina, and Ease. Which one is the best go to? I prefer thicker women with some meat on her bones not the spinner type. Any advise would be appreciated, I'll provide a review after my dream.

[Champ1201]

Stopped in today, wasn't the first in the door but got assigned to NaNa when I got there. If the name wasn't off-putting enough, NaNa is a NoNo. Was greeted by her, the place is warmer and more stale than it should be, entered a room and did the usual, no towel.

In comes NaNa and at first seemed very friendly, she's a bit paunchy but giggled a few times as we made small talk. Like I said, initially friendly which she was throughout but very mechanical and not very experienced although her English is better than many others. Massage was 4/10, no technique and seemed inexperienced, BUT she did a fabulous job of loosening up my traps and shoulders. The oil they use there is about the cheapest I've ever experienced, smelled like Chinese takeout. On the flip she covered me with the towel that was on the table when I walked in and pushed aside. She worked my legs, no feet and was massaging (rubbing) lighter than on my back and got close to the boys but kept jr covered the whole time.

All in all, not really different than any other time I've been there, I usually get connected with the owner or manager, don't recall her name. Not sure I'd go back. I'd have to bring my own oil and be very specific about what to do and what to hit, which is where I defer to them typically as they are supposed to be the "experts. " All in all a 3/10.

[GreaterGator]

Anyone know if Linda is still working at Royal? Haven't been in a while. Inquiring minds want to know. PM if necessary.

[Spindoctor414]

I was in town visiting and thought I'd check out J&H after seeing a positive review.

I walked in around 11:20 and had to wait a bit, but not too long, maybe 20 minutes. Gave the MS $80 for the hour. In walks Hanna. She's a beautiful woman, I'm guessing late 20's / early 30's. She's thick, but barely any fat on her stomach. I take the TS when offered and it was nice. Lots of teasing and a thorough shower as well. She gives me an average massage, not great. On the flip she asks what I want. Prices are $ for he and $. 5 for BJ. I went for the 2nd option (I'm assuming $$ for FS, but I didn't ask). This was a little more than I'm used to paying in my area, but I went for it. She did not disappoint! Lots of play before getting into the main event. Not mechanical at all. I would highly recommend!

[FatMan247]

It's been a long while but I wanted to give this little warning to the FS enthusiasts out there.

Durex Air (covers) break easy as hell and I'd stay away from them if you have a significant other and are trying to stay safe.

For me they have broken on 4 different occasions, all different boxes and with 4 different providers.

Happy hunting.

[Killakill]

Never heard of 66. Tell us more?

They used to have a slim chick in her 30's who would take her top off but she's gone I guess. My last visit was about a month ago it was an older lady with a good massage and finish. I'd tip the girl who took her top off 60 and the older lady 50. It's ok if you're on the Southside. Never left unhappy.

[SportyDuke]

If they close at 10 and you got their 945, they did right by you for sure, most places want you there at least an hour before they close, but hey a plus for them.

Definitely, I was thankful. The girl was very nice and didn't rush the massage at all. Even at the end, the rush was more her technique not attitude. I was overall very appreciative they allowed me to come late.