Massage Parlor Reports

[Ksl93]

Not sure if this is the right place, but I wanted to compare the AMPs that I've been with a PV agency. To be honest, with what some AMPs ask for tip. I found it totally worth it. Met Maria from BG and she was amazing with also great personality. Not sure if I'll go back to the AMP with the other agencies available. Just throwing it out there. Maybe I'm missing something, but the AMPs I have been to haven't been great.

[SheltsDee]

This one has little in terms of demonstrable skills or experience. When a provider uses elbows only for the majority of the session than anything else it's a clear sign they haven't got a clue. I suspect if you're like me you'll know pretty early on that you're being bulshited. The only enthusiasm shown is for Tips and finishing early.

Shorts on time; not a good experience. That feeling of why the f did I bother.

Extras available but wouldn't go there, not worth the time or effort.

Good location and venue. In short, if you want to avoid ridiculous upselling and that familiar feeling of leaving a place very dissatisfied with someone that doesn't even bother to be polite or provide a basic service, suggest not to go.

Hit a new low in terms of service which I didn't think was possible in this area which is already pretty low.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../18124943.html

[Tom McAn]

Seems there are a lot of reports about violence in Fairfax County. Is it generally a safe area or more apt to be trouble, especially when visiting Tyson Corners? I value your comments.

Any shooting in a crowded shopping mall will draw plenty of media attention regardless of whether or not anyone was wounded. Thank God no one was shot in yesterday's incident, although three people suffered injuries during the evacuation. Besides yesterday's shooting, there have been several other incidents recently. Still, I don't feel unsafe when I go out after dark in my neighborhood. I moved to this area in the mid-1980's and I've lived here since. My car was vandalized once many years ago when I lived a couple of miles from Fairfax City, but that's about it. The two times I got mugged were in downtown DC while I was looking for streetwalkers, and that was about 30 years ago. I long ago stopped picking up streetwalkers.

Having said that, one has to check their surroundings and take necessary precautions. Gang activity is present in some areas of the county.

I've visited local providers in a couple of questionable neighborhoods in recent years, one near Alexandria and another in Annandale. I visited both of them in the early evening before it got dark. Nothing happened, but I'm not sure I'd want to visit those neighborhoods late at night. Be sensible, check your surroundings, trust your gut and you should be OK.

[PilotAviator]

Secto-Generian. Hmmmm.

Seventy is septuaginta.

Sixty SEXoginta.

Regardless, with almost 1400 posts, Mike's word is worth a listen regardless of his age!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Fairfax county is pretty safe. Mostly middle class, working class community. Lot of government people who commute to dc and quantico live in the area. Hard working, family oriented community. With that being said, any community can have pockets of violence, peaks, ebbs and flows. As a general rule, go looking for trouble and you will find it, fairfax is no different. Don't let that keep you from living your life. But, let your understanding of the world inform your decision making. Keep your head on a swivel, know the areas in which you're heading, and if something seems too good, or too bad to be true, pass and live to fight another day. I hope this helps. I have mongered in some of the worst places on earth and I'm here, approaching secto-Generian status and I've lived to tell.

[TheDrowned]

Decided to check out Jins old place to see what the fuss was about, and it does indeed look like she sold the spa to a Korean provider which adds another AMP to deck of cards already on gallows road.

Met at the door by Connie, who I assume is the owner. She's in that twilight between MMS and provider in terms of age. Not young but not old either. As for her looks, she was on the thin side but with a little flab. She's got what I like to call smokers teeth. Attractive as long as she keeps her mouth shut, curly hair, skimpy red dress that lets you see the underwear whenever she bends down or lifts her arms up to high.

There is a table shower now, not sure there was one with Jin (I never used it if there was) but I decided to let Connie wash me off before the quick massage.

After she washed me off she lead me back into the room and asked if I wanted a back walk? I obliged and it was pretty good. There was 90's heavy rock playing as she walked on my back, a departure from the usual massage music, but a welcome one. She massaged me for about 15 minutes more then it was time for the flip.

She asked me if I wanted everything. I concurred and she told me it would be 140. I told her that was too expensive but convinced her to lower the asking price and then she left to get a cover so FS could commence.

She asked for the money first which is fair as this was my first time. Normally I also grab my glasses at the same time anyway, but for obvious reasons I decided I better leave the glasses off, assured myself she was much prettier that way. She has tiny breasts with small pointy nipples. A small tattoo a over her clavicle and I pounded her in multiple positions before finding in k9. Overall it was an ok time.

She told me she's got plans to get 4 girls over the next couple weeks.

Sophie, Sky, and Coco. Yep she gave me their names so I'm inclined to believe she's telling the truth.

Seems promising and I will return next week to see if Connie can deliver on the promise.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Barlon]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../18132334.html

Short details.

Location: Springfield.

Rate for my session: 80 entree fee and 200 for FS.

Services: HJ-Daty-CG-Doggy-Mish.

Massage quality: Forgettable.

Face: 5. 8/10.

Body: 5. 5/10.

Attitude: business like.

Would I repeat? Not really.

Long details:

From time to time I like to pass by Blue to receive a nice TS and massage with some fun. However this time it didn't really filled my satisfaction. I call in to set a appointment and lady behind the phone said she was ready whenever. She opens the door and I get greeted by your typical skinny mature Asian lady, decent face, saggy tits with a little tiny bit of ass. She asked what I wanted and I told her FS with TS. It ran me about 200 total. TS was average with a tiny bit of teasing on the little guy. Dried me up and was on the way to the massage table. The massage was very forgettable, if anything it was just little soft touches on my back and neck, no real deep tissue massage. She did however started kissing my back from bottom to top so that was a positive. She tells me to flip and she's completely nude with like I said, some saggy tits and a little bit of ass. She gives me an alright HJ, followed by a short CBJ. She saddles up and rides me in CG. Maybe she was having a rough day or was tired but the chemistry wasn't there. She would just stare at me with some little moans. I told her to lay on her back for some Daty, a bit responsive but wanted to go forward with the next set of postions. A little bit of mish for a bit and then some doggy. Did doggy for at least 10 minutes but couldn't pop in the bag. She gives me a HJ while I'm playing with her ass and I pop. Cleans me up and we say our goodbyes. Not the worst massage experience I had, it was just average. I will come back to Blue and see if there's more talent there but Aqua didn't really do it for me. As always my experience might be different from yours. Treat the ladies right and stay safe fellas.

[Serpico99]

Seems there are a lot of reports about violence in Fairfax County. Is it generally a safe area or more apt to be trouble, especially when visiting Tyson Corners? I value your comments.

Yes, it's very safe compared to a lot of other areas. It's very affluent here. Quality of life "crime" and property crime is up in the area as most local prosecutors are refusing to prosecute such things (or give a slap on the hand) due to the perception that prosecuting such things is biased against minorities.

[Adam2238]

50 for hh with Angela at smooth water in fairfax. Cute young girl small tits maybe Bs. She was super sweeet but new to the game got her tits out for 6 and a HE.

[StVille]

Seems there are a lot of reports about violence in Fairfax County. Is it generally a safe area or more apt to be trouble, especially when visiting Tyson Corners? I value your comments.

I was going to say that Tysons is as safe as you can expect from a place that's mostly million dollar condos and a mall, but the mall had shots fired today and that'll sound really stupid now. I've been around here my whole life, and the only time I've ever felt unsafe around Tysons was when most of it was woods. There's a Koenigsegg dealer in Tysons for fucks sake. A lot of Fairfax is totally the suburban America stereotype. There are places that can be dangerous, but it's not a festering hellscape.

[StVille]

Pinetree was good for FS in the past; I've never had any luck with Garden.

I will try Angel next week. Believe or not, in all these years I never knew there was 3rd AMP in that area.

Are you sure Connie is still there. If so, may be worth a follow-up.

I was going to say that Garden was reliably FS for me, but I realized I haven't been there in a year. My ATF was there til she retired when COVID started. For a while, there was a girl there with perfect English and great skills, but would be on the phone screaming at her boyfriend whenever she wasn't working.

[Miketastic69]

Seems there are a lot of reports about violence in Fairfax County. Is it generally a safe area or more apt to be trouble, especially when visiting Tyson Corners? I value your comments.

Fairfax county is pretty safe. Mostly middle class, working class community. Lot of government people who commute to dc and quantico live in the area. Hard working, family oriented community. With that being said, any community can have pockets of violence, peaks, ebbs and flows. As a general rule, go looking for trouble and you will find it, fairfax is no different. Don't let that keep you from living your life. But, let your understanding of the world inform your decision making. Keep your head on a swivel, know the areas in which you're heading, and if something seems too good, or too bad to be true, pass and live to fight another day. I hope this helps. I have mongered in some of the worst places on earth and I'm here, approaching secto-Generian status and I've lived to tell.

[ThrobbinWood]

Seems there are a lot of reports about violence in Fairfax County. Is it generally a safe area or more apt to be trouble, especially when visiting Tyson Corners? I value your comments.

[Tom McAn]

Hello fellow mongers. Have any of you had a dream with this provider yet? I checked out the website and it seems super sketchy. Requires a $100 cashapp deposit just to fill out the appointment request. I'm assuming it's not legit. I appreciate any insight.

http://escapewithdaisy.com/

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...492758946.html

As a general rule, placing deposits with providers is a bad idea since you may well be kissing your hard-earned money goodbye without getting the services you seek.

As for this particular provider, she's been discussed extensively in the Baltimore forum and is one to avoid. She's all about the Benjamins without wanting to put out, plus she has some other issues as well. Stay away.

[DoctorDoctor]

Did not get name of provider. IIRC 40-50 Korean, not a spinner but not plump, around 5'3, friendly attractive & accommodating. Did the usual mention of a young girl soon (should be there now). Advertising as Aqua Spa.

Visit was good, thorough tableshower with some teasing, Hard for me to assess massage quality during HH visits but was general light to medium pressure with some backwalking that didn't quite hit my spots. Post flip intimated full menu but did the whole pay first then I'll tell you what that gets. Actual fun was too brief so probably would not return but curious about who the other provider is.

Think I've met her. Always a hook!

Some of these places troll guys like school'and & bust'and albacore tuna.

Not saying that's true here, don't know, just a general observation with some AMPs.

[Tgak9948]

I am familiar and have experience with the provider in this ad.

Great, was worried it wasn't legit. How was the dream? I love mature and on the thick side, so pictures seem fitting.