Massage Parlor Reports

[Fun1313]

I'm sure I've seen reports of other visits here, but I couldn't find them when I was using the search option. ?

I stopped by on Saturday night. All things point to a legit massage. A little too clean, gentleman working the front desk, walls didn't reach the ceiling, actually sheets on the bed LOL. I went ahead and request a 60 min massage. A lady in her 40's led me back to the room. The table was heated and she began with my back and quickly jumped up to straddle me while rubbing my upper back. She then started using her knees to massage my legs and bag. I love it when they do that.

I hadn't been on the table for more than 5 minutes when I heard another guy enter the shop and say something along the line of 'is she with another customer'. I didn't catch much after that, but my masseuse and the gentleman out front very quiet like switched places and he began rubbing me. WTF.

I don't plan on returning, but I'm curious if anyone has ever gotten lucky here? I think I would have enjoyed even a legit massage by the woman LOL. It was off to a good start.

[OneOne9]

Did you try them out?

I called them and they raised their rates already so I didn't go. Most Vancouver MPs are still 40/30 I see no reason to pay 50/30.

[AverageJoseph]

Went by the spot in miwaukie on se Harrison. Saw Bella attractive 30 something came out in a cocktail dress very nice friendly super sexy. Took me back said you wait 10 min. Checked it was quarter till 4 came back in ten min got an hour. Went straight to the good part. I sit on the edge of the bed when she comes in she'll stand in front of me, I pull her close. She immediately straddles my lap rubbing right against the fun zone. Asks what you want? Boom boom? I said yes proceeded to take off everything very nice breasts young and firm. Unfortunately she had a hideous tattoo on her fupa that was really ugly. Probably hiding a scar. Proceeded with 5 min CBJ 15 cfs and 15 DATY. Says time up I say I don't think so. Shows me an app on her phone saying I got there at 3:20 no I said 3:45 then waited 10 min. She pointed at an app on her phone for tracking. I was done anyway so I didn't want to argue, so I left. This new fast food approach just ain't doing it for me. In and out. Suck suck boom boom, next customer. Remarkable looking not remarkable service. Had high hopes but alas I won't be back. Someone might like that but I prefer a more experienced practitioner.

[DosedAgn]

Just noticed this is a new MP and has 10 reviews within a month on RM. Anyone have any info? 4th Plain and hwy 500 behind Walgreens.

Vancouver, Washington 98662.

Did you try them out?

[LoveSloppyLast]

On this ponderous day, Mr. Factor was on a secret Top Gun training mission at the Aurora Airport, code name "Borealis". After doing an unauthorized fly by of the control tower, he miscalculated a wide turn and strayed over the vortex known as the Tualatin Triangle. He tried to recover, but it was too late. Emergency lights were flashing, his compass was spinning out of control, the gauges were going crazy. Soon he was helpless in a flat spin and had no choice other than to eject. His fighter jet plunged into the Tualatin River while he safely parachuted on top of the McDonalds. He cut himself free, and scrambled off the roof, but he was disoriented and thought he was in enemy territory. He quickly went to the closest care facility where he was greeted by two foreign looking aliens disguised as nurses. One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of. Mr Factor felt confused but followed her instructions to remove all of his clothing so she could do a thorough inspection. He thought perhaps her mouth had some sort of healing properties and allowed her to perform a procedure he had never received in a clinic before. This had a tremendous beneficial effect, as blood was soon flowing to areas that gave him a strange sensation, and an odd type of salute. After that, she instructed him to check her temperature by probing her..

It was nice taking a aviation detour describing a good mongering. I thought it was well written. Yes, it was verbose; it was a nice break from the usual code one reads! YMMV.

[Member #6858]

Anyone know if they switched out the talent at Angels on hall? Cici is hot but she can't take a big one to save her life, actually left early the last time.

Feel free to PM me.

[DirtyOldMan40]

Typically stay on the westside of town, but I do travel the area for work. Been in the hobby for quite some time and enjoy sharing experiences and no-gos, however, I'm losing a bit of interest in the same ole same ole. Some of my best experiences have been with girls that are <20 and / or fresh off the boat. Not so much worried about the outcome of the experience, but I enjoy the game and test of seeing what options may be available. However, I haven't seen much of this in my area in quite some time. Lots of older women that clearly are tired of doing the work it seems like, and while they may have the experience, it's hard to keep the little guy truly happy when they are 50+ years old.

So I figured I'd reach out and see if anyone had any tips for places to go with <20 yrs and / or fresh off the boat girls that haven't been doing this for 15 years. Feel free to post here or PM at your comfort levels if you're willing to share. I usually stay in Hillsboro / Beaverton / Tigard, but realize that what I'm looking for may not be in my side of town anymore, so willing to travel into the city, north, and south for a good tip.

Stay safe mongering!

[WarpFactor69]

Can we get a plain English version?

If you do a search in this section using the word triangle, you will find my other posts about this spot.

[DangerMan29]

Pulled into the place by vanmall, and noticed a homeless / beggar stop walking and eye me as I got out of my car and walked into the shop. Had a bad feeling. The woman who greeted me made it really easy to walk right back out, where I see the homeless person is still there, and a woman is walking towards my car. She mouths something to the guy, and b lines it away from me. I wouldn't recommend this place on the weekends, the complex is completely dead, nobody is going to notice if your window is smashed in.

[Dexxzy]

One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of...

Seen the younger one and wasn't really that impressed.

Definitely not the place to go if you want some semblence of a massage.

[Benson008]

Can we get a plain English version?

This is a story well told and is complete in description with the exception of how much aviation fuel costs these days.

[Zippy69]

On this ponderous day, Mr. Factor was on a secret Top Gun training mission at the Aurora Airport, code name "Borealis". After doing an unauthorized fly by of the control tower, he miscalculated a wide turn and strayed over the vortex known as the Tualatin Triangle. He tried to recover, but it was too late. Emergency lights were flashing, his compass was spinning out of control, the gauges were going crazy. Soon he was helpless in a flat spin and had no choice other than to eject. His fighter jet plunged into the Tualatin River while he safely parachuted on top of the McDonalds. He cut himself free, and scrambled off the roof, but he was disoriented and thought he was in enemy territory. He quickly went to the closest care facility where he was greeted by two foreign looking aliens disguised as nurses. One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of. Mr Factor felt confused but followed her instructions to remove all of his clothing so she could do a thorough inspection. He thought perhaps her mouth had some sort of healing properties and allowed her to perform a procedure he had never received in a clinic before. This had a tremendous beneficial effect, as blood was soon flowing to areas that gave him a strange sensation, and an odd type of salute. After that, she instructed him to check her temperature by probing her. It was amazing how much better Mr Factor was feeling at this point. He continued to probe her until his body began to shake until he collapsed from exhaustion. The rest was a blur, but when he awoke he was safely back at base being scolded by an aircraft controller with coffee stains on his shirt. On to the next adventure.

Can we get a plain English version?

[Trumpeter]

My favorite has left the state and I'm looking for a new one. Here's my prioritized list of what I'm looking for. I know this is different than what most of you want.

1. Excellent Massage.

2. Caring Personality.

3. Playful.

4. Enjoys kissing / snuggling.

5. Skillful standard ending.

6. Is attractive.

7. Gives full amount of time.

8. Enjoys receiving a massage (sensual or not).

Anyone know someone that fits this bill? Age isn't an issue because they're mostly all younger than me. West side is preferable.

[FastEddie70]

You should have tried to glid a bit farther towards the durham shade theres a new alien that's a smokeshow.

I understand a little bit of obfuscation, but at least make it possible for someone who doesn't frequent these places to know where you're talking about?

[MilkyTears213]

On this ponderous day, Mr. Factor was on a secret Top Gun training mission at the Aurora Airport, code name "Borealis". After doing an unauthorized fly by of the control tower, he miscalculated a wide turn and strayed over the vortex known as the Tualatin Triangle. He tried to recover, but it was too late. Emergency lights were flashing, his compass was spinning out of control, the gauges were going crazy. Soon he was helpless in a flat spin and had no choice other than to eject. His fighter jet plunged into the Tualatin River while he safely parachuted on top of the McDonalds. He cut himself free, and scrambled off the roof, but he was disoriented and thought he was in enemy territory. He quickly went to the closest care facility where he was greeted by two foreign looking aliens disguised as nurses. One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of. Mr Factor felt confused but followed her instructions to remove all of his clothing so she could do a thorough inspection. He thought perhaps her mouth had some sort of healing properties and allowed her to perform a procedure he had never received in a clinic before. This had a tremendous beneficial effect, as blood was soon flowing to areas that gave him a strange sensation, and an odd type of salute. After that, she instructed him to check her temperature by probing her. It was amazing how much better Mr Factor was feeling at this point. He continued to probe her until his body began to shake until he collapsed from exhaustion. The rest was a blur, but when he awoke he was safely back at base being scolded by an aircraft controller with coffee stains on his shirt. On to the next adventure.

You should have tried to glid a bit farther towards the durham shade theres a new alien that's a smokeshow.