Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6858** · 06-19-22 22:34

Anyone know if they switched out the talent at Angels on hall? Cici is hot but she can't take a big one to save her life, actually left early the last time.

Feel free to PM me.

**DirtyOldMan40** · 06-18-22 22:56

Typically stay on the westside of town, but I do travel the area for work. Been in the hobby for quite some time and enjoy sharing experiences and no-gos, however, I'm losing a bit of interest in the same ole same ole. Some of my best experiences have been with girls that are <20 and / or fresh off the boat. Not so much worried about the outcome of the experience, but I enjoy the game and test of seeing what options may be available. However, I haven't seen much of this in my area in quite some time. Lots of older women that clearly are tired of doing the work it seems like, and while they may have the experience, it's hard to keep the little guy truly happy when they are 50+ years old.

So I figured I'd reach out and see if anyone had any tips for places to go with <20 yrs and / or fresh off the boat girls that haven't been doing this for 15 years. Feel free to post here or PM at your comfort levels if you're willing to share. I usually stay in Hillsboro / Beaverton / Tigard, but realize that what I'm looking for may not be in my side of town anymore, so willing to travel into the city, north, and south for a good tip.

Stay safe mongering!

**WarpFactor69** · 06-18-22 22:18

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

Can we get a plain English version?

If you do a search in this section using the word triangle, you will find my other posts about this spot.

**DangerMan29** · 06-18-22 15:46

Pulled into the place by vanmall, and noticed a homeless / beggar stop walking and eye me as I got out of my car and walked into the shop. Had a bad feeling. The woman who greeted me made it really easy to walk right back out, where I see the homeless person is still there, and a woman is walking towards my car. She mouths something to the guy, and b lines it away from me. I wouldn't recommend this place on the weekends, the complex is completely dead, nobody is going to notice if your window is smashed in.

**Dexxzy** · 06-18-22 10:55

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of...

Seen the younger one and wasn't really that impressed.

Definitely not the place to go if you want some semblence of a massage.

**Benson008** · 06-18-22 09:02

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

Can we get a plain English version?

This is a story well told and is complete in description with the exception of how much aviation fuel costs these days.

**Zippy69** · 06-18-22 08:17

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

On this ponderous day, Mr. Factor was on a secret Top Gun training mission at the Aurora Airport, code name "Borealis". After doing an unauthorized fly by of the control tower, he miscalculated a wide turn and strayed over the vortex known as the Tualatin Triangle. He tried to recover, but it was too late. Emergency lights were flashing, his compass was spinning out of control, the gauges were going crazy. Soon he was helpless in a flat spin and had no choice other than to eject. His fighter jet plunged into the Tualatin River while he safely parachuted on top of the McDonalds. He cut himself free, and scrambled off the roof, but he was disoriented and thought he was in enemy territory. He quickly went to the closest care facility where he was greeted by two foreign looking aliens disguised as nurses. One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of. Mr Factor felt confused but followed her instructions to remove all of his clothing so she could do a thorough inspection. He thought perhaps her mouth had some sort of healing properties and allowed her to perform a procedure he had never received in a clinic before. This had a tremendous beneficial effect, as blood was soon flowing to areas that gave him a strange sensation, and an odd type of salute. After that, she instructed him to check her temperature by probing her. It was amazing how much better Mr Factor was feeling at this point. He continued to probe her until his body began to shake until he collapsed from exhaustion. The rest was a blur, but when he awoke he was safely back at base being scolded by an aircraft controller with coffee stains on his shirt. On to the next adventure.

Can we get a plain English version?

**Trumpeter** · 06-17-22 20:23

My favorite has left the state and I'm looking for a new one. Here's my prioritized list of what I'm looking for. I know this is different than what most of you want.

1. Excellent Massage.

2. Caring Personality.

3. Playful.

4. Enjoys kissing / snuggling.

5. Skillful standard ending.

6. Is attractive.

7. Gives full amount of time.

8. Enjoys receiving a massage (sensual or not).

Anyone know someone that fits this bill? Age isn't an issue because they're mostly all younger than me. West side is preferable.

**FastEddie70** · 06-17-22 18:52

Originally Posted by MilkyTears213 [View Original Post]

You should have tried to glid a bit farther towards the durham shade theres a new alien that's a smokeshow.

I understand a little bit of obfuscation, but at least make it possible for someone who doesn't frequent these places to know where you're talking about?

**MilkyTears213** · 06-17-22 12:29

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

On this ponderous day, Mr. Factor was on a secret Top Gun training mission at the Aurora Airport, code name "Borealis". After doing an unauthorized fly by of the control tower, he miscalculated a wide turn and strayed over the vortex known as the Tualatin Triangle. He tried to recover, but it was too late. Emergency lights were flashing, his compass was spinning out of control, the gauges were going crazy. Soon he was helpless in a flat spin and had no choice other than to eject. His fighter jet plunged into the Tualatin River while he safely parachuted on top of the McDonalds. He cut himself free, and scrambled off the roof, but he was disoriented and thought he was in enemy territory. He quickly went to the closest care facility where he was greeted by two foreign looking aliens disguised as nurses. One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of. Mr Factor felt confused but followed her instructions to remove all of his clothing so she could do a thorough inspection. He thought perhaps her mouth had some sort of healing properties and allowed her to perform a procedure he had never received in a clinic before. This had a tremendous beneficial effect, as blood was soon flowing to areas that gave him a strange sensation, and an odd type of salute. After that, she instructed him to check her temperature by probing her. It was amazing how much better Mr Factor was feeling at this point. He continued to probe her until his body began to shake until he collapsed from exhaustion. The rest was a blur, but when he awoke he was safely back at base being scolded by an aircraft controller with coffee stains on his shirt. On to the next adventure.

You should have tried to glid a bit farther towards the durham shade theres a new alien that's a smokeshow.

**MsgConnoisseur** · 06-17-22 12:27

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

Strictly legit. Unless they change the manager, nothing is offered save for maybe a handy. The manager asked me why business is so slow over text and I told her. She said only massage here no funny business. To which I replied, that's really up to the masseuse isn't it. She said she would not let any one like that work there. I said I bet the owner would disagree when he sees the poor numbers and that she might want to Polish up her resume.

Save your money. There is a spot down the street to the south where you can get some TLC that you may like.

I went here last weekend. Didn't get her name but woman in her 30's wearing a skirt and tight shirt was super flirty and handsy the whole time, offered standard HE but told me to keep it a secret because her manager will get mad. Maybe most people here are looking for more, but all I like is an HE so I will be back! She didn't ever even mention a tip, just took what I gave her (.4) as I walked out.

**WarpFactor69** · 06-17-22 12:25

On this ponderous day, Mr. Factor was on a secret Top Gun training mission at the Aurora Airport, code name "Borealis". After doing an unauthorized fly by of the control tower, he miscalculated a wide turn and strayed over the vortex known as the Tualatin Triangle. He tried to recover, but it was too late. Emergency lights were flashing, his compass was spinning out of control, the gauges were going crazy. Soon he was helpless in a flat spin and had no choice other than to eject. His fighter jet plunged into the Tualatin River while he safely parachuted on top of the McDonalds. He cut himself free, and scrambled off the roof, but he was disoriented and thought he was in enemy territory. He quickly went to the closest care facility where he was greeted by two foreign looking aliens disguised as nurses. One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of. Mr Factor felt confused but followed her instructions to remove all of his clothing so she could do a thorough inspection. He thought perhaps her mouth had some sort of healing properties and allowed her to perform a procedure he had never received in a clinic before. This had a tremendous beneficial effect, as blood was soon flowing to areas that gave him a strange sensation, and an odd type of salute. After that, she instructed him to check her temperature by probing her. It was amazing how much better Mr Factor was feeling at this point. He continued to probe her until his body began to shake until he collapsed from exhaustion. The rest was a blur, but when he awoke he was safely back at base being scolded by an aircraft controller with coffee stains on his shirt. On to the next adventure.

**AverageJoseph** · 06-15-22 18:12

Went by the Palace to see if they had anyone new to replace the girls that left recently. Greeted by same Lady that never leaves, older, unattractive, no extras, strictly business. She said "no time!" judging by the empty parking spots and her chilly reception she probably knew what I wanted and didn't want to give it ti me.

**WarpFactor69** · 06-14-22 20:20

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

Strictly legit. Unless they change the manager, nothing is offered save for maybe a handy. The manager asked me why business is so slow over text and I told her. She said only massage here no funny business. To which I replied, that's really up to the masseuse isn't it. She said she would not let any one like that work there. I said I bet the owner would disagree when he sees the poor numbers and that she might want to Polish up her resume.

Save your money. There is a spot down the street to the south where you can get some TLC that you may like.

Same thing, the owner asked me by text for suggestions. I can understand the owner wanting to avoid trouble but I also agree that the woman giving the massage should be able to do what she is comfortable with.

**NoFearToTry** · 06-14-22 19:07

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

You did not see the post? Southeast 101st and Division. 240 hour, everything covered.

If you google the phone number you will see that is also under a ad for a location in salem. Stopped there in salem recently and worst fkn experience ever, greedy shitty service and got up and demanded a partial refund at the 20 ish minute mark. Still had the audacity to request a tip, review coming soon once I am certain the camera hard drive has recorded over my stop.

this girl in salem was not in california nor is she california quality to ask those rates