Massage Parlor Reports

[Bearing100]

While that's 100% true, as I noted in the post, Mamasan didn't know I went to Eve's. As far as our conversation in the lobby went, I told her I would be back in 30 minutes and I felt I had made an "appointment" just as firm as if I had called. I will grant, however, that they have MUCH more experience at these things, and that experience probably tells them that guys do EXACTLY what I did (go somewhere else), so I can't really fault them for exercising their better judgment on the matter. Still ... it was a little frustrating and it all contributed to my overall distaste for this whole "Appointment" approach a lot of places are now following. So, the moral of the story is that you can't really make firm appointments while standing in the lobby ... better to call ahead by phone.

And funny just the opposite in Orlando. They won't / refuse to take appointments at any of the popular places there.

[FunGuy2022]

TLC is one of the six aromatherapy shops in the St Pete area, in my opinion the best and least sketchy. Others are palace and utopia. I saw Monroe there and had a great experience. Their website is the6shops.com.

Checked out TLC. These girls are UGLY! Saw 2 of them and ran out. Not walked.

[Dr Willy]

Devil's advocate. If you had gotten in at Eve's you would have stood up PT, so they have to take the warm body standing there too. It goes both ways in this hobby. I'm like you, I want it when I want it and can't stand waiting.

While that's 100% true, as I noted in the post, Mamasan didn't know I went to Eve's. As far as our conversation in the lobby went, I told her I would be back in 30 minutes and I felt I had made an "appointment" just as firm as if I had called. I will grant, however, that they have MUCH more experience at these things, and that experience probably tells them that guys do EXACTLY what I did (go somewhere else), so I can't really fault them for exercising their better judgment on the matter. Still ... it was a little frustrating and it all contributed to my overall distaste for this whole "Appointment" approach a lot of places are now following. So, the moral of the story is that you can't really make firm appointments while standing in the lobby ... better to call ahead by phone.

[Skeot16]

Hit Yoshiko the other day and drew Hannah. First time with her and was a little disappointed. She was cute but not a knockout which I expect from this place. Massage was pretty good but the finish was just average. I guess that I got spoiled as I hit Milk Massage in Orlando recently and all I can say is wow.

[TTY954]

This "Appointment" concept is something that came out of the COVID shutdowns and reopenings that is really REALLY annoying. One of the biggest benefits (for ME) in going to AMPs is that it always used to be a Walk-In service and the notion of WAITING was remarkably rare. I hate the need to make appointments these days and I'm still not sure what's changed about the supply/demand balance that makes this the new normal.

Regarding PT, in particular, you don't HAVE to make appointments, but you may also NOT get in without one. I was recently in the Pinellas County area and had my PLAN A destination AMP come up "busy" (only one girl working there, so a guaranteed 1-hour delay), so I drove on over to PT as a last-minute PLAN B. Mamasan told me I would have to wait 30 minutes, so I told her I would be BACK in 30 minutes and left. Since I had an unusually wide-open schedule that morning, I could tolerate the 30-minute delay, although it was annoying. With nowhere to be, I killed my time by swinging by Eve Spa... and was told it would be a 1-hour 45-minute wait! WTF! Eventually, I got back to PT at my 30-minute mark and saw another old fat guy walking in as I entered the parking lot. Since I had told Mamasan I would be back in 30 minutes, I felt I should have a spot in line AHEAD of that guy, so I went in anyway. Old fat guy was turned away and leaving as I entered the lobby. I looked at Mamasan and said "Ok. I'm back at exactly 30 minutes!" and she nervously and uncomfortably chucked and said to me: "Oh! So sorry. Wait now 1 HOUR." I complained, to no avail, and left. Clearly, what I *thought* was an "appointment" for me to return in the agreed-upon 30-minute interval was not considered so by Mamasan when I left the first time (and, to be honest, not totally without justification since I would have stayed at Eve's had I been able to get in, but SHE didn't know that!).

So, while you MAY get in without an appointment, based on my experience I would have to say that I highly recommend calling ahead and booking an appointment for a specific time with a specific girl and then... DON'T BE LATE!

For any of you guys worried about my blue-balls, I *did* succeed in getting into my PLAN C destination, but that was about as satisfying as you would expect a PLAN C to be (as in, NOT!).

P.S. By the way... I feel I can legitimately describe another monger as "Old Fat Guy" since "Old Fat Guy" is exactly what that other fellow saw when HE was walking OUT... which was ME! I, too, can accurately be described as "Old Fat Guy!"

Devil's advocate. If you had gotten in at Eve's you would have stood up PT, so they have to take the warm body standing there too. It goes both ways in this hobby. I'm like you, I want it when I want it and can't stand waiting.

[Dr Willy]

You guys make appointments at PT?

This "Appointment" concept is something that came out of the COVID shutdowns and reopenings that is really REALLY annoying. One of the biggest benefits (for ME) in going to AMPs is that it always used to be a Walk-In service and the notion of WAITING was remarkably rare. I hate the need to make appointments these days and I'm still not sure what's changed about the supply/demand balance that makes this the new normal.

Regarding PT, in particular, you don't HAVE to make appointments, but you may also NOT get in without one. I was recently in the Pinellas County area and had my PLAN A destination AMP come up "busy" (only one girl working there, so a guaranteed 1-hour delay), so I drove on over to PT as a last-minute PLAN B. Mamasan told me I would have to wait 30 minutes, so I told her I would be BACK in 30 minutes and left. Since I had an unusually wide-open schedule that morning, I could tolerate the 30-minute delay, although it was annoying. With nowhere to be, I killed my time by swinging by Eve Spa... and was told it would be a 1-hour 45-minute wait! WTF! Eventually, I got back to PT at my 30-minute mark and saw another old fat guy walking in as I entered the parking lot. Since I had told Mamasan I would be back in 30 minutes, I felt I should have a spot in line AHEAD of that guy, so I went in anyway. Old fat guy was turned away and leaving as I entered the lobby. I looked at Mamasan and said "Ok. I'm back at exactly 30 minutes!" and she nervously and uncomfortably chucked and said to me: "Oh! So sorry. Wait now 1 HOUR." I complained, to no avail, and left. Clearly, what I *thought* was an "appointment" for me to return in the agreed-upon 30-minute interval was not considered so by Mamasan when I left the first time (and, to be honest, not totally without justification since I would have stayed at Eve's had I been able to get in, but SHE didn't know that!).

So, while you MAY get in without an appointment, based on my experience I would have to say that I highly recommend calling ahead and booking an appointment for a specific time with a specific girl and then... DON'T BE LATE!

For any of you guys worried about my blue-balls, I *did* succeed in getting into my PLAN C destination, but that was about as satisfying as you would expect a PLAN C to be (as in, NOT!).

P.S. By the way... I feel I can legitimately describe another monger as "Old Fat Guy" since "Old Fat Guy" is exactly what that other fellow saw when HE was walking OUT... which was ME! I, too, can accurately be described as "Old Fat Guy!"

[Member #6052]

In all my years in this hobby I've never been "qued" at an AMP. Heard mixed reviews but usually I go with the little guy. Got to RA pay for the hour, two reletively attractive middle aged females with masks. Led into the room waiting for a TS and she brings me a fucking pillow and says 20 minutes you take nap.

WTF. Currently sitting in the recliner like a jackass naked listening to the REALLY thin walls. Some dude making her giggle alot and then sounds of slapping. Reminds me of the Military, hurry up and wait for no good fucking reason.

To be continued.

[TremontTeddy]

It sounded like Mimi is heading over to PT, Joann is off for vacation after this weekend and it sounds like that's the rotation coming over. I'll check her out next week for sure.

HR Mimi headed to Pinellas county? That would be great.

You guys make appointments at PT?

[FunFlorida]

If it was Mimi that was working then you missed a great time. She is definitely one of my all time favorites. She is in her 40's but very beautiful with an incredible body.

It sounded like Mimi is heading over to PT, Joann is off for vacation after this weekend and it sounds like that's the rotation coming over. I'll check her out next week for sure.

[Cumpounding]

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-t...d-12308727.php

Howevewr can we post something little more current and local? That article was 5 years old and took place in Houston, TX. In today's political climate and defunding PD's I don't think they have the resources for such elaborate sting! I can always be wrong though.

C-pounding.

[Hdintally]

Even if the police walked in on you, "balls deep" they still couldn't arrest you for soliciting prostitution. They police have to witness or negotiate a specific sex act for a specific amount of money to arrest someone.

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-t...d-12308727.php

[DanZ42]

Where is TLC in St. Pete? What does the abbreviation TLC Stand For? Prices? Are The Girls Hot? Who Is Your favorite?

TLC is one of the six aromatherapy shops in the St Pete area, in my opinion the best and least sketchy. Others are palace and utopia. I saw Monroe there and had a great experience. Their website is the6shops.com.

[FunGuy2022]

Hey all,

I'm over in the St Pete area and I'm used to going to one of the 6 shops over here, usually TLC. I've always had a good time but lately I was wondering what was happening in the Tampa area. Saw a review for Gemini and was intrigued. What are your thoughts on the place? Girls as good looking as the photos? Do you need an appointment? Anywhere similar you'd recommend instead? Happy to provide reviews on anywhere this side if anyone's interested. Thanks.

Where is TLC in St. Pete? What does the abbreviation TLC Stand For? Prices? Are The Girls Hot? Who Is Your favorite?

[DanZ42]

Hey all,

I'm over in the St Pete area and I'm used to going to one of the 6 shops over here, usually TLC. I've always had a good time but lately I was wondering what was happening in the Tampa area. Saw a review for Gemini and was intrigued. What are your thoughts on the place? Girls as good looking as the photos? Do you need an appointment? Anywhere similar you'd recommend instead? Happy to provide reviews on anywhere this side if anyone's interested. Thanks.

[WrongShield]

About a month ago, had a rub from tampabayrub Sandra.

She is very nice, maybe not my style physically, but she gave a really good back massage and on the flip was very good and willing to listen. It was a decent time, but I'm not sure I would go back.