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[NightHawk 1967]

As a lifelong lurker, I decided to make an account specifically for this post for the horror show…
Already rubbed the wrong way by this, I up it a bit and then a sub par massage starts. On the flip, she starts doing standard business and we're both into the groove. Having gone over the standard rate, I see if BBBJ / BBFS is on… yelling I wanted BBFS.

Fellow mongers, avoid at all costs.

I just had a very different experience with Mia— I think some of you mongers might have worn her out. She was very tired when I saw her later at night, and she told me so. I was wondering whether to walk, but I knelt down and said let's take it easy, OK? We had a very good time; fabulous long BJ with plenty of eye contact; slow, masterful Asian squat cowgirl, and we finished with mish—-me plunging deep into that beautiful pussy with her holding onto me for dear life. Nearly GFE. Treat her nice, guys.

[NightHawk 1967]

I'd hardly call a big black Suburban "undercover". If they wanted to be a deterrence, they should have parked it along the sidewalk right in front of CA or RS. I agree with other posters in that the cops could bust any or all of the Greenbelt AMPs anytime they wanted. They wouldn't even need to arrest anyone. Just do it administratively via health department inspections or the licensing people. But, I will say that the overall threat is slightly elevated because this is an election year.

Not to add a bit to the paranoia, as I drove into VIP tonight, there was a patrol car behind the Shell station with red and blue flashing. I walked right in. No problem. What are they going to bust me for? Getting the kinks out of my back?

[DCHung]

Anyone know the lineup at CA? Has anyone met or saw Elsa she was there about a week and a half ago wondering if someone can Give me a description on her Looks how tall is she and body type thanks.

Jeanie Asia Kayla Gucci.

[Msu930]

Anyone know the lineup at CA? Has anyone met or saw Elsa she was there about a week and a half ago wondering if someone can Give me a description on her Looks how tall is she and body type thanks.

[FunShip75]

140 is the hourly admission or is inflation creeping in?

140 is still standard. Have never been told that was not enough nor ever asked to pay more.

Seems a lot or a few guys posting lately who are getting away with $120 but eventually get called out when a provider won't except less than $140. Then their session goes bad because their idea of standard doesn't match the provider's standard.

Like we complain if a guys pays too much it messing things up for the rest. Guess same is true when one provider excepts less it mess things up for other providers.

If someone walked into an AMP with less than standard and demand BB not surprised the session went south. This also why we rarely get the young ones and when we do they don't return for a second tour. Just my 2 cents.

[ArtistOfWar1]

140 is the hourly admission or is inflation creeping in?

[Max #01]

It was most definitely LEO. Grey computer with black border around tip of computer. Doesn't take too much intelligence to tell the difference between an officers computer, or a random citizen doing work in their car. Do what you want, was just putting it out there.

I'd hardly call a big black Suburban "undercover". If they wanted to be a deterrence, they should have parked it along the sidewalk right in front of CA or RS. I agree with other posters in that the cops could bust any or all of the Greenbelt AMPs anytime they wanted. They wouldn't even need to arrest anyone. Just do it administratively via health department inspections or the licensing people. But, I will say that the overall threat is slightly elevated because this is an election year.

[PhulLoad]

As a lifelong lurker, I decided to make an account specifically for this post for the horror show of a dream.

Now let me preface this by saying all of the reports of her looks are accurate. Easy 8/9. However, the eye candy is all that's there.

Opted for the hour (big mistake) and got a quick standard TS. Finished and got back into the room. Immediately asked for the standard VIP FS fare, only to be told that it wasn't enough and that it apparently starts at 1. 4 and up (red flag number 2) and that since it's the minimum amount, so will her service be. (I'm not joking).

Already rubbed the wrong way by this, I up it a bit and then a sub par massage starts. On the flip, she starts doing standard business and we're both into the groove. Having gone over the standard rate, I see if BBBJ / BBFS is on the menu.

She immediately gets mad and says no, and then starts weaving in passive aggressive insults at the "stupid request". At some point during a compliment from me at how good it felt, she stopped and said "I don't want you to enjoy it" and then requested a position change.

At this point I've mentally clocked out and will myself to finish in the bag so I can just leave. No cleanup, and as I'm getting dressed, she's still actually hurling verbal insults about it being stupid and how I am for bringing it up.

I leave out of the room unescorted and mamasan greets me and asks how everything went. I told her she was quite mean and then behind us she walks out of the room, yelling I wanted BBFS.

Fellow mongers, avoid at all costs.

Wow. I am pretty sure what pissed her off was the fact that you requested BBFS thinking that what you paid her (a bit more than 1. 4) would be enough. As a frame of reference, her BBFS rate when she worked in west coast was 4. 5, which many mongers happily paid to get an opportunity to spooge inside her love box.

[RogueTraveler]

As a lifelong lurker, I decided to make an account specifically for this post for the horror show of a dream.

Now let me preface this by saying all of the reports of her looks are accurate. Easy 8/9. However, the eye candy is all that's there.

Opted for the hour (big mistake) and got a quick standard TS. Finished and got back into the room. Immediately asked for the standard VIP FS fare, only to be told that it wasn't enough and that it apparently starts at 1. 4 and up (red flag number 2) and that since it's the minimum amount, so will her service be. (I'm not joking).

Already rubbed the wrong way by this, I up it a bit and then a sub par massage starts. On the flip, she starts doing standard business and we're both into the groove. Having gone over the standard rate, I see if BBBJ / BBFS is on the menu.

She immediately gets mad and says no, and then starts weaving in passive aggressive insults at the "stupid request". At some point during a compliment from me at how good it felt, she stopped and said "I don't want you to enjoy it" and then requested a position change.

At this point I've mentally clocked out and will myself to finish in the bag so I can just leave. No cleanup, and as I'm getting dressed, she's still actually hurling verbal insults about it being stupid and how I am for bringing it up.

I leave out of the room unescorted and mamasan greets me and asks how everything went. I told her she was quite mean and then behind us she walks out of the room, yelling I wanted BBFS.

Fellow mongers, avoid at all costs.

[JTreehorn14]

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[HardInSofOut]

LOL she says she will forget as soon a you leave, no she forgot when you nutted on her.

I stand corrected!

[HaneDales]

LOL she says she will forget as soon a you leave, no she forgot when you nutted on her.

Yes he does a wonderful job and describes my visit precisely. I can't believe how restrained she is here but evidently has been much more unrestrained elsewhere. Anyway, I told her she'd be hard to forget. Her response was she would forget about me the minute I walked out the door!

[HardInSofOut]

Excellent review on Mia. She's a solid 9-10 on the AMP face looks. A 10 if you like petite thin spinners I would add she's Very soft spoken and you will need to take direction.

Her English is pretty good. Performance is slightly below average. She is very popular at VIP and booked solid. In the ts she doesn't offer mouthwash which reaffirms no daty. No touching on the outside of the v. She does give an ok BJ but no attention to your balls or taint. On the flip she uses her hand with lube to try to get you close before putting on the cover. Some eye contact during the main event but little if any sounds. She's worth a visit on looks alone but if you're more of a performance Over appearance look elsewhere.

Yes he does a wonderful job and describes my visit precisely. I can't believe how restrained she is here but evidently has been much more unrestrained elsewhere. Anyway, I told her she'd be hard to forget. Her response was she would forget about me the minute I walked out the door!

[DCHung]

Went to see Mia at VIP on Friday after hearing so many good things and not to gild the lily but wow.

Maybe the most beautiful girl to grace Greenbelt in a long time.

Showed up 10 minutes late thanks to DC traffic. Mama had already texted me ("you still coming at 1? And I'd confirmed, so she held Mia for me (whew).

Got there, Mama put me in a room and then Mia walked in. On first blush she looks like early 20's, short (I'm only 5'10" and I was looking down her dress every time I looked at her so she couldn't had been more than 5'2" to 5'6" at the most) great C cups, perfect to her frame, soft and perky (not the unnatural spherical beach ball fakies that some end up with). Thin but not skinny with curves (though alas no backside, but what else would you expect with thin AMP girls).

She took my tip upfront and then, since I showed up late and the shower was occupied started on a massage which was soft and nice and relaxing (thankfully not that so soft it seems like they aren't even trying backrub, but just a gentle relaxing rub). After 10-15 minutes, she took me to the shower table and gave me a thorough cleaning, per the usual.

Then back to the room.

We got back and I asked her to lay down for some DATY, but she said that she didn't do that (*sigh*) which was too bad, cause it's always a favorite of mine. Not sure if it's totally off the menu or just off the menu because I have a beard (some girls find it scratchy / irritating, so I don't blame them declining). So I hopped back on the table and let her start teasing and playing with me.

Once things were at attention she rolled the cover on and proceeded to give a very nice CBJ for a few minutes followed by her getting in cowgirl which I enjoyed because it let me enjoy the view of this gorgeous woman. We switched to missionary, again cause I just wanted to keep enjoying the view. After a while she offered "do you want doggie?" to which I declined, cause again, the view was so great I didn't want to stop enjoying it.

I eventually asked her to go back to CBJ to finish, which she happily did, and gave it her gusto until the bag was filled and she cleaned me up.

Afterwards (we had like 10 minutes left) she opted to just curl up with me (rather than go back to massaging) and play with my beard and let me caress her very soft skin until we hit our time and ended our session.

Mia is a beauty for sure. She's not going to win any Oscars in the "moaning / act like you're an amazing lay" category if that's your thing. But she has a demure soft / gentile quality to her session that is very relaxing and sweet. Definitely worth the visit if this type is your vibe, you'll be stunned by her looks for sure.

Excellent review on Mia. She's a solid 9-10 on the AMP face looks. A 10 if you like petite thin spinners I would add she's Very soft spoken and you will need to take direction.

Her English is pretty good. Performance is slightly below average. She is very popular at VIP and booked solid. In the ts she doesn't offer mouthwash which reaffirms no daty. No touching on the outside of the v. She does give an ok BJ but no attention to your balls or taint. On the flip she uses her hand with lube to try to get you close before putting on the cover. Some eye contact during the main event but little if any sounds. She's worth a visit on looks alone but if you're more of a performance Over appearance look elsewhere.

[FuckTheLaw69]

Feel like I've seen her in NYC but just want to make sure on the same page.