Strip Club Reports

[SomeOne8492]

I was in Portland for work on last week and went to Desire. First OR club for me.

Buuuut I guess Desire is more on lower quality bar. Stale booze smell, people stuck on slot machine, drinks tasted bad, etc. Maybe because it was TuW and club didn't have any plans energy / atmosphere.

Question to Portland club visitors. Does girls usually approach you like in WA clubs? I was there for about 2 hrs but girls didn't come up and I had to sit up closer to stages.

[TheMightyQuinn]

I know know this is Seattle but Portland thread is dead. I'll be down there for work this week and want to know if there's any clubs like pandoras or kittens in the area.

The Puget Sound clubs and Portland clubs are totally opposite. Puget Sound; no alcohol with a high frequency of extras and high frequency of enhanced dancers and a good chance of OTC. Portland; bars with strippers with very lower frequency of extras from all natural dancers with some chance of OTC.

[SeattleRr]

Any reviews on this club which was formerly know as Sands. I had a great experience at Sands back in the day but only went once.

[SeattleRr]

I haven't been to Portland in few years however Portland is basically the strip club capital of the world. More strip clubs per Capita anywhere. Even the regular clubs have strippers.

I know know this is Seattle but Portland thread is dead. I'll be down there for work this week and want to know if there's any clubs like pandoras or kittens in the area.

[TrippieKing420]

I know know this is Seattle but Portland thread is dead. I'll be down there for work this week and want to know if there's any clubs like pandoras or kittens in the area.

[TheThinker808]

Is this the same blonde Melody that used to work at Kittens years ago? Damn I miss her.

I have no idea tbh. I saw her last night and she looked to be asian.

[Asianguy]

Has anyone gotten good mileage from Melody? Tried a few dances with Miyoko and she was fun. Had another with a Diane which was a bit tame. Nolie seemed pretty cool as well but didn't get a dance with her. Some drunk dude was straight up buying her and taking her to the VIP room for a Good hour plus.

Is this the same blonde Melody that used to work at Kittens years ago? Damn I miss her.

[TheThinker808]

Has anyone gotten good mileage from Melody? Tried a few dances with Miyoko and she was fun. Had another with a Diane which was a bit tame. Nolie seemed pretty cool as well but didn't get a dance with her. Some drunk dude was straight up buying her and taking her to the VIP room for a Good hour plus.

[KikHorn]

What is the best club to see some women of color? Looking through the IGs, I don't see one that really sticks out. Any recommendations would be awesome.

I have been to these two only couple times each. I saw good mix of white, black, latinos on weekend nights and really good looking. I have seen an Indian girl just once at Deja Vu Lake City, never after that.

P.S. Sorry for the post with identifying colors of humans, intention is NOT at all to be racist.

[KikHorn]

For a very long time the Puget Sound clubs have operated with almost a split personality when comparing day shift to nights.

Days aren't nearly as crowded, fewer dancers, maybe older average age (both customers and dancers), higher mileage. Nights are generally the opposite. Also a bit more business like at nights.

You are approaching summertime which is kind of peak season for the clubs. Things change a little bit. Customers and dancers schedules can be different. But the generalities are still true.

There are a couple easy ways to go to dance of the tension if you spot somebody you're interested in. This will work no matter what shift. Tip the waitress and ask her to send the dance you're interested in your way.

Thank you.

I have observed that girls were directly into money making and dance deals talks (which is what they are there for). Hardly 1-2 girls by now were sweet to talk about general things and then steer into dance stuff. Any tips on this?

I know a "gentleman" should probably have basic communication skills to talk to girls.

[KikHorn]

I prefer day vs night. Higher mileage, more relaxed, avoid feeding frenzy. I was at Pans on Saturday night and a total zoo. Customers & dancers were flying high.

Yes, you're right. I have been to Ricks once and Pans, DJV Lake City 4 times overall in last 3 years. Weekend nights were super crowded and girls would stop by for a second and ask, did you want to have a dance?

I will try weekday evenings or Weekend afternoons next time.

[UnHungHero2020]

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[SkyJock]

Anyone have any recommendations on clubs in Seattle area? Going to be visiting soon and was looking for a place that has extras available or what not. Thanks in advance.

Do NOT go to any of the downtown clubs. This also includes the Dreamgirls club right by the baseball stadium. That club is the nicest one in town, however, all the downtown clubs are geared toward "out of towners". Way overpriced. Kittens is a straight shot south from there about 3 miles, and is a better recommendation. However, there are some scammers there there too. Not as many as other clubs. Seems there are scammers everywhere now. If you're a wise player, you can avoid the scam. Never pay in advance. If you get a 3/$100 "deal", some will give you 2 and say it was 3, or start early on the first song. Just say "we'll start on the next song".

North Seattle, Lake City Way. There are 3 clubs, all about a mile apart. Recommend only Pandora's. The next 2 clubs up the road are both "Deja Vu" clubs. One is "Ricks", the other is Lake City Deja Vu. Girls there are a notch better looking, but extras are not offered by everyone. Doesn't mean you can't find a hottie that will deliver in the private rooms, it'll just be expensive. Fewer scams, but higher pricing. Sugars is on Aurora Ave. North, which is Hwy 99, at about 103rd. This club opened this past year and supposedly anything goes there. Have not been there yet. It's a small club. Almost no parking.

Best bets are Kittens and Pandora's overall. For the "anything goes" type of girl, they will be typically working day shift. You can still find some in night shift though. The better looking ones usually work nights. Dayshift girls are typically older. If I had 2 girls to recommend for a good time it would be "Monse" and "Cream", both work Pandora's day shift, both will treat you right and are actually nice girls. They don't work everyday though. Call the club and see if they're working.

Best advice is to be clear up front what you are getting for your money. If you're carrying a big wad, keep most of it hidden. Every girl will ask you for a tip when you're done.

Take some time to read through previous posts here for the last 6 months and read names of girls that were ripoffs. This will save you $$ and you'll have a better experience.

[Farquar2]

Anyone have any recommendations on clubs in Seattle area? Going to be visiting soon and was looking for a place that has extras available or what not. Thanks in advance.

Among the 10 strip clubs in the Puget Sound Region, Pandora's, Kittens, and Sugar's are well-known for extras. Read the comments here on those clubs. If you're not familiar with www.tuscl.net look at it also. I suggest that you buy a one-month membership to that website. Then if you like it, you can buy a longer. Very little is available for free anymore on that site. Good luck. Do tell us how your outing went.

[RedSox1775]

Anyone have any recommendations on clubs in Seattle area? Going to be visiting soon and was looking for a place that has extras available or what not. Thanks in advance.