Massage Parlor Reports

[PhulLoad]

As a lifelong lurker, I decided to make an account specifically for this post for the horror show of a dream.

Now let me preface this by saying all of the reports of her looks are accurate. Easy 8/9. However, the eye candy is all that's there.

Opted for the hour (big mistake) and got a quick standard TS. Finished and got back into the room. Immediately asked for the standard VIP FS fare, only to be told that it wasn't enough and that it apparently starts at 1. 4 and up (red flag number 2) and that since it's the minimum amount, so will her service be. (I'm not joking).

Already rubbed the wrong way by this, I up it a bit and then a sub par massage starts. On the flip, she starts doing standard business and we're both into the groove. Having gone over the standard rate, I see if BBBJ / BBFS is on the menu.

She immediately gets mad and says no, and then starts weaving in passive aggressive insults at the "stupid request". At some point during a compliment from me at how good it felt, she stopped and said "I don't want you to enjoy it" and then requested a position change.

At this point I've mentally clocked out and will myself to finish in the bag so I can just leave. No cleanup, and as I'm getting dressed, she's still actually hurling verbal insults about it being stupid and how I am for bringing it up.

I leave out of the room unescorted and mamasan greets me and asks how everything went. I told her she was quite mean and then behind us she walks out of the room, yelling I wanted BBFS.

Fellow mongers, avoid at all costs.

Wow. I am pretty sure what pissed her off was the fact that you requested BBFS thinking that what you paid her (a bit more than 1. 4) would be enough. As a frame of reference, her BBFS rate when she worked in west coast was 4. 5, which many mongers happily paid to get an opportunity to spooge inside her love box.

[RogueTraveler]

As a lifelong lurker, I decided to make an account specifically for this post for the horror show of a dream.

Now let me preface this by saying all of the reports of her looks are accurate. Easy 8/9. However, the eye candy is all that's there.

Opted for the hour (big mistake) and got a quick standard TS. Finished and got back into the room. Immediately asked for the standard VIP FS fare, only to be told that it wasn't enough and that it apparently starts at 1. 4 and up (red flag number 2) and that since it's the minimum amount, so will her service be. (I'm not joking).

Already rubbed the wrong way by this, I up it a bit and then a sub par massage starts. On the flip, she starts doing standard business and we're both into the groove. Having gone over the standard rate, I see if BBBJ / BBFS is on the menu.

She immediately gets mad and says no, and then starts weaving in passive aggressive insults at the "stupid request". At some point during a compliment from me at how good it felt, she stopped and said "I don't want you to enjoy it" and then requested a position change.

At this point I've mentally clocked out and will myself to finish in the bag so I can just leave. No cleanup, and as I'm getting dressed, she's still actually hurling verbal insults about it being stupid and how I am for bringing it up.

I leave out of the room unescorted and mamasan greets me and asks how everything went. I told her she was quite mean and then behind us she walks out of the room, yelling I wanted BBFS.

Fellow mongers, avoid at all costs.

[JTreehorn14]

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[HardInSofOut]

LOL she says she will forget as soon a you leave, no she forgot when you nutted on her.

I stand corrected!

[HaneDales]

LOL she says she will forget as soon a you leave, no she forgot when you nutted on her.

Yes he does a wonderful job and describes my visit precisely. I can't believe how restrained she is here but evidently has been much more unrestrained elsewhere. Anyway, I told her she'd be hard to forget. Her response was she would forget about me the minute I walked out the door!

[HardInSofOut]

Excellent review on Mia. She's a solid 9-10 on the AMP face looks. A 10 if you like petite thin spinners I would add she's Very soft spoken and you will need to take direction.

Her English is pretty good. Performance is slightly below average. She is very popular at VIP and booked solid. In the ts she doesn't offer mouthwash which reaffirms no daty. No touching on the outside of the v. She does give an ok BJ but no attention to your balls or taint. On the flip she uses her hand with lube to try to get you close before putting on the cover. Some eye contact during the main event but little if any sounds. She's worth a visit on looks alone but if you're more of a performance Over appearance look elsewhere.

Yes he does a wonderful job and describes my visit precisely. I can't believe how restrained she is here but evidently has been much more unrestrained elsewhere. Anyway, I told her she'd be hard to forget. Her response was she would forget about me the minute I walked out the door!

[DCHung]

Went to see Mia at VIP on Friday after hearing so many good things and not to gild the lily but wow.

Maybe the most beautiful girl to grace Greenbelt in a long time.

Showed up 10 minutes late thanks to DC traffic. Mama had already texted me ("you still coming at 1? And I'd confirmed, so she held Mia for me (whew).

Got there, Mama put me in a room and then Mia walked in. On first blush she looks like early 20's, short (I'm only 5'10" and I was looking down her dress every time I looked at her so she couldn't had been more than 5'2" to 5'6" at the most) great C cups, perfect to her frame, soft and perky (not the unnatural spherical beach ball fakies that some end up with). Thin but not skinny with curves (though alas no backside, but what else would you expect with thin AMP girls).

She took my tip upfront and then, since I showed up late and the shower was occupied started on a massage which was soft and nice and relaxing (thankfully not that so soft it seems like they aren't even trying backrub, but just a gentle relaxing rub). After 10-15 minutes, she took me to the shower table and gave me a thorough cleaning, per the usual.

Then back to the room.

We got back and I asked her to lay down for some DATY, but she said that she didn't do that (*sigh*) which was too bad, cause it's always a favorite of mine. Not sure if it's totally off the menu or just off the menu because I have a beard (some girls find it scratchy / irritating, so I don't blame them declining). So I hopped back on the table and let her start teasing and playing with me.

Once things were at attention she rolled the cover on and proceeded to give a very nice CBJ for a few minutes followed by her getting in cowgirl which I enjoyed because it let me enjoy the view of this gorgeous woman. We switched to missionary, again cause I just wanted to keep enjoying the view. After a while she offered "do you want doggie?" to which I declined, cause again, the view was so great I didn't want to stop enjoying it.

I eventually asked her to go back to CBJ to finish, which she happily did, and gave it her gusto until the bag was filled and she cleaned me up.

Afterwards (we had like 10 minutes left) she opted to just curl up with me (rather than go back to massaging) and play with my beard and let me caress her very soft skin until we hit our time and ended our session.

Mia is a beauty for sure. She's not going to win any Oscars in the "moaning / act like you're an amazing lay" category if that's your thing. But she has a demure soft / gentile quality to her session that is very relaxing and sweet. Definitely worth the visit if this type is your vibe, you'll be stunned by her looks for sure.

Excellent review on Mia. She's a solid 9-10 on the AMP face looks. A 10 if you like petite thin spinners I would add she's Very soft spoken and you will need to take direction.

Her English is pretty good. Performance is slightly below average. She is very popular at VIP and booked solid. In the ts she doesn't offer mouthwash which reaffirms no daty. No touching on the outside of the v. She does give an ok BJ but no attention to your balls or taint. On the flip she uses her hand with lube to try to get you close before putting on the cover. Some eye contact during the main event but little if any sounds. She's worth a visit on looks alone but if you're more of a performance Over appearance look elsewhere.

[FuckTheLaw69]

Feel like I've seen her in NYC but just want to make sure on the same page.

[FuckTheLaw69]

Lots of cars have computer screens including most contractors and estimators and social workers. These places have been there for years operating basically in the open with impunity. LE wouldn't need an exhaustive investigation. Asia dropped to her knees and started sucking me off the second I got there. They don't do any check or seem wary if you're LE at all. Shit they probably give them free service or a discount. I think you're just paranoid. Not judging I've been spooked a time or two myself. But what evidence would they even get from watching the door and wiretapping? They just need to walk inside and they would have all the evidence they need in two minutes.

It was most definitely LEO. Grey computer with black border around tip of computer. Doesn't take too much intelligence to tell the difference between an officers computer, or a random citizen doing work in their car. Do what you want, was just putting it out there.

[Member #6465]

*READ*.

Fellow Mongers,

Yesterday, I had an appointment set up for 4:30 at Cherry Accupressure. Luckily, I am a very observant guy and I typically drive the entire parking lot 2-3 times and see whose in cars prior to entering the building. Yesterday, I had a 4:30 appointment set with Asia (despite the negative reviews, she's always treated me well, could be because I am on the younger side). With that being said, I pulled into cherry and did 1 lap without noticing anything. I then did a second lap and noticed a tinted blue Chevy Silverado sitting in the back row with the front of the truck facing Cherry. In the following minutes, I pulled around and got closer to truck and could visibly see the LEO computer on its dashboard, with a gentlemen on his phone watching the Cherry door. I firmly believe they either have the phones tapped, or just keeping surveillance at Cherry. Luckily, I noticed the truck and computer in the truck and called Cherry to cancel my appointment without telling them anything. Not going to lie, it kind of spooked me so I went home and decided not to risk anything. This has just solidified my post-nut clarities and why I'm not going back to these establishments in Greenbelt. I am only writing this review because I have heard reports of clients being pulled over after service in order for the detectives to use you as a witness in their criminal trials. They are all extremely hot and being watched, more so (Cherry and VIP). Good luck and stay safe out their gentlemen.

Lots of cars have computer screens including most contractors and estimators and social workers. These places have been there for years operating basically in the open with impunity. LE wouldn't need an exhaustive investigation. Asia dropped to her knees and started sucking me off the second I got there. They don't do any check or seem wary if you're LE at all. Shit they probably give them free service or a discount. I think you're just paranoid. Not judging I've been spooked a time or two myself. But what evidence would they even get from watching the door and wiretapping? They just need to walk inside and they would have all the evidence they need in two minutes.

[MiracleMet]

Went to see Mia at VIP on Friday after hearing so many good things and not to gild the lily but wow.

Maybe the most beautiful girl to grace Greenbelt in a long time.

Showed up 10 minutes late thanks to DC traffic. Mama had already texted me ("you still coming at 1? And I'd confirmed, so she held Mia for me (whew).

Got there, Mama put me in a room and then Mia walked in. On first blush she looks like early 20's, short (I'm only 5'10" and I was looking down her dress every time I looked at her so she couldn't had been more than 5'2" to 5'6" at the most) great C cups, perfect to her frame, soft and perky (not the unnatural spherical beach ball fakies that some end up with). Thin but not skinny with curves (though alas no backside, but what else would you expect with thin AMP girls).

She took my tip upfront and then, since I showed up late and the shower was occupied started on a massage which was soft and nice and relaxing (thankfully not that so soft it seems like they aren't even trying backrub, but just a gentle relaxing rub). After 10-15 minutes, she took me to the shower table and gave me a thorough cleaning, per the usual.

Then back to the room.

We got back and I asked her to lay down for some DATY, but she said that she didn't do that (*sigh*) which was too bad, cause it's always a favorite of mine. Not sure if it's totally off the menu or just off the menu because I have a beard (some girls find it scratchy / irritating, so I don't blame them declining). So I hopped back on the table and let her start teasing and playing with me.

Once things were at attention she rolled the cover on and proceeded to give a very nice CBJ for a few minutes followed by her getting in cowgirl which I enjoyed because it let me enjoy the view of this gorgeous woman. We switched to missionary, again cause I just wanted to keep enjoying the view. After a while she offered "do you want doggie?" to which I declined, cause again, the view was so great I didn't want to stop enjoying it.

I eventually asked her to go back to CBJ to finish, which she happily did, and gave it her gusto until the bag was filled and she cleaned me up.

Afterwards (we had like 10 minutes left) she opted to just curl up with me (rather than go back to massaging) and play with my beard and let me caress her very soft skin until we hit our time and ended our session.

Mia is a beauty for sure. She's not going to win any Oscars in the "moaning / act like you're an amazing lay" category if that's your thing. But she has a demure soft / gentile quality to her session that is very relaxing and sweet. Definitely worth the visit if this type is your vibe, you'll be stunned by her looks for sure.

[FuckTheLaw69]

*READ*.

Fellow Mongers,

Yesterday, I had an appointment set up for 4:30 at Cherry Accupressure. Luckily, I am a very observant guy and I typically drive the entire parking lot 2-3 times and see whose in cars prior to entering the building. Yesterday, I had a 4:30 appointment set with Asia (despite the negative reviews, she's always treated me well, could be because I am on the younger side). With that being said, I pulled into cherry and did 1 lap without noticing anything. I then did a second lap and noticed a tinted blue Chevy Silverado sitting in the back row with the front of the truck facing Cherry. In the following minutes, I pulled around and got closer to truck and could visibly see the LEO computer on its dashboard, with a gentlemen on his phone watching the Cherry door. I firmly believe they either have the phones tapped, or just keeping surveillance at Cherry. Luckily, I noticed the truck and computer in the truck and called Cherry to cancel my appointment without telling them anything. Not going to lie, it kind of spooked me so I went home and decided not to risk anything. This has just solidified my post-nut clarities and why I'm not going back to these establishments in Greenbelt. I am only writing this review because I have heard reports of clients being pulled over after service in order for the detectives to use you as a witness in their criminal trials. They are all extremely hot and being watched, more so (Cherry and VIP). Good luck and stay safe out their gentlemen.

[DCHung]

Just got word from MMS that Mia is back along with Love and new girl Daisy. Hope to make a visit soon, things are looking up.

I met up with Love on Thursday her 2nd day here from NY. She's older 40 swith nice all natural c breasts. Face and Body are similar levelto Ruby at CA.

Her Massage skills are fine too. She is playful in the ts with cleaning every nook and cranny and will give a great soapy HJ. She speaks little English. On the flip she will kiss up and down your body but no rimming. However her best position is she rides excellent cg. Very tight and moves well to the finish.

I was introduced to Daisy and Mia on the way out. I'll need to check them out. Daisy is younger with dark long hair and nice body.

[BMoreDog69]

I didn't catch her name well. She's probably about ready to leave since she arrived when RS re-opened the second week of May, which is too bad.

She is a bit of a bigger lady with a little belly, but she carries it well, and has super nice / soft C+ assets. Her C's were not super firm, but they were exceedingly nice, and fun to manage.

While I prefer fit spinners, like Anna, I found her sexy in her own way. Especially her personality. From her greeting, to the TS and the entire time, she was flirty and playful, and did everything she could to make our time together fun.

The TS was nothing special, but you knew that she knew why you were there. She was fine with my request to "massage after", and started what is her own routine. However, she wasn't a slave to her routine and went with the flow if I shifted directions. She was fine with, and encouraged, all my "roaming", and had fine skills. All throughout she was an eager participant and in the end she really went to town to finish things her way. At one point I was concerned about the melting point of latex Afterward, the massage was OK, by AMP standards.

Overall I thought she was exceptionally flirty, playful, engaged and committed to my pleasure. Much more so than most AMP ladies I have seen.

[SyntorX]

There will be some guys that will over pay for her services because she is young. That is true, but for me I am not that thirsty. Especially if the experience is not there. Does she give good head, at her young age very doubtful. Does she give good sex, matching a man stroke for stroke, doubtful. Will she tire easy if a man really starts to give it to her good and hard, you will lose money on that bet. In essence you are paying for a young girl counting on her looks to make you come quickly, and you probably will having a young pretty girl under you. But what did you just pay? Was it quality for the price? Doubtful.

Propilot-Always check your six.

I totally agree. I use to chase the young hot ones when I started visiting AMPs over 30 years ago. I quickly learned it was the older ones that tended to rock your world. I would still seek out young hot ones for a change of pace, but mainly saw older ladies in their late 30's or older. Now I do not not waste my time seeking out the young hot ones.