Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

LOL good luck usual wait time for her is usually 1 hr to 2. Once I got there and I went right away. It was 2 pm nd she only say 2 people. Which is a miracle. LOL.

But build your way up LOL.

How is a good way to build my way up? Is getting handjobs from girls on eros who advertise for $300 but paying only $120.00 a good way of doing that?

[WhoreMaster 91]

Wow, I finally remembered my login info.

I've been out of the scene for a few years. My favorite spot in Koretown (Olympic above the doctor's office type place) closed down which bummed me out as it had the best most private setup and grannies who actually gave a good massage after making you pop with a finger in the ass.

I can't believe PrisM is still going to that shithole Goldfinger as well as the other awful westside spots. Why subject yourself to that? Prime Westwood Blvd. in front of the whole neighborhood to see? For mediocrity? No thanks. At least hit the other side of the 405 at the Indoor Beach Tan place or one of the others.

Honestly it's kinda sad how little intel is being passed around. It's just the same 4-5 spots over and over again.

Seems like one of my old favorites, Yume on 8th is still around. Might have to pop in there again as the girls were usually on the younger side (ie 40's instead of 60's) and it was never well-trafficked.

I'm scratching my head over another old favorite, Silverlake Spa on Vergil. Did that place go legit?? It used to be a total Thai jack shack. But looking at yelp it seems like it's gone legit over the pandemic? Crazy.

Anyone been to Moon on Temple recently? They used to be the prostate masters. I really need to find myself a new eastside spot and a good off-the-beaten-path Korea town spot. Damn I miss that Olympic one.

Did you ever find a FS joint in KTown?

[PriscillaM]

Wow, I finally remembered my login info.

I've been out of the scene for a few years. My favorite spot in Koretown (Olympic above the doctor's office type place) closed down which bummed me out as it had the best most private setup and grannies who actually gave a good massage after making you pop with a finger in the ass.

I can't believe PrisM is still going to that shithole Goldfinger as well as the other awful westside spots. Why subject yourself to that? Prime Westwood Blvd. in front of the whole neighborhood to see? For mediocrity? No thanks. At least hit the other side of the 405 at the Indoor Beach Tan place or one of the others.

Honestly it's kinda sad how little intel is being passed around. It's just the same 4-5 spots over and over again.

Seems like one of my old favorites, Yume on 8th is still around. Might have to pop in there again as the girls were usually on the younger side (ie 40's instead of 60's) and it was never well-trafficked.

I'm scratching my head over another old favorite, Silverlake Spa on Vergil. Did that place go legit?? It used to be a total Thai jack shack. But looking at yelp it seems like it's gone legit over the pandemic? Crazy.

Anyone been to Moon on Temple recently? They used to be the prostate masters. I really need to find myself a new eastside spot and a good off-the-beaten-path Korea town spot. Damn I miss that Olympic one.

Don't ever take sides against Goldfinger. Ever.

[PurpleSkull]

Wow, I finally remembered my login info.

I've been out of the scene for a few years. My favorite spot in Koretown (Olympic above the doctor's office type place) closed down which bummed me out as it had the best most private setup and grannies who actually gave a good massage after making you pop with a finger in the ass.

I can't believe PrisM is still going to that shithole Goldfinger as well as the other awful westside spots. Why subject yourself to that? Prime Westwood Blvd. in front of the whole neighborhood to see? For mediocrity? No thanks. At least hit the other side of the 405 at the Indoor Beach Tan place or one of the others.

Honestly it's kinda sad how little intel is being passed around. It's just the same 4-5 spots over and over again.

Seems like one of my old favorites, Yume on 8th is still around. Might have to pop in there again as the girls were usually on the younger side (ie 40's instead of 60's) and it was never well-trafficked.

I'm scratching my head over another old favorite, Silverlake Spa on Vergil. Did that place go legit?? It used to be a total Thai jack shack. But looking at yelp it seems like it's gone legit over the pandemic? Crazy.

Anyone been to Moon on Temple recently? They used to be the prostate masters. I really need to find myself a new eastside spot and a good off-the-beaten-path Korea town spot. Damn I miss that Olympic one.

[LngTimeMongr]

What's the best time to go to avoid waiting for apple? It'll be my first time at these places hehe.

LOL good luck usual wait time for her is usually 1 hr to 2. Once I got there and I went right away. It was 2 pm nd she only say 2 people. Which is a miracle. LOL.

But build your way up LOL.

[cuddleme9]

Apple is go to.

Other girls I would recomment.

Annie- highly recommend.

Rosa.

Lola.

Lucy (BBBJ+ coveredfs) I love the BBBJ but the FS was meh. But man she upcharged to 200. I was like woawwww.

What's the best time to go to avoid waiting for apple? It'll be my first time at these places hehe.

[LngTimeMongr]

Any good girls there?

Apple is go to.

Other girls I would recomment.

Annie- highly recommend.

Rosa.

Lola.

Lucy (BBBJ+ coveredfs) I love the BBBJ but the FS was meh. But man she upcharged to 200. I was like woawwww.

[PriscillaM]

I was told it was because a family member of the owner was "moving in to the space" LOL.

Bummed if it closes was a really close option for me when I was in the mood.

The owners are committed to living their rather afflicted lives elsewhere.

That is a cover story.

I second sourced the knock knock problems from two gals on staff.

It should go down in any event, all the girls have delusions of being something other than jerk machines and the insult that they will not drop their panties to show pussy is horrible.

[MShort123]

I was there once only. The Latina I had took her time and was very pleasant. Didn't get a name. Was told there are also Asian there.

Did she agreed to text me? Your mail is full.

Hey, do you mind sharing the address to ECO? Or how one can find it? Also what type of services they offer?

[GeorgiaMikeC]

I love the scene in godfather one when solozzo's car is driving mike to the bronx and the driver pulls a figueroa style you turn to throw off any one following them.

Well, the marina del rey / venice location of the temple of bliss is likely permanently closed due to mongers knocking on the wrong door in the complex looking for weak ass handjobs and shit.

This reminds me of the happy ending place in the valley that was next to a pediatric dentist place with balloons. Asshole mongers kept coming in and asking how much was a half hour and can I use the shitter.

Some mothers put one and one together and figured out that a massage parlor catering only to men in their 50's with their dicks hanging out of their trousers was questionable.

Well, given the sheer weakness of the staff at temple of bliss, I can't say I will miss it. But really dudes, knock on the correct door, ok?

I was told it was because a family member of the owner was "moving in to the space" LOL.

Bummed if it closes was a really close option for me when I was in the mood.

[BSinTo]

I think you are dissociating. Zoey must be at least 300. I saw her once in the valley at least 7 years ago. She was on the edge of ugliness then, but had these great tits for Russian and I had a nice burp with her and another girl in the valley.

Fast forward to it must have been may or June of 2020. The first Covid shutdown had just ended and people, as I recall, were not wearing masks. Zoey's place was on Santa Monica and orange, by the big shoe store. I think we set up for like a 10 pm handjob.

I parked in that shoe store parking lot and paid I think 250 upsold to 300. She was so sweaty I thought she was going to melt. She tried every which way to get me off, but she looked like the pilot from airplane sweating. It was nasty. I think I went the whole hour and forced a nut out.

I get to my car and the lot was locked. In an act of total stupidity, rather than call an uber, I got on the red bus that goes on Santa Monica boulevard from I guess highland all the way to ocean in Santa Monica. It made about 56 stops. In the bus were peak homeless types and the president's son shooting up.

It is telling that I remember that bus ride more than the hand job.

Thanks for letting all the built-up air out of my sails, and also saving me $3. I've also been looking at her, um, ads (okay, and maybe her tits) and waiting patiently for a review for a green light to see her. Thanks to all for the honest reviews.

[Grimmy23]

Depends what you mean by clean LOL. Everyone's baby batter has been there LOL.

I hate to break it to you, but very few places in this hobby would pass a health inspection. I've posted about it before so I won't go into detail again here. Some establishments are better than others, but don't expect any of them to be squeaky clean. Stuff I've seen and heard of can range anywhere from downright disgusting to "not too gross but still would get shut down or at least cited by the health department if they were to be inspected. ".

That being said, I haven't heard too many cases of people getting sick or catching anything either, so there's that. It hasn’t stopped me from mongering, but I’m conscious of where I go and stay with the places on the higher end of the cleanliness spectrum as much as possible.

[CaliGuyLbc]

Any good girls there?

I was there once only. The Latina I had took her time and was very pleasant. Didn't get a name. Was told there are also Asian there.

Did she agreed to text me? Your mail is full.

[PriscillaM]

Depends what you mean by clean LOL. Everyone's baby batter has been there LOL.

Any good girls there?

[LngTimeMongr]

Just wondering is it clean there when I pass by after work seems a bit sketch and not clean?

Depends what you mean by clean LOL. Everyone's baby batter has been there LOL.