Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Depends what you mean by clean LOL. Everyone's baby batter has been there LOL.

Any good girls there?

[LngTimeMongr]

Just wondering is it clean there when I pass by after work seems a bit sketch and not clean?

Depends what you mean by clean LOL. Everyone's baby batter has been there LOL.

[Kevin2435]

IMO, Eco in Torrance has the hottest Latinas with the best service.

Just wondering is it clean there when I pass by after work seems a bit sketch and not clean?

[Wicked1]

What's the best Latina spots? Looking for something dtla or Boyle heights. Hate driving all the way to La puente.

IMO, Eco in Torrance has the hottest Latinas with the best service.

[PriscillaM]

Posting to check later. Seems newish? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/ma...r /> angeles/.

The pictures are real.

[Stickens]

Posting to check later. Seems newish? https://www.gentlemensguidela.com/ma...t-los-angeles/.

[PriscillaM]

I love the scene in godfather one when solozzo's car is driving mike to the bronx and the driver pulls a figueroa style you turn to throw off any one following them.

Well, the marina del rey / venice location of the temple of bliss is likely permanently closed due to mongers knocking on the wrong door in the complex looking for weak ass handjobs and shit.

This reminds me of the happy ending place in the valley that was next to a pediatric dentist place with balloons. Asshole mongers kept coming in and asking how much was a half hour and can I use the shitter.

Some mothers put one and one together and figured out that a massage parlor catering only to men in their 50's with their dicks hanging out of their trousers was questionable.

Well, given the sheer weakness of the staff at temple of bliss, I can't say I will miss it. But really dudes, knock on the correct door, ok?

[RootPotter]

I think you are dissociating. Zoey must be at least 300. I saw her once in the valley at least 7 years ago. She was on the edge of ugliness then, but had these great tits for Russian and I had a nice burp with her and another girl in the valley.

Fast forward to it must have been may or June of 2020. The first Covid shutdown had just ended and people, as I recall, were not wearing masks. Zoey's place was on Santa Monica and orange, by the big shoe store. I think we set up for like a 10 pm handjob.

I parked in that shoe store parking lot and paid I think 250 upsold to 300. She was so sweaty I thought she was going to melt. She tried every which way to get me off, but she looked like the pilot from airplane sweating. It was nasty. I think I went the whole hour and forced a nut out.

I get to my car and the lot was locked. In an act of total stupidity, rather than call an uber, I got on the red bus that goes on Santa Monica boulevard from I guess highland all the way to ocean in Santa Monica. It made about 56 stops. In the bus were peak homeless types and the president's son shooting up..

Thank you for saving me 300 (that's the rate she previously quoted me). She flaked on me last August despite a long phone conversation the night before.

[PriscillaM]

One of the funniest parts of goldfinger in years past was the way the Chinese therapists would say "take off" when offering to show their sublime titties, rather weirdly bubbly but sort of flat tummies, contractor level ass, and hairy Bush.

Kiki was the best at this, letting me finger her Sichuan pussy while looking at her oddly misshapen body.

Lately at goldfinger, there has been not enough take off.

My last go round was with Angela. Now, as all you fuckers know, Angela is the closest thing to a jedi in Westwood. She is likely 28, has a tight little body that you know would just be great to pound so hard that the fucker next door giggling with Vanessa would be annoyed at.

Angela uses two hands, she sweats a little so that she has to take her mask off, and does not rush my "you so strong" pole.

However, she no longer takes off her top, leaving me to have to sit up while being fingered and stroked (painful as a root canal with a ibuprofen as a local) to see her little dim sums. And you can forget about the pantalones. They stay on. So much for her offering the sushi bar for 200.

Anyhow, like most things except for viruses borne in a lab, it never lasts.

It was 100 to her for a vigorous two handed jerkie.

[PriscillaM]

Agreed with priscilla I saw her 2 days ago. Nd worst pick in the world. I was better off with mary from chens. Waste of $. 20.

I think you are dissociating. Zoey must be at least 300. I saw her once in the valley at least 7 years ago. She was on the edge of ugliness then, but had these great tits for Russian and I had a nice burp with her and another girl in the valley.

Fast forward to it must have been may or June of 2020. The first Covid shutdown had just ended and people, as I recall, were not wearing masks. Zoey's place was on Santa Monica and orange, by the big shoe store. I think we set up for like a 10 pm handjob.

I parked in that shoe store parking lot and paid I think 250 upsold to 300. She was so sweaty I thought she was going to melt. She tried every which way to get me off, but she looked like the pilot from airplane sweating. It was nasty. I think I went the whole hour and forced a nut out.

I get to my car and the lot was locked. In an act of total stupidity, rather than call an uber, I got on the red bus that goes on Santa Monica boulevard from I guess highland all the way to ocean in Santa Monica. It made about 56 stops. In the bus were peak homeless types and the president's son shooting up.

It is telling that I remember that bus ride more than the hand job.

[LngTimeMongr]

She is sweaty fat and generally speaking a complete pig I can pm you more details.

Agreed with priscilla I saw her 2 days ago. Nd worst pick in the world. I was better off with mary from chens. Waste of $. 20.

[PriscillaM]

Anyone seen her? She's been advertising for years on Eros and elsewhere, but I can't find one single review. I talked to her on the phone and she seems like a lot of fun. I rarely TOFTT but I might have to this weekend with her.

https://massage.eros.com/california/...762.htm?cat=83

She is sweaty fat and generally speaking a complete pig I can pm you more details.

[RootPotter]

Anyone seen her? She's been advertising for years on Eros and elsewhere, but I can't find one single review. I talked to her on the phone and she seems like a lot of fun. I rarely TOFTT but I might have to this weekend with her.

https://massage.eros.com/california/...762.htm?cat=83

[PriscillaM]

So my hiatus from goldfinger lasted just about as long as lebron's book club meetings.

Bedpage and rubmd only had girls in Huntington park and thatmall only has girls who have AARP level old pussies.

There was no way I was going to 3200 santa monica, I cannot fuck fat latinas with vulcanized rubber condoms while some pot smoking millenial of the homeboy persuasion waits for my sloppy seconds.

So, having quit goldfinger for about two months, I rolled in around 730 pm.

I did not call ahead for a lineup, that fucken place needs a disinformation governance board. The names are apocryphal and the availability is as spotty as baby formula.

I did a quick walk around the block and no one was going in or coming out.

I walk in and this pig of a human in an evening dress you might find in a goodwill dumpster greeted me. She looked like she had just learned about dove bars by eating 10 of them and she was so happy to see me that I think I heard her fart. I informed her that I wanted a mother fuken line up. She had me temp up at 35.9 and brought Katie up.

I had heard mongers requesting Katie before. In fact, after mongers requesting to take a shit at the glorious can at 19 XX, the next words out of a monger's mouth are "is Katie available. After I take a wet dump I want her finger up my ass."

Katie cannot possibly be over 40. Well, 45. She had black yoga leggings on showing an ass as flat as the earth. Do not give me the earth is round bullshit. She had a top that was like a wife beater but with some words on the tits part I think they said "Sheraton" (you will get the joke if you go to goldfinger). She stepped into the break room (which is now a jack shack if they are at full capacity) and kind of disappeared. Walking down the hall came another fucken evening dress urchin and I was like, I want the girl in the fucken flip flops with legs so skinny I could only imagine how tight her box is.

So somehow, Katie is flushed out and she walks me to room 2. She is not wearing a mask and has a face that I could nut all over if I was high on fentanyl. She has a nice set.

I get in the room and wait like five minutes.

She comes in and asks if I have been here before. I asked her, does dolly parton sleep on her back? Yes, I have been here before. She did an execrable massage on me and barely teased. This must have been a 25 minute massage as useless as a wet fart in a paper bag. I had to ask for lighter pressure twice. She touched my nuts like she was trying to get the milk from the back of the ralphs fridge. She was wearing a mask because jacking a guy off would not necessarily spread any virus.

She then gets the hot towels and rubs me down.

She then teases all over but does not grab the mic.

She says turn over, and finally gets to my shvantz. Her technique is as weak as soy half and half at a Larchmont Starbucks.

She did take down her bra to show some nice, possibly fake hooters that would be better Russian than a Kiev offensive.

She let me play with them, but south of the Mendoza line was only OTC.

She was a little rough on the balls, but she took heed when I told her "it is an egg" and "strikeouts are boring" and she was like what the fuck? I guess she missed bull durham over there in fucken yunnan.

In a moment of humor some monger came into the lobby and was asking for vanessa. Vanessa is goldfinger's version of Mary at chen's. Face ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road, old enough that jesus is in her high school annual, and annoying as a phone going off in the shitter stall next to you.

I hear Vanessa is blowing guys in violation of goldfinger policy.

Anyhow, after like 15 minutes of dickwork, Katie was getting more winded than a long covid sufferer running a marathon carrying lizzo.

I figured I would give in and let her win, but she was shaking my entire shaft and my knob is more sensitive than an msnbc guest on critical race theory so it was pretty bad.

Tipped her 100 and on the way out an identical looking gal came out of room 4. [Deleted by Admin]

[PriscillaM]

Given the borderline traumatic abuse I suffer on this board, I cannot believe I am doing this. But if you are on this board and do not live in fucken Downey, Lomita, or van Nuys, and actually participate in the real life of a homo sapiens sapiens on the west side (you know, eating with cutlery, not being arrested 19 times, stopping at limit lines), then this is for you.

The place is the old M & V massage, now called ocean massage at like 711 on that big street that goes through Venice named after the president that rammed the south harder than a Cat 4 hurricane.

It is a strip mall shopping center with a "pho" restaurant where white people literally eat in the fucken parking lot. A beauty parlor, a "capoeira" studio. This is some horseshit martial arts from brazil in which you do cartwheels, a health food store, and Indonesian (restaurant and said massage parlor.

It is awkward "AF" to get in here. There is always some goody two shoe millennial parent on Instagram leaning against the fucken common wall of the parlor and the capoeira joint. Also, there are always a few boomer whites eating the pho in the fucken parking lot. The beauty parlor seems to shut early. I have never seen a single muther fucker in the Indonesian restaurant or the health food joint.

Anyhow, I called over and Cindy answered. This was 8 o'clock. Cindy had a voice that. Unlike the fucken hag mamasan Vanessa that make you want to shove your galaxy note 8 up your ass. Can give you a boner just from singing take on me by a ha. She sounds like the submissive Asian type that would suck your dick while you were shooting from the rough with a five iron. I said I would be there in 15 minutes and she said fine.

I roll down Lincoln like a convoy going from Ramadi to Baghdad with a brigage of Lithuanian prostitutes (OK, I ran out of parables). I drove pretty fucken fast.

I park on the street and fuck it, I walked right the fuck in. Out comes Cindy. The reports on her are correct. She is cute. She resembles the wife of the fucker who brought us facebook, but without the extra pounds and without the cleft lip. She is 28. She is personable. She tells me that she is unavailable and they bring in some fucken hag wearing a mask. I said, look, I am not dead yet and I am not having a home health care worker jerk me off. So Cindy returns.

She is wearing pale olive yoga pants and a black top, with midriff showing. Ass is flat as dudamel conducting the beastie boys. Her legs are titanium alloy and she is flat chested. She is very talkative and my fish monger skills came in handy during the conversation. Oh yeah you lay flat faced on the table, and she takes the towel off. The floor is stone and the place is spartan as an ADX cell.

Her English is better than the current press secretary, but she can whip out the mandarin to manage the flight deck. She does a non-sensual massage on your back that is as painful as watching the view while having your dick eaten by a group of Pomeranians.

She turns you over and asks after a few minutes if you want to be jacked. She asks that you be generous given the CPI and the current glee of causing 6 dollar diesel.

She let me touch her over the clothes because I am such a fucken stud. She does a decent handjob but she is cute enough that you wish for more, like putting her legs behind her ears, tying them down with duct tape and fucking her in her Asian real pussy (hey, I am no pervert that fucks Mary from chens).

I tipped her 100 , and it was 60 for the door.