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  1. #2690

    Question?

    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    This was not meant to be a joke. This girl (she must be 40) has the worst tit job ever. The nipples are like in the upper right hand corner of each tit. They look like suicide doors on a car.

    She works out of a fucken office suite in Santa Monica, I know a guy who does taxes out of the suite.

    The place smells vaguely of recycled toner.

    It is fairly clean but you feel like maybe you should be going to the dentist there too.

    I thought maybe she stopped massaging due to the hack on rub ratings.

    No, she was bragging that she can make over 2 k a month wearing outfits and showing her feet.

    I have to fucken be at Vons every morning by 830 to stock salmon and my hands stink by 9 am to make 2 k a month.

    Do I amuse you?
    Is the fish at Vons wild caught or farm raised from the cesspools of China?

  2. #2689
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2977

    Funny how?

    Quote Originally Posted by AssusPrime  [View Original Post]
    These posts are hilarious.
    This was not meant to be a joke. This girl (she must be 40) has the worst tit job ever. The nipples are like in the upper right hand corner of each tit. They look like suicide doors on a car.

    She works out of a fucken office suite in Santa Monica, I know a guy who does taxes out of the suite.

    The place smells vaguely of recycled toner.

    It is fairly clean but you feel like maybe you should be going to the dentist there too.

    I thought maybe she stopped massaging due to the hack on rub ratings.

    No, she was bragging that she can make over 2 k a month wearing outfits and showing her feet.

    I have to fucken be at Vons every morning by 830 to stock salmon and my hands stink by 9 am to make 2 k a month.

    Do I amuse you?

  3. #2688
    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    So I got a tit / hand job from this pig on the westside. I was kind of bored so I repeated with her.

    I asked why she was on hiatus.

    She tells me she is on only fans dot com and selling guys pics of her feet and hands and wearing certain clothes.

    She says she make 2 k a month, but the site takes 20%.

    This girl is totally nasty looking. I am ashamed that I patronize her.

    But guys are spending money on online shit with her?

    This is crazy and is killing pricing all over.
    These posts are hilarious.

  4. #2687
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2977

    Only bullshit dot com

    So I got a tit / hand job from this pig on the westside. I was kind of bored so I repeated with her.

    I asked why she was on hiatus.

    She tells me she is on only fans dot com and selling guys pics of her feet and hands and wearing certain clothes.

    She says she make 2 k a month, but the site takes 20%.

    This girl is totally nasty looking. I am ashamed that I patronize her.

    But guys are spending money on online shit with her?

    This is crazy and is killing pricing all over.

  5. #2686
    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    You guys watch porn? Why?
    When it's 1:00 am and all the AMPs and AAMPs are closed, and I have to nut one off so I can fall asleep.

    If I am in Vegas, no porn is needed. LOL.

  6. #2685
    [Learn to use Report Post. Do not quote something bad as that.]

  7. #2684
    Quote Originally Posted by SeanSlate  [View Original Post]
    The price of Pussy has gone up!
    Plus 1 on that. I like to get off once a day and can't afford the 300/ a day it would cost for decent pussy or 400-500/ a day for the good pussy. BTW, from what I've seen over the last couple of years on this site, my idea of decent or good pussy seems to be far different than what most guys here seem to find acceptable. I know there are a few gems that rarely come across this site's discussions as the exception to the rule. Of course, it could be that many of the examples I've seen just aren't very photogenic.

    Hell, for the past few years, my max budget for clubs or actual hobbying is about $1200 per year. So yeah, I use porn too.

  8. #2683

    April 23 is an interesting holiday

    Today is "National Vagina Appreciation Day."

    Really.

  9. #2682

    Why watch porn??

    Quote Originally Posted by PriscillaM  [View Original Post]
    You guys watch porn? Why?
    The price of Pussy has gone up!

  10. #2681
    Quote Originally Posted by FarFarAway  [View Original Post]
    Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

    Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.
    Isn't it all free now? Pornhub, Redtube, Youporn.

  11. #2680
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2977

    We really bottomed out

    Quote Originally Posted by FarFarAway  [View Original Post]
    Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

    Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.
    You guys watch porn? Why?

  12. #2679

    Theporndude

    Quote Originally Posted by FarFarAway  [View Original Post]
    Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

    Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.
    If you google "the porn dude" the website will have all legit porn sites including some OF video. I'd link the site but not sure if allowed to here.

  13. #2678

    Porn sites

    Does anyone have a good porn site? I use xhamster the most, but they stopped allowing downloads a while back, and now to upload you have to give them verified I'd, which I am not doing. It was a great place to share. Motherless is another one I used to use, but I've gotten kicked off before. It is also slow. I really liked one called hush-hush, it had free content, photos, and then a companion site hushx, which was video. IT also is now defunct.

    Really looking for a place to share and get freebies.

  14. #2677
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2977

    Harmony Temple

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWhiteWabbit  [View Original Post]
    Hey I recently came across a website called Voyeur Dolls which is mostly just women drawing this guy's dick, and I guess I found my new kink because I am into it and would really love to recreate that experience. Anybody have any suggestions about how to go about finding something like this? I think ideally it would be a real artist / art student who would draw my dick. Ideally she'd help me finish at the end, but not touch actually necessary, but mostly I want her to really focus on my dick and sketch it to the best of her ability. I was thinking of posting on craigslist and saying no touch, but I wasn't sure if that was sketchy. Any thoughts? Thanks.
    If you have a strap on, ketamines, piss play, pegging, BDSM, spongebob fetish, your girl is harmony temple https://www.slixa.com/california/los...armony-temple..

    I am sure for like 2 k she will draw your dick all you want. You should prolly get a hotel room her incall is nasty as her face.

  15. #2676

    Looking for particular artistic ASMR experience

    Hey I recently came across a website called Voyeur Dolls which is mostly just women drawing this guy's dick, and I guess I found my new kink because I am into it and would really love to recreate that experience. Anybody have any suggestions about how to go about finding something like this? I think ideally it would be a real artist / art student who would draw my dick. Ideally she'd help me finish at the end, but not touch actually necessary, but mostly I want her to really focus on my dick and sketch it to the best of her ability. I was thinking of posting on craigslist and saying no touch, but I wasn't sure if that was sketchy. Any thoughts? Thanks.

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