Massage Parlor Reports

**KitWalker1967** · 06-02-22 10:23

Originally Posted by DirtyOldMan40 [View Original Post]

Finally was able to stop by Enjoy in Hillsboro. Was met up front by Jennifer. Late 30's-early 40's skinny. She was very friendly, dropped. 7 for the hour and was led to front room. I think she saw that I wasn't super thrilled with it being so close to front door so she suggested a room a tiny bit further back. She came back with my change and kept pushing 4 hand. Nah, not this time. Left room and I laid down. In came Sophia, easily 55 skinny asian. Didn't seem too super thrilled to be there, but performed an average massage. I realized why Jennifer started to put me in the other room originally, because this ans the room in front of it are sound carrying!! I could easily hear the conversation in the other room. Jennifer kept suggesting 4 hand with that monger too. He caved at first and said okay, then saw the 4 hands and quickly said, no no, just 2 hands, just you. I didn't see the other girl at all while I was there. He did a 30 and seemed to have left with no joy.

Sophia spent 85% of the time on my back, no real teasing but could have had room for leeway. OTC touching was minimal at very best, and not allowed up top at all. Flipped, saw her kept looking at the clock. Not even 3 minutes into my flip and she says. Only 5 min left, you want more time? No no, her time management and lack of interest seems horrible. She massaged legs, stomach, worked around the little guy while only grazing him once or twice in seemingly accidental and not hinting attempts. I think she could tell that I was not thrilled even though I didn't say anything. Got dressed and debated for a few seconds on what I should leave for tip. Ended up leaving. 15. I wanted to leave less for the poor overall experience. My go to legit tip is. 20, decided on. 15 to leave something, but not enough so that it showed that I clearly wasn't leaving thrilled with anything at all.

This location used to be really good when it first opened. Then seemed to live on it's reputation and not provide much of anything. Not sure of others experiences, but definitely not what it used to be. Will never be back and will avoid at all costs unless something drastic changes. Much better locations around to enjoy. No pun intended.

Other locations on Tv Hwy near McDonalds, and towards downtown Hillsboro offer better handie-endings. And of course the upsell of the one by the jail / sheriffs office that definitely upsells but offers much more. YMMV. Happy mongering.

Sorry to hear about the lousy experience and thank you for your review. I'll add this place to my no-fly list for the next time I'm in the area.

**DirtyOldMan40** · 06-01-22 19:55

Finally was able to stop by Enjoy in Hillsboro. Was met up front by Jennifer. Late 30's-early 40's skinny. She was very friendly, dropped. 7 for the hour and was led to front room. I think she saw that I wasn't super thrilled with it being so close to front door so she suggested a room a tiny bit further back. She came back with my change and kept pushing 4 hand. Nah, not this time. Left room and I laid down. In came Sophia, easily 55 skinny asian. Didn't seem too super thrilled to be there, but performed an average massage. I realized why Jennifer started to put me in the other room originally, because this ans the room in front of it are sound carrying!! I could easily hear the conversation in the other room. Jennifer kept suggesting 4 hand with that monger too. He caved at first and said okay, then saw the 4 hands and quickly said, no no, just 2 hands, just you. I didn't see the other girl at all while I was there. He did a 30 and seemed to have left with no joy.

Sophia spent 85% of the time on my back, no real teasing but could have had room for leeway. OTC touching was minimal at very best, and not allowed up top at all. Flipped, saw her kept looking at the clock. Not even 3 minutes into my flip and she says. Only 5 min left, you want more time? No no, her time management and lack of interest seems horrible. She massaged legs, stomach, worked around the little guy while only grazing him once or twice in seemingly accidental and not hinting attempts. I think she could tell that I was not thrilled even though I didn't say anything. Got dressed and debated for a few seconds on what I should leave for tip. Ended up leaving. 15. I wanted to leave less for the poor overall experience. My go to legit tip is. 20, decided on. 15 to leave something, but not enough so that it showed that I clearly wasn't leaving thrilled with anything at all.

This location used to be really good when it first opened. Then seemed to live on it's reputation and not provide much of anything. Not sure of others experiences, but definitely not what it used to be. Will never be back and will avoid at all costs unless something drastic changes. Much better locations around to enjoy. No pun intended.

Other locations on Tv Hwy near McDonalds, and towards downtown Hillsboro offer better handie-endings. And of course the upsell of the one by the jail / sheriffs office that definitely upsells but offers much more. YMMV. Happy mongering.

**JjHoliday** · 06-01-22 14:01

It has dried up here.

I have not been out for 2 weeks. Venud sounds good. Had 40 ish at are Sun doing more than massage only now?

**Trux1** · 05-31-22 19:04

Originally Posted by Reliable [View Original Post]

Anna's an old friend of many years. Curious as to where you saw her. 99 is long and stacked with places to visit.

She's at Zen. Seems to be there most days.

**LazenBy007** · 05-31-22 18:06

New ownership or management. No more 50-60 somethings. Mid-30's petite, playful, really sexy tits "Bella". Looked Southeast Asian versus the K or C girls. Total cost was 200 for 1 hr, CFS bang bang after brief BBBJ. Shower available in her room. Nice turn of events.

The Admiral.

**Reliable** · 05-31-22 16:25

Originally Posted by Trux1 [View Original Post]

Interesting if it's the old alteration shop. It was briefly a massage parlor nearly ten years ago but didn't last long. Seems like the last thing we need, I'm seeing a lot of consistently empty parking lots at the Vancouver places. Plus many of the places have too many employees as well.

Did run into Anna, the former owner of vista, at one of the spots on 99 if anyone is a fan (I'm not).

Anna's an old friend of many years. Curious as to where you saw her. 99 is long and stacked with places to visit.

**Rastala** · 05-31-22 00:41

Did you try it this weekend?

I know there are 2 girls there and one of them goes by the name Jennifer. She gives a good massage. Kinda starts walking on her knees on your back hard enough not to hurt at all and no teasing no extra but then, she says she doesn't do it and was respectful that way. I gave a. 2 tip. She mentioned the other girl gives a better massage though. I'm not sure if there is anything beyond nor I got to see her. I'm still going there to get a better massage this week. I'll update here soon.

Originally Posted by DirtyOldMan40 [View Original Post]

Called Enjoy. Unless you see the little street sign, it's easy to miss. It's set way back in a little warehouse complex by the power substation. I think that it shares the same entrance. Closer to Cornelius Pass than 185th. You'd be better off looking for the BPA power substation signs on the street then take a closer look for one of those A-signs out by the street to guide you in.

**DirtyOldMan40** · 05-30-22 15:07

Originally Posted by Rastala [View Original Post]

Which one at evergreen?

Called Enjoy. Unless you see the little street sign, it's easy to miss. It's set way back in a little warehouse complex by the power substation. I think that it shares the same entrance. Closer to Cornelius Pass than 185th. You'd be better off looking for the BPA power substation signs on the street then take a closer look for one of those A-signs out by the street to guide you in.

**OneOne9** · 05-30-22 14:22

Originally Posted by ==******** [View Original Post]

And being nice helps a lot when you enter these places.

Tipping is a great way to foster great service.

And then I will always return when I can, It is nice to be recognized by the girl or girls when you come back a few weeks later on.

prices are going up everywhere..

Agree being nice and respectable can set the mood for a good session.

Tipping has nothing to do with great service. Paying a fair price, a connection with the provider and treating them with respect will get you good service.

Very few providers stick around long enough for anyone to remember you.

All these providers come from California where the cost of living is higher than Portland. The rates in California are the same or lower than Portland. I see no reason to pay more.

**Joepdx** · 05-30-22 13:26

Hollywood on Powell, same owners as Wonderland on Sandy, girls move back and forth.

Not related to the other Hollywood.

Originally Posted by Safrony42 [View Original Post]

I see a Hollywood on sandy. Is this really on Powell?

**AmaznAzn** · 05-30-22 10:51

Originally Posted by XlrJames [View Original Post]

Wait. Did she offer to let you fuck the thighs? LOL.

Lisa has very meaty pussy lips, she puts her legs together and lets you Fuck her between her thighs whilst also rubbing her pussy, almost allowing you to enter if she'd just allow you the proper angle, pretty much like having BBFS with one abs every every once in awhile. Get to know and tip her well and this won't be a problem.

**Rastala** · 05-30-22 10:37

Which one at evergreen?

Originally Posted by DirtyOldMan40 [View Original Post]

Had some free time today so I ventured out. Kept debating between Enjoy and Oasis as they are decently close together. I haven't been to Enjoy for a very very long time and always wanted to stop by Oasis to scout it out, but timing never worked. Decided to hit up Oasis near the Walmart. The exterior seems very legit. The interior not so much, but the signs out front are plastered with the tradiitonal asian massage style signs, and the place is open from like 10 am-9 pm. Reviews online seems to mostly point to legit, but if you don't know, you got to test it out, right? Finally dropped in there and was met with a very sexy little asian in her 20's at the front counter on her phone. 1 hr, . 7 and was immediately led back. Got undressed, different girl came in who was probably in her late 40's but looked a bit younger than that. Cute face, body, but was wearing jeans and a tshirt. I think I knew right then that this was no good. Spent 90% of the time on my front, she did introduce some hot stones which was a nice touch. Pretty good massage though. Couldn't quite touch at all, but I dropped a couple minor movements. Flipped, and she did the face massage, then put a couple tissues and blindfold on me. Immediately heightened the sensations and got me wondering. She got close to the little guy a few times but no cigar. Did legs and feet and then pulled of the blindfold and said all done. Ugh, I had a hunch going into it, but I wanted to try. Between the asians, the late hours, the asian type signage, it was definitely somewhere to check out just to not miss out on anything with me driving by every day. Oh well. . 2 tip on the table on my way out of the room for a regular massage and I was on my way. I could tell she really wanted the tip in hand, but I always feel weird doing that in the front. I let her know it was on the table and she said see you next time as I walked out the door and she headed back to the room, presumably for her tip. Nothing special here, but overall good massage.

Hoping to get to Enjoy on Evergreen this weekend and see if it's still gone downhill from when it used to be good at their grand opening, or if it's still living on old reputation. It's the least I could go for my my lost brothers in arms for memorial day. I'll update as soon I drop by.

Happy mongering!

**Safrony42** · 05-30-22 03:02

I see a Hollywood on sandy. Is this really on Powell?

Second stop was Hollywood Massage, on Powell:

I had heard this place was fairly mind blowing, in terms of the masseuses, but was notoriously a "standard ending only" joint. Egotistically I had hoped to have been the exception, but I now understand why that wouldn't be likely for anyone. The separation between rooms was flimsy at best, and sound isolation just isn't a thing at all. Despite having a door that fully shut, it was probably the least private experience I ever experienced.

That said, I was absolutely floored by how young and beautiful the staff happened to be at this location. If standard finishes were my thing I'd never go anywhere else. If she told me she was 19, I'd have believed it.

I did a half hour, and the massage was better than average. She was nice enough. Little in the enthusiasm department, but not dower either. Standard finish with some under the cloths roaming, but nothing below the waist. Pricing was reasonable, but not great. Specifics elude memory. I remember thinking the price was only worthwhile given the rarity of finding somebody this hot.

I should take a second to mention I rather dislike standard finishes, so much so that I wouldn't be in the hobby if those were the only option. The fact I even agreed to such is a testament to how amazing this lady was. Alas, I have forgotten her name (though while in my room I heard another punter come in and ask if "Lilly" was working. A name I made a mental note to inquire about in the future).

Fun aside, while hanging around the area after the experience, an older lady walked by (likely in her 70's or 80's) smoking a massive blunt. Dressed in super loud pastels, rocking shades and a backpack, she offered me a hit before continuing her stroll down the street. I declined, but was touched.

**WarpFactor69** · 05-30-22 00:12

Licky Stone on 182nd, on the east side of Portland. Got Angela, attractive 35+ slender lady with nice boobs. Massage was short, on to the flip, but not before being reached under for some great teasing. After flip came the hard sell, 80 for HE. Fuck that. I say OK, massage only. At this point she demands 40 tip for massage only. I immediately sat up and got dressed. Probably will not go back, maybe after she is gone. The fact that she made her demands with such confidence tells me that others with low self esteem paid 80 for a handy.