Massage Parlor Reports

[Joepdx]

Hollywood on Powell, same owners as Wonderland on Sandy, girls move back and forth.

Not related to the other Hollywood.

I see a Hollywood on sandy. Is this really on Powell?

[AmaznAzn]

Wait. Did she offer to let you fuck the thighs? LOL.

Lisa has very meaty pussy lips, she puts her legs together and lets you Fuck her between her thighs whilst also rubbing her pussy, almost allowing you to enter if she'd just allow you the proper angle, pretty much like having BBFS with one abs every every once in awhile. Get to know and tip her well and this won't be a problem.

[Rastala]

Which one at evergreen?

Had some free time today so I ventured out. Kept debating between Enjoy and Oasis as they are decently close together. I haven't been to Enjoy for a very very long time and always wanted to stop by Oasis to scout it out, but timing never worked. Decided to hit up Oasis near the Walmart. The exterior seems very legit. The interior not so much, but the signs out front are plastered with the tradiitonal asian massage style signs, and the place is open from like 10 am-9 pm. Reviews online seems to mostly point to legit, but if you don't know, you got to test it out, right? Finally dropped in there and was met with a very sexy little asian in her 20's at the front counter on her phone. 1 hr, . 7 and was immediately led back. Got undressed, different girl came in who was probably in her late 40's but looked a bit younger than that. Cute face, body, but was wearing jeans and a tshirt. I think I knew right then that this was no good. Spent 90% of the time on my front, she did introduce some hot stones which was a nice touch. Pretty good massage though. Couldn't quite touch at all, but I dropped a couple minor movements. Flipped, and she did the face massage, then put a couple tissues and blindfold on me. Immediately heightened the sensations and got me wondering. She got close to the little guy a few times but no cigar. Did legs and feet and then pulled of the blindfold and said all done. Ugh, I had a hunch going into it, but I wanted to try. Between the asians, the late hours, the asian type signage, it was definitely somewhere to check out just to not miss out on anything with me driving by every day. Oh well. . 2 tip on the table on my way out of the room for a regular massage and I was on my way. I could tell she really wanted the tip in hand, but I always feel weird doing that in the front. I let her know it was on the table and she said see you next time as I walked out the door and she headed back to the room, presumably for her tip. Nothing special here, but overall good massage.

Hoping to get to Enjoy on Evergreen this weekend and see if it's still gone downhill from when it used to be good at their grand opening, or if it's still living on old reputation. It's the least I could go for my my lost brothers in arms for memorial day. I'll update as soon I drop by.

Happy mongering!

[Safrony42]

I see a Hollywood on sandy. Is this really on Powell?

Second stop was Hollywood Massage, on Powell:

I had heard this place was fairly mind blowing, in terms of the masseuses, but was notoriously a "standard ending only" joint. Egotistically I had hoped to have been the exception, but I now understand why that wouldn't be likely for anyone. The separation between rooms was flimsy at best, and sound isolation just isn't a thing at all. Despite having a door that fully shut, it was probably the least private experience I ever experienced.

That said, I was absolutely floored by how young and beautiful the staff happened to be at this location. If standard finishes were my thing I'd never go anywhere else. If she told me she was 19, I'd have believed it.

I did a half hour, and the massage was better than average. She was nice enough. Little in the enthusiasm department, but not dower either. Standard finish with some under the cloths roaming, but nothing below the waist. Pricing was reasonable, but not great. Specifics elude memory. I remember thinking the price was only worthwhile given the rarity of finding somebody this hot.

I should take a second to mention I rather dislike standard finishes, so much so that I wouldn't be in the hobby if those were the only option. The fact I even agreed to such is a testament to how amazing this lady was. Alas, I have forgotten her name (though while in my room I heard another punter come in and ask if "Lilly" was working. A name I made a mental note to inquire about in the future).

Fun aside, while hanging around the area after the experience, an older lady walked by (likely in her 70's or 80's) smoking a massive blunt. Dressed in super loud pastels, rocking shades and a backpack, she offered me a hit before continuing her stroll down the street. I declined, but was touched.

[WarpFactor69]

Licky Stone on 182nd, on the east side of Portland. Got Angela, attractive 35+ slender lady with nice boobs. Massage was short, on to the flip, but not before being reached under for some great teasing. After flip came the hard sell, 80 for HE. Fuck that. I say OK, massage only. At this point she demands 40 tip for massage only. I immediately sat up and got dressed. Probably will not go back, maybe after she is gone. The fact that she made her demands with such confidence tells me that others with low self esteem paid 80 for a handy.

[AverageJoseph]

Looking for someone who wants to trade Eastside info.

PM me if you are interested.

[Hive Chicago]

Been there 2 x myself, earlier in the year. Same time, both with the same woman. I found her pretty attractive. Mid to late 40's, hot / sexy little red dress and pushup bra. But no action other than a HE that she seemed reluctant to give. Decent massage but talk about mixed signals.

Went by three locations not long back. Ironically, up to this point I've been fairly lucky in terms of the menu offerings, so much so I'd wondered about these mythical existence of these fabled "standard ending only" places. As luck would have it, that was the entirety of what I discovered on this recon.

First stop Carnation, on Sandy:

[Boomer14]

Wait. Did she offer to let you fuck the thighs? LOL.

Kind of like being with a very fat woman. You're never sure if you're pounding pussy or a skin fold.

[XlrJames]

She even offered me a bizarre alternative to full service. Basically various points on her body where her legs met her torso. I had to laugh a bit, but declined. Nice lady, however.

Wait. Did she offer to let you fuck the thighs? LOL.

[GaryH]

"Considering a voyage towards the south soon. Meldrum gets a bad wrap around here. Avoid 100%? It's full service, yeah? Figured I'd start there, and wrap around to Yoyo in West Linn (by way of Oregon City). Yoyo is still the best full service shop I've visited thus far (which is to say they offered it, and the lady was realistically in her 20's. But the negatives were pricing and mask wearing)".

As for Meldrum, it gets it's reputation, do to very HIGH prices for ANY and ALL services, and less than attractive ladies, to time shorting, and rushing. Overall NOT a good place, but if you just have to have FS then this IS offered there. As for Yoyo in West Linn, all you said PLUS the liberal use of Rubbing Alcohol on everything, including YOU, can we say ouch, burn, sting, and total MOOD KILL, I myself, will NOT go back there. I might respectfully suggest in the South End, my neighborhood at Courtney and HWY 99 E in the Eagle Bargain Outlet, next to Sushi Kata you will find what you are seeking, with half way descent looking and younger ladies. Mind you I have said younger, NOT young, and reasonably attractive, of which they seem to rotate semi often. So if you go and do not find anyone that works for you, go back in a couple of weeks or a month and the scenery will most likely have changed. Good luck, happy hunting.

[Qualish]

Went by three locations not long back. Ironically, up to this point I've been fairly lucky in terms of the menu offerings, so much so I'd wondered about these mythical existence of these fabled "standard ending only" places. As luck would have it, that was the entirety of what I discovered on this recon.

First stop Carnation, on Sandy:

This was merely a pass through. Had hoped the lady I met originally, on my very first pass-through, would have been there, but the AMP gods weren't on my side. I agreed to a massage with the lady who greeted me, but her age, build and mask wearing proclivity made me abort that impulse before even entering the room. Either way, I've always heard this was a standard ending only place, so I likely didn't miss much. Didn't ask, or get too far.

Both the ladies I've met were on the older side, 40's to maybe early 50's, and neither were first glance temptations. The lady I wanted to see just had a nice face, but suffice to say I walked on her too on my initial visit, so nothing mind blowing.

Anybody else ever say "no," only to have the person you dismissed grow in your memory's esteem?

Second stop was Hollywood Massage, on Powell:

I had heard this place was fairly mind blowing, in terms of the masseuses, but was notoriously a "standard ending only" joint. Egotistically I had hoped to have been the exception, but I now understand why that wouldn't be likely for anyone. The separation between rooms was flimsy at best, and sound isolation just isn't a thing at all. Despite having a door that fully shut, it was probably the least private experience I ever experienced.

That said, I was absolutely floored by how young and beautiful the staff happened to be at this location. If standard finishes were my thing I'd never go anywhere else. If she told me she was 19, I'd have believed it.

I did a half hour, and the massage was better than average. She was nice enough. Little in the enthusiasm department, but not dower either. Standard finish with some under the cloths roaming, but nothing below the waist. Pricing was reasonable, but not great. Specifics elude memory. I remember thinking the price was only worthwhile given the rarity of finding somebody this hot.

I should take a second to mention I rather dislike standard finishes, so much so that I wouldn't be in the hobby if those were the only option. The fact I even agreed to such is a testament to how amazing this lady was. Alas, I have forgotten her name (though while in my room I heard another punter come in and ask if "Lilly" was working. A name I made a mental note to inquire about in the future).

Fun aside, while hanging around the area after the experience, an older lady walked by (likely in her 70's or 80's) smoking a massive blunt. Dressed in super loud pastels, rocking shades and a backpack, she offered me a hit before continuing her stroll down the street. I declined, but was touched.

Final stop: Beautiful Spa.

I was still looking to scratch the full service itch, and was fairly certain this spot would offer. Alas not so much.

I initially turned on my heels, given both the ladies in the lobby were closer to 60 than 40. After leaving, I decided to just give it a shot, and went back. One of the ladies looked like she was pretty sexy in her heyday, and the isolated nature of the room and general location made me feel confident things would go my way. Alas, this was not to be.

The massage was decent, but she claimed the owner forbade anything beyond a standard ending. She was super (and I mean SUPER) engaged, however, hugging me over and over, and even lying down next to me on the bed to cuddle. She even offered me a bizarre alternative to full service. Basically various points on her body where her legs met her torso. I had to laugh a bit, but declined. Nice lady, however.

Question: Considering a voyage towards the south soon. Meldrum gets a bad wrap around here. Avoid 100%? It's full service, yeah? Figured I'd start there, and wrap around to Yoyo in West Linn (by way of Oregon City). Yoyo is still the best full service shop I've visited thus far (which is to say they offered it, and the lady was realistically in her 20's. But the negatives were pricing and mask wearing).

[JjHoliday]

I've recently had back to back sessions up in Washington with girls calling themselves Amy and both were Asian.

The name Amy triggered a thought how many names have we heard.

Amy.

Anna.

B??

Candy.

CC.

Cindy.

Coco.

D??

E??

Fang or Feng.

G??

H??

Joy.

K??

Lei Lei.

Lena.

Lisa.

Lilly.

Mary.

Mei.

Mei Me.

Nancy.

Nanna.

No name 🙃.

Sophia.

Sissy.

These are the names I have heard. Any others?

I'm just killing time. Thanks JJ.

[KitWalker1967]

There aren't going to be any white girls at Asian Massage Parlors.

I've recently had back to back sessions up in Washington with girls calling themselves Amy and both were Asian.

[Pleco360]

And being nice helps a lot when you enter these places. Tipping is a great way to foster great service. As such. I do understand each of us is in their own economic platform. I might have more disposable than most or some to throw at this hobby. Then again. I can be cheap however I tip good for the service I like. I love it when a girl tells me what I consider a reasonable price for what I want. And then I will always return when I can, It is nice to be recognized by the girl or girls when you come back a few weeks later on.

Good luck guys. Prices are going up everywhere. If you get good service. My motto is you can always make more money.

Have a fun mongering weekend.

Agree totally with this. Concerns of somehow shifting the scale with a generous tip is overblown. Truth of the matter is undertipping is far more common. I have discussed this quite a bit with one of the gals who I consider a friend. You would not believe some of the stories. Tips ranging from 0 to 20 are commonly given for a HE and of course those folks are not posting here. I am a bit more understanding of those gals that haggle though I don't really like it either. And then there are those who don't receive the service they desire will not tip but also piss or defecate on the massage table which is an extreme of bad behavior and underscores how difficult life gets for these gals. Again these folks are not likely to be posting here, but reveal a darker side of this activity.

[DirtyOldMan40]

Had some free time today so I ventured out. Kept debating between Enjoy and Oasis as they are decently close together. I haven't been to Enjoy for a very very long time and always wanted to stop by Oasis to scout it out, but timing never worked. Decided to hit up Oasis near the Walmart. The exterior seems very legit. The interior not so much, but the signs out front are plastered with the tradiitonal asian massage style signs, and the place is open from like 10 am-9 pm. Reviews online seems to mostly point to legit, but if you don't know, you got to test it out, right? Finally dropped in there and was met with a very sexy little asian in her 20's at the front counter on her phone. 1 hr, . 7 and was immediately led back. Got undressed, different girl came in who was probably in her late 40's but looked a bit younger than that. Cute face, body, but was wearing jeans and a tshirt. I think I knew right then that this was no good. Spent 90% of the time on my front, she did introduce some hot stones which was a nice touch. Pretty good massage though. Couldn't quite touch at all, but I dropped a couple minor movements. Flipped, and she did the face massage, then put a couple tissues and blindfold on me. Immediately heightened the sensations and got me wondering. She got close to the little guy a few times but no cigar. Did legs and feet and then pulled of the blindfold and said all done. Ugh, I had a hunch going into it, but I wanted to try. Between the asians, the late hours, the asian type signage, it was definitely somewhere to check out just to not miss out on anything with me driving by every day. Oh well. . 2 tip on the table on my way out of the room for a regular massage and I was on my way. I could tell she really wanted the tip in hand, but I always feel weird doing that in the front. I let her know it was on the table and she said see you next time as I walked out the door and she headed back to the room, presumably for her tip. Nothing special here, but overall good massage.

Hoping to get to Enjoy on Evergreen this weekend and see if it's still gone downhill from when it used to be good at their grand opening, or if it's still living on old reputation. It's the least I could go for my my lost brothers in arms for memorial day. I'll update as soon I drop by.

Happy mongering!