Escort Reports

**Real Bugleboy** · 05-30-22 09:41

Originally Posted by Scoot642 [View Original Post]

I've seen May, sorry mods but the things he says she does she doesn't offer. Not arguing just reporting the truth. Not sure what a hot dress looks like on a sweaty 250 lb lady that hates anything bare. Good luck stay safe.

No she makes an exception for me, I am like a special client. I see her during the week to prepay $20 for next date in exchange for kisses, how much we trust each other. Yes she's not the thinnest girl but I still am happy seeing her (and she is much less than 250 lbs). I give her rides too and sometimes act as her driver when shes doing outcall dates with other clients.
Also we did overnight together in my apartment once. I am not seeing any other providers right now (except possibly my old utr Victoria who I potentially knocked up last fall, you remember the story), so Im happy with her as my number 1.

Oh and btw when you call or text her number, you get someone else who answers, you are right - thats not May, thats her friend Jessica your communicating with. Jessica from Mont Pleasant used to be a provider (one of my regulars in fact) but she retired now and now acts as Mays handler Somewhat, thats who answers the phone when you call. This is why I have Mays private number and communicate with her that way instead. As for Jessica, many mongers here said she was a cash grabber with bad reviews, but I never had any issues with her (see post #3858 for Jessica review, back in January 2020). I occasionally see Jessica now still for outcalls to my apartment, despite her being retired and she never robbed me

Both May and Jessica are 100 times better than Jada. Don’t see why you like her so much

**Scoot642** · 05-30-22 07:58

Originally Posted by RealBugleboy [View Original Post]

Had another great Friday night date with May. I picked her up at her friends house up in Broadalbin and then gave her ride to my apartment in Schenectady to do our outcall date (I drove Rt. 29, Jockey St / Swaggertown Rd to get to my place after picking her up). She was wearing a very hot dress and on the car ride, I was feeling her legs and touching her panties up her dress. We get to my apartment and go in my bedroom and begin to kiss as I run my hand up her dress and then slip my hand thru her panties and touch her pussy. We kiss both lip to lip, then neck kissing, then I pull that hot dress off her and her panties off and I get naked, then pound her pussy and finish inside her. We then took a shower together and redressed, I then give her ride back to her normal place in Schenectady. Nice way to pre celebrate my Memorial Day Weekend.

I've seen May, sorry mods but the things he says she does she doesn't offer. Not arguing just reporting the truth. Not sure what a hot dress looks like on a sweaty 250 lb lady that hates anything bare. Good luck stay safe.

**Real Bugleboy** · 05-30-22 00:42

Had another great Friday night date with May. I picked her up at her friends house up in Broadalbin and then gave her ride to my apartment in Schenectady to do our outcall date (I drove Rt. 29, Jockey St / Swaggertown Rd to get to my place after picking her up). She was wearing a very hot dress and on the car ride, I was feeling her legs and touching her panties up her dress. We get to my apartment and go in my bedroom and begin to kiss as I run my hand up her dress and then slip my hand thru her panties and touch her pussy. We kiss both lip to lip, then neck kissing, then I pull that hot dress off her and her panties off and I get naked, then pound her pussy and finish inside her. We then took a shower together and redressed, I then give her ride back to her normal place in Schenectady. Nice way to pre celebrate my Memorial Day Weekend.

**Dnsmp2791** · 05-29-22 22:40

Fellas,

Any inputs on this one?

https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...d/143645101717

Much appreciated.

Thanks and,

Dnsmp.

**CuriousOne111** · 05-29-22 22:09

Originally Posted by Dinoman80 [View Original Post]

They won't. Duos are not Chelsea's cup of tea and good luck getting any major responses from Porsche. She's always uninterested or detached (unless you try to go in the back door LOL).

Actually, I did a duo with them on Tuesday last week. Chelsea was the one who asked me if I wanted to LOL.

**Meltdown1** · 05-29-22 12:24

Anyone else in here getting random text messages from "Rudy Gonzalez" or otherwise making death threats because you're "waating his girl's time" and demanding money to keep you and your family safe?

Got one of those the other day after a bit of window shopping on STG and Sumo.

**RonJeremy69** · 05-27-22 22:08

[QUOTE=Cetacean;5938611]The attention seeking individual craves attention, even insults and negative attention is better than none. When they are denied attention they will seek it elsewhere. Having worked in mental health for decades makes it possible for me to come up with a tentative diagnosis. His history of violent acting out behavior is clear. He probably disrupted the ER at Ellis Hospital and I'm quite sure he's been in restraints, probably four point, hands and feet secure by straps and cuffs. He's assaulted his family members and likely nurses and aides in the ER. He's not psychotic or delusional. His thoughts and affect are consistent with what we called jokingly an attention *****. You've probably all known borderline people. Ignore him or if you must tell him to call his counselor and work on his abandonment issues and his lack of impulse control.[/

**Real Bugleboy** · 05-27-22 17:46

Originally Posted by Cetacean [View Original Post]

The attention seeking individual craves attention, even insults and negative attention is better than none. When they are denied attention they will seek it elsewhere. Having worked in mental health for decades makes it possible for me to come up with a tentative diagnosis. His history of violent acting out behavior is clear. He probably disrupted the ER at Ellis Hospital and I'm quite sure he's been in restraints, probably four point, hands and feet secure by straps and cuffs. He's assaulted his family members and likely nurses and aides in the ER. He's not psychotic or delusional. His thoughts and affect are consistent with what we called jokingly an attention *****. You've probably all known borderline people. Ignore him or if you must tell him to call his counselor and work on his abandonment issues and his lack of impulse control.

No I do not have borderline personality. My issues are plain autism and me acting like a spoiled brat who never grew up and always wants his own way and won't take no as answer. Of course my mom catered to me, which didn't help. Looking back I feel like I was raised like Eric Cartman on South Park with his mom catering to him.

Whenever I flip out, there's always a cause. I don't just for no reason flip out. Usually something gets me off, like when a provider doesn't get back to me, I get anxious and panic or when something doesn't go my way, I tantrum. I have the attitude, I want things my way and I want it now. Huge difference from borderline.

Like how I got in trouble at work back in December, when they re-enacted the mask policy. I have problem where I can’t tolerate Covid masks and refuse to wear them, I would wear a plastic face shield during the mandate or just violate the policy maskless. At work when I found out the mask policy was going back, I suddenly flipped out and made a bad scene, I yelled “fuck Covid”, “I don’t care if everyone died from Covid back in 2019” and I planned to wear a shirt that reads “fuck Covid”. My point being my tantrum wasn’t no reason, it was me reacting to the mask policy cuz I couldn’t get my own way - proof right there I’m not borderline and my tantrums are just me wanting to control the world - classic autism. Oh and cuz of my little fit, I got brought up on 17 charges at work by HR and almost lost my job. (Not just my outburst, I also talked about me going to prostitutes at work to my coworkers and bragged how I catfished that guy - all reported during the HR investigation and resulted in 17 charges). I took a plea settlement and was reassigned to a different office unit with a 3 year probation period (I can’t have any incidents thru Feb 2025 or I’m out) - the only reason I have kept my job is cuz I work for the state which is very hard to get fired from. If I worked private sector, I would have been fired long time ago.

And no I have never been in handcuffs or restrains. I have never been arrested and was only hospitalized once when I was 13 at Ellis Adolescent Unit and I never got violent with any staff there. Once again false untrue assumptions about me.

**Cetacean** · 05-27-22 09:15

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**Dinoman80** · 05-27-22 08:33

Originally Posted by DonnnyBravo [View Original Post]

They didn't during my session, but I didn't ask them to. I had them both in other positions attention to me. Maybe something I should suggest with more time.

Anyone else have them interacting with each other?

They won't. Duos are not Chelsea's cup of tea and good luck getting any major responses from Porsche. She's always uninterested or detached (unless you try to go in the back door LOL).

**Real Bugleboy** · 05-25-22 22:36

Originally Posted by RealBugleboy [View Original Post]

Also in recent news, I reconciled and reunited with my old UTR Victoria. How could anyone forget her? She is the one I potentially knocked up.

Rewind back to the fall, she was my main provider after I stopped seeing Lauren and Amanda. Then Victoria told me she was pregnant by me and had me take her to get a "fake" abortion pill, then we stopped talking, ironically only a couple days later she had her accident in which she fell from the 3rd floor window and broke her pelvis (right on Thanksgiving eve, the night before Thanksgiving). She almost died from the accident and will never be fully recovered, she has titanium in her legs and pelvis now. Anyhow a few weeks ago, she contacted me on facebook and we briefly talked, then the other night, she wrote me telling me how since she the accident she has changed for the goof and wanted to let go and I agreed, telling her to start anew, so we reconciled. Same night she asked me to give her ride home from visiting an ill family member in a nursing home, because she was stuck, which I did and we had nice talk (she is in Albany now, not Saratoga anymore).

We talked and discussed the possibility of seeing each other again for "dates" like before. In fact, she asked to come along swimming with me yesterday, but had to cancel at last minute.

Victoria and I talking more, she said she would see me again for "dates" like before. She is being nice now, back in the fall, all we did was argue and it was awful. We have been talking and even laughed / smiled in our texts. So going to wait it out a few days or so and see how things go and maybe see her again for sex (her pussy was so juicy and I never lasted long), so picking up where we left off six months ago, but this time starting anew.

And of course, I still am seeing May for dates, we are celebrating my 35th birthday next week. But ya so seeing May and Victoria possibly now as my regulars and establishing more like a fwb relationship with both, what I wanted all along. I know this won't last forever, but for now its working out well.

**DonnnyBravo** · 05-25-22 01:00

Originally Posted by Scoot642 [View Original Post]

Nice review, do they interact with each other? I don mean kiss and fake touch but actually get down and daty 69?

They didn't during my session, but I didn't ask them to. I had them both in other positions attention to me. Maybe something I should suggest with more time.

Anyone else have them interacting with each other?

**Real Bugleboy** · 05-23-22 17:35

Also in recent news, I reconciled and reunited with my old UTR Victoria. How could anyone forget her? She is the one I potentially knocked up.

Rewind back to the fall, she was my main provider after I stopped seeing Lauren and Amanda. Then Victoria told me she was pregnant by me and had me take her to get a "fake" abortion pill, then we stopped talking, ironically only a couple days later she had her accident in which she fell from the 3rd floor window and broke her pelvis (right on Thanksgiving eve, the night before Thanksgiving). She almost died from the accident and will never be fully recovered, she has titanium in her legs and pelvis now. Anyhow a few weeks ago, she contacted me on facebook and we briefly talked, then the other night, she wrote me telling me how since she the accident she has changed for the goof and wanted to let go and I agreed, telling her to start anew, so we reconciled. Same night she asked me to give her ride home from visiting an ill family member in a nursing home, because she was stuck, which I did and we had nice talk (she is in Albany now, not Saratoga anymore).

We talked and discussed the possibility of seeing each other again for "dates" like before. In fact, she asked to come along swimming with me yesterday, but had to cancel at last minute.

But anyhow, don't know if she is a provider anymore or not, but we are at least friends again somewhat and I can confirm she definitely is not pregnant. I asked her about that, now she is telling me that she never was pregnant, it was some kind of ovarian cyst and irregular period that made her think she was pregnant. Do not know if she is telling the truth or if she lost the baby in the accident, like I thought all along. Saratoga Sky's boyfriend Tarry (whom I am friends with) told me a different story, that she was pregnant and the baby daddy could been me or that other guy Shawn (50/50 that it was either one of us), but lost baby in the accident. Who knows and at this point who cares, old news now, so now I can finally move fwd and forget that whole ordeal.

But anyhow this goes to show that I do sometimes reconcile with former providers and am not out to ruin their careers always, like many of you think. Perfect example here and as far as I know she is not providing we have not discussed that yet as we want to take things slow first to see if we start seeing each other again as UTR. As far as other clients she sees, I have no idea.

Ps she plays for the other team. To simplify she dates and likes other girls

**DonnnyBravo** · 05-23-22 07:39

Originally Posted by JoshPG3 [View Original Post]

If you had to see one which one would you see?

I have yet to see Chelsea alone. They both gave equal attention.

Chelsea is clearly older but still quite attractive. She has no tits though. She was also pretty "hyper" on something. She was giving a lot of oral attention down below and more coverage than I'm used too.

Porche has nice perky tits and she is young. She was quite calm. She does keeps her arms covered and maybe hiding something.

I guess I will need a solo with Chelsea before making my decision.

I have't had much luck when I'm up in the Albany area especially since Alyssa is now out of the game.

**Scoot642** · 05-23-22 06:14

Originally Posted by DonnnyBravo [View Original Post]

So I was in town again. As my previous post, Chelsea pushed me to see Porche and I did. This time around, I wanted both. Wow, what a good time. GFE to the fullest. Both beautiful girls. I didn't even really have to do much. They were both very interactive with me. Chelsea was a bit "hyper" but she took really good care of everything. I never felt rush and felt that I was free to do whatever. This will likely be repeatable next time I come back this way.

Chelsea - https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...i/568339107130.

Porche - https://albany.skipthegames.com/fema...y/595655020552.

Nice review, do they interact with each other? I don mean kiss and fake touch but actually get down and daty 69?