The Massholes

[Jupiter7]

From SM Rudiger, Orlando Board:

"Thanks to Jag.

Likewise, Jag provided some decent intel. Too. He's the go-to guy on the board. ".

MG59.

My second post and reading your shit is undeniably the fact you're an attention *****. CLOWN! My apologies to Admin 2, this is the last I feed this troll.

[Jaristas]

[Deleted by Admin]

Greetings Everyone,

Jaristas posted that he/she will no longer be participating in the forum, because there are "too many guy posting untrue info" when in fact there is one prolific troll who's user title identifies him as a troll, informs the rest of you that you shouldn't read his shit and advises you to add him to your ignore list.

Pursuant to Forum Policy, I have deleted this resignation post and retired his/her membership.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Wiseass]

There are 2 parlors on Spring. One is Sunshine and another one is Orchid. Sunshine is a DIY place and Orchid is FS. Just ask for Cathy. Hope she is still there.

Thanks Andir!

[Andir]

After 15 years and spending over 600,000 dollars, I will be retiring from the hobby at the end of the year, so December 31st, 2022 will be my final review.

Dude, no need to wait until December 31st — retire now! You contributed so much, so it's OK you would get the well-deserved rest a bit earlier.

[MathGuy59]

A review she published of Jag The Goat on 7-29-14 in the Orlando Forum. MelBaby is one of one the hottest young providers in Orlando. 18 years old (verified!) soft, warm, tender, young, teenage co-ed fuck flesh. Her vag was so tight, it would spasm as I slowly began to push the 3" wide head of my thick Italian fuck tool into her quivering, twitching little cervix. Her tender young kegel muscles would go into spasmodic convulsions, as the head of my thick Italian meat stick began to sink into her quivering, shaved, teenage fuck hole. I just texted her and I am hoping she still has the same number.

"Oh Daddy Jag!! Mel's inside look on being Jag's little sex kitten.

My all time favorite client. Sexy, tall, built Jagmeister. Oh how proud I am of you getting your own thread. Congratulations daddy jag. I wish you wouldn't be too busy for your sexy co ed teenage fuck flesh. I miss you so much my body aches for you. I hope you get back to me. Xoxo. ".

Mel 💕.

[MathGuy59]

From SM Rudiger, Orlando Board:

"Thanks to Jag.

Likewise, Jag provided some decent intel. Too. He's the go-to guy on the board. ".

MG59.

[MathGuy59]

Never look at anyone who is in a fit of Road Rage. Never. As mentioned here in the Thread, some Audi drivers are also, highly aggressive. I have experienced them, too. There are too many stories on the news about Road Rage crimes and fatalities.

Please, everyone, be safe this Holiday weekend and please, remember our brave soldiers who paid the ultimate sacrifice.

MG59.

[Max Walker86]

So, I am driving south bound down Route One on my way to Norwood a few days ago and this butt-munch POS is tailgating me. As I am crossing over the 128/ I95 overpass, he whips around me, honks his horn, flips me the "bird" and blows past me in his late model, black, BMW 5 Series. I was driving the speed limit of 45 or so. He must have passed me doing at least 60 plus.

As fate would have it, a MSP officer was pulling out of the Shell Gas Station on the right (next to the Dunkin' Donuts) and NAILED HIS ASS! LOL. On go the blue lights, and the guy pulled over past the bridge near the Porsche Dealership.

Yup the dumb, cock sucking, POS road rager got stopped by one of Massachusetts' finest just beyond the bridge that comes after the Shell Station. As I drove by, I did not even look at the dirtbag. I hope he got a speeding ticket.

MG59.

Smart move not looking. I've noticed Audi drivers are the most aggressive. I drive very carefully, haven't gotten pulled over for anything in 10 years.

[MathGuy59]

So, I am driving south bound down Route One on my way to Norwood a few days ago and this butt-munch POS is tailgating me. As I am crossing over the 128/ I95 overpass, he whips around me, honks his horn, flips me the "bird" and blows past me in his late model, black, BMW 5 Series. I was driving the speed limit of 45 or so. He must have passed me doing at least 60 plus.

As fate would have it, a MSP officer was pulling out of the Shell Gas Station on the right (next to the Dunkin' Donuts) and NAILED HIS ASS! LOL. On go the blue lights, and the guy pulled over past the bridge near the Porsche Dealership.

Yup the dumb, cock sucking, POS road rager got stopped by one of Massachusetts' finest just beyond the bridge that comes after the Shell Station. As I drove by, I did not even look at the dirtbag. I hope he got a speeding ticket.

MG59.

[KingOfFours]

Desarae is Nicole's daughter correct?

Please check your inbox, sir! This snake pit of a forum is not the right place to discuss!

[InTheWind52]

Desarae is Nicole's daughter correct?

Well now! Bingo! Finally!

Now, lets recap how he got here. First, he says that she is a good friend, and gorgeous:

Then, when I posted the first picture of his "good friend", the "gorgeous" Nicole, he said that he never met her, and that she looked like a dude, even though others (see the Bareback board) had easily recognized her from that picture:

Then, after I posted the second picture of her, he finally decided that he recognized that it was indeed his "good friend", Nicole, who he now once again, thought was "very beautiful":

His Heading: It Looks Like Nicole From Enso And Opulence Spa.

Then, to complete the story, he sent me additional personal info about Nicole that could be easily found with some decent sleuthing, and a background check. Indeed, I was with Nicole for only about 1. 5 hours in my entire life, which were the two times that I inseminated her. I never met her before that and I have not seen her since that last time I cum-pumped her in Moby's Dick Motel quite a few years ago. Nevertheless, I already knew everything about her, from various other sources, that he had stated publicly and that he sent me. It was EASY data to find.

So this flipping and flopping fish-is he telling the truth? He very well might be. Or is he just sleuthing and then spinning yarns just to show off, either partially or wholly false? He very well might be. I can't tell. And I don't care. This fish is far too small and his whorre stories are far too dubious to care about. So I'm throwing him back into your shark tank here. As for me, I'm done with him, and I'm now going back to the other, much more useful forums on this board, to discuss hoes, rather than assholes.

[MathGuy59]

"Why do you guys bother.

With KOFs nonsense. Why do you entertain this idiot who has no value to this thread except his fantasy tales how he stalks Sarah burke texting her to meet for a lousy 100 bucks because he's broke as fuck. Dudes a clown and who meets the ugliest and fattest woman I've ever seen. You know your a loser when cum dumpster Sarah burke wants nothing to do with you especially if you follow her snap and pornhub as she's banging every guy and there father daily. ".

[BillyBaloney]

BillyB and WiseAss is the same Handle. Ironic that they write at the same time when BillyB never writes anything unless called out or when his BF WiseAss writes. Very comical and of course both copy / paste / quotes the same way. Such a waste of time that I didn't bother reading your rant and it's too bad as I'm sure that you spent a lot of time and thought to make your rant so entertaining that no one bothered reading it. Very unfortunate. But, I expected that from your Handles. Peace.

I am not Wiseass and Wiseass is not me. Feel free to send a message to A2 to check our IP address etc. Etc.

Here's a thought, maybe lots of guys hate you!

Mattis McBragg get a grip, you are a joke here and nobody takes you seriously. Only exception is the Streetwalker thread. I have no doubt your posts about banging broken street meat are authentic.

Everything else is fiction.

[Mattis1775]

BillyB and WiseAss is the same Handle. Ironic that they write at the same time when BillyB never writes anything unless called out or when his BF WiseAss writes. Very comical and of course both copy / paste / quotes the same way. Such a waste of time that I didn't bother reading your rant and it's too bad as I'm sure that you spent a lot of time and thought to make your rant so entertaining that no one bothered reading it. Very unfortunate. But, I expected that from your Handles. Peace.

[Wiseass]

I pretty much to the point where I can't trust anything I'm reading on this board anymore. I've gone on some wild goose chases based on false info Ive read here. I still enjoy reading some of the stuff but all these guys that seem to have no lives and live in fantasy worlds has ruined most of the boards credibility. Good luck guys. Stay safe.

You need to deal with that when you're on LC, STG or whatever sites you visit, those ads you have to filter out as well. If you've been around, you'll learn what's real and avoid getting ripped off. Even veterans lose money here and there. Use this place as reference, how you use the info is up to you.

He's talking about Reviews on this Board, not Ads on websites. Either you severely lack Reading & Comprehension Skills or your in Total Denial and need some help. Here's some help, He's talking about you!.