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**NorthCostGuy** · 05-24-22 13:18

Originally Posted by EmeraldRain [View Original Post]

Can anybody brief me on what to look for as far as LEO when meeting a girl off STG? Is the site even worth it? Seems like a headache from what I'm reading. Just want to get my rocks off and kick rocks. No drama etc.

First, look for reviews on here, The Erotic Monkey, anywhere you can find them. In my book, if there are no reviews, I stop right there.

Second, don't incriminate yourself. Never bring your own condom, lube, etc. , even if she says you have to. This is evidence that you're coming for sex.

Third, don't talk about sex. "I say your ad, you look great, and I'd like to spend an hour with you" will give you plausible deniability.

Fourth, watch how you touch her. Touch her back, her knee, etc. And see how she responds. If she doesn't kick it up a notch, take a step back.

Fifth, before you get there, drive around the block, check out the parking lot behind the school or whatever. If you see a collection of police cars, they're probably waiting for something. If you pull in and she asks what you're driving, tell her the car that you just saw pull in or the one behind you.

Here's the dance. You are agreeing to pay her $X for an hour of her time. That is not illegal. You're hoping that you are so good looking / charming / well hung / whatever that she gets horny and decides to jump you. That's not illegal. But if you say "How much for a blowjob" you are now paying for sex.

The bottom line is that if you get swept up in a bust, they can hold you for 24 hours without charging you. You may need to call your wife and tell her why you won't be home tonight, even if you've followed all of this advice.

**Cumshot19** · 05-24-22 06:36

Originally Posted by TontoMonger [View Original Post]

This is some quality advice right here. I think it's now the 23 Rules of Mongering. Can you imagine doing this and getting hauled off to jail and your cell mate asks "What are you in for?" "Farting in a cops face" that's going to make you the jailhouse hero. Thanks for the laugh.

Tonto.

Bro, it's happened to me. Where do you think I got the idea?

**Tonto Monger** · 05-23-22 19:06

Originally Posted by Cumshot19 [View Original Post]

I understand your concerns, my brother. I found that the best way to make sure that a lady is not a cop is this: when you meet, make small talk, ask her a few questions, pretend to be interested in what she says, then, while she's in mid-sentence, grab her by the hair, pull her face down level with your asshole, and fart right in her fucking face. If she's a cop, you'll be arrested for assault, but that's much better than getting arrested for solicitation. If she's not a cop then she will consider that an advanced form of foreplay.

This is some quality advice right here. I think it's now the 23 Rules of Mongering. Can you imagine doing this and getting hauled off to jail and your cell mate asks "What are you in for?" "Farting in a cops face" that's going to make you the jailhouse hero. Thanks for the laugh.

Tonto.

**PopGarden10** · 05-23-22 17:45

Originally Posted by EmeraldRain [View Original Post]

Excuse me for being so green but what is Lusty, ogd and g spot? I'm in Akron BTW.

Lusty, ogd and gspot are 3 strip bars in downtown Akron. They are generally the places that most girls will do extra in terms of dances. Also generally not too expensive. I prefer the bars bc you see the girl in person and can decide if you gm find her attractive or not. I generally find there is a wide range of what various people on the board find as attractive. Also less chance of getting scammed too bad. A lot of girls will meet outside of the bars as well.

**Cumshot19** · 05-23-22 17:35

Originally Posted by EmeraldRain [View Original Post]

Can anybody brief me on what to look for as far as LEO when meeting a girl off STG? Is the site even worth it? Seems like a headache from what I'm reading. Just want to get my rocks off and kick rocks. No drama etc.

I understand your concerns, my brother. I found that the best way to make sure that a lady is not a cop is this: when you meet, make small talk, ask her a few questions, pretend to be interested in what she says, then, while she's in mid-sentence, grab her by the hair, pull her face down level with your asshole, and fart right in her fucking face. If she's a cop, you'll be arrested for assault, but that's much better than getting arrested for solicitation. If she's not a cop then she will consider that an advanced form of foreplay.

**Member #6985** · 05-23-22 15:34

Originally Posted by VamphireWknd [View Original Post]

Mia invited me over yesterday to meet her mom and to see the work she had done in the yard. Unfortunately I missed her mom who brought her some flower plants but I found Mia resting at the side door. She had dismantled the front steps and was in the process of grading that area around the porch to make it more level. Showed me the backyard where she had cut down 4 trees, and cleaned up the glass and debris. Also had an area rototilled for some of the plants that her mom brought her.

She said that she has updated her ad but was waiting for STG to approve it before they post it. I know anal is not on the menu but BBBf and covered full service is. Now some people were questioning the area she's in. It was getting dark when I met up with her but I felt okay. Met with one of the neighbors who came over to hang out. She's a trip and very self made. Has been working a lot in and around the house and it's slowly coming along. I know some of you have contacted me about getting a hold of her and that's the main reason. Like me, working outside just creeps on you and wears you out. You just don't know it until you come inside and you're out like a light. I'm working on my garden so she's going to come over sometime this week for some tips. But definitely try to hook up with her if you can. She's slim and trim and is a party with her mouth. Definitely a fighting Irish.

I've tried 3 times one response, I'm too busy!

**EmeraldRain** · 05-23-22 14:28

Originally Posted by Pussylicker2 [View Original Post]

Your best bet is to read this forum. If you see a girl on stg you're interested in do a search on her name and read the reviews. Most stg ads are fake. Never ever send a deposit, those are all fake. It's easier to just hot the bars, between Lusty, ogd, and gspot you'll find something. Lets us know how it goes.

Excuse me for being so green but what is Lusty, ogd and g spot? I'm in Akron BTW.

**Member #6667** · 05-23-22 12:29

Originally Posted by VamphireWknd [View Original Post]

Mia invited me over yesterday to meet her mom and to see the work she had done in the yard. Unfortunately I missed her mom who brought her some flower plants but I found Mia resting at the side door. She had dismantled the front steps and was in the process of grading that area around the porch to make it more level. Showed me the backyard where she had cut down 4 trees, and cleaned up the glass and debris. Also had an area rototilled for some of the plants that her mom brought her.

She said that she has updated her ad but was waiting for STG to approve it before they post it. I know anal is not on the menu but BBBf and covered full service is. Now some people were questioning the area she's in. It was getting dark when I met up with her but I felt okay. Met with one of the neighbors who came over to hang out. She's a trip and very self made. Has been working a lot in and around the house and it's slowly coming along. I know some of you have contacted me about getting a hold of her and that's the main reason. Like me, working outside just creeps on you and wears you out. You just don't know it until you come inside and you're out like a light. I'm working on my garden so she's going to come over sometime this week for some tips. But definitely try to hook up with her if you can. She's slim and trim and is a party with her mouth. Definitely a fighting Irish.

I am hoping to connect with her soon. I have texted her. No response yet. Based on your reviews, if you were limited on finances, is this the optimal place at this moment? I read BJ skills are amazing, but how is everything else?

**Cumshot19** · 05-23-22 12:18

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**VamphireWknd** · 05-23-22 11:15

Mia invited me over yesterday to meet her mom and to see the work she had done in the yard. Unfortunately I missed her mom who brought her some flower plants but I found Mia resting at the side door. She had dismantled the front steps and was in the process of grading that area around the porch to make it more level. Showed me the backyard where she had cut down 4 trees, and cleaned up the glass and debris. Also had an area rototilled for some of the plants that her mom brought her.

She said that she has updated her ad but was waiting for STG to approve it before they post it. I know anal is not on the menu but BBBf and covered full service is. Now some people were questioning the area she's in. It was getting dark when I met up with her but I felt okay. Met with one of the neighbors who came over to hang out. She's a trip and very self made. Has been working a lot in and around the house and it's slowly coming along. I know some of you have contacted me about getting a hold of her and that's the main reason. Like me, working outside just creeps on you and wears you out. You just don't know it until you come inside and you're out like a light. I'm working on my garden so she's going to come over sometime this week for some tips. But definitely try to hook up with her if you can. She's slim and trim and is a party with her mouth. Definitely a fighting Irish.

**Pussylicker2** · 05-23-22 11:11

Originally Posted by EmeraldRain [View Original Post]

Can anybody brief me on what to look for as far as LEO when meeting a girl off STG? Is the site even worth it? Seems like a headache from what I'm reading. Just want to get my rocks off and kick rocks. No drama etc.

Your best bet is to read this forum. If you see a girl on stg you're interested in do a search on her name and read the reviews. Most stg ads are fake. Never ever send a deposit, those are all fake. It's easier to just hot the bars, between Lusty, ogd, and gspot you'll find something. Lets us know how it goes.

**GlamourShooter** · 05-22-22 11:03

Originally Posted by HeathenDad [View Original Post]

I've asked no one has answered.

Just a little research brings up several advertised locations (Cleveland, Medina, Akron, Green) in various ads and at least one photo that is not her. Her minimum listed was 150 HHr. The last photo in the link you provided suggests the other photos in that same ad are older.

**HeathenDad** · 05-21-22 14:12

Originally Posted by GlamourShooter [View Original Post]

I'm also curious. I'm a little surprised there has been no comments.

I've asked no one has answered.

**EmeraldRain** · 05-21-22 08:39

Can anybody brief me on what to look for as far as LEO when meeting a girl off STG? Is the site even worth it? Seems like a headache from what I'm reading. Just want to get my rocks off and kick rocks. No drama etc.