Massage Parlor Reports

[MJC0994]

Guess what, chief? Nobody owes you anything, either. This board is built on "give and take" and all you want to do is take.

Say that to the others here that also ask questions and are seeking information. I'm not the only one here "asking a bunch of questions" F this thread yall are no help anyway. I'll figure shit out on my own then

[Feldman]

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[DriftingFan101]

Isn't that what this thread is for? I ask questions because I don't know anyone else in real life that goes to AMPs so I go here to seek information in this thread for those that do. Also what do you mean im not a contributor? I dont owe anyone anything here im just seeking information

If you don't contribute reports of providers you have seen or review an AMP you are not going to receive much help, it's warning other dudes if a girl is a scammer, who gives good service and keeping this community safe so people can practice the hobby and when you refuse to be a part of that people will just ignore you as you give nothing back.

Not trying to be mean but this place does not ask for much, even a basic review can tell someone else if the risk of seeing a provider with no reviews is worth it or to stay away.

[Michael Taylor]

Isn't that what this thread is for? I ask questions because I don't know anyone else in real life that goes to AMPs so I go here to seek information in this thread for those that do. Also what do you mean im not a contributor? I dont owe anyone anything here im just seeking information

It's just like the people that don't put their shopping carts back. Be a good citizen. . . Pull the trigger and share your monger experiences, here. I'm going to have to put that on my tombstone. Ha.

[MJC0994]

I go to RL on occasion, and just recently a few times when RS was closed for repairs. The ladies at RL are not younger, and are not more attractive. I haven't been to VIP in Greenbelt of late, but VIP tended to have the more attractive, younger (and less fun, IMO) ladies. I do not mean to diss the ladies at RL, who are known for their "very accommodating" services, which they come by naturally due to their age and experience. We all have our preferences and standards, and far be it for me to question someone else's preferences, but by any subjective measure I cannot support such a statement about the ladies at RL.

What is really missing is what MJC0994 considers younger and more attractive, but from looking at his posts, it seems like he's more of a lurker than a contributor, always asking a bunch of questions.

Isn't that what this thread is for? I ask questions because I don't know anyone else in real life that goes to AMPs so I go here to seek information in this thread for those that do. Also what do you mean im not a contributor? I dont owe anyone anything here im just seeking information

[BMoreDog69]

I go to RL on occasion, and just recently a few times when RS was closed for repairs. The ladies at RL are not younger, and are not more attractive. I haven't been to VIP in Greenbelt of late, but VIP tended to have the more attractive, younger (and less fun, IMO) ladies. I do not mean to diss the ladies at RL, who are known for their "very accommodating" services, which they come by naturally due to their age and experience. We all have our preferences and standards, and far be it for me to question someone else's preferences, but by any subjective measure I cannot support such a statement about the ladies at RL.

What is really missing is what MJC0994 considers younger and more attractive, but from looking at his posts, it seems like he's more of a lurker than a contributor, always asking a bunch of questions.

RL Therapy in Laurel tends to have decent-looking women (at least in my view), and it's a good vibe there (nobody's ever tried to upsell me there). Regulars can often get more options than a standard HE.

[Fuzby69]

Closed long ago.

They moved up the street.

[Horsetrader]

Anyone ever been to Albertos spa? How do the asian women look there?

Closed long ago.

[AirRade]

Anybody else getting random texts that is made to look like an automated message?

Example:

Good morning.

Do you want to relax.

Reply "CANCEL" to opt out.

[MJC0994]

Anyone ever been to Albertos spa? How do the asian women look there?

[AirRade]

I remember several years ago the mms at VIP would give me the TS all the time when I visited there frequently. She was also a licensed masseuse as well. When she gave the TS it was way better than the ladies providing the service in the rooms. She would damn near give you a full body massage in the TS while also prepping every part for the lady you were going to see.

These days, I rarely get the mms answering the door at RL any more. Usually its the lady who is going to provide my service that answers the door, though on occasion yes the mms will answer the door. It's been quite some time that I have had it happen though.

RS, TK, and RS mamasan did that as well years ago on busy nights. Not sure how busy they are now for the past two years.

[Korman23]

Many AMPs have a Mama-san that answers the door. She is normally an older lady that does not do sessions. RL Therapy has a young very cute "Mama-san", but she is actually just the niece of the real Mama-san. The niece only fills in for her aunt and never does sessions. The Mama-san frequently answers the phone and door. She is like a "manager" and runs the AMP. Occasionally I have seen AMPs where the Mama-san will do the TS and massage and then another younger more attractive lady will come in for the the "extras" part of the session. That does not bother me, because I have always got an excellent massage when the Mama-san does that part of the session. Most of the time the Mama-san answers the door, takes to house fee and sends a lady in to see you. An unattractive Mama-san does not mean the other ladies are not attractive. Of course it also does not mean the other ladies are attractive.

I remember several years ago the mms at VIP would give me the TS all the time when I visited there frequently. She was also a licensed masseuse as well. When she gave the TS it was way better than the ladies providing the service in the rooms. She would damn near give you a full body massage in the TS while also prepping every part for the lady you were going to see.

These days, I rarely get the mms answering the door at RL any more. Usually its the lady who is going to provide my service that answers the door, though on occasion yes the mms will answer the door. It's been quite some time that I have had it happen though.

[Severian]

Sunny / summer.

Heavy, was trying to get $. 6, mediocre TS, massage. The other stuff not too good either 3/10. Avoid.

Anybody know by name anybody good at GBA? I miss cookie!

I had a mediocre experience with Summer last month. She seemed to be in pain during the main act. Otherwise she was accommodating to my particular tastes and in no hurry.

Mamasan told me as I was leaving, "come back, getting all new girls. ".

Sure enough, I visited again recently, and it looks like Summer is gone.

New girl, Cherry, was amazing in so many ways, very playful. She seems younger than most of the women I have met at GBA. Items on the menu I have never been offered in my decades of experience. I will be returning soon!

[Cream]

Many AMPs have a Mama-san that answers the door. She is normally an older lady that does not do sessions. RL Therapy has a young very cute "Mama-san", but she is actually just the niece of the real Mama-san. The niece only fills in for her aunt and never does sessions. The Mama-san frequently answers the phone and door. She is like a "manager" and runs the AMP. Occasionally I have seen AMPs where the Mama-san will do the TS and massage and then another younger more attractive lady will come in for the the "extras" part of the session. That does not bother me, because I have always got an excellent massage when the Mama-san does that part of the session. Most of the time the Mama-san answers the door, takes to house fee and sends a lady in to see you. An unattractive Mama-san does not mean the other ladies are not attractive. Of course it also does not mean the other ladies are attractive.

Agree. You can't judge an AMP by the Mama-san You can always ask who the girl will be.

[SyntorX]

I walked in there a little while ago and noticed an older asian woman answered the door and not very attractive either. Are there other asians in there that are younger or better looking that I haven't seen? I always assume that if one looks bad then they all look bad. There another spot that's not too far from there that has younger asians 7 day spa but I'm looking for more variety rather than going to the same spot over and over again.

Many AMPs have a Mama-san that answers the door. She is normally an older lady that does not do sessions. RL Therapy has a young very cute "Mama-san", but she is actually just the niece of the real Mama-san. The niece only fills in for her aunt and never does sessions. The Mama-san frequently answers the phone and door. She is like a "manager" and runs the AMP. Occasionally I have seen AMPs where the Mama-san will do the TS and massage and then another younger more attractive lady will come in for the the "extras" part of the session. That does not bother me, because I have always got an excellent massage when the Mama-san does that part of the session. Most of the time the Mama-san answers the door, takes to house fee and sends a lady in to see you. An unattractive Mama-san does not mean the other ladies are not attractive. Of course it also does not mean the other ladies are attractive.