Massage Parlor Reports

[HarryHood]

Went into Asian Ivy again based on positive reviews here. And I really am not sure what some of you were raving about. I requested Amy, though I've never met Amy so it could've been any asian girl, and they know this. My masseuse seemed a bit shy and reserved. No nice table shower, no playing with titties and nipples. I couldn't touch her, and she recoiled when I tried. I've never had that happen. Standard boring massage with HE.

Elite Asian Massage-- After some investigation this is an off-shoot of Blessings chain, so don't expect any fun there. It is run by a former employee.

Tui-Na massage can be fun, with spunky younger Asian girl. Typically not much for extras, but fun enough.

Oriental Magic Hands massage at old MBD location is ok. I've had a great massage there, and a lackluster one. I've had a great HD, and a mediocre one. YMMV, depends on the masseuse.

Relax Asian massage talent seems to be dwindling. Girls come and go real fast. Never long enough to generate a rapport.

[Benz1]

Are you just here to over analyze and dissect every comment you seem to not like? Like bruh, go and enjoy yourself.

I agree totally.

[Cjm2333]

I was in town and visited Brit for a short hhr stay and she was awesome as usual. Whoever is talking trash about them needs to shut up and mind their own business. Very sweet and beautiful lady.

[BoatGuy1]

Pictures of her, yeah. Here are some pictures from her ad.

I think she is better in person.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...s/163754542264

Do you have any pics of Eris?

[ATrain66]

Good:

Super clean environment, attractive talent, above descent massage, takes massage direction well.

Bad:

I've been there 3x and no extras to date.

If you want a good massage and a basic _ great place

60/50

Been meaning to try out Four Seasons since they popped, so stopped by the other day.

Didn't catch any names, but I think there's only the 2 women. Couldn't really get a good read on ages, but I'd put them both on the younger side of 30's. One is definitely better looking than the other and, luckily, that's the one I pulled, she has tattoos on her left arm / hand. An actually really good massage. HE upon flip, then finished the massage to cover the rest of the hour. HE was pretty standard with some roaming under the skirt but no touching up top. Wanted me to tell her what the tip would be before she agreed to do the HE, I offered $60 and told her she gets more if she does more, don't know if the menu opens up a bit with better tips / familiarity or if that's just a way to sucker guys out of extra money. Either way, she didn't offer to do more and if that's as far as she goes, I would probably only offer $40 if I were to go again, was just seeing if I could push my luck that evening. $60 for the hr, $60 for tip. Not a bad time, especially on the massage side, but nothing special if your more concerned with the flip.

[Blackfire]

Are you just here to over analyze and dissect every comment you seem to not like? Like bruh, go and enjoy yourself.

Obfuscate, or just answer the question?

[Levi Straus]

Try taking girl to oasis. I have found a couple on SA in the past that were open to this.

Go to Rip Offs and see my reviews of her! Bad news scam artist!

[ChillStack]

Just curious, are you affiliated with bofyworks by us in some way? A customer, provider, none of the above. You mentioned on another post you were a mediator looking out for them on another post? Gene?

Are you just here to over analyze and dissect every comment you seem to not like? Like bruh, go and enjoy yourself.

[Blackfire]

Benz, they don't offer pics. But yeah, she's top girl there. Your in for a treat.

Just curious, are you affiliated with bofyworks by us in some way? A customer, provider, none of the above. You mentioned on another post you were a mediator looking out for them on another post? Gene?

[ChillStack]

Do you have any pics of Eris?

Benz, they don't offer pics. But yeah, she's top girl there. Your in for a treat.

[ChillStack]

Do you have any pics of Eris?

Benz, they don't offer pics. But yeah, she's top girl there. Your in for a treat.

[Benz1]

Do you have any pics of Eris?

[BoatGuy1]

If you haven't seen Eris in a bit, she has a couple of new piercings to show off.

Always a great time.

[LoveSloppyLast]

Is anyone worth a damn at Royal anymore? Last time I went I had Lexi, who I had seen a couple times before. The first time was great. Then each time was worse as far as service. Her GPS was through the roof, and that was years ago. Didn't know if any providers there were worth it anymore. I miss Amber so much. I only got to see her once, and she made me feel like a million bucks.

Each time there the sessions got shorter and shorter and the tip expectations increased. Hannah provided an excellent massage and flip with nudity and touching allowed. The next time she acted like she didn't know me and I got very little touching. Joy gladly gave essentially a nuru massage but her HE were concluded before half my time was exhausted (she is really efficient), though an abbreviated DATY occurred. Sarah was ok massage. Nice looking woman I would have enjoyed more. Dream is gorgeous and patient. I am looking for FSBB if anyone has suggestions. Or BBBJCIMWS at the least. Thanks!

[Maico]

Had her the other day in the afternoon last min dream massage was ok the norm but hygiene was poor hope this never happens to anyone else.