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**FigureRingLyle** · 05-19-22 05:41

Originally Posted by LenDavid [View Original Post]

Stg ads.

Found this post on a Kentucky stg forum:

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

Wow. Awesome and beyond that 1.700,000,000,000,000% accurate. They should make guy that posted that president or sergeant-at-arms or whatever of this website.

**LenDavid** · 05-19-22 00:16

Stg ads.

Found this post on a Kentucky stg forum:

Sorry but this made me laugh.

Translation Codes for STG Ads:

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

**SlickDickScott** · 05-18-22 18:24

Originally Posted by Reynoldz [View Original Post]

Is there really only one site you guys go to? SKG is the only one I ever see you guys post links from. I guess what I'm trying to say is, there just doesn't seem like there are that many girls out there.

There are others but SKG is the most accessible which has its ups and downs. Honestly I've had just us much luck going to the clubs and spending time and money on a girl there to get take out extras later. Better than filtering out the scams, set something up, show up, then she's not the girl in the pics or used old photos or hid her habits with filters and angles or her performance is as enthusiastic as a dead fish. I've gotten 3 different girls from Christie's, arguably the most stuck up club, to entertain me at home with extras so go out, shoot your shot, don't be shy to spend money on a girl if you like what she's got going on, and I've found it best not to be too direct when asking for take out (wait until maybe the 2nd meet but get her # the first time to be able to meet her).

I met my ATF regular on Eroticmonkey which was just dumb luck because she's the only one who's responded to me from there out of dozens of others. Good luck out there.

**Reynoldz** · 05-17-22 21:30

Is there really only one site you guys go to? SKG is the only one I ever see you guys post links from. I guess what I'm trying to say is, there just doesn't seem like there are that many girls out there.

**Tsupp** · 05-17-22 10:13

Originally Posted by VamphireWknd [View Original Post]

Clear your box.

That filled up fast. Done.

**VamphireWknd** · 05-17-22 10:04

Clear your box.

**LowRider69** · 05-17-22 10:01

Originally Posted by Chunks92 [View Original Post]

Amen Vamp, being decent pays off in the hobby and life in general. More should figure that out. Karma is a beautiful thing when its on your side!

I'm not mean to these girls. If they are selling, I am buying. That's all they have that interests me. Period. End of story.

**RavensBurg** · 05-17-22 01:51

Originally Posted by VamphireWknd [View Original Post]

I know that's your thing LowRider but I like having some fun because I'm the real Fake Shady. Well at least FreetoPlay is.

Who's the girl (s) in the pics?

**FreeToPlay** · 05-17-22 00:37

Originally Posted by VamphireWknd [View Original Post]

I know that's your thing LowRider but I like having some fun because I'm the real Fake Shady. Well at least FreetoPlay is.

It was a good time taking her on a ride. Turned her bad day into a day ending with a smile. That definitely makes for a good time.

**Chunks92** · 05-16-22 22:57

Originally Posted by VamphireWknd [View Original Post]

I know that's your thing LowRider but I like having some fun because I'm the real Fake Shady. Well at least FreetoPlay is.

Amen Vamp, being decent pays off in the hobby and life in general. More should figure that out. Karma is a beautiful thing when its on your side!

**Reynoldz** · 05-16-22 22:32

Originally Posted by Metal134 [View Original Post]

She never told me no.

Thanks for the info guys. I've been reading a lot of your posts for a few weeks now. I just found this site on Reddit. I used to be in the hobby about a decade ago but I didn't do any research on any of these girls before. Felt pretty sketchy but I never had any trouble other than the girls never looking like the pics in their posts on backpage.

**VamphireWknd** · 05-16-22 22:25

Originally Posted by LowRider69 [View Original Post]

Pimping and dealing would be the more lucrative loving acts. To know these girls on a personal level would ruin the sex and bore the fuck out of me.

I know that's your thing LowRider but I like having some fun because I'm the real Fake Shady. Well at least FreetoPlay is.

**Reynoldz** · 05-16-22 22:24

https://akron-canton.skipthegames.co...b/403468247291

**Metal134** · 05-16-22 21:10

Originally Posted by Bonedude [View Original Post]

She's one of those don't do that girls, smh she's a don't touch me girl.

She never told me no.

**LowRider69** · 05-16-22 09:41

Originally Posted by VamphireWknd [View Original Post]

Well LowRider69 my mother always said to me to be like Jesus and love them all. When I use make my rounds through the strip clubs when I was younger I was referred to as the Patron Saint of Exotic Dancers (Strippers). My nickname during my Spa tours was Mushroomhead and / or Two Candy. But since I took my Bodhi vows I practice lovingkindness whenever and wherever I am. So I've come back full circle to loving them all. Especially my little boo.

Pimping and dealing would be the more lucrative loving acts. To know these girls on a personal level would ruin the sex and bore the fuck out of me.