Massage Parlor Reports

[MoonKnight22]

Finally my new Goto spot whenever I'm in LA area.

Nice Vietnamese chicks that manscape and happy ending with their big titties and small waists.

Not too pricey. It's called Good Day Spa. There's a barbershop in this center. Walked in and the girl was already nice and super friendly. When she manscaped me she was saying barely others do what she does. Maybe I lucked out. But I would check it out. Good massage as well and place was super clean compared to the other nasty places near by. On my way out there was another older gal that just clocked into work. Boy I wish I had that one instead.

[BigBadNut]

Priscilla, quite possibly the best reviewer of WH and Massage parlors in all of USASG! We should have an awards show for best writing, detail and creativity (hands clapping).

The place is actually in Santa Monica. It is a thick Bush pussy hair west of Centinela, and in an upstairs office setting. It is next door to some kids play place.

It has the distinction of having the fattest Latinas with the most grotesque c section scars in the tri state area.

It is run kind of as incompetently. You get in and a horrendous looking person takes you to a room. I think it is 60 for an hour. The rooms are spotless. I got a line up last time. Two Latina humpbacks.

Erika. Colombian with a pretty face but a c section scar as long as route 66. Terrible attitude and ever worse acting. Man hands.

Zaira. Older gal I did not fuck but wore a girdle.

The problem is the place is not set up for this. The last time I was there, I walked in and some messenger type guy with a gaiter walked out smelling of stink ass pussy and as I left, the next john was sitting there reeking of the worst quality weed I have ever smelled in my life. So the place smells like a bucket of shit, there is no privacy and the girls are not good looking.

That being said, it is the only non-Asian full service place in Santa Monica proper. You can call ahead and they will text you back.

[PriscillaM]

Just got word that the pretty busy nuru massage place in noho (you know the one, at the 3 story condo thing) is shutting down for a while. Apparently the locals in the condo across the hall have a ring camera, and obviously whenever there is motion at the door they get alerted. I would be sus too if my ring camera went off 3 times on the hour every hour LOL.

Who knows when they'll open up again but keep your wits about you around there fellas.

Is this the one with Raven and Aspasia?

The one with Bianca and eve is not on the third floor.

The nuru one that I know of is in a commercial place.

Which one is this?

[LAPartner]

Just got word that the pretty busy nuru massage place in noho (you know the one, at the 3 story condo thing) is shutting down for a while. Apparently the locals in the condo across the hall have a ring camera, and obviously whenever there is motion at the door they get alerted. I would be sus too if my ring camera went off 3 times on the hour every hour LOL.

Who knows when they'll open up again but keep your wits about you around there fellas.

[PriscillaM]

Hey anyone picked up on a new location 32 XX SM BLVD? They are on BP and have "Latinas" not far from Busbys in a office enviro I think.

The place is actually in Santa Monica. It is a thick Bush pussy hair west of Centinela, and in an upstairs office setting. It is next door to some kids play place.

It has the distinction of having the fattest Latinas with the most grotesque c section scars in the tri state area.

It is run kind of as incompetently. You get in and a horrendous looking person takes you to a room. I think it is 60 for an hour. The rooms are spotless. I got a line up last time. Two Latina humpbacks.

Erika. Colombian with a pretty face but a c section scar as long as route 66. Terrible attitude and ever worse acting. Man hands.

Zaira. Older gal I did not fuck but wore a girdle.

The problem is the place is not set up for this. The last time I was there, I walked in and some messenger type guy with a gaiter walked out smelling of stink ass pussy and as I left, the next john was sitting there reeking of the worst quality weed I have ever smelled in my life. So the place smells like a bucket of shit, there is no privacy and the girls are not good looking.

That being said, it is the only non-Asian full service place in Santa Monica proper. You can call ahead and they will text you back.

[BigBadNut]

Hey anyone picked up on a new location 32 XX SM BLVD? They are on BP and have "Latinas" not far from Busbys in a office enviro I think.

[Sam820]

Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.

Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.

Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.

Any info on this place in downtown? Didn't realize such a thing existed in LA live. What liquor store is this?

[PriscillaM]

Been there once Seen Sadie / cute white female. Did you see any Skinny females that you may of noticed that you reccomend?

On the way out were two short and somewhat squat latinas. I have never seen a pure white girl there.

Claudia is a TER 8 or 9. In my book she is a 6. The rush attitude at that place is really a pain, it is not relaxing and I have this image of emo the mamason unloading a 45 by way of my asshole if I do not finish early.

I know I rip people for doing this, but what happened to zara? This was this olive skinned arab girl who demanded that I fuck her standing and harder / faster because she like it.

[Fruit Cake]

Saturday started like the usual day. Look on a bunch of useless websites for some poontang. Get a text from a regular that her husband is divorcing her and that he hired a wildly expensive attorney and that I have to find her a wildly inexpensive attorney. Text a girl of RUBMD who offers me an 8 o'clock and then disappears. This one:

https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/3a8...b-98c6054d4e3b

But I am in west Hollywood. Home of the 7 dollar mocha at go get them tiger and it am near 8155 SM, so I make sure I have the cash and find parking on Norton.

The vibe in boystown is subdued. There were the typical old queens having fro yo with the typical tight shorts and shaved legs, there were some fag hags at the go get them tiger, and there were a few brain dead types wearing masks walking in the bookstore.

I do a little wait in that parking lot by 8155 and walk in. It must have been shift change or something. No security guard and the door was open to the main room.

The prices are something for 30 min. Irrelevant, the 30 minutes at 8155 is the time it takes for the emo mamasan to knock on the door at the second your penor enters the tech. It is 80 for 45 min and 99 for an hour. If you can stay in that viral infested maelstrom for an hour, ask for the change of a dollar I guess.

I pay the 80 and emo kind of remembers me. She says she will give me a good looking girl. I was going to ask for a lineup but I recall that there is a supply chain issue with Latina prostitutes due to president burden sending infant formula to the border.

I am escorted to the room in the very epicenter of this shithole and emo tells me there is a pillow. This is a new accoutrement apparently. Walking with emo is an understudy of some unclear ethnicity who looks like she survived being eaten alive by alligators.

I get in and get nekkid and wait face down. In walks Claudia a Colombian who has a great body in a dress, with a very plain face. She does a two minute massage after asking me if I have been there before and whether the yankees (fucken 24-9 as of this post) are peaking too early.

She asks me to turn over, grabs my cock a little and gets about a gallon of rubbing alcohol to prep me for what might be a fuck or a kidney transplant.

Now, I am not very good at this, but Claudia must have ass implants. I have never seen something like that ass, it is formidable. But, it is as soft and juicy as a gelson's casaba melon. So maybe it is real. She has natural tits and no real evidence of a third world c-section. She puts on the rubber, does a 75 second CBJ and jumps on, then we do mish then doggie and then I pull out to do more mish, and pull out cause I was getting tired and wanted to be jerked off. Due to the size of her fucken ass there was no way to do flat doggie. I would need an extra foot on my cock to get in at that angle.

She starts jerking me off with the condom, and I use my Spanish skills to ask for a bare handy, but she says, no, for our mutual protection. Now, I do not want to get into the whole physics and biology of masturbation, but if my spooge communicated anything, I and all of goldfinger would be dead.

I was now in panic state, kind of like when you realize that the last time the US used a lend lease program to help a foreign country we ended up fighting a ground war in the alsace. There was no way I was going to burp in the bag from a handie.

So I ask for more doggie and boyos, I managed to finish but my knees paid for it against that hard as granite new Hampshire rock doing doggie.

Claudia is certainly the hottest girl on shift. As I walked out, there were like two housekeeper types that I saw with cheap ass make up. Claudia is Colombian and knows the most important words at 8155, namely, have you been here before, turn over, and doggie.

Tip was 120 so total was 200.

Been there once Seen Sadie / cute white female. Did you see any Skinny females that you may of noticed that you reccomend?

[Ashtonian]

Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.

Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.

Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.

Got any info for the place near crypto arena?

[PriscillaM]

Saturday started like the usual day. Look on a bunch of useless websites for some poontang. Get a text from a regular that her husband is divorcing her and that he hired a wildly expensive attorney and that I have to find her a wildly inexpensive attorney. Text a girl of RUBMD who offers me an 8 o'clock and then disappears. This one:

https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/3a8...b-98c6054d4e3b

But I am in west Hollywood. Home of the 7 dollar mocha at go get them tiger and it am near 8155 SM, so I make sure I have the cash and find parking on Norton.

The vibe in boystown is subdued. There were the typical old queens having fro yo with the typical tight shorts and shaved legs, there were some fag hags at the go get them tiger, and there were a few brain dead types wearing masks walking in the bookstore.

I do a little wait in that parking lot by 8155 and walk in. It must have been shift change or something. No security guard and the door was open to the main room.

The prices are something for 30 min. Irrelevant, the 30 minutes at 8155 is the time it takes for the emo mamasan to knock on the door at the second your penor enters the tech. It is 80 for 45 min and 99 for an hour. If you can stay in that viral infested maelstrom for an hour, ask for the change of a dollar I guess.

I pay the 80 and emo kind of remembers me. She says she will give me a good looking girl. I was going to ask for a lineup but I recall that there is a supply chain issue with Latina prostitutes due to president burden sending infant formula to the border.

I am escorted to the room in the very epicenter of this shithole and emo tells me there is a pillow. This is a new accoutrement apparently. Walking with emo is an understudy of some unclear ethnicity who looks like she survived being eaten alive by alligators.

I get in and get nekkid and wait face down. In walks Claudia a Colombian who has a great body in a dress, with a very plain face. She does a two minute massage after asking me if I have been there before and whether the yankees (fucken 24-9 as of this post) are peaking too early.

She asks me to turn over, grabs my cock a little and gets about a gallon of rubbing alcohol to prep me for what might be a fuck or a kidney transplant.

Now, I am not very good at this, but Claudia must have ass implants. I have never seen something like that ass, it is formidable. But, it is as soft and juicy as a gelson's casaba melon. So maybe it is real. She has natural tits and no real evidence of a third world c-section. She puts on the rubber, does a 75 second CBJ and jumps on, then we do mish then doggie and then I pull out to do more mish, and pull out cause I was getting tired and wanted to be jerked off. Due to the size of her fucken ass there was no way to do flat doggie. I would need an extra foot on my cock to get in at that angle.

She starts jerking me off with the condom, and I use my Spanish skills to ask for a bare handy, but she says, no, for our mutual protection. Now, I do not want to get into the whole physics and biology of masturbation, but if my spooge communicated anything, I and all of goldfinger would be dead.

I was now in panic state, kind of like when you realize that the last time the US used a lend lease program to help a foreign country we ended up fighting a ground war in the alsace. There was no way I was going to burp in the bag from a handie.

So I ask for more doggie and boyos, I managed to finish but my knees paid for it against that hard as granite new Hampshire rock doing doggie.

Claudia is certainly the hottest girl on shift. As I walked out, there were like two housekeeper types that I saw with cheap ass make up. Claudia is Colombian and knows the most important words at 8155, namely, have you been here before, turn over, and doggie.

Tip was 120 so total was 200.

[DontTouchThat]

Went to the little joint MT on Robertson. Cafe next door was closed. Had to do a 15 time kill. So finally when I got in a blond K-granny / gilfer let me in. She was pleasant and actually gave me a 30 min that took 45. The rub was unexpectedly firm and semi pro. She asked for the frip, upon which she asked "what you want"? To my surprise the menu was a full one. At first I was just going to do a BJ but thought about what the heck for $2 more lets see if she can still fuck (mind you she maybe 55-60) below SS age. She gave a nice confident blowy with a jimmy, then climbed on for a ride. Her tits were nice enough considering. After a few she got me to pop and sweetly brought back a towel. All in all good. Prob not a regular but nice to know the place still has action. Used to be a time when they had some young hot talent but ya know. Ask for GI Jane (her nickname).

It's a shame the girl with the dragon tattoo retired; she was probably my ATF.

[MoonKnight22]

Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.

Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.

Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.

Here is the link for Gina.

https://us-inlandempire.bedpage.com/.../22466850.html

[MoonKnight22]

Long time lurker but just posted recently in here. I was in the inland area and found this hottie named Gina, big tits small waist. Probably mid to late 30's. This place is Rancho Cucamonga. Pretty close to the 10 freeways. Ez access just like it was ez access to her panties. Didn't get FS but she provided very good massage and happy ending. Damage was $30 per half hour and $60 tip. Not bad with a hot chick that rubs strangers lmao.

Downtown la next to the Crypto arena had this Latina massage joint next to the liquor store. Better get your groove on.

Monterrey park. Bunch of new girls on San Gabriel blvd can't go wrong. Cheap $40 handles and hot women.

[LC310]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...eles-ca-112784

Mimi is A Beautiful women in A black dress that showed of her nice body. She led me to my room with a smile on her face. She was real cute and sweet too called me cutie as I payed for my half hour. Layed Down she gave a decent massage brushed up against my boys and I made sure to pay back the favor and grabbed her surprisingly nice ass. Then the flip came and she asked me what I wanted. I told her everything. Then she preceded to leave the room then make a come back in didn't haggle me at all for a tip to break the flow of the session. This is my second time seeing her. Perfect experience every time.

Pink One Spa
3663 W 3rd St.
Los Angeles, CA 90010
626-361-0578