Massage Parlor Reports

**GuidoBandito** · 05-11-22 17:58

Anyone else on here remember Lisa Thai Kirkland? God, those were the days.

**FakeGnus** · 05-11-22 13:57

Originally Posted by LeeGroinman [View Original Post]

Didn't she get in trouble on TNA for stirring up shit with other providers? Texting one pretending to be another. She also "said" she moved to Florida and a few months later was back. Too much IG filters on her pics, too much make up. Scars from a boob job (s). Huge as that is fake as well. Never seen her as I don't like her looks and fakeness.

I heard she will lick ass tho.

**KnoxNenters** · 05-11-22 13:35

Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]

You can find scantily attired women in a few of the Viet coffee shops in LA. None in Seattle. The shops in LA are reportedly provincial: you might feel out of place if you're not Vietnamese or if you don't at least speak Vietnamese.

Others can probably help you with the question about bikini baristas--I no longer spend my money there or at strip clubs as I prefer to have a better idea of what activities are available.

We have a large Vietnamese population here. Hopefully this becomes a thing soon enough. I'm all about learning from other cultures.

**Original703** · 05-11-22 12:49

Originally Posted by KnoxNenters [View Original Post]

Apologies if this is the wrong forum. Just point me elsewhere if so. Also apologies if this is a lame or worn out topic.

Are there Bikini Baristas offering more than just peep shows in the area?

I'm also learning that there's such a thing as Viet Coffee shops (on the west coast, so not sure it applies to Seattle area) where the girls serve you in sexy apparel, apparently go nude. Not sure if services extend beyond. Heard about it at reddit.com/ are / HappyEndingMassage (which is an interesting place, BTW).

This is an attempt to get more info. I don't really care to just look at these hotties. Wondering if anyone knows of "extras" available, and where.

You can find scantily attired women in a few of the Viet coffee shops in LA. None in Seattle. The shops in LA are reportedly provincial: you might feel out of place if you're not Vietnamese or if you don't at least speak Vietnamese.

Others can probably help you with the question about bikini baristas--I no longer spend my money there or at strip clubs as I prefer to have a better idea of what activities are available.

**Spaten** · 05-11-22 11:56

Originally Posted by Peet0115 [View Original Post]

Any have any expense ar Vita Spa in Lynnwood, we today and they were already full!

I'm also wondering about this place.

Has anyone took the plunge here yet? I'll probably be able to swing by next week to give a report.

**BBAsianLover** · 05-10-22 22:20

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

Almost five months between reviews. 12/31 review mentions lots of upsell, price gouging, and poor service where the reviewer walked out. The comment about a new girl said she should have been there in January but no reviews of that person. Only review this year is from someone fairly new and looks Fake, possibly a friend of the owner.

That's too bad but not unexpected. Thanks guys if I give them a try I'll let you know how it goes.

**HarleySteve** · 05-10-22 20:19

Originally Posted by KnoxNenters [View Original Post]

I checked rubmaps for Xanadu, and the last 6 reviews all have them between 35 and 45, with only one in her 20's. They rotate everyone so often, it's all a crapshoot. Lots of complaints about service, high prices, upselling and rushing 30 minute appointments.

Only one non-erotic review this year so far, and it wasn't good, looked fake (why! However, in comments, one said:

"There should be a new provider up there now that moved up from Portland that is super laid back and amazing. She does best with 30 minutes but open for a lot of things. She was cici down here. 30-35 tiny little Asian with firm tits B+."

Almost five months between reviews. 12/31 review mentions lots of upsell, price gouging, and poor service where the reviewer walked out. The comment about a new girl said she should have been there in January but no reviews of that person. Only review this year is from someone fairly new and looks Fake, possibly a friend of the owner.

**Peet0115** · 05-10-22 19:04

Any have any expense ar Vita Spa in Lynnwood, we today and they were already full!

**Harryyy** · 05-10-22 18:48

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Any recommendations for a lady who provides this in the Bellevue / Issy area? Ideally for 220 or under. Not really interested in cfs right now, just want to lay back and enjoy the King treatment. Bella. Lv came close, but so far, only single shot and no BJ. I care about skills far more than looks or age.

Thanks!

Did you ever find this? Seems difficult to communicate without a long history with a specific girl and a lot of upsell. Most mp ladies seem willing to do more than one shot after repeat visits but it's still pretty mechanical.

**KnoxNenters** · 05-10-22 17:30

Originally Posted by BBAsianLover [View Original Post]

Any recent experience with Xanadu? They made a splash several months ago, but kinda died off. Worth a visit?

I checked rubmaps for Xanadu, and the last 6 reviews all have them between 35 and 45, with only one in her 20's. They rotate everyone so often, it's all a crapshoot. Lots of complaints about service, high prices, upselling and rushing 30 minute appointments.

Only one non-erotic review this year so far, and it wasn't good, looked fake (why! However, in comments, one said:

"There should be a new provider up there now that moved up from Portland that is super laid back and amazing. She does best with 30 minutes but open for a lot of things. She was cici down here. 30-35 tiny little Asian with firm tits B+."

**RahulDwarka** · 05-10-22 16:43

Following a question here, I decided to try spa named after one of those he wonders of the world.

Here is my rating:

Massage: 7/10.

Therapist: 5/10.

HE: 7/10.

Cost: rub: 70, HE: 50.

I won't repeat as the cost seems high and the therapists weren't really my type.

**JustHawksKc** · 05-10-22 16:11

Originally Posted by HH216 [View Original Post]

I went to Milk Massage on Colonial, saw Mocha. Was introduced to Gina on my way out, she is next on my list I think. Kings and New Day Spa (NDS) are also highly rated by the locals, from what I have read.

I've been to Milk and didn't get msog. Is that an additional fee or YMMV?

**BBAsianLover** · 05-10-22 14:20

Any recent experience with Xanadu? They made a splash several months ago, but kinda died off. Worth a visit?

**KnoxNenters** · 05-10-22 12:10

Apologies if this is the wrong forum. Just point me elsewhere if so. Also apologies if this is a lame or worn out topic.

Are there Bikini Baristas offering more than just peep shows in the area?

I'm also learning that there's such a thing as Viet Coffee shops (on the west coast, so not sure it applies to Seattle area) where the girls serve you in sexy apparel, apparently go nude. Not sure if services extend beyond. Heard about it at reddit.com/ are / HappyEndingMassage (which is an interesting place, BTW).

This is an attempt to get more info. I don't really care to just look at these hotties. Wondering if anyone knows of "extras" available, and where.

**Efurufe** · 05-10-22 11:14

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

Neither of the May 2022 reviews were all that great, both submitted by RM newbies... Activities in both reviews were covered and nothing stood out as being a potential reason to visit this place.

Originally Posted by ElVatoLoco8869 [View Original Post]

I've seen 2 reviews. Both said they were rushed. Shorted on time. 200 + house fee. Both reviews would not repeat.

Thanks guys! Saved me some headache for sure.