EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**FullyMooned** · 05-31-22 14:23

Always wondered if the service at heavenly massage at Morton grove translated to other locations. The answer is NO. Fully draped and legit only.

**Dr Manhattan** · 05-31-22 11:58

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Svetstep

Two names in one ad. Isn't this actually Liana? If it is, I remember leaving relaxed from a somewhat lackluster massage. Smacked gum during the session as well.

EDIT: You may or may not see the photo in the above link. MassageAnywhere seems to hide ads that deliver one too many views from non-members.

**Dr Manhattan** · 05-26-22 19:48

Originally Posted by NewEdgeStang1 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen a euro lady in call off thumbtack before?

She's in the north end of the city.

https://www.thumbtack.com/il/chicago...63917132735605

Let me know if you've been to her or heard about her. Thanks.

Using the massage license number to search for her social media, I found some older, yet classy modeling photo's from her days in Eastern Europe. Looks fetching enough to TOFTT. Even a legit Euro massage from a reasonably attractive 30-something is better than nothing these days.

**Dr Manhattan** · 05-26-22 19:44

Originally Posted by Hanxu [View Original Post]

I am trying to get a outcall from the following providers. I asked for a sub 40 masseuse and they readily agreed. Is this legit or extras are offered?

https://chicago.ibackpage.com/Therap...s/6198317.html

Never used them, as I cannot host. That being said, ads for that service go back at least a decade. Alice's Elite Massage Therapy to European Mobile Massage Chicago. Keep in mind that the up-charge to visit doesn't guarantee a good finish.

**Hanxu** · 05-25-22 20:21

I am trying to get a outcall from the following providers. I asked for a sub 40 masseuse and they readily agreed. Is this legit or extras are offered?

https://chicago.ibackpage.com/Therap...s/6198317.html

**NewEdgeStang1** · 05-21-22 17:21

Has anyone seen a euro lady in call off thumbtack before?

She's in the north end of the city.

https://www.thumbtack.com/il/chicago...63917132735605

Let me know if you've been to her or heard about her. Thanks.

**DMichaels69** · 05-12-22 19:54

I also think she runs multiple ad's and IIRC another monger said she was rude.
In the Craigs List section here there are not great comments about her. Page thru to March 5th and 7th posts.

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

That second link is the lady in Barrington who charges $100 for one hour massage and then wants waaaaaaaayyyyy too much for L1 and naked roaming and such. I don't recall exactly what since it was about 5 years ago, but it was more than FS and I never went back.

**EdCarbone** · 05-12-22 18:41

Originally Posted by TheWimp [View Original Post]

If you search CL and see the following style of ad with no contact info except an email address, its most likely spam.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/b...482565442.html

Save the photo and use tineye to see the photo is widely used. Even if the ad was real, its false advertising. The ad above was used by other sites and even includes the face.

The ad below is real although not sure if Euro. Success rate is high.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...480406004.html

PM me if you have questions.

That second link is the lady in Barrington who charges $100 for one hour massage and then wants waaaaaaaayyyyy too much for L1 and naked roaming and such. I don't recall exactly what since it was about 5 years ago, but it was more than FS and I never went back.

**TheWimp** · 05-12-22 08:09

If you search CL and see the following style of ad with no contact info except an email address, its most likely spam.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/b...482565442.html

Save the photo and use tineye to see the photo is widely used. Even if the ad was real, its false advertising. The ad above was used by other sites and even includes the face.

The ad below is real although not sure if Euro. Success rate is high.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...480406004.html

PM me if you have questions.

**PeteMusk** · 05-11-22 14:30

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Who is this tyrant with the nice rack? Does she run all the rooms in the basement?

She has been covered here a bunch, no, they are all separate competing businesses which adds to the confusion. They are all poorly run businesses.

She has been reference as the glove lady. I don't like her at all. If you want to feel bad about yourself and also feel a latex or worse type glove level one, have at it. Here is a fast recap of the basement.

Massage Mantra. Possibly the glove lady.

European massage or Lovely Hands. She is now on massageanywhere, you can find her if you look. She looks about like the pic, and is a solid average looking presentable person with a jaded personality as she should have dealing with that she deals wth.

CT. They have the rotation of people that ZZ was mentioning, nothing good, they are now on CL ocassionaly.

The park ridge one, she isn't two therapists, she just uses more than one name. Someone posted her mugshot once, if you like being shut out again have at it. Google her reviews they are hilarious.

Other NB location has Sarah, and Solar, two Sept. Businesses again. NO solar is not Katia who went down a few years ago and to my knowledge is not back and never will be. Linda is older.

I am simply posting this to avoid in the near future at least, memory lapses on what has already covered, to be covered again on here as something new. There is sadly nothing new or interesting going in those areas I mentioned.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 05-11-22 12:13

Who is this tyrant with the nice rack? Does she run all the rooms in the basement?

**EdCarbone** · 05-10-22 15:09

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

OMFG. Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. She is in many discussions in the forum with ZERO positive reviews.

Not true. She fucked me out of $80 with a mediocre massage. Is that the same as L3 ?

**ZzTopSterZz** · 05-10-22 13:40

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

OMFG. Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. She is in many discussions in the forum with ZERO positive reviews.

Thanks. No go.

**RichL1234** · 05-10-22 09:57

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

No shit. I called CT recently to ask who was working after the pandemic and tried to confirm my memory of who's who by asking about general age and appearance (like light vs dark hair). Yeah that might be a little direct as I don't want to see the fat old biddies I remember, but it's also a legit question like asking if a specific restaurant you might not remember is the one with blue walls and metal tables. I did not ask about her figure or anything stupid like that, but I still got an earful of abuse about how they operate a massage business and don't book appointments based on age or appearance. If they want to run a legit business then get some training and move out of the basement into a properly equipped facility.

Speaking of Craig's List, anyone have experience with this place on dempster just off 294? If you search the location you can find two therapists working there.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/b...470765465.html

OMFG. Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. She is in many discussions in the forum with ZERO positive reviews.

**FnlvnGuy** · 05-10-22 09:30

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

No shit. I called CT recently to ask who was working after the pandemic and tried to confirm my memory of who's who by asking about general age and appearance (like light vs dark hair). Yeah that might be a little direct as I don't want to see the fat old biddies I remember, but it's also a legit question like asking if a specific restaurant you might not remember is the one with blue walls and metal tables. I did not ask about her figure or anything stupid like that, but I still got an earful of abuse about how they operate a massage business and don't book appointments based on age or appearance. If they want to run a legit business then get some training and move out of the basement into a properly equipped facility.

Speaking of Craig's List, anyone have experience with this place on dempster just off 294? If you search the location you can find two therapists working there.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/b...470765465.html

OK massage at 80 bucks, but there are many pleases that are cheaper and you will leave happier.