Escort Reports

[Jinurso]

Jules is solid. Not much of a looker, but a worthy disciple of true cock workship. You arrive, chat a bit, drop your bottoms, have a seat on the couch and let her divinely worship your cock until it erupts. Good times.

Agree. She's one of the few women in the hobby who genuinely gets off on sucking cock. It's literally a fetish for her.

[Vicdemoan]

Jules is solid. Not much of a looker, but a worthy disciple of true cock workship. You arrive, chat a bit, drop your bottoms, have a seat on the couch and let her divinely worship your cock until it erupts. Good times.

Hi Guys,

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...icago/81377176

Looks like a great BBBJ, but does not provide FS.

-L.

[Tinley708]

I had worse.

I got to the location, she saw me waiting in my car a and freaked out, started saying she'd call the cops if I didn't leave.

I did.

We text back and forth and she says come back, I do. Says wait 5 minutes. Never heard back.

This is sad news. She had been mostly reliable in the past. Sometimes promised a little more open menu than she was comfortable delivering, but she was decent and actually looked like her pictures. She would limit her BBJ time and she would not allow CIM (she would "get tired" and quit before you got close). She was in Merrillville when I visited. Moved to Lansing and ghosted me last time I tried to see her. I was pissed, because I made a special trip to see her, and since I knew her, I did not have a back-up plan. Have not tried since. Sounds like things are going down hill.

[LivnLifeVIP]

Hi Guys,

I'm visiting Chicago in a couple weeks. I was looking to try out some of the local talent. I like fit mature women and young spinners. 420 friendly is a plus.

I have a few prospects:

Sandy - https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...d/292151619321.

She's seems great, but there are a few red flags. Name changes slightly in adds, as does her price.

https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post...icago/81377176

Looks like a great BBBJ, but does not provide FS.

Can anyone speak to these girls or perhaps recommend another? I did search the forums but many of the links are dead so I couldn't confirm it is the same provider.

If the SPA scene is better / safer I would certainly consider that as well. I'd consider a solid massage girl as well.

Many thanks!

-L.

[StanleyStankas]

I had worse.

I got to the location, she saw me waiting in my car a and freaked out, started saying she'd call the cops if I didn't leave.

I did.

We text back and forth and she says come back, I do. Says wait 5 minutes. Never heard back.

Thanks for these posts, gents! When oh when will these c**ts realize the following- they are in the biz for quick cash right? Right! They don't want to be told what to do when right? Right! They could never hold down a real job in the real world because they are completely unreliable, right? Right! So why the f**k do they pull stunts like this? I have the spendable cash, however I am not going to do the run around that these dumb c**ts put us through! One day maybe they will not take their morning stupid pill and look at this forum and realize their behavior is costing them money! Maybe not! Ok I'll sit my old tired a** down, shut the f**k up and not raise my hand the rest of the day in class. If I do, please forgive me I have old timers disease and I forgot! Stosh. Safe fellaz! Peace out!

[AssMann82]

I set up an appointment and waited 30 to 40 minutes when I got there. I text her that I'm there. She's never responded back. So I ended up just leaving.

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...icago/81365970

I had worse.

I got to the location, she saw me waiting in my car a and freaked out, started saying she'd call the cops if I didn't leave.

I did.

We text back and forth and she says come back, I do. Says wait 5 minutes. Never heard back.

[Deeefggrr]

I set up an appointment and waited 30 to 40 minutes when I got there. I text her that I'm there. She's never responded back. So I ended up just leaving.

https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/...icago/81365970

[ChiTownGuy23]

That's a fake ad. I can tell just by the wording of it. Most the time they list specific services of menu options like that it's fake. They most likely will ask you for a deposit and tell you yes to very request you make.

Thank you for the response. I greatly appreciate it. Yeah the pics look a little too good to be true. I just saw the ad again earlier today and the phone number is different from the one I originally posted.

[LongDStyle]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/81286243

Sent her a text and a snap but no response. Just wondering if she's real because I Googled the number in the ad and it brought up this ad as well as two different ads with different girls.

That's a fake ad. I can tell just by the wording of it. Most the time they list specific services of menu options like that it's fake. They most likely will ask you for a deposit and tell you yes to very request you make.

[FafaFooey]

I walked once. BP massage ad at the W Lakeshore years ago. Booked via text a couple days in advance. No explicit talk via text just standard setting appt, she confirmed via text morning of. I walked in and right away she starts saying "BJ costs X, sex costs Y, anal costs Z". There's a plethora of lube, condoms, sex toys, etc all spread out on the night stand. Spidey senses start going off that this isn't right so I just answered. "I really could use a massage lets just do that".

Boom. Adjoing room door whips open and in they come. They took me into the next room and start asking questions, ask for my I'd, trying to shame me, etc. I told them I did nothing illegal and only asked for a massage, nothing more. They convene with the guy wearing the headphones running the audio recording. 5-10 minutes later they let me go on my way. 2 other poor dudes sitting on the floor in cuffs apparently didn't fare so well. 😆.

I'm not saying you are wrong. Your scenario is far more likely to happen than mine. But it's still in your best interest to play it safe, never know it might just work in your favor.

Ah, good story. Sounds like they made their own job more difficult by leaving the massage angle on the table and they were probably rushing to get the next sucker in, but well played.

[StanleyStankas]

This guy knows what he is talking about. Read and learn.

And I think this is great advice! Especially for my tired old a**. Thing is I have nothing or anyone to hide from as I am a long time confirmed bachelor even though I had two opportunities in my lifetime so far. Now in my seasoned citizen years I don't want the hassle of a wife, gf or any real attachment. However, I am not spending my hard earned cash albeit mostly mad money these days on courts, fines, liars I mean lawyers. As indicated once they have you you are going! The one post here imo this person was extremely patient and walked. Most would not be that cool. I am such a scardy cat I would probably admit to owning the place even though I had nothing to do with it!! Stosh. Safe fellas please!

[DMichaels69]

That's why I just stick with Massage Parlors or Massage only ladies if its not a parlor. I have not done hotel / motel massage though. Well played on your part.

I walked once. BP massage ad at the W Lakeshore years ago. Booked via text a couple days in advance. No explicit talk via text just standard setting appt, she confirmed via text morning of. I walked in and right away she starts saying "BJ costs X, sex costs why, anal costs Z". There's a plethora of lube, condoms, sex toys, etc all spread out on the night stand. Spidey senses start going off that this isn't right so I just answered. "I really could use a massage lets just do that".

Boom. Adjoing room door whips open and in they come. They took me into the next room and start asking questions, ask for my I'd, trying to shame me, etc. I told them I did nothing illegal and only asked for a massage, nothing more. They convene with the guy wearing the headphones running the audio recording. 5-10 minutes later they let me go on my way. 2 other poor dudes sitting on the floor in cuffs apparently didn't fare so well. 😆.

I'm not saying you are wrong. Your scenario is far more likely to happen than mine. But it's still in your best interest to play it safe, never know it might just work in your favor.

[Pau Ford]

Jayp's is the advice to listen to. Here's the overwhelmingly most likely scenario:

The 'advice' about which words to say when you walk in the room or about how easy it is to get off in court are mostly speculation by people who've never been near the process. I defy you to find a real story from someone who walked away from a booking because they said they were 'just there to talk'.

I walked once. BP massage ad at the W Lakeshore years ago. Booked via text a couple days in advance. No explicit talk via text just standard setting appt, she confirmed via text morning of. I walked in and right away she starts saying "BJ costs X, sex costs Y, anal costs Z". There's a plethora of lube, condoms, sex toys, etc all spread out on the night stand. Spidey senses start going off that this isn't right so I just answered. "I really could use a massage lets just do that".

Boom. Adjoing room door whips open and in they come. They took me into the next room and start asking questions, ask for my I'd, trying to shame me, etc. I told them I did nothing illegal and only asked for a massage, nothing more. They convene with the guy wearing the headphones running the audio recording. 5-10 minutes later they let me go on my way. 2 other poor dudes sitting on the floor in cuffs apparently didn't fare so well. 😆.

I'm not saying you are wrong. Your scenario is far more likely to happen than mine. But it's still in your best interest to play it safe, never know it might just work in your favor.

[ChiTownGuy23]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/81286243

Sent her a text and a snap but no response. Just wondering if she's real because I Googled the number in the ad and it brought up this ad as well as two different ads with different girls.

[Bkmsw]

This guy knows what he is talking about. Read and learn.

Jayp's is the advice to listen to. Here's the overwhelmingly most likely scenario:

If you show up in a room where they're doing a sting, you'll be booked. If its a jurisdiction that does things that way, your name and picture will be shared to the media.

At your court date, you'll end up paying the fine and the misdemeanor will go on your record.

Sometime in the future, with a little legal help and no other similar charges, you can get the charge expunged from your record.

The 'advice' about which words to say when you walk in the room or about how easy it is to get off in court are mostly speculation by people who've never been near the process. I defy you to find a real story from someone who walked away from a booking because they said they were 'just there to talk'. In court, judges and junior DAs churn through dozens of these misdemeanors every month and allocate a few minutes of time for each case. If you think you're going to successfully pull off a dramatic courtroom victory with a high-priced lawyer or long speeches about freedoms, entrapment, etc, you may end up drawing much bigger fines or even jail time if you piss off the wrong judge on the wrong day.

If your life situation is one where you absolutely must avoid legal consequences of the hobby, and most of us are, then mitigate the risks by only seeing well reviewed providers with a long record of using the same phone number, locations, etc. Don't take chances on new posts from girls with no history posting attractive deals in high traffic areas. Also don't worry about the urban legends of girls being 'turned' by the police after they've been busted. The cops don't need to throw a young, probably mentally ill, untrained addict into a dangerous situation to nab a few more misdemeanors. These days, they're on the hook to get the girls into social support programs and counseling. They can do just fine with their own ads and undercover staff. So, if you've done your homework to see that girl's legit, you don't have to apply the same level of paranoia.