EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**DMichaels69** · 05-12-22 19:54

I also think she runs multiple ad's and IIRC another monger said she was rude.
In the Craigs List section here there are not great comments about her. Page thru to March 5th and 7th posts.

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

That second link is the lady in Barrington who charges $100 for one hour massage and then wants waaaaaaaayyyyy too much for L1 and naked roaming and such. I don't recall exactly what since it was about 5 years ago, but it was more than FS and I never went back.

**EdCarbone** · 05-12-22 18:41

Originally Posted by TheWimp [View Original Post]

If you search CL and see the following style of ad with no contact info except an email address, its most likely spam.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/b...482565442.html

Save the photo and use tineye to see the photo is widely used. Even if the ad was real, its false advertising. The ad above was used by other sites and even includes the face.

The ad below is real although not sure if Euro. Success rate is high.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...480406004.html

PM me if you have questions.

That second link is the lady in Barrington who charges $100 for one hour massage and then wants waaaaaaaayyyyy too much for L1 and naked roaming and such. I don't recall exactly what since it was about 5 years ago, but it was more than FS and I never went back.

**TheWimp** · 05-12-22 08:09

If you search CL and see the following style of ad with no contact info except an email address, its most likely spam.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/b...482565442.html

Save the photo and use tineye to see the photo is widely used. Even if the ad was real, its false advertising. The ad above was used by other sites and even includes the face.

The ad below is real although not sure if Euro. Success rate is high.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...480406004.html

PM me if you have questions.

**PeteMusk** · 05-11-22 14:30

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Who is this tyrant with the nice rack? Does she run all the rooms in the basement?

She has been covered here a bunch, no, they are all separate competing businesses which adds to the confusion. They are all poorly run businesses.

She has been reference as the glove lady. I don't like her at all. If you want to feel bad about yourself and also feel a latex or worse type glove level one, have at it. Here is a fast recap of the basement.

Massage Mantra. Possibly the glove lady.

European massage or Lovely Hands. She is now on massageanywhere, you can find her if you look. She looks about like the pic, and is a solid average looking presentable person with a jaded personality as she should have dealing with that she deals wth.

CT. They have the rotation of people that ZZ was mentioning, nothing good, they are now on CL ocassionaly.

The park ridge one, she isn't two therapists, she just uses more than one name. Someone posted her mugshot once, if you like being shut out again have at it. Google her reviews they are hilarious.

Other NB location has Sarah, and Solar, two Sept. Businesses again. NO solar is not Katia who went down a few years ago and to my knowledge is not back and never will be. Linda is older.

I am simply posting this to avoid in the near future at least, memory lapses on what has already covered, to be covered again on here as something new. There is sadly nothing new or interesting going in those areas I mentioned.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 05-11-22 12:13

Who is this tyrant with the nice rack? Does she run all the rooms in the basement?

**EdCarbone** · 05-10-22 15:09

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

OMFG. Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. She is in many discussions in the forum with ZERO positive reviews.

Not true. She fucked me out of $80 with a mediocre massage. Is that the same as L3 ?

**ZzTopSterZz** · 05-10-22 13:40

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

OMFG. Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. She is in many discussions in the forum with ZERO positive reviews.

Thanks. No go.

**RichL1234** · 05-10-22 09:57

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

No shit. I called CT recently to ask who was working after the pandemic and tried to confirm my memory of who's who by asking about general age and appearance (like light vs dark hair). Yeah that might be a little direct as I don't want to see the fat old biddies I remember, but it's also a legit question like asking if a specific restaurant you might not remember is the one with blue walls and metal tables. I did not ask about her figure or anything stupid like that, but I still got an earful of abuse about how they operate a massage business and don't book appointments based on age or appearance. If they want to run a legit business then get some training and move out of the basement into a properly equipped facility.

Speaking of Craig's List, anyone have experience with this place on dempster just off 294? If you search the location you can find two therapists working there.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/b...470765465.html

OMFG. Avoid, Avoid, Avoid. She is in many discussions in the forum with ZERO positive reviews.

**FnlvnGuy** · 05-10-22 09:30

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

No shit. I called CT recently to ask who was working after the pandemic and tried to confirm my memory of who's who by asking about general age and appearance (like light vs dark hair). Yeah that might be a little direct as I don't want to see the fat old biddies I remember, but it's also a legit question like asking if a specific restaurant you might not remember is the one with blue walls and metal tables. I did not ask about her figure or anything stupid like that, but I still got an earful of abuse about how they operate a massage business and don't book appointments based on age or appearance. If they want to run a legit business then get some training and move out of the basement into a properly equipped facility.

Speaking of Craig's List, anyone have experience with this place on dempster just off 294? If you search the location you can find two therapists working there.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/b...470765465.html

OK massage at 80 bucks, but there are many pleases that are cheaper and you will leave happier.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 05-10-22 08:24

Originally Posted by PeteMusk [View Original Post]

For real. We have the remember when stuff from a place that closed years ago, economics, bleh.

On a serious note I noticed CT advertised on CL recently. They must be hurting.

No shit. I called CT recently to ask who was working after the pandemic and tried to confirm my memory of who's who by asking about general age and appearance (like light vs dark hair). Yeah that might be a little direct as I don't want to see the fat old biddies I remember, but it's also a legit question like asking if a specific restaurant you might not remember is the one with blue walls and metal tables. I did not ask about her figure or anything stupid like that, but I still got an earful of abuse about how they operate a massage business and don't book appointments based on age or appearance. If they want to run a legit business then get some training and move out of the basement into a properly equipped facility.

Speaking of Craig's List, anyone have experience with this place on dempster just off 294? If you search the location you can find two therapists working there.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/b...470765465.html

**PeteMusk** · 05-09-22 17:48

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Emp scene has been declining for 10 years and you want to talk about the Fed's latest interest rate hike? SMH. Move that to the "bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy" thread.

For real. We have the remember when stuff from a place that closed years ago, economics, bleh.

On a serious note I noticed CT advertised on CL recently. They must be hurting.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 05-07-22 18:32

Originally Posted by RubLuvr [View Original Post]

Tells me that money aggregates shrinking due to a tightening fed / rising rates, rampant inflation causing fed intervention with historic rate jumps and people barely able to keep up with necessities of fuel, food and housing going up exponentially means secondary entertainment industries, one of the few that is pure service minimally effected by the fuel and raw material spike, should probably look at lowering rather than raising rates. But as always, pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. I would imagine the biz will correct within a year as people rebudget their expenses.

Emp scene has been declining for 10 years and you want to talk about the Fed's latest interest rate hike? SMH. Move that to the "bullshit that has nothing to do with pussy" thread.

**NinjaDogs** · 05-07-22 17:42

Anyone know where she went? Maybe she is independent now?

**RubLuvr** · 05-07-22 17:26

Originally Posted by DennisWeaver [View Original Post]

We're in a global economic downward spiral with markets crashing, equities losing billions in value daily, and inflation out of control world-wide, and currency value diminishing before our very eyes, and the prices at massage venues, Euro and Asian, are going up? The proprietors and therapists don't seem to get it, that is, the adverse economic, political and financial news in the USA and around the world. Prices will eventually have to come down in this part of the economy as well. How about an effort to track, publicize and reward venues that lead with price lowering in the days ahead.

Tells me that money aggregates shrinking due to a tightening fed / rising rates, rampant inflation causing fed intervention with historic rate jumps and people barely able to keep up with necessities of fuel, food and housing going up exponentially means secondary entertainment industries, one of the few that is pure service minimally effected by the fuel and raw material spike, should probably look at lowering rather than raising rates. But as always, pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. I would imagine the biz will correct within a year as people rebudget their expenses.

**DennisWeaver** · 05-06-22 12:04

Originally Posted by CakeLover13 [View Original Post]

Great post Ed, makes me remember the times back in the day at lisuana's in Elmwood Park, very very fond memories there for sure..

We're in a global economic downward spiral with markets crashing, equities losing billions in value daily, and inflation out of control world-wide, and currency value diminishing before our very eyes, and the prices at massage venues, Euro and Asian, are going up? The proprietors and therapists don't seem to get it, that is, the adverse economic, political and financial news in the USA and around the world. Prices will eventually have to come down in this part of the economy as well. How about an effort to track, publicize and reward venues that lead with price lowering in the days ahead.