The Massholes

[Mattis1775]

Oh, let me very very clear here; I am not Andir. I am not CrazyCrouton. I am not Wiseass and I am not Sounds. So how about you? Are you in fact a Cheeze handle?

Let "me" be clear, I don't give a shit if you have one or twenty handles, all are equally useless. You're not impressing me at all Ballsucking Baloney. I have one handle and unlike yourself, I use it for everything. You should grow some balls and do the same Billy the Coward.

[BillyBaloney]

Just to help your little brain of yours and obviously, you didn't read the entire post because you wouldn't be making an ass of yourself right now. TS stands for table shower, which is what the question was. But, of course TS for you means Total Shithead. Read before you speak little man before trying to make yourself smart. I must've triggered a nerve of yours because all of a sudden, you're rapid posting like no tomorrow. All, of course is total bullshit in this thread alone. No contribution whatsoever.

But you avoided my question: Are you a Cheeze handle?

[Mattis1775]

BB Baloney is on a rant attack. Here's a derelict loser that never posts anywhere but here and when he does post outside, he gets spanked. Criticizes posts after posts. But, never offers anything in return. A2 spanked him for talking shit and I'm very certain he was on a mass attack on me or someone else in here. If you're going to let your emotions run the keyboard Boom Boom Billy, have a cup of Shut The Fuck Up for awhile, watch some playoff games and come back to entertain us. You haven't made a dent in this thread. At least Wise-Butthole Ass made a cemetery, which is raw. But, entertaining as hell. I'm not worried about Asshole Andir as he's rarely posting and you post like Houdini. Until next week BB Baloney, take this time to think of new ideas. Your McBragg shit has already expired. Quite frankly, it wasn't funny then and definitely isn't funny now.

[Mattis1775]

Jesus man all you do is talk talk talk and say nothing. You were doing well when you were just posting here and on the street meat thread. But you slipped today I see and have offered infinite wisdom on the massage thread and the escort thread.

Can you post where you got this information? Links will be helpful.

And here you go again with your tranny obsession. I know you were butt hurt when the "transitioned" provider refused you full service and like a cuck you gave her a fat tip of $120 for a handy but please keep your homo writings off this board.

Oh, let me very very clear here; I am not Andir. I am not CrazyCrouton. I am not Wiseass and I am not Sounds. So how about you? Are you in fact a Cheeze handle?

I don't need links because it's already been talked about in the forum. If you weren't so obsessed with my posts you would've read that stings are going on in Revere, amongst other cities. Mongers, unlike yourself have posted a lot of useful information. Try reading it next time Billy girl.

But, you're too busy scanning for free Internet near NMS, looking for a charge port because your phone died or trying to make the last meal call at the shelters. Keep up the rants girlfriend. Because I'm not impressed.

[Mattis1775]

So you just posted this and I actually believe it happened as you are a fucking degenerate.

But I was thinking, remember when you actually tried to sell us that you paid the high SA entry fee and were slaying it on the site? Or the time where you gave all your info and got into BTT to see Shu? That last one had me LMFAO for days! Or the time you skateboarded to Tijuana to bang cheap Mexican hoes? Ok I made that last one up but I think the board gets my point McBragg.

I never went to Mexico. But, maybe in your dreams I did. It's OK, Dum Dum Billy, I know it's hard to remember the people you're fighting with that you get information mixed up. You spent all day today rumbling through all my profile that you are so obsessed with my posts. I know you use this Handle to bullshit talk because that's all your posts from this Handle resembles, total bullshit. Why don't you use your "real" Handle like the rest of us. But, whenever you post something outside this thread, A2 puts a pipe in your ass because you're an asshole. We are waiting for your feedback Pussy Billy. I haven't read anything useful from you except garbage, which is what you have in your tent. I hope you got it down because it's really windy outside.

[Mattis1775]

Jesus man all you do is talk talk talk and say nothing. You were doing well when you were just posting here and on the street meat thread. But you slipped today I see and have offered infinite wisdom on the massage thread and the escort thread.

Can you post where you got this information? Links will be helpful.

And here you go again with your tranny obsession. I know you were butt hurt when the "transitioned" provider refused you full service and like a cuck you gave her a fat tip of $120 for a handy but please keep your homo writings off this board.

Oh, let me very very clear here; I am not Andir. I am not CrazyCrouton. I am not Wiseass and I am not Sounds. So how about you? Are you in fact a Cheeze handle?

Just to help your little brain of yours and obviously, you didn't read the entire post because you wouldn't be making an ass of yourself right now. TS stands for table shower, which is what the question was. But, of course TS for you means Total Shithead. Read before you speak little man before trying to make yourself smart. I must've triggered a nerve of yours because all of a sudden, you're rapid posting like no tomorrow. All, of course is total bullshit in this thread alone. No contribution whatsoever.

[Sounds]

I'm just going to leave this here.

It's me, Balls!! LOL.

I just wanted to tell you I have a new user name. LOL. I am sending you a PM because I think I can trust you. I am going to make an announcement to the Forum and hope that A2 does not ban me before I do. LOL. Thanks for having my back on this. I appreciate it very much. I am not AYY or CrazyCrouton or anyone else. I am a former user that posted in a different Forum in another state. I became too popular for A2 and he banned me because he thought I was trying to create my own "Brand". LOL.

The Forum was in Orlando, Florida. My name was JaguarXF. I had almost 1,000 reviews. Guys knew I was the "King" and they all enjoyed my reviews. A few hated me out of jealousy, but, I did not give a fuck! LOL. Please, check out the Banned section of the Orlando Forum under "Jags Sandbox Relentless Self Promoter and Pain in MY Ass". LOL. You cana Google JaguarXF USA Sex Guide and you will see all of my reviews.

I moved here 8 years ago and did not begin posting reviews again until 2 weeks ago.

Thanks.

Balls.

Yeah. A previously banned troll from 8 years ago moves to MA.

During those 8 years we get the persona of Toujula, Negsiro, Grogin, OlGary, DumDum.

The day after the last of those personas is banned, troll from 8 years ago shows up with a new name.

What are the odds of that happening? Hmmm.

Guess he finally realized the last 8 year old Troll shtick was not working. Not smart enough to come up with something new. Might as well recycle the past again.

[BillyBaloney]

So you just posted this and I actually believe it happened as you are a fucking degenerate.

she was really fucked up, to where she was wearing no shoes. , picked her up and tried to BBFS her. She had this leotard outfit where the bottom doesn't unbutton. I had to pork her with the bottom slid over and it rubbed the shit out of my prick. .

But I was thinking, remember when you actually tried to sell us that you paid the high SA entry fee and were slaying it on the site? Or the time where you gave all your info and got into BTT to see Shu? That last one had me LMFAO for days! Or the time you skateboarded to Tijuana to bang cheap Mexican hoes? Ok I made that last one up but I think the board gets my point McBragg.

[BillyBaloney]

Bullshit BillyB decides to wake up. Glad you remembered to log out of your Andir account to log into this one. What a coincident that it was so close together.

When I first read your post, I thought it was CrazyCrouton, rising from the dead. Because CrazyC writes the same shit over and over again. McBragg and now it's MaGoo. Whatever, heard it already many times. No one here wants to say how stupid you sound when you can't find new jokes to say. So, I'll say it for them, your jokes absolutely suck. You're just as bad as Andir, afraid of A2. I wouldn't blame you two. A2 gave both losers a good beating. Asshole Andir is trying to contribute a little by writing bullshit comments in the Massage section, to gain some points and perhaps "respect" back. Keep trying as both of you absolutely suck.

Jesus man all you do is talk talk talk and say nothing. You were doing well when you were just posting here and on the street meat thread. But you slipped today I see and have offered infinite wisdom on the massage thread and the escort thread.

Revere has been hot lately with incall stings.

Can you post where you got this information? Links will be helpful.

And here you go again with your tranny obsession. I know you were butt hurt when the "transitioned" provider refused you full service and like a cuck you gave her a fat tip of $120 for a handy but please keep your homo writings off this board.

TS is not all that made up to be. .

Oh, let me very very clear here; I am not Andir. I am not CrazyCrouton. I am not Wiseass and I am not Sounds. So how about you? Are you in fact a Cheeze handle?

[Mattis1775]

Hey Mattis! I mean McBragg or maybe its MaGoo LOL.

I love it when you pretend the other handles like Andir aren't yours, right up until A2 flips them or bans them. And if you look close at Wiseass's Graveyard there is definately a place for you. But one last thing, can you explain this post:

Bullshit BillyB decides to wake up. Glad you remembered to log out of your Andir account to log into this one. What a coincident that it was so close together.

When I first read your post, I thought it was CrazyCrouton, rising from the dead. Because CrazyC writes the same shit over and over again. McBragg and now it's MaGoo. Whatever, heard it already many times. No one here wants to say how stupid you sound when you can't find new jokes to say. So, I'll say it for them, your jokes absolutely suck. You're just as bad as Andir, afraid of A2. I wouldn't blame you two. A2 gave both losers a good beating. Asshole Andir is trying to contribute a little by writing bullshit comments in the Massage section, to gain some points and perhaps "respect" back. Keep trying as both of you absolutely suck.

[Mattis1775]

Ah? Are you saying that me, Andir the greatest board member ever is Wiseass? You are mistaken, my foreign friend. I hope you realize that you are an useless idiot. I could explain it to you in your native language if needed.

Asshole Andir decides to get a little testy. No need for Google Translate, I understand English and write it much better than you. Here he is making foreign jokes. But, he's "suddenly" active in the Asian (Massage Parlor). Doesn't seem like you have a problem getting a rub from an Asian woman does it? How many times do you have to read over your posts before hitting Upload Report? You're losing your touch. In fact, your comments use to be entertaining. But, now it's boring me. Afraid of A2 aren't we? You posted absolutely nothing of value in the Massage thread. You went to a place twice and no one answered the door. Were they open or did they see you at the camera and said "Nah, I don't want to see that guy! Ouch, it must hurt pretty bad doesn't it? It does affect your self esteem when they remove the towel from your lower extremities to show a tiny prick, and they let out a giggle. But, you're use to it.

[BillyBaloney]

Poor Andir, got a spanking. You know better than that to talk nonsense in other forums. You're such an idiot that you forget what room your in. No one gives a shit about your opinions, obviously the blue ink shows it. Save your trash for this room where it belongs Asswipe Andir.

Hey Mattis! I mean McBragg or maybe its MaGoo LOL.

I love it when you pretend the other handles like Andir aren't yours, right up until A2 flips them or bans them. And if you look close at Wiseass's Graveyard there is definately a place for you. But one last thing, can you explain this post:

Already blocked everyone, especially the xenophobe Andir, the southern redneck. Still open to ones that contribute and whom I already talk to. Peace!

[Andir]

Poor Andir, got a spanking. You know better than that to talk nonsense in other forums. You're such an idiot that you forget what room your in. No one gives a shit about your opinions, obviously the blue ink shows it. Save your trash for this room where it belongs Asswipe Andir.

Ah? Are you saying that me, Andir — the greatest board member ever — is Wiseass? You are mistaken, my foreign friend. I hope you realize that you are an useless idiot. I could explain it to you in your native language if needed.

[Mattis1775]

Ever notice that vaginas vary in scent, texture and taste? Of course we do! LOL. I have noticed however, that Asian vag is a bit more "acidic" than Latina vag and American (my favorite) vag. Sino-Asians are perhaps more into certain types of food than causes this. Who knows.

Please, guys, feel free to comment and share your experience with the forum.

Balls.

A2 is not fucking around anymore. People had several warnings prior to. But, this time, it's gonzo. So glad as he's spreading bullshit about legit massage parlors giving the hand jam. If we listened to this freak, we'll be given our hands. In handcuffs.

The No Balls BillyBaloney will be next. Start digging the hole six feet deep and grab his tent from NMS to put over it. The Phony can't afford a stone so Wiseass doesn't have to waste his time making one.

[Mattis1775]

I'm sure you already know, by when you tried to sign in this morning, that your New DumDum, Mr. BallsDeep7, got banned late yesterday. Your new Troll only lasted 61 posts and 13 days. Tough Break! LMAO! ROFL!

I updated "The Troll Graveyard" to reflect the loss. Still another spot for a new Gravestone. Saving the "TBD" Gravestone next to Cheeze for you! It's only fitting! Remember, you still have one foot in the Grave!

Now we'll have to see what New Troll Account you come up with. You will, you can't help it. Your a Psycho!

Poor Andir, got a spanking. You know better than that to talk nonsense in other forums. You're such an idiot that you forget what room your in. No one gives a shit about your opinions, obviously the blue ink shows it. Save your trash for this room where it belongs Asswipe Andir.