The Massholes

[Mattis1775]

The MassHole veterans, we need to step it up. New trolls are invading the other forums. A2 just spanked a number of wannabe losers from the Massage forum and soon, they'll be making their way here.

Wiseass will be busy constantly updating the graveyard. We're taking him away from his other weird activities and A2's blue ink will need to be refilled more often.

Let's see if they got what it takes to be a member of The MassHoles. Remember ladies, keep it clean. We don't want a spanking.

[Andir]

I'm sure you already know, by when you tried to sign in this morning, that your New DumDum, Mr. BallsDeep7, got banned late yesterday. Your new Troll only lasted 61 posts and 13 days. Tough Break! LMAO! ROFL!

I updated "The Troll Graveyard" to reflect the loss. Still another spot for a new Gravestone. Saving the "TBD" Gravestone next to Cheeze for you! It's only fitting! Remember, you still have one foot in the Grave!

Now we'll have to see what New Troll Account you come up with. You will, you can't help it. Your a Psycho!

Old, delusional, stupid — yes, that's an imbecilic motherfucker who sometimes goes by WiseAss. This Balls guy, aka CrazyCrouton, was you, right?

[Wiseass]

Yes, everyone knows that you are not a troll after your Massage Envy post!...........

I'm sure you already know, by when you tried to sign in this morning, that your New DumDum, Mr. BallsDeep7, got banned late yesterday. Your new Troll only lasted 61 posts and 13 days. Tough Break! LMAO! ROFL!

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This was you, starting to troll people, better luck next time.

A2

I updated "The Troll Graveyard" to reflect the loss. Still another spot for a new Gravestone. Saving the "TBD" Gravestone next to Cheeze for you! It's only fitting! Remember, you still have one foot in the Grave!

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Next time you do this on a review thread I will ban you.

A2

Now we'll have to see what New Troll Account you come up with. You will, you can't help it. Your a Psycho!

[Wiseass]

Yes, everyone knows that you are not a troll after your Massage Envy post!

Can you, please, go somewhere and fuck yourself already? No one cares who you are.

Nah, not Everyone! Nice Try!

Just so we're clear who's back. You can always tell when someone posts a lot of already posted info like its new or says "DM for the secret info on a place everybody and their fathers has been to already. ".

He gets banned and comes back writing more crap. Seriously what a waste of space on this board.

[BallsDeep7]

Ever notice that vaginas vary in scent, texture and taste? Of course we do! LOL. I have noticed however, that Asian vag is a bit more "acidic" than Latina vag and American (my favorite) vag. Sino-Asians are perhaps more into certain types of food than causes this. Who knows.

Please, guys, feel free to comment and share your experience with the forum.

Balls.

[BallsDeep7]

Three things will happen if I'd expect a HE and a well established location:

1. Politely and professionally say no and awkwardly continue the massage.

2. Massage ends early and no refund.

3. Massage ends early, no refund, asked to leave now and reported to LEO for my troubles.

You got a renegade therapist that didn't care if she got fired. Stop this bullshit and feed us legit parlors that offer it without issues. Is it your fantasy that you get something special at a legit place? Go to the doctors office next time to get your balls checked and ask that female doctor for a handy. Security will throw your ass out and if you're lucky, they'll allow you to pull your pants up before they do it.

No BS. Promise. I am smart enough to never go into a legit place and do anything that would cause the MT to toss me out. Never. Got it?

I have been in this game for over 20 years and have never been asked to leave. Never. So, as an experienced hobbyist, I always gauge the attitude of the MT and see how we get along and if she appears to be very, very friendly with me. If there is a good vibe, I see where it leads and if there is a bad vibe then we just perform the routine massage. That is it.

Like I said, every once in awhile, you get a "rogue" gal that is EAGER to drain your ball-sac for "A Few Dollars More". LOL.

Balls.

[Mattis1775]

ME is legit. We all know that. But I enjoyed a HE there a few years ago. As I said, I go to legit Spas a few times per month to get a nice massage and see if there may be some gal who is into some extra fun and cash. In fact, I went to a chiropractor once and scored big on a MT that gave me one of the best HE's I have ever had. So, hey, it is worth the effort.

And let's be cordial to each other. Please.

Balls.

Three things will happen if I'd expect a HE and a well established location:

1. Politely and professionally say no and awkwardly continue the massage.

2. Massage ends early and no refund.

3. Massage ends early, no refund, asked to leave now and reported to LEO for my troubles.

You got a renegade therapist that didn't care if she got fired. Stop this bullshit and feed us legit parlors that offer it without issues. Is it your fantasy that you get something special at a legit place? Go to the doctors office next time to get your balls checked and ask that female doctor for a handy. Security will throw your ass out and if you're lucky, they'll allow you to pull your pants up before they do it.

[Mattis1775]

First off, Thank You for the PM and the Compliment! Yeah, I hear ya, hate to see Tax Money wasted that way! When I read your post though, a Picture popped in my head. Just imagining you there at the Roundhouse. So enjoy the Pic! Just having a little Creative Fun!

Save the Arguing and Ball Busting for another Post!

Haha. Good one. Wise (Magic) ass strikes again. Good one. Now I'm taking it (up my) ass on this one. Keep up the good work. Larry Bird would be proud.

[BallsDeep7]

Yes, everyone knows that you are not a troll after your Massage Envy post!

Can you, please, go somewhere and fuck yourself already? No one cares who you are.

ME is legit. We all know that. But I enjoyed a HE there a few years ago. As I said, I go to legit Spas a few times per month to get a nice massage and see if there may be some gal who is into some extra fun and cash. In fact, I went to a chiropractor once and scored big on a MT that gave me one of the best HE's I have ever had. So, hey, it is worth the effort.

And let's be cordial to each other. Please.

Balls.

[Andir]

I am getting beat up by some people who think I am Asian Yum Yum and / or Crazy Crouton. I swear to everyone as I did previously; I am neither of those two aforementioned individuals. A2 knows my IP address and I have never used a VIP / Proxy.

So, here is my challenge to anyone who has the "balls" to put up or shut up. I am willing to bet anyone 10,000 dollars that I am not Asian nor Crazy Crouton. The forum can take up a collection to post the money and let A2 hold it in an escrow account. Maybe a trusted Senior Member can hold the money. Heck, if 10,000 dollars is too much to risk let's bet 5,000 dollars. I can positively prove beyond and to the exclusion of every reasonable doubt that I am Balls Deep. Again, the problem is that once I proof my identity, A2 may ban me and I do not want that to occur.

So, if I am going to get banned, I want to at least cash in on it. LOL.

Balls.

Yes, everyone knows that you are not a troll after your Massage Envy post!

Can you, please, go somewhere and fuck yourself already? No one cares who you are.

[Wiseass]

I picked up a WSW yesterday morning, didn't bother to get a name. But, she had black hair, makeup with sparkles on her eye lids. Clean and accommodating. She can't take a dick and held her breath and tightened up the entire time before I blew everything I had inside her. But, enough of that regular talk. She stays at the Roundhouse and told me that it's bare bone with no TV, furniture, appliance and a fold-up cot. Apparently, the other hotels has the usual accommodations like a regular hotel. She picked the Roundhouse because of drugs and close by for hooking. Well, apparently she doesn't want to get cleaned up. But, she was clean during our meeting.

What she told me after almost killed me. She said the city has been providing TVs, microwaves and other items for those that don't have them in the rooms. Well, guess what, they are selling that shit for drugs and cash. Glad to see your tax money going down the toilet isn't it?..........

First off, Thank You for the PM and the Compliment! Yeah, I hear ya, hate to see Tax Money wasted that way! When I read your post though, a Picture popped in my head. Just imagining you there at the Roundhouse. So enjoy the Pic! Just having a little Creative Fun!

Save the Arguing and Ball Busting for another Post!

[BallsDeep7]

I am getting beat up by some people who think I am Asian Yum Yum and / or Crazy Crouton. I swear to everyone as I did previously; I am neither of those two aforementioned individuals. A2 knows my IP address and I have never used a VIP / Proxy.

So, here is my challenge to anyone who has the "balls" to put up or shut up. I am willing to bet anyone 10,000 dollars that I am not Asian nor Crazy Crouton. The forum can take up a collection to post the money and let A2 hold it in an escrow account. Maybe a trusted Senior Member can hold the money. Heck, if 10,000 dollars is too much to risk let's bet 5,000 dollars. I can positively prove beyond and to the exclusion of every reasonable doubt that I am Balls Deep. Again, the problem is that once I proof my identity, A2 may ban me and I do not want that to occur.

So, if I am going to get banned, I want to at least cash in on it. LOL.

Balls.

[Andir]

You really need to have your Shrink change your Scripts to cope with these Stressfull Times. DumDum is Dead and your New DumDum is already identified! Tough Times! Remember when you were trying to sell everyone that DumDum was part of the Management Team and he was Untouchable?

As usual, you were Full of Shit! DumDum wasn't Untouchable. He's now buried in "The Troll Graveyard" (See Pic) along with your other Trolls. The Question is, who is next? You or your New DumDum? TBD (To Be Determined), the Gravestone is Ready! You already have one foot in the Grave so it will be interesting.

And what exactly you prove here besides your extreme stupidity? Well, it's not something requiring any extra effort on your part — it's widely known already.

Did I say fuck you, old degenerate? Sorry if I did not.

[BallsDeep7]

This thread is hilarious! This is like the idiots on The View; Yelling bickering and trying to scram over each other. You guys are very entertaining and I get a real laugh from this thread. Keep it up guys!

Balls.

[Wiseass]

Oh hi, CrazyCrouton! The stupid motherfucker you are.

You really need to have your Shrink change your Scripts to cope with these Stressfull Times. DumDum is Dead and your New DumDum is already identified! Tough Times! Remember when you were trying to sell everyone that DumDum was part of the Management Team and he was Untouchable?

You know who Asian is, right? He was basically telling you directly when posting screens containing PM exchanges from banned users. Be careful. LOL!

Jack, I think I told you why he has access to the banned accounts. You don't listen. You are stupid beyond belief.

As usual, you were Full of Shit! DumDum wasn't Untouchable. He's now buried in "The Troll Graveyard" (See Pic) along with your other Trolls. The Question is, who is next? You or your New DumDum? TBD (To Be Determined), the Gravestone is Ready! You already have one foot in the Grave so it will be interesting.

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Next time you do this on a review thread I will ban you.

A2