Massage Parlor Reports

[Spectacular]

Mind is blown away at the number of ancient grannies in Seattle AMPs and the ridiculous $$ they are being paid. Unless you resemble the elephant man these old hags should be paying YOU to fuck them.

Hooray! Thank you, SeattleMassage. FINALLY someone makes a valid post just like what I have always said. Unfortunately, there are actually more than one hobbyist who will pay more, especially 1) rookies in this hobby, and 2) all there high tech folks around here. It's obvious such folks (and maybe others) do not understand simple economics, nor apply it to their own situation.

It's the same thing I always say about these ridiculous high rates non-AMP providers want. To me, the maximum I will pay for a 1 hour In Call session, and the gal allows / provides BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS is no more than $240. In fact, that is actually above my "allowable" amount of $200.

[PeterHouston]

I saw her a couple weeks ago. Not a good experience. In and out of the room frequently. Inattentive while in the room. Not a good massage at all. Only offered HJ not more. I had to wait 15 minutes despite having an appointment. And this wait was part of the hour. Got attitude when I pointed this out. I won't repeat. There are other options.

I'm sadly low on funds for a while due to a family members medical bills, so trying to find an inexpensive experience. Thinking about trying Mary at Good Massage cause I had her before for $ (plus house).

Any other places / girls that fit the bill?

[NOsnevtskj]

Went to Q and Highland and saw Apple and others. They are low quality, but they still wanted 250 to 300 for CFS. Shit, 240 for BBFS is nothing but a lunatic assertion now. We now have Alina & Dana (eros.com) in Bellevue-Seattle, and their donation rate is 500 roses an hour, cfs only.

Hooray! Thank you, SeattleMassage. FINALLY someone makes a valid post just like what I have always said. Unfortunately, there are actually more than one hobbyist who will pay more, especially 1) rookies in this hobby, and 2) all there high tech folks around here. It's obvious such folks (and maybe others) do not understand simple economics, nor apply it to their own situation.

It's the same thing I always say about these ridiculous high rates non-AMP providers want. To me, the maximum I will pay for a 1 hour In Call session, and the gal allows / provides BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS is no more than $240. In fact, that is actually above my "allowable" amount of $200.

[MassagedGuy]

I'm sadly low on funds for a while due to a family members medical bills, so trying to find an inexpensive experience. Thinking about trying Mary at Good Massage cause I had her before for $ (plus house).

Any other places / girls that fit the bill?

Mary is old an unattractive for me. If she only charges 100 for FS that is low.

[Ballard]

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[MartyByrde]

I have never ever received a HE that was worth 100. Anywhere. Ever.

I pay 60 for the massage and 40 for the tip. Period.

And if she acts all indignant about it I don't go back to her and will go to a different masseuse next time.

Or I will simply go to a different establishment.

I wish everybody could just unite around this but there's always got to be some guy who thinks they should be paying more and establishing ridiculous expectations by the masseuse.

Hooray! Thank you, SeattleMassage. FINALLY someone makes a valid post just like what I have always said. Unfortunately, there are actually more than one hobbyist who will pay more, especially 1) rookies in this hobby, and 2) all there high tech folks around here. It's obvious such folks (and maybe others) do not understand simple economics, nor apply it to their own situation.

It's the same thing I always say about these ridiculous high rates non-AMP providers want. To me, the maximum I will pay for a 1 hour In Call session, and the gal allows / provides BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS is no more than $240. In fact, that is actually above my "allowable" amount of $200.

[Efurufe]

I'm sadly low on funds for a while due to a family members medical bills, so trying to find an inexpensive experience. Thinking about trying Mary at Good Massage cause I had her before for $ (plus house).

Any other places / girls that fit the bill?

[SeattleMassage]

FYI. I tip 100 for standard HE.

I have never ever received a HE that was worth 100. Anywhere. Ever.

I pay 60 for the massage and 40 for the tip. Period.

And if she acts all indignant about it I don't go back to her and will go to a different masseuse next time.

Or I will simply go to a different establishment.

I wish everybody could just unite around this but there's always got to be some guy who thinks they should be paying more and establishing ridiculous expectations by the masseuse.

[CaptBlkOut]

Anyone visited this spot on Bel-Red? Considering stopping by next time I'm in the area but don't want a dud.

I'll try it out and report. I usually go to Fall Health Spa, if I don't feel like leaving Bellevue.

[ProperGMan]

Shit, I'd go in for the massage, then when she tries to ask for that amount, enjoy the pleasure of telling her she's full of it, then leave. We got to keep this shit under control. She may be hot, but a HE isn't worth $170, even if she's totally nude.

OP, do you think she would've been nude for that amount, or allowed some other play? Now you got me kinda wanting to check her out.

Even knowing it's inflated dude will check it out then cave for $100 HE with no-touch bare pussy in his face.

Outstanding!!

Why'all got the economy of the ladies work backwards!

It's the dudes pussy-greed that drives the going rate.

FYI. I tip 100 for standard HE.

[SeaTownDave]

Sunshine SODO, they have a TS.

Any recs from people on who to see or details? See Coco in a blue dress there. Reviewed the sad appointment. PMs welcome.

[Lego19]

Have a bunch of downtime and looking for some AMP fun. I'm near Cap Hill but not excited about the usual on 12/ Jackson. Recommendations for the best option close. TS a plus and would appreciate full and hopefully BBBJ.

Sunshine SODO, they have a TS.

[SeaTownDave]

Have a bunch of downtime and looking for some AMP fun. I'm near Cap Hill but not excited about the usual on 12/ Jackson. Recommendations for the best option close. TS a plus and would appreciate full and hopefully BBBJ.

[Efurufe]

Fuck.

Went in recently for my old reliable. Ring the bell (new?) and the girl that opens the door is smoking hot! Likely mid-20's, fashionable, white yoga pants and revealing halter top, worn in the style of an IG model. Price up to 70 for an hour but I went with it. Massage was solid, sensual and continued after the flip, where the teasing really ramped up.

Then she asks a hundo for a handy. WTF. No way.

Anyone had similar at this place / with this girl? Is this the new standard there?

What did you say to that request? Any negotiation, or you just left?

[KnoxNenters]

Then she asks a hundo for a handy.

Shit, I'd go in for the massage, then when she tries to ask for that amount, enjoy the pleasure of telling her she's full of it, then leave. We got to keep this shit under control. She may be hot, but a HE isn't worth $170, even if she's totally nude.

OP, do you think she would've been nude for that amount, or allowed some other play? Now you got me kinda wanting to check her out.

Fuck.