LA LA Land Bullshit and Fight Club

[Im Yours]

Are you the guy who works in my suite? Fat, around 70 years old, gray hair? Literally this guy's shit smells like a skyscraper on fire.

The other day I was hanging out with my ex temple of bliss pal and we had breakfast and I think we then did a session. I no longer mess with her because she is just spaced out, but after the breakfast, rather than taking a crap at her place, I went back in to the restaurant and dropped a load there.

Anyone who shits where he fucks is not fully evolved.

Nah man, I'm half that age, and uber smelly shits aren't a normal thing. Must have been the food your mom made me after I banged her out the other day.

[PriscillaM]

My appointed was running behind due to scheduling conflicts so I stopped at McDonalds to grab a quick bite.

I ate, peed, brushed my teeth. I sort of felt like I needed to shit but I'll wait.

I went in, fucked for 30 minutes, drank some post nut water, then bam, it hit me. I had to take a shit. I asked her if I could use the bathroom. She said, of course.

Even though I courtesy flushed twice, the smell was pretty bad, and she was not happy at all, and told me to clean my own ass when it came time for the post nut shower.

She kept laughing through the smell, though. What a trooper.

Are you the guy who works in my suite? Fat, around 70 years old, gray hair? Literally this guy's shit smells like a skyscraper on fire.

The other day I was hanging out with my ex temple of bliss pal and we had breakfast and I think we then did a session. I no longer mess with her because she is just spaced out, but after the breakfast, rather than taking a crap at her place, I went back in to the restaurant and dropped a load there.

Anyone who shits where he fucks is not fully evolved.

[Im Yours]

My appointed was running behind due to scheduling conflicts so I stopped at McDonalds to grab a quick bite.

I ate, peed, brushed my teeth. I sort of felt like I needed to shit but I'll wait.

I went in, fucked for 30 minutes, drank some post nut water, then bam, it hit me. I had to take a shit. I asked her if I could use the bathroom. She said, of course.

Even though I courtesy flushed twice, the smell was pretty bad, and she was not happy at all, and told me to clean my own ass when it came time for the post nut shower.

She kept laughing through the smell, though. What a trooper.

[PriscillaM]

Is this Verizon outage affecting the ability of Russian bookers to confirm appointments?

[PriscillaM]

Yes, Priscilla.

I told you never to get the Mahi Mahi from Ralphs.

It messes with your brain.

[PriscillaM]

You are a retard in the worst way. You are a creep. How psychotic personalities do you have on USASexguide do you have?

As a fish market worker, and as a person who took advantage of other's misfortune, what have you contributed to the future of California's Superior Court system, other than following in what I have an AI doing for free?

I demand that you spend the rest of your life in repentance. Your style is equivalent to speaking Latin in a Catholic Church. Fuck you, *****! Go to hell. I summon all if truth to dispel your evil.

Fuck you!

I am going to have to reopen my fan club.

[Christophe1]

https://youtu.be/a0x6vIAtFcI

Yes, Priscilla.

[Christophe1]

I am already in a ramming club, we hire large melanin enhanced men to ram our asses. Last week we had a new member come in to catch, his first name was hunter. Claimed he is practicing for a 60 month stint of the federal sentencing guidelines.

You are a retard in the worst way. You are a creep. How psychotic personalities do you have on USASexguide do you have?

As a fish market worker, and as a person who took advantage of other's misfortune, what have you contributed to the future of California's Superior Court system, other than following in what I have an AI doing for free?

I demand that you spend the rest of your life in repentance. Your style is equivalent to speaking Latin in a Catholic Church. Fuck you, *****! Go to hell. I summon all if truth to dispel your evil.

Fuck you!

[TempletonRat]

Hey Hommies,

Thinking about pegging? Peg curious, or perhaps a connoisseur of getting bottomed pegged.

Let's form a club to meet at Trunks WEHO for a weekly pegextravaganza of fannitabulous prostate fun. Don't hide in the closet while your prostate enlarges day by day. Let's meet and beat our prostates to pee size again.

Can't wait to discuss all the great ideas, techniques and truly awe inspiring things about pegging to we all squeal like little girls.

https://youtu.be/a0x6vIAtFcI

[PriscillaM]

Hey Hommies,

Thinking about pegging? Peg curious, or perhaps a connoisseur of getting bottomed pegged.

Let's form a club to meet at Trunks WEHO for a weekly pegextravaganza of fannitabulous prostate fun. Don't hide in the closet while your prostate enlarges day by day. Let's meet and beat our prostates to pee size again.

Can't wait to discuss all the great ideas, techniques and truly awe inspiring things about pegging to we all squeal like little girls.

I am already in a ramming club, we hire large melanin enhanced men to ram our asses. Last week we had a new member come in to catch, his first name was hunter. Claimed he is practicing for a 60 month stint of the federal sentencing guidelines.

[Christophe1]

Hey Hommies,

Thinking about pegging? Peg curious, or perhaps a connoisseur of getting bottomed pegged.

Let's form a club to meet at Trunks WEHO for a weekly pegextravaganza of fannitabulous prostate fun. Don't hide in the closet while your prostate enlarges day by day. Let's meet and beat our prostates to pee size again.

Can't wait to discuss all the great ideas, techniques and truly awe inspiring things about pegging to we all squeal like little girls.

[SsStuntCock]

That seems to be the story of your playbook as you hang on every word I post. It's as predictable as the president of a fan club.

I don't know what you're taking about. I'm here to discuss BBFS intel on a BBFS board. Remember, "Let's not forget what we're here for." I guess that sure aged well didn't it.

[Toungsten]

Wait. Calling me an arbiter of these very subjective opinions in a sarcastic manner is the kind of disrespect that is completely unnecessary and uncalled for. I disagreed with that one assessment of yours and all of a sudden I'm getting attacked.

Not talking about your one assessment. Talking about your deciding what is GND, cute and DDG. It's in the eye of the beholder. YMMV.

[PriscillaM]

Toungsten is a pro monger and has been around long enough, to F'ing understand. I agree with T.

That needed to be said.

I was not blessed with any semblance of good looks or athleticism but once I started pooning I improved myself little by little and I saw the change gradually on these ladies faces when I walked through the door.

I am a "pro am" monger. I have several platonic relationships with prostitutes and they refer me out to others, sometimes even give me a discount or take me on even if they are offline.

It is due to one thing, and one thing only. I am in a profession that these girls request advice on from time to time.

As for mongers, we are inventory. Do you ever see a car salesman get happy when a customer is about to close a sale. That is the same face that a prostitute gets when you leave. The idea that these girls enjoy fucking men has to be right up there with taking the trump vaccine.

[TempletonRat]

I figured you for an older gentleman, T. As we get older, do you not find that busting nuts into an actress who really loathes you deep down becomes more of a desultory experience? In a sense, the perception and wisdom of the authentic situation grows while the pleasure of the genital friction somewhat diminishes?