Massage Parlor Reports

**Gene2** · 05-04-22 11:37

After suffering from plenty of self-inflicted malaise following the recent crap storm raining on the Genoverse, it was time for an injection of confidence and well being. This wasn't the time for a rookie or a "maybe. " This needed to be a sure thing. And not just any sure thing, but one who is an amalgam of beauty and stunning skills. I needed a fully involved and interactive paramour.

I needed to call in the Green Berets of the hobby. It was time to bring in the girl with the double howitzers. Lauren.

And that I did. And Dr. Lauren was ready and able to cure my ailments and reaffirm my confidence in my value to the fairer sex (even if that value is only monetary and complimentary). She met me at her new location that she shares with Cassidy James and Miss Hunter (who is out of the hobby). Great discrete location with plenty of parking. I asked her if I could bring her anything as our appointment was at 8:30 am. She was so appreciative of that gesture and asked for a bagel sandwich and a Red Bull (plenty of energy expended). Once she had imbibed of the Red Bull she got to work.

Her diagnosis was quick and decisive. The crap storm had destroyed my central confidence generator. The therapy session started immediately and it commenced with her holding my face in her hands and providing talk therapy to restart the confidence generator. Talk therapy included validation of being a good guy, a caring and generous spirit, who although not blessed with good looks, and not youthful, still had charming qualities and plenty of tread left on the tires. Next was a bit of resuscitation that was tender and so appreciated by me. The rest of the therapy session included aspects that are protected by HIPPA and doctor / patient confidentiality clauses. So I can't share the details. But it worked. I am a new man. Double howitzer therapy has another success and a confidence redeemed from flatline.

In conclusion, Lauren is a blessing. I count her as a friend, not just a lust liaison partner. She listens. She sympathizes. She scolds me when it's clear how I brought certain aspects of the crap storm into the Genoverse (not that I'll ever listen because I seem to perpetuate my own difficulties in this hobby). And most of all. She cares. She lets me redeem myself when I make mistakes with her. I've made several with her and wish I hadn't. But she let me back into her embrace and allows me to change those mistakes into learning lessons.

She is available typically Tuesday to Friday from 9 am to 3 pm. But keep in mind she has a full life outside her therapy session hours. So she may go days or weeks with no availability nor communication. So patience is the key to obtaining the services of the good doctor, Lauren.

Oh. And she doesn't accept Medicaid you cheap bastards. Give her a tip!!

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/312624454161

Enjoy.

G2.

**PurpMan61** · 05-04-22 10:47

Got stood up by Delilah the ebony masseuse. Didn't really see reports of her doing that but it happened. Hope she's ok. Was really looking forward to her. Little head got angry and went to the first available which leads me to Courtney. She works at TOP but this was before hours so went to her incall. The whole experience was lame. Low energy, wanted money for everything even though we established a menu and pricing and limited roaming. BBU and hunters girls is what I have to stick with to not be disappointed apparently.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/534900754204

**MichiganMan686** · 05-04-22 01:50

Originally Posted by Nyped96 [View Original Post]

Tried to sent you a PM, but your inbox is full.

Man that inbox fills fast. LOL. Mm66.

**JVisaGod** · 05-03-22 22:28

Originally Posted by HollandGuy83 [View Original Post]

They had some girls quit. I believe they're down to just Hailey, Milan, and Monica again. So it doesn't surprise me if they're booked solid.

There were two fresh faces when I was there last week.

**UtrGuy** · 05-03-22 20:40

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

One of the girls at Panacea was telling me about a new girl that started a week or two ago that goes by "Jasmine." Said she was a petite blonde and 21 years old, sounds good! Anyone experience her yet?

She previously worked with with summer and a bunch of others asking 160 hh 200 hr. She's hot but the last time I seen her drugs were taking their toll. I have not seen her at panacea but you had to ask her to remove any clothing before. Might repeat but not go out of my way.

**Gene2** · 05-03-22 20:16

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

I said "over 30." She's going to be 32 in a couple of weeks, that's 5 years difference. A lot changes on the body over time, 5 years is a lot of time for change.

She will always be 25 years old in my mind.

G2.

**Nyped96** · 05-03-22 19:55

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

Chyna has a her own place now. Downtown area. Great massae got my full hour. Nice place. You don't have to do the dereaded walk of shame. Tons of offices around. Free parking and tons of it. Great communication. Flip came and that about tore my ass up. Just a girl that loves to please. Hot body and just the best ass in the biz. Running a 1 hour special for 150 for the next week or two. PM me for digits. Mm686.

Tried to sent you a PM, but your inbox is full.

**Blackfire** · 05-03-22 17:53

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

Hey bro,

Don't take this the wrong way. But how much difference is there between a 27 year old's body and a 30 year old's body? And are any of us that observant that we could tell the difference. Kind of made me smile, which I need today.

Thanks for letting me poke at you a bit..

I said "over 30." She's going to be 32 in a couple of weeks, that's 5 years difference. A lot changes on the body over time, 5 years is a lot of time for change.

**Gene2** · 05-03-22 17:33

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

Brit is very nice, for being over 30 she has the body of a 27 year old. Did you go to the new 36th street location by the Xpressway?

Hey bro,

Don't take this the wrong way. But how much difference is there between a 27 year old's body and a 30 year old's body? And are any of us that observant that we could tell the difference. Kind of made me smile, which I need today.

Thanks for letting me poke at you a bit.

G2.

**Blackfire** · 05-03-22 17:23

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

So it's been a crap storm week so far in the Genoverse. Unexpected drama. Sadness. Missed connections. Cancelled appointments. And I broke my phone when I dropped it after a very frustrating text conversation. So now the screen is cracked and my phone is sending out screen shots intermittently.

I'm never quite sure why things change sometimes. I'm a firm believer in the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality but apparently I'm not in sync with others in this philosophy. So. I found myself this morning looking for much needed diversion.

I haven't given panacea any love in the form of reviews and recommendations. But I'm thinking this is a great spot to escape drama. .

Sorry to hear your week has been rough. Maybe this shot across the bow will get their attention and they'll see how right you are about things.

**PeteSake** · 05-03-22 14:18

Eris is awesome I enjoy getting massage from her She is so comfortable to talk with and she takes away the stress of life. Her sister is awesome as well The are both great.

**Gene2** · 05-03-22 12:41

So it's been a crap storm week so far in the Genoverse. Unexpected drama. Sadness. Missed connections. Cancelled appointments. And I broke my phone when I dropped it after a very frustrating text conversation. So now the screen is cracked and my phone is sending out screen shots intermittently.

I'm never quite sure why things change sometimes. I'm a firm believer in the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality but apparently I'm not in sync with others in this philosophy. So. I found myself this morning looking for much needed diversion.

I haven't been to panacea since Natasha left and have read here about the price gouging with some providers there. Of course, a few stellar providers there are still on the approved list without an elevator for the pricing. And one of them is Natalie. Mid 30's aged with a great massage technique and genuinely happy to see me. Cute and conversational. Got comfortable right away which is always nice. The flip was a nice prolonged event and gave me a much better outlook on life. $50 door fee half hour. $60 tip. It wasn't my first choice for today but it turned my day around.

I haven't given panacea any love in the form of reviews and recommendations. But I'm thinking this is a great spot to escape drama. Walk ins are welcome, although the cost elevators can be a concern with some of the girls. But calling ahead and picking from the ones who don't negotiate during the massage makes this place a solid option. If memory serves more than half of the girls don't negotiate during the massage.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/042688994462

Enjoy.

G2.

**HollandGuy83** · 05-03-22 11:48

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

The owner told me she takes down all advertising when they're booked with appointments.

They had some girls quit. I believe they're down to just Hailey, Milan, and Monica again. So it doesn't surprise me if they're booked solid.

**Benz1** · 05-03-22 11:34

Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]

Serenity seems to have taken down their ads from STG. Anybody know what's up? Thanks.

The owner told me she takes down all advertising when they're booked with appointments.

**Love The Lips** · 05-03-22 11:29

One of the girls at Panacea was telling me about a new girl that started a week or two ago that goes by "Jasmine." Said she was a petite blonde and 21 years old, sounds good! Anyone experience her yet?