Massage Parlor Reports

**PeteSake** · 05-03-22 14:18

Eris is awesome I enjoy getting massage from her She is so comfortable to talk with and she takes away the stress of life. Her sister is awesome as well The are both great.

**Gene2** · 05-03-22 12:41

So it's been a crap storm week so far in the Genoverse. Unexpected drama. Sadness. Missed connections. Cancelled appointments. And I broke my phone when I dropped it after a very frustrating text conversation. So now the screen is cracked and my phone is sending out screen shots intermittently.

I'm never quite sure why things change sometimes. I'm a firm believer in the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality but apparently I'm not in sync with others in this philosophy. So. I found myself this morning looking for much needed diversion.

I haven't been to panacea since Natasha left and have read here about the price gouging with some providers there. Of course, a few stellar providers there are still on the approved list without an elevator for the pricing. And one of them is Natalie. Mid 30's aged with a great massage technique and genuinely happy to see me. Cute and conversational. Got comfortable right away which is always nice. The flip was a nice prolonged event and gave me a much better outlook on life. $50 door fee half hour. $60 tip. It wasn't my first choice for today but it turned my day around.

I haven't given panacea any love in the form of reviews and recommendations. But I'm thinking this is a great spot to escape drama. Walk ins are welcome, although the cost elevators can be a concern with some of the girls. But calling ahead and picking from the ones who don't negotiate during the massage makes this place a solid option. If memory serves more than half of the girls don't negotiate during the massage.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/042688994462

Enjoy.

G2.

**HollandGuy83** · 05-03-22 11:48

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

The owner told me she takes down all advertising when they're booked with appointments.

They had some girls quit. I believe they're down to just Hailey, Milan, and Monica again. So it doesn't surprise me if they're booked solid.

**Benz1** · 05-03-22 11:34

Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]

Serenity seems to have taken down their ads from STG. Anybody know what's up? Thanks.

The owner told me she takes down all advertising when they're booked with appointments.

**Love The Lips** · 05-03-22 11:29

One of the girls at Panacea was telling me about a new girl that started a week or two ago that goes by "Jasmine." Said she was a petite blonde and 21 years old, sounds good! Anyone experience her yet?

**ChastD1959** · 05-03-22 11:07

Originally Posted by Ftw102 [View Original Post]

I had an HR appt last night and all I was looking for was a massage and great ending on the flip. When I got there she was literally blown out of her mind. I have no clue on what but there was remanence of something on the end table. She looked like she had been ravaged for the entire day of customers. The massage was subpar but I was already thinking about what's to come. Without being to descriptive she asked me to F her! She had already gave me BBBJ & an HJ. She rode me like she was a pro and believe me she is. Once or twice she excused herself to the bathroom and came back out I can only imagine what was going on in there. After an hour and close to 15 minutes the phone rang and she said she was just wrapping it up and she'd txt. I stayed for over 2 hours and by the end she was so far gone I just left her on the floor mumbling and making no sense. Her pics are legit but if you are going to see her I'd suggest you make an early morning appointment because by the end of the night she's probably going to be a mess. The only thing that worried me was what if something happens like a medical emergency while I was there. Won't keep me away but she may not even remember seeing me last night.

Is this who you're talking about? https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/557684512578.

**RaulJulia** · 05-03-22 09:54

Serenity seems to have taken down their ads from STG. Anybody know what's up? Thanks.

**GRFunGuy** · 05-03-22 09:22

Originally Posted by BigT0501 [View Original Post]

Any recent intel on Casey who used to work out of Body Works in Byron Center? I think she was the younger of two sisters. Haven't seen any info about her in nearly a year.

Thanks in advance if you have an update on how to connect.

Casey goes by Eris now and her younger sister Kenzie is back to do ing duos with her but very rarely. Got to catch her at the right time.

**WestMichguy** · 05-03-22 09:21

Originally Posted by Eldrid26 [View Original Post]

Like the title says, it was beyond my greatest expectations. This was my first ever experience, so I figured I might as well start at the top.

I met with Brit, and I'm still trying to process how amazing that hour was. She's way prettier than what I expected, and her ass is going to be something I dream about for many years- firm, round, spectacular.

I really hope this place survives and thrives, because it is incredible.

Even though Brit and the girls have moved a lot recently, BBU has been around for a good while which is a testament to her business model. She could write a PhD thesis on how to run a successful operation in this industry.

But now you have the dilemma of whether you see Britt again for your next appointment or one of the many other lovely ladies there. Good problem to have!

**Eldrid26** · 05-02-22 21:59

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

Brit is very nice, for being over 30 she has the body of a 27 year old. Did you go to the new 36th street location by the Xpressway?

Yes, not a bad location. Enough going on around that you don't feel or look sleezy.

**Blackfire** · 05-02-22 21:26

Originally Posted by Eldrid26 [View Original Post]

Like the title says, it was beyond my greatest expectations. This was my first ever experience, so I figured I might as well start at the top.

I met with Brit, and I'm still trying to process how amazing that hour was. She's way prettier than what I expected, and her ass is going to be something I dream about for many years- firm, round, spectacular.

I really hope this place survives and thrives, because it is incredible.

Brit is very nice, for being over 30 she has the body of a 27 year old. Did you go to the new 36th street location by the Xpressway?

**Eldrid26** · 05-02-22 18:14

Like the title says, it was beyond my greatest expectations. This was my first ever experience, so I figured I might as well start at the top.

I met with Brit, and I'm still trying to process how amazing that hour was. She's way prettier than what I expected, and her ass is going to be something I dream about for many years- firm, round, spectacular.

I really hope this place survives and thrives, because it is incredible.

**RaulJulia** · 05-02-22 18:10

Originally Posted by Naughty12 [View Original Post]

Joy at Tuina.

Ratings scale: 1 (worst) -5 (best), comment.

Location / parking=4, hidden nicely lower level business office.

Cleanliness=5. AMP s are generally top knotch clean, no mask.

Attractiveness=3, Asian late 30's, short, average body, Joy is her name. Very poor English.

Engauging=5, very Joyful! Fun, sparky very play full.

Quality of massage=1, never got a massage, went right to work.

Extras=1, OTC roaming, pulled away at below the waist. Breast flash once.

Time=1, hh. Said she had hurry, another customer in 10 min. Got 20 min total.

Value=1, door fee hh 60, +65 tip wanted it all. I think she didn't understand Hh.

Up sell=1, she shorted me on time, took my cash roll when she saw it, I was expecting more for that. HE only! She said more next time if I understood it correctly.

Return=1, never got a hot towel cleanup and I was rushed. I was a walk in.

Overall score = 2. 3.

Sorry to hear you had this experience. I'm one of the guys who posted a positive review of her. I had a great time with her when I went. It's odd how these ladies can be so different. I was a Royal Touch recently and saw a provider I'd seen a few weeks back and had a good experience with. She told me then, on my first visit, that the second visit would be better. It wasn't at all. And that's the same guy (me) with the same provider. Maybe they just have "off" days sometimes. I plan to see Joy again and will report back.

**Benz1** · 05-02-22 17:43

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

As you read the forum posts, you will find that this particular location does have a higher reporting percentage of FS.

BodyworkByUs and Panacea do not allow FS nor BJ. Serenity and Luxe are the two reported locations to have several reports of FS, but at a decidedly high cost. Like $200 to $300 more than the door fee of $60 hhr or $100 hr. And there is a downside to a FS event on a massage table. Especially for a big man or a middle aged man. That's where an escort or a massage provider operating out of a hotel room has a decided advantage over a massage parlor. Additionally, Factored in is that most massage parlors don't have showers, so that can impact the freshness and quality of the goodies presented for your pleasure.

Lots to contemplate.

The girls at Royal Touch tell me they have a flexible shower head next to their provider toilet for spraying off the sticky stuff. They don't have a shower but it sounds like the next best thing.

**Gene2** · 05-02-22 16:20

Originally Posted by HckyFan [View Original Post]

Do any of the ladies at Luxe offer FS?

As you read the forum posts, you will find that this particular location does have a higher reporting percentage of FS.

BodyworkByUs and Panacea do not allow FS nor BJ. Serenity and Luxe are the two reported locations to have several reports of FS, but at a decidedly high cost. Like $200 to $300 more than the door fee of $60 hhr or $100 hr. And there is a downside to a FS event on a massage table. Especially for a big man or a middle aged man. That's where an escort or a massage provider operating out of a hotel room has a decided advantage over a massage parlor. Additionally, Factored in is that most massage parlors don't have showers, so that can impact the freshness and quality of the goodies presented for your pleasure.

Lots to contemplate.