Massage Parlor Reports

[Paul0959]

Good job!

Might head back next week.

She's not a looker, but I unironically think she has a decent ass LOL (probably enhanced IMO). Can't beat it at that price.

Took the plunge with Lucy and was an experience that I will try again. Although it was about 20 minutes total. Her enthusiasm for anything is available and pleasing you is her goal. What a trooper.

[Alowicious]

After why'll stuffed my inbox full of "where is this place," it occurred to me that, besides no one seeming to have any concept of basic search functions with well-known websites, I had not, in fact, provided a city (though really, there's only one Coconut in OC, and probably even in all of SoCal).

Coconut is in SanTana.

And if why'all can't figure out the rest, why'all don't belong on the interwebs, and certainly not in here (especially the dumbass who asked me to provide a full explanation of all of my abbreviations. Oh, and BTW (which stands for "By The Way" LBD = Little Black Dress, the one we all know and love).

Haven't really seen any reports on this place, so figured I'd TOFTT. Rather than bore you with the details, let me just say.

Whole. E. Phuquin. Chitt.

I had about the best experience ever.

One the top 10 massages I've had.

[Alowicious]

FYI .140/160 has been a pretty standard tip for the past 10 years!

I dunno, I guess I thought a Benny, sometimes with his friend was standard, based on everyone's posts here. Maybe everyone here is just cheap?

I do remember when $50 $60 was standard, though. Ah, inflation.

[Slammer6008]

You should have written this in the Bare Back section LOL. Was it slippery when you stuck it in LOL.

Going to try this week to get extra customers on my paper route so I can afford this place!! Then a can pull oot the big slammer also!

[Mustang3]

Holy crap after reading this I might have just buy a realdoll and forget the AMPs.

What is a better place to incubate bacteria than a wet warm towel? I read an article about E Coli contamination of salads and lettuce. That's the same bacteria that live in the poopchute / fudge factory. It was kind of interesting that there are a dozen ways the bacteria can get from livestock to farm produce, and even washing the produce does not necessarily get it off. Many people have gotten sick and some people have died from E Coli. Although that's getting it into their mouths. Its definitely possible to get a urinary infection if a ass slime is applied to your peep hole. I have personally experienced some providers who alternate between Pokemon-in-the-ass with long oil strokes off the boat oar. Its probably not too high of a chance but I think there is some potential there. There is also transmission if a girl gets some friendly bacteria under her fingernail from one customer and then spreads the love to the next 10 guys the day. Hopefully during break she cleans under her nails. On the plus side, there is such a thing as fecal implants where they implant fecal material from person to another to transfer some of the friendly bacteria. Perhaps the MP's should openly advertise the health benefits of this.

[JackDaniels12]

Anyone tried the new talent here?

[Bronco]

Haven't really seen any reports on this place, so figured I'd TOFTT. Rather than bore you with the details, let me just say.

Whole. E. Phuquin. Chitt.

I had about the best experience ever.

One the top 10 massages I've had.

The second-hottest provider I've seen. Also the second-prettiest and second-smallest pussy I've seen. Hands-down best tits I've ever met (truly the stuff of JAV models).

The second- most enthusiastic provider I've seen.

From the very moment I walked in the door she treated me like her most favorite boyfriend. Immediately embraced me and gave me dfk, then led me to a room with lots more dfk and ass-grabbing (each of us) and hugging. THEN she collect the house fee. She left, I stripped, when she got back she had changed out of her Daisy Dukes and into a LBD that didn't quite go down far enough.

Seriously legit massage. And the fun would make rabbits jealous. BBBJ, CBJ, DATY, 69, CFS in RCG and CG and Mish and K9. She was super enthusiastic and super energetic on everything, loving everything we did. And the only time there was no DFK was when I was face-down for the actual massage (which again, was really really excellent. Helped by how much she encouraged my wandering hands the whole time).

$60/ hr house, $140 to her (gave her a Benny, which she didn't like, until I reminded her she still had my change, which completely reversed her disappointment).

Don't remember her name, but she's short, 28-ish, super pretty with a big smile and two dimples, long straight black hair, a white-hot sexy body, better-than-average Asian natural ass, natural C cups, incredible shaved pussy, and matching rose tattoos along the inside of her hips.

And for those who read $140 tip, yep, that's right. First, I got a helluva deal, all considering. Second and most important, I have found tipping just a little higher than average gets a whole lot more service ($150 often gets BBFS, often with CIP), including service well beyond what the provider thought she was going to offer. Think about that next time you're complaining about a rushed jackhammer with your hard-won bargain tip.

FYI .140/160 has been a pretty standard tip for the past 10 years!

[SaltyDog]

Its called PCH Day Spa, had a hot oriental girl named CHI CHI, parked on pch hwy. Walked down these steps then the hottie opena the door to greet me like an old bf.

Gave the best Hug, led me to one of the 3 Rooms.

50 for half hour, Immediately took her miniskirt and top off. Strokes my cock and puts in her mouth then gives a big smile then starts the $$ hand signs, settled for $180 for a good and slow fuck. Not recommened for the cheap Grand Pas in here crying in their wheelchairs. Gave her 9 Hamilton's, she starts licking my nuts one by one like a good girl she was. Probably late 20's but who knows all these Oriental girls look younger than their age. Guess that's why these gramps love 59 year olds like Lucy at Foot Reflexology off of Westminster and the 405. She then starts to climb on my big rod and she immediately rides it for about a good 15 minutes or so. Turned her over for doggy style and came in her **** after another 10 minutes. Well worth the price for this piece of young ass!

Going to try her other friends next time. Got her digits as usual because if any mongers that actually have the dough $$ to go out. The young tricks always be moving around AMPs all day long. After the cip. She gives me a good back massage and put my socks on.

You should have written this in the Bare Back section LOL. Was it slippery when you stuck it in LOL.

[Alowicious]

Great post. What day of the week did you go?

Yesterday.

After I posted that report I was thinking, okay, maybe it sounds a little too labrador-with-a-tennis-ball.

But then I realized, nope, that was a unicorn experience.

By any metric, it was a solid 10 all around. Any physical attribute (including lack of artificial enhancements), actual massage skills, enthusiasm, energy, price (she would have accepted 20 less, I would have paid 20 more), the whole overall experience. Even the location is as discreet a place as there is in OC (it's no VIP2 in San Diego), with acres of parking and only one entry / exit point; even the rooms have full HD security cam feeds of every exterior point. And the inside is clean, with full walls and locking doors on the decent-sized rooms, and lighting that isn't too dark nor too bright.

I literally can't think of any knock against the place or the provider. Okay, the table squeaked a little.

[OC Johnny]

No. On Warner, facing the street.

The girls in the medical building are now operating out of an apartment. Their ad on BP is the "ucancuminmypssy" location.

How was the service and what was the damage?

[OC Johnny]

Got their and it was a bait and switch. A fat Viet chick tried to nuru me. I walked out.

Guess I'm not surprised.

IG Photos (obviously not real) are too good to be true.

Curious, Which girl did you request to see?

[JetStream1]

Is that in the medical building?

No. There are / were two different places at the same intersection by roughly the same name. If you are coming from the 405 and driving north then the place I go is on the right (SE) corner. You drive right up to their door. The other place is on the left (SW) corner in the middle of a medical complex. I went over there a few months ago to see if I was missing something but it looked like legit massage, and that not what I was there for. I was looking for some Asian cooks to marinade a tube steak. So I crossed the street. They changed the name of the place on the right (SE). But if you search for Oasis on Google Maps, I think it still comes up.

[Alowicious]

Is that in the medical building?

No. On Warner, facing the street.

The girls in the medical building are now operating out of an apartment. Their ad on BP is the "ucancuminmypssy" location.

[OC Johnny]

Haven't really seen any reports on this place, so figured I'd TOFTT. Rather than bore you with the details, let me just say.

Whole. E. Phuquin. Chitt.

I had about the best experience ever.

One the top 10 massages I've had.

Great post. What day of the week did you go?

[OC Johnny]

Dana Point spa off of PCH is same mama San, hot talent but charges $180 for FS plus $50 house fee. Still cheaper than the blonde providers where gramps can't get it up. Hot to trot and worth it IMO, basically if Gramps in wheel chairs wants to pay less I get it, better stick to TJ or Compton ones I guess. Speaking of Compton, Dubois the mobile gurls are hosting at different parlors in Cm this week. Pm if you want to know. But their girls are on the bigger side, don't offer FS, but good hand jobs for decent price of $60 plus house fee $40.

Huh?

$60 HJ from a fatty from Compton, seriously? Ha!

I'll pass.